GM: Okay, what are your characters?
P1: I have pointy ears, but I'm not an elf.
GM: Good, there are no elves...
P1: But I can render people unconscious by squeezing their shoulders.
GM: Huh?  Anatomically, that's...
P1: It says so right here.  And I can join minds with people by touching their foreheads.
GM: Is that on a successful attack roll?
P1: No, they have to let me do it or it's like rape or something.
GM: So there's a code of ethics?
P1: Yes, and I never get emotional.  Everything's logical.
GM: Except your character...

... is Spock. lol.

Do I make the next one, or ???

I think that's how it works.  Like the quote game.  You answer and then post.

Alright. I pass mine to Heath.

GM:  Who you playing?
P1:  Okay, I'm an alien...
GM:  But this is on modern day earth.
P1:  Right, so I'm disguised as a human.
GM:  Okay, so what can you do?
P1:  Well, I don't know much about earth, so I sit on my head.
GM:  Are you stranded here?
P1:  No, I just report back to my boss.  But on my planet we age backwards.  I sometimes also wear my clothes backwards.
GM:  What's the point of that?
P1:  So that I can fall in love and lay an egg that cracks open into my baby, which is really an old man who acts like a baby...
GM:  Wait a minute.  You sure it's not Alzheimers?
P2:  I want to play the old man baby!

Is it Mork? From Mork and Mindy?

Yes.  You're up.

AIIEEEEE I WINS!!! okies...okies

GM: Please discribe you charater
P1: Well I'm royalty and leader of my own kingdom
GM: Wow...umm..wow, you must be quite powerful
P1: Oh my no! In fact I tend to get kidnapped often
GM: Seriously? More then once? By who?
P1: A giant dragon
GM: Oh well that's under...
P1: A giant dragon disnosaur turtle, I'm not quite sure what he is but he has alot of turtle and mushroom henchmen
GM: Mushrooms?
P1: Oh my yes...which is wierd because I rule the kingdom of mushrooms!
GM: Are you sure you not ON mushrooms?
P1: It's ok though my boyfriend always saves me
GM: Oh really? Is he a mighty warrior?
P1: *giggles* Oh my no...he's a sewage and drain technician
GM: Riiiiight

Princess Peach... but is she actually the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom? Or does her mushroom seneschal do that for her since she's busy getting kidnapped all the time?

If I'm right, I pass my turn to someone else.

Shouldn't there be a King, not a Princess, that rules the KINGdom?

Since nobody has solved it yet... Here goes.

Keep in mind a few things:
The GM is running a crossover game. It's two different games/movies/shows.
Grant correctly guessed the John is playing Master Chief. (two hints right there)

GM: Okay, dudes, gimme your characters for the crossover game.

John: Alex, what'd you pick?

Alex: Futuristic supersoldier with power armor.

John: Hey, go figure. Same here.

GM: John, I noticed that your armor literally weighs a ton?

John: It's okay, see all of the cybernetic enhancements? My dude can wear it fine.

GM: Alex, you've got pretty much the same armor...

Alex: Not true! I didn't need cybernetics.

GM: How the hell does that wor- what the hell? It doubles as an orbital drop pod?

Alex: More or less. Don't forget the jetpack and super sprint.

John: Whoa, hold up! What sourcebook is that from? I don't even have a sprint! This is BS.

Alex: Hey, you're going with tried and true. I'm literally one of a few hundred people trying this one out. We don't even know if it's broken. Just bear with me.

Master Cheif talking to Alex... an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (ODST)

Just incase, Brotherhood people from Fallout ... again, just incase.

Yeah, it sounds like some ODST guy. I never played and the game was so...meh never had the urge to look it up :D

Thats it, I'm stealing someones turn...it's only fair...


GM: So your applying for the villian possition
P1: Yes but a misunderstood one
GM: How do you mean?
P1: Well it's not my fault that I like to make statues
GM: Statues?
P1: Yes, very lifelike ones...I make them with my eyes...
GM: Ok...lets move on...to apperance, lets start with hair color.
P1: Many colored
GM: Many colored?
P1: Yes...each strand has different color scales
GM: Your hair has scales?
P1: Yes and it moves and goes hisss...you don't have any reflective surfaces in here do you?
GM: Ummmm sorry the villain position has been filled.
P1: Oh hiss...

Medusa?

lol yay!! That was super easy though! :p

I was thinking that the interview might have ended a little differently

GM: I'm really sorry...
P1: Do you want to get stoned?

I have one..

GM: So this will be a game about interdimensional travel, and taking over the world.
P1: Oh! I have the perfect character for that!
GM: Go on...
P1: I want to play an elite ninja.
GM: Sounds doable.
P1: With ice-powers.
GM: Huh?
P1: Yeah, ice powers, I'll be able to freeze people in place. And then, if I critical, I could shatter their bodies.
P2: Ohhh now I have an idea for a ninja too! I could chuck a grappling hook at people, and pull them across the field.
GM: Hold on guys, I think you're getting out of hand..
P1: Oh c'mon it's in the rule book!
GM: Show me!

ooo ooo scorpion and subzero!!

Yes!

Tee hee I'm the best!

okies okies okies...ummmm lemme think...

GM: I still have a spot open for a villain, my last applicant was uh...not that great...
P1: Oooo villianess I can do that
GM: Great you'll need a diabolical plan of course!
P1: Oh my yes I have that covered...I'm going to make it once season forever but have the holidays never come!
GM: Like and endless summer kinda deal?
P1: No think...colder...
GM: I guess that could work, do you have any powers
P1: Oh my yes lots, but I mainly turn things to stone
GM: *sigh* why does everything have to be things turning to stone with you people?
P1: I don't understand...oh before we start you should know I don't work with children or animals...
GM: Thank you...I think the spots been filled alredy...
P1: Awww...are you sure...I can make it worth your while, come back with me to my castle...I have loads of turkish delight...everybody loves turkish delight...
GM: NEXT!

White Witch, From the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe. >_> The turkish delight part put it over the top, I think.

Lol mine are always to easy...your turn hotstuff :p

GM: Okay, so let me set the scene. This is going to be a super hero type game, but low powered.
P1: So are we talking like Batman kind of?
GM: Well, you guys won't be able to be so rich..But you will be facing a lot of ninjas, and robots.
GM: I'd also like the four of you to share a back story.
P2: Like we all come from the same monastery and all have mystical powers?
GM: Yeah...but you'll be hiding beneath the streets of New York, like alligators.
P3: Well, can we have awesome fighting skills?
GM: of course!
P4: Well..lets get this party on, dude.