Out comes a roll of chocolate Boy Scout cookies.

In goes a big, honest idea...

Out comes a big damn hero.

(nicely done btw)

In goes the collected writings of Charles Fort...

Out comes a plethora of anomalous phenomena.

In goes a stick of Big Red...

...out comes a can of Big Red.

In goes one buffalo nickel...

out comes a less valuable nickel

in goes my copy of terraria

...out comes a loot box that accepts only Canadian currency.

In goes a rasher of bacon...

out comes an injection for diabetes mixed with dopamine.

in goes a red wagon...

Out comes a Red Rider BB gun.

In goes a head of state.

out comes Al Gore's: ManBearPig

in goes the 2018 POTUS

Out comes the 1818 SCOTUS.

In goes a shiny thing.

out comes nothing, the raccoon stole it!

in goes The Coon DVD Boxset

Out comes a forgettable sequel to a hilarious video game.

In goes my Moose Wife.

out comes your moose wife with another moose and a pedicure

in goes my hope for something cool to add to my description...

Out comes a penguin frozen in a glacier.

In goes my left shoe.

out comes a coupon for a shoe of any kind, redeemable anywhere, anytime

in goes my gratitude for the frosty penguin...

Out comes Morgan Freeman narrating the life of your frosty penguin.

In goes Froggychum...

out comes a frog, a privileged white boy, a really expensive laptop and a bucket of chumbucket chum

in goes a rubix cube

Out comes a perfect tesseract which divines the mysteries of the universe to you...

In goes a magazine.

out comes a coupon for any Reader's Digest

in goes three hundred coupons for a free pretzel wagon pretzel

...and out comes a pretzel wagon twisted into a pretzel.

In goes 300 Spartan warriors...

Out comes ancient roman propaganda

In goes a fantasy name generator...

...and out comes an orc named Dishrag Hobbit-Throttler

In goes a dvorak style keyboard...

Out comes an ergonomics specialist

In goes a qwerty keyboard.

FourLegged waits for the keyboard to emerge before he can enter a response.

...

...

...and out comes a voice to text device.


In goes Siri, Cortana, Alexa and Google Assistant...

Out comes a meme template from last year

In goes woolly socks by grandma