Joke's on you tho, because what you can't see [ghosts] cannot hurt ya >B)

Don't know why that is still a phrase, what with our understanding of modern medicine...? Feels a lot less funny to say those words given the advent of a global pandemic!

...blind people realize this phrase just isn't for them.

Blind people are invincibility hackers? Let's ban them from playing Outside!

Breaking News: reddit.com/r/outside is advocating genocide???

John Cena can hurt you.

He is called John Xina now, ever since he became a mouthpiece for the CCP

Aha. Fear not. The Communists cannot hurt us. Carry on.

‘Murica.

Speaking of communists....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4quwGch9jLg

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Joe Biden will take off his mask and show he is really Trump underneath.

As a reaction to the inanity of a certain family, officials who handle birth certificates will ban baby names beginning with the letter K.

...and X Æ A-Xii as a name

In reply to RabbitBall (msg # 181):

...and Karens across the nation will demand to speak to the manager

In reply to FourLegged (msg # 183):

LOL. I didn't think of that one.

Every Greek fraternity will catch a COVID variant, since they all use the Greek alphabet.

God will reveal COVID stands for "Cruel Omnimalevolent Virus I Designed" before explaining that He only created humanity so that He could torture us relentlessly, and that every human that has ever lived has been burning alive in Hell since the moments of their deaths.

And the moon will laugh

We will all have aged by about two weeks

In reply to Froggychum (msg # 189):

Each?  That's nearly 300 million years, and that's just counting the humans

Experienced time is not equal to actual time.

basically (one of) the reason I love regression stories

Clowns will use murder hornet to vaccinate the world.

People will be reasonably concerned that clowns are being more helpful than the world government

Globalist Comedocracy when???

We will have the first country song where the cowboys self-driving truck leaves him.

We won't be able to use the letter "X" anymore, as it will be patented. I'm uXing it as much as poXXible while I can.

...the French will host the Olympic Games

...the year will be a number divisible by 4.