Depends on where you are. If you are close enough to a much bigger mass, then you can't make a big difference, however, if you are the biggest mass in a neighbourhood in outer space... you may have millions or billions of little masses just orbiting around you... or even falling on to you...

It almost sounds exciting, isn't it?
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That's similar to my theory that flatulence makes you heavier. Since methane rises, the gas lifts you up ever so slightly while in your body (like holding a helium balloon inside your body). When you release it, your body is slightly heavier.

So putting corks in cow butts would not only solve climate change by preventing the further release of methane, but also provide a healthier form of meat... LITE beef!

Screw you and your fart beef!

(just kidding we're still cool, but you're on thin goddamn ice xD)

Believe it or not, cows can also belch.

Does this make you go hmm?... I think I risk being banned... :o

It made me belch, which if you have wax in your ears could sound like a 'hmm[ph]'. Since humans have earwax, it may sound that way.

Thus because of anatomy you are pardoned

If you are sub-par and you are done, can you be sub-pardoned?

Yes, but be careful not to get subpoenaed

In reply to Froggychum (msg # 896):

That word scares me... it sounds like some kind of penis ailment...

It's related to the penal code, not the penile code

When I was at uni, I had a industrial placement. I was an intern.
At the same time I liked fishing and I often had a net with me.
With hindsight, when I was an intern and had a net with me, I could have been called internet. However, nobody referred to me in that way.
I don't know why.

The internet wasn't invented until last Tuesday, that's why.

You're behind the times. I've trapped interns in my Intern-net for years now.

Do you ever let them out, or have they been there the whole time?

If the latter, has a society developed, or did they all die out from a lack of food source?

The interns only stay there until I go to bed each night, so they aren't starving.

Yeah, but if you're not feeding them, who is?

Everyone knows interns don't have the human rights or financial stability necessary to fulfill their most basic survival needs!

They stay until I go to bed, at which point they are released to feed themselves.

A duel between three people is actually called a truel.

So what does that make a duel between great people?

Gruel?

The television was invented only two years after the invention of sliced bread.

Coincidence, or was sliced bread the flag-runner of the WICKED SATANIST media???

Should I stop feeding my children this DEVIL FOOD???

Let them eat cake!

Then what will I feed them on their birthdays???

Angel food

I suspect that the persons with a heart of gold are dead, as the gold doesn't seem good to pump blood.
Maybe they have two hearts: one of gold and the other more regular and able to pump blood...