This Isn't Balanced

Basically, you write a conversation between a GM and a few friends who made D&D/GURPS/whatever characters for a tabletop game. However, the game is a TV show/videogame/movie, and the characters are the stars.

Example: Star Wars
GM: So. What you guys are?
1: I'm this dude. I'm a space smuggler. And I'm full of crap.
GM: What?
1: Yeah. And my charisma and quick draw are superior.
Gm: yeah I can see that.
1: And I'm 2's mate. We kinda roam together on my ship.
2: Yeah.
GM: Ok, so 2. what are you?
2: I giant furry alien with superior strength and that speaks on a really annoying language that few understand.
GM: Wait, what?
2: But 1 totally can understand me.
1: Yeah dude. It's here.
GM: Fine. What about you 3?
3: Oh, don't mind me. I'm just some young blood and I'm uh... some kind of ancient monk that worships a divine ephemeral power from where I withdraw superior psyonic abilities.
GM: What?
3: Oh and I have a sword. A laser sword.
1: Damn. And I tough I was full of BS.
GM: But... what... how.. wah...
3: It's all in the rules.
GM: Fine! What about you 4?
4: I'm a diplomat.
GM: Finally someone that is not a total douche.
4: And a princess.
GM: Well, okay I guess...
4: And I rebel leader.
GM: Wait a minute...
4: And I'm 3's lost sister.
GM: Wait, wait?
3: Seriously?
4: Yeah.
1: Nice.
2: Yeah.
Gm: Ugh...

The actual game would be guessing what the characters came from.
This message was lightly edited by the GM at 15:16, Fri 13 Sept 2013.