Mark Twain wrote about the Ark.  It was in Letters From Earth except it used Noah to save the diseases from the flood.

Did he take one or two of every disease?

Kanye West will give his first inaugural address.  :)

Still waiting on this one. (See post #4 from 2011.)
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Gotta unite the world first, Heath.

Unite or be the last one standing... ;)

Hang together or hang separately?

Something like that.

...TikTok will reveal that it was created by Mr. Tim E. Clock.

It will be revealed that TikTok was named after the insects that irritated the watchdog from The Phantom Tollbooth

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AKA Tock's Ticks

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TikTok will be banned in the USA...

oh wait

In increasing escalation, the US will go up from 9 supreme court justices to 51, one for every state and for D.C.--no reason--just because of one upmanship.

Elon Musk will become 46th President of the USA and suggest the following bills, and then pass them into law:

 - Catgirl Funding Act (spends half the national annual income on scientific research into the creation of a genetically modified race of artificial anthropomorphic sentients called 'Catgirls', as depicted in haha funny anime)

 - Bill 69420 (He will alter the number of seats on the House, Senate, and Supreme Court, all to a value of 69, because 'haha funny number')

 - First Declaration of Epic Gamers (Elon Musk will remove all members of government from office, and force them to royally  battle to the death on a real-life fortnite island... the winners get a free Tesla and their seat back)

 - Second Declaration of Epic Gamers (The remaining seats will be filled with the top scoring E-sports tournaments players, regardless of their opinion, legibility or qualifications.)

 - The 28th Ammendment (Elon will ensure national internet access as a human right to all citizens, but only to access sites he deems 'not cringe', which includes his twitter profile and affiliated subreddits)

 - Treaty of Sol (Elon will build an UN meeting hall on the surface of the sun, and then fly UN member to the sun in his new spacefaring teslas that are powered exclusively on greed and ego [generosity and humility cause disastrous chemical reactions, but that won't be a problem for any of the attendees Ahaha haha! Aha... ha...]

Once everyone who has gathered has been turned to ash by the immeasurable heat of cosmic flames, Elon will renew the Paris Agreement because 12 years old told him it would be wholesome and make him cool)

 - Day of Unspeakable Deeds Proclamation (Elon will pass a law making his birthday [June 28] a national holiday, where all citizens gather in New Jersey and *@#!(@*! each other, before *@#!)(@*)!(*ing everyone... after that they !!)(@!*) themselves, finally finishing the day by @#*)!(@ing a big load of #!@!)&&)
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Darth Vader will come back to life and will kill John Wick

COVID 21, 22, and 23 will all be discovered on the same day, despite the years not matching up.

ASWoT will make a comeback with over 100 posts per day consistently.

For 100 days and 100 minutes, then it will accidentally be deleted by the server owners after spilling their premium coffee, which they bought a hundred of for 100 euros each, for their grandfather's 100th birthday.

And then it will be discovered that it was not so much an accident but was a long con from the days when ASWoT was controversial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u76Lxn9jrNo

Edit: I've been listening to this song semi-regularly for maybe a third of my life by now and I just realized today that it was a parody song. I'm shook.
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Trump and Biden will duke it out in the boxing ring.

Yeah, but they will preemptively call it a draw, take off their gloves, hold one another's hands, and claim America should be united in these 'trying times' as they look deep in the eyes of the other man.

Then they will sing the national anthem while covered in lubricating oil and their own blood.

Mostly their own

70% their own

the remaining 30% still has not been identified by scientists as belonging to any species on Earth

They will discover that the Mayan calendar that said the world would be destroyed in 2012 was actually a decade off

And then nothing will happen, because the Mayans were an inferior tribal people whose 'predictions' were never anything but 'folk tales'

Or maybe they were just really good at trolling, and wanted to freak out people who dig up their ruins hundreds of years later.

Froggychum will be hunted down by the ghosts of the Mayans who are offended by his post.