Idea Stolen from Community Chat's Malakhon:
The idea here is you say something that cannot or should not be done in an RPG game, or some rule or crazy policy in an RPG game. These can be real or made up, but should be funny.
After posting the thing in the list, you can make comments if you desire, or explain a funny thing that really happened.
As you can see from this starter list, the actual things can vary a lot:
1. There is no Gnomish god of heavy artillery.
2. My 7th Sea character Boudreaux is not 'Southern' Montaigne.
3. Not allowed to blow all my skill points on 1pt professional skills.
4. Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.
5. Not allowed to use psychic powers to do the dishes.
6. My monk's lips must be in sync.
7. Not allowed to berserk for the hell of it, especially during royal masquerades.
8. Must learn at least one offensive or defensive spell if I'm the sorcerer.
9. Ogres are not kosher.
10. Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.
11. I will not beat Tomb of Horrors in less than 10 minutes from memory.
12. There is no such thing as a Gnomish Pygmy War Rhino.
14. Even if the rules allow it, I am not allowed to summon 50,000 Blue Whales.
15. The green elf does not need food badly.
16. Say "My Power Level is Over 9000"
17. Say "I am a Snorlax, and I am blocking the path, too bad, so sad"
18. Once I get my Knight or Wizard rolled up in your game, go into the tavern and invite people to recursively roleplay by having OUR characters roll up characters of their own, as they imagine going on exciting adventures of their own by candle light.
19. If I DO actually recursively roleplay despite no longer being allowed too, I will limit it to just one iteration, so that the characters of my character will not begin roleplaying.
20. Say "You should play Gurps, Dude!"
Here is the thread where this was taken from:
link to a message in another game
You can steal funny quips from that thread if you can't think of one yourself.
This message was last edited by the GM at 22:40, Fri 10 June 2011.