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ASWoT Omni-Festival.

Posted by Germ AntFor group 0
Germ Ant
GM, 27299 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Mon 23 Aug 2010
at 01:47
  • msg #1

ASWoT Omni-Festival

*There exists a dimension in which there is nothing but festival. Every form of outdoor celebration known to sentient life has its representation there. From county fairs to Japanese matsuri to renaissance festivals and outdoor rock concerts. Even celebrations unknown to Earthly life can be found here, all accessible by simply walking the infinite grounds. They all exist, and all operate at all times. In this infinite expanse of celebration, the timewasters of ASWoT can be found, enjoying themselves as usual.

Suddenly, many of the ASWoT festival goers collapse, clutching at their heads. It will soon become apparent that this is because the minds and memories of as many as four incarnations of themselves from alternate dimensions were suddenly drawn here and merging with one another and with the "native" incarnations. These incarnations were displaced as Germ Ant was recalled from those planes and was forced to self destruct. Those who were not present in any of the other realities are unaffected, but surprised as their companions collapse.

The afflicted timewasters eventually return to their feet, but within their psyches, a battle still rages as the up to five minds within try to find a balance in their merger. Those who were in only one or two of the other dimensions rise first, as they had less influx to deal with.*
Dragon
GM, 14543 posts
Once again a GM...
New Keeper of the Hall
Mon 23 Aug 2010
at 02:24
  • msg #2

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

*Dragon bursts out yelling "Braaiiiiinsssss!" and then stops in mid-stride, a puzzled look on his face. He glances around at the carnival/festival and just kinda gapes*
Bart
player, 11886 posts
I am infused with...
The power of radiation!
Mon 23 Aug 2010
at 06:57
  • msg #3

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

Bart, already used to meeting himself from running faster than the speed of light with a radiation boosted metabolism (and thus getting to his destination before he leaves it, especially when he runs in a circle), is not bothered by a headache.  But, like Dragon, Bart stops and gapes at the festivities.
ChaosLord
moderator, 6220 posts
I'm a delusional ferret.
Waiting for my Power Ring
Mon 23 Aug 2010
at 20:07
  • msg #4

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

CL drooped to the floor and was slowly pulled up like a rag doll on strings and said, "I HAVE COME TO CONQUER THIS PA- whoa, that was weird."
The ferret then becomes distracted and said, "Ooooo! Dumplings, dumplings, dumplings!"
And bounded off.
Grant
GM, 5487 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 24 Aug 2010
at 15:27
  • msg #5

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

Standing up slowly, more confused then in pain, Grant looks around, brushing off his respectable looking suit from the dirt and other festival debris that found it's way to his clothes. "Hm. Well this is interesting." he states, looking around. Checking his wallet, and smiling, he goes off in search of something greasy and cheesy to eat.
Dragon
GM, 14549 posts
Once again a GM...
New Keeper of the Hall
Tue 24 Aug 2010
at 16:11
  • msg #6

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

*Dragon, no longer hungry for brains, but still needing something, follows Grant in search of food*

Is it just me or does this place bring back memories of the Amusement Park? *A pause and then he answers himself* Yes definitely the amusement park. That was where I dropped a car on Snakesssz' head. Ah memories! *Another pause* What? No I don't recall any amusement park, I seem to remember a swimming pool and then a ship!

*Dragon stops and glances around, a bit suspicious* Ok that was odd. *He notices the festival* Oh hey look a festival! When did we get here? And why am I hungry?
ChaosLord
moderator, 6242 posts
I'm a delusional ferret.
Waiting for my Power Ring
Wed 25 Aug 2010
at 01:35
  • msg #7

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

"You are hungry because of the dumplings. Can you not smell those?"
Grant
GM, 5488 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Wed 25 Aug 2010
at 04:17
  • msg #8

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

"Eww. Don't talk about dumplings and eating in the same sentence unless you say, 'Ew, I'm not eating those dumplings'." says Grant, disgustedly, as he finds himself a large bowl of chili-cheese fries and noms happily, looking at Dragon. "Want a bowl? ... or four?"
ChaosLord
moderator, 6248 posts
I'm a delusional ferret.
Waiting for my Power Ring
Wed 25 Aug 2010
at 05:39
  • msg #9

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

"What was that? Do you think I do not want any fries? Do you know what Kagura will do if you don't like dumplings?" said the ferret, harassing the hapless GM.
Grant
GM, 5489 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Wed 25 Aug 2010
at 05:42
  • msg #10

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

"She hasn't done anything yet, and I've never liked dumplings." Grant replies coyly, nomming on fries as he waits for the dragon's reply.
ChaosLord
moderator, 6251 posts
I'm a delusional ferret.
Waiting for my Power Ring
Wed 25 Aug 2010
at 13:55
  • msg #11

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

"Yet, yet, yet will be soon..." CL rubbed his hands and slouched over, bubbling with malicious laughter.
Grant
GM, 5490 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Thu 26 Aug 2010
at 02:00
  • msg #12

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

Quirking an eyebrow, Grant swiftly walks away from the insane ferret, finding something fun to do.
ChaosLord
moderator, 6270 posts
I'm a delusional ferret.
Waiting for my Power Ring
Thu 26 Aug 2010
at 02:40
  • msg #13

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

CL goes off to ride the gigantic Ferris wheel.
Dragon
GM, 14586 posts
Once again a GM...
New Keeper of the Hall
Fri 27 Aug 2010
at 06:35
  • msg #14

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

*Wanders over and starts eating the ice cream stand*

Mmmmm....
Vixcis
player, 4031 posts
Oh so evil
yet oh so sexy too
Fri 27 Aug 2010
at 09:36
  • msg #15

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

*Pop's up suddenly and out of the blue in the ice cream stand holding two large cones in front of her chest before scooping ice cream into them*

That will be $5.72...what did you think this ice cream was free? And please just eat the ice cream and not the entire stand...it's onl'y made of PVC pipe...
ChaosLord
moderator, 6294 posts
I'm a delusional ferret.
Waiting for my Power Ring
Fri 27 Aug 2010
at 13:17
  • msg #16

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

CL hides behind a carnival tent.
Dragon
GM, 14588 posts
Once again a GM...
New Keeper of the Hall
Fri 27 Aug 2010
at 16:36
  • msg #17

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

*Picks up Vixcis along with the ice cream and half the stand and starts to bring it all to his mouth*

*Notices Vixcis*

*Reflexively legs go and jumps back*

Oh. Hi.
Vixcis
player, 4032 posts
Oh so evil
yet oh so sexy too
Mon 30 Aug 2010
at 20:41
  • msg #18

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

*crawls out from under the wreakage in an undignified fashion*

Ugh my ice cream stand is ruined ruined!! What am I supposed to do now Dragon!!

Ooo I know!

*snaps fingers and another stand pops up with a large sign that says "I Scream stand"*

AHHHAHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHAHHHHHH!!!
DarkRoot13
player, 1003 posts
Fix the moon!
Thu 9 Sep 2010
at 04:52
  • msg #19

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

*SHOOP*

Wha- oh. Here again. Hey, Grant, long time no see. Are those chili cheese fries?
Dawna
player, 784 posts
Is in wizard form again
But still is a cyborg
Thu 9 Sep 2010
at 21:37
  • msg #20

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

Dawna, seeing an interesting festival occurring, flies down to it with her rocket boots. She then sees a woman screaming and asks, "Are you alright?" Apparently, Dawna didn't see the "I Scream" sign.
Vixcis
player, 4068 posts
Oh so evil
yet oh so sexy too
Fri 10 Sep 2010
at 11:38
  • msg #21

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

*Vixcis pauses mid scream to glance at the women who has spoken to her*

Oh yes fine thank you...I find a good scream makes the day so much better...

*Vixcis screams again this time causing supersonic banshee waves to crush the stall next to hers*

Would you like to scream with me?
Grant
GM, 5514 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Thu 16 Sep 2010
at 17:21
  • msg #22

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

"Hey Dark. Yes, but get your own. These are mine." Grant replies, covering the plate from wandering hands and eyes with his elbow as he noms.
DarkRoot13
player, 1008 posts
Fix the moon!
Fri 17 Sep 2010
at 01:39
  • msg #23

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

"No prob."

Darkroot concentrates for a second, the gears in his shoulders revving up. A paper bag of chili cheese fries appears in his left hand.

"Like my new spaulders? I think they're pretty much the best thing that's happened to me since I switched my joint lubrication to WD-40."
Grant
GM, 5520 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Fri 17 Sep 2010
at 02:10
  • msg #24

Re: ASWoT Omni-Festival

"Meh. I've seen better." Grant replies, shrugging, as he eats his fries with gusto.
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