Green

Do you like braking the rules?

YEP, IN FACT I'M AN ACTIVIST, ALL OCCUPY AND NO TALKUPY!
DO YOU LIKE TO OBEY THE RULES??!!

No but I do sometimes
Do you like work?

DEPENDS, WHAT KIND OF WORK?!

My history homework

Is this even the same game anymore?!

nope I think not

will you fix it?

DM: Alright, so I want all of you to put a lot of work into your backstories.  Come up with something creative and unique!

Player: Alright, my character is a god and-

DM: What?!  You can't play a god!

Player: Why not?  I've never played a god before.

DM: You'll break the game!

Player: My creativity is more important than the game!

spoil sport

Why don't you try to make one?  They can be quite fun.

because no one will work it out...

What do you mean?  I'll read it if that's what you're saying.

its more I might have an ubscure reading list that is very verid so you might never work it out or tease me for picking a book that you have an oppinion on

GM: Who are you?
Player: I'm the son of a God.
GM: Oh, no, not this again...
Player: And my mother is jealous and my father is king of the gods.
GM: Just shoot me now.
Player: And I'm the strongest man to ever live.
GM: Right, of course you are.  I thought you were half man, half god?
Player: Whatever, but I have these tasks I have to fulfill...

(continuing...)
GM: What now?
Player:  He has a motto as well.
GM: And what would that be?
Player: Hurt you please...
GM: Let me guess, it rhymes with his name?
Player: How'd you guess?

even I know this one
Hurculies

Yes! Your turn.

Player1: I have the keenest eye for detail
GM: right
Player 2: no he does, and I travle with him
Player 1: I am logical all the time
GM: oh boy
Player 2: I am a doctor and we solve mystaries
Player 1: I am esaly bored and a drug addict
GM: this could be interesting

Sherlock Holmes

Yes your turn

Anyone can take my turn.

fine I will try to think of one

GM: this story will be set in a desert land of magic and mystory
Player 1: I am a thief
player 2: I am an evil alchamist
player 3: I am a parrot
player 4: I am a princes but I don't want to be
player 1: I want to marry the princess but its against the law
player 4: I run away from home and am rescued by player 1
player 5: I give player 1 three wishes
player 6: I am the farther of player 4

Disney's version of Aladdin?

You probably got that.

yeah...