Enough said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&feature=recentu

NEW ONE!

...a claymation Santa Claus asks you to guide his non-OSHA approved sleigh after hours.

When your cab driver sings...
"O Christmas tree O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree O Christmas tree O Christmas tree O Chrriismas Treee..."

Everytime a bell rings one of those sandle wearing preachy lute players (who keep trying to kill me) goes airborne and thinks he's got the upperhand on me...

FOOLS FOOLS!!!

You get your dog extra pillows for your bed.

You're purchasing the 4th dog bed this week and you still buy a bag of treats for Rex.

You buy your dog real bacon strips.

... you kick your spouse out of bed so the dog doesn't get cold.

... Will Ferrell movies actually become humerous

You'd rather lay in the floor with your pup instead of sitting on the couch like a normal human being.

You leave 'gifts' on the neighbors lawn.

You leave "gifts" on the neighbors porch in a little brown bag and set it on fire

You have them every night for dinner (glazed in a balsamic reduction sauce.)

your back yard looks like a giant gopher's playpen.

you spend $5000 a month on steaks, and you are a Vegan.

The thirty year old tree in the yard is going to die because of your dog's constant marking of it.

Your yard's fenceline has Ring-around-the-Rover.

The neighborhood squirrels run for the hills when the back door opens.

you play that version of the Dogs barking Jingle bells 24/7.

"Lady and the Tramp" is your favorite movie

You've been arrested for Loving your dog at least once...

The liter of puppies your pooch just has an eerie resemblance to you.

NEW ONE
You know you're a geek when...

...you would rather play D&D than go to a party.

you try to win most posts a week, in a game called a serious waste of time

When you play WoW for 14 hours strait (not me though, I detest that game)