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Cursed Genie Game.

Posted by GofluxFor group 0
Froggychum
player, 51 posts
Sat 10 Feb 2018
at 16:29
  • msg #657

Re: Cursed Genie Game

humans are stripped of their sentience and physical ability, and all that is left is a planet of brain-dead atrophy monkeys, rotting in the earth's floor.

I wish that parts of life had a skip button
Grant
GM, 7414 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Sat 10 Feb 2018
at 16:31
  • msg #658

Re: Cursed Genie Game

You can easily skip whatever you want, but you don't get to choose when to skip to, accidentally skipping the best parts of your life as well as the worst.

I want to live forever.
Froggychum
player, 64 posts
Sat 10 Feb 2018
at 16:47
  • msg #659

Re: Cursed Genie Game

sure thing! You now are immortal, but there is a catch (obviously), you are a brain-dead, immobile sac of meat, blood and bones and your life consists of horrifying and incomprehensible dreams while you lay slumped over in a muggy, dark hole, with hardly enough oxygen to breathe, all the while bugs chew at your skin and crawl over your desensitized nerves

I wish for one million wishes!
Grant
GM, 7425 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Sat 10 Feb 2018
at 16:50
  • msg #660

Re: Cursed Genie Game

You can have as many wishes as you want, but you can no longer form coherent thoughts to figure out what to ask for due to the limitless possibilities.

I wish to make this game as popular as it used to be.
Froggychum
player, 74 posts
Sat 10 Feb 2018
at 16:55
  • msg #661

Re: Cursed Genie Game

I do too D:

I wish for all my beloved fandoms to love me back
Grant
GM, 7440 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Sun 11 Feb 2018
at 07:33
  • msg #662

Re: Cursed Genie Game

You get crushed to death by their collective weights.

I wish I could sleep more.
Froggychum
player, 93 posts
Sun 11 Feb 2018
at 15:28
  • msg #663

Re: Cursed Genie Game

coma. ez.

i wish i never had to do anything i didn't want to do!
Grant
GM, 7463 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Sun 11 Feb 2018
at 18:29
  • msg #664

Re: Cursed Genie Game

Granted! You become quadriplegic and can never do anything!

I want to be super rich.
Froggychum
player, 115 posts
Mon 12 Feb 2018
at 20:19
  • msg #665

Re: Cursed Genie Game

You gain Midas touch. Yeah, trust me it sucks.

I wish for a non-cursed genie
Pluckyribbons
player, 12 posts
Fri 23 Feb 2018
at 02:54
  • msg #666

Re: Cursed Genie Game

You get one... and he grants that wish you made when you were 9 and mad at your parents.  Your entire family is killed in a bizarre accident involving paint fumes.

I wish Tom Hanks would retire.
Froggychum
player, 151 posts
Wed 14 Mar 2018
at 20:28
  • msg #667

Re: Cursed Genie Game

tom hanks becomes a dictator, bringing in a new world era

i wish to understand why i was gone so long...
Schlachbals
player, 6 posts
Wed 21 Mar 2018
at 06:55
  • msg #668

Re: Cursed Genie Game

You realize that life is too short to waste your limited time.

I wish I could draw.
Froggychum
player, 166 posts
Wed 21 Mar 2018
at 18:55
  • msg #669

Re: Cursed Genie Game

you draw three cards with Ancestral Recall (i'm sorry)

I wish magic the gathering would stop paying me in off-brand cheese poofs to ruin friendships by advertising their product!
Tanner
player, 275 posts
Wait... you mean the
green goop isn't edible?
Thu 10 May 2018
at 20:56
  • msg #670

Re: Cursed Genie Game

Granted, now you are paid in Cheezohs (Trademarked by Hasbro) which in turn ruins all of your friendships because your friends would rather eat Cheezohs than play Magic the Gathering with you.

I wish to finally be added to the Hall of Fame for ASWoT.
Froggychum
player, 189 posts
Fri 11 May 2018
at 19:05
  • msg #671

Re: Cursed Genie Game

congrats! You are added to the hall for being an awful person, and your name is spelt wrong

i wish for death
Qyv
player, 628 posts
Fri 11 May 2018
at 19:26
  • msg #672

Re: Cursed Genie Game

Everyone dies, except you will live all of their remaining years, alone, suffering their intended deaths.

I wish to wish a wish for fish on a dish.
Froggychum
player, 212 posts
Fri 11 May 2018
at 19:33
  • msg #673

Re: Cursed Genie Game

the fish is rotten and covered in puke

i wish for my wish of perfection to be tainted by this cursed genie
Tanner
player, 321 posts
Wait... you mean the
green goop isn't edible?
Sat 12 May 2018
at 02:47
  • msg #674

Re: Cursed Genie Game

Granted, However the wish itslef is never uttered by you or heard by the cursed genie and can therefore never be violated by the Cursed Genie.

I wish to eat green goop...
Froggychum
player, 238 posts
Sat 12 May 2018
at 16:03
  • msg #675

Re: Cursed Genie Game

uh. okay. you die.. obviously

i wish for something similar but not identical to green goop
Tanner
player, 412 posts
Wait... you mean the
green goop isn't edible?
Sun 13 May 2018
at 03:30
  • msg #676

Re: Cursed Genie Game

Granted, you are given Neon Green Goop which in all shapes and ways are identical to Green Goop yet never reaching the pinnacle of its origins.

I wish to tie a tie.
Froggychum
player, 345 posts
Sun 13 May 2018
at 17:49
  • msg #677

Re: Cursed Genie Game

you accidentally hang yourself

i wish for a firearm (but not a flaming arm >:D)
FourLegged
GM, 42096 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Fri 3 Apr 2020
at 03:15
  • msg #678

Re: Cursed Genie Game

You receive a weapon that when triggered, renders the target unemployed

I wish Robert Smith would create a cure
Froggychum
player, 731 posts
Fri 3 Apr 2020
at 20:14
  • msg #679

Re: Cursed Genie Game

Robert Smith develops the cure to cancer, meaning a pregnant woman who takes this will ensure their child will not be born with that zodiac sign

I use wish for a magic missiles spell cast at 8th level against the BBEG
ShootingStar
player, 417 posts
Know what I think?
No, neither do I...
Tue 7 Apr 2020
at 01:40
  • msg #680

Re: Cursed Genie Game

Since you chose a spell with such a ridiculous name, you are suddenly wearing a clown suit.

I wish for a beautiful ocean side temple, in a pure and peaceful world.
Froggychum
player, 775 posts
Tue 7 Apr 2020
at 18:40
  • msg #681

Re: Cursed Genie Game

You are granted that, but it is ground zero for a portal from an Invasion of the Undercircus, and you are killed and you're temple is desecrated by a dozen thousand-strong legions of Dark Clownfolk.

I wish for a feather from a rare creature.
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