Game idea by Smulan)

Player A puts Item A into the machine.  Player B says what comes out, based on Item A (aged, younger, bigger, smaller, etc).  Player B then puts Item B into the machine.  Logical association between input and output can be somewhat odd like in Word Association or Opposites Games.

Example:

Joe:
 Joe puts in an old tennis shoe.

Mary:
 Out comes a cowboy boot.
 Mary puts in an ice cream cone.

Bob:
 Out comes a tub of lard.
 Bob puts in a dictionary.


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out comes a weary wrinkled adult

in goes an Olympic muscular athlete

Out comes a British nudity scandal.

In goes a lying political commercial.

Out comes Obama and Romney

In goes college

Out goes Romney
(had to do it.)

In goes Saturday Night Live

Out comes Fridays

In goes three tokens and a broken bottle cap

out comes a plasma rifle

in go some dandy boy apples...

out comes the dandy boy

in goes Halo 4

Out comes an Xbox One!

In go a couple of astronauts...

...and out comes a healthy serving of Tang.

In goes Simon Pegg...

... Out comes a Cornetto

In goes a dragon...

... out comes a lizard.

In goes a live mouse...

... And out comes Richard Gere

In goes a drum kit...

...and out comes John Bonham...

In goes an eyelash and three skin flakes...

...out comes a witch's brew.

In goes one of my burnt tail feathers...

out comes a baby Yoss

In goes FourLegged

Out comes  a old one eyed rabbit.

In goes a dog sled

Out comes a husky

In goes a parrot

Out comes a cabana hat.

In goes a pineapple.

Out comes spongebob.

In goes me!!!

Out comes an oddly scrimshawed piece of wood.

In goes a piece of chalk

Out comes me!

In goes a gnome!

Out comes some chewed bubblegum attached to a bit of string.

In goes a Barbie doll.

Out comes a make up kit.

In goes a mirror

...and out comes a still pond.

In goes two thumbtacks, half a roll of WintOgreen Life Savers, and a slightly used facial tissue...

Out comes an old lady
.

In goes a baby diaper

...and out comes a fully grown diaper.

In goes my aunt Ethel...

Out comes my uncle Bart.

In goes an eyeball

...and out comes an earring.


In goes a tiger tooth sabre...

Uhhh out comes a saber tooth tiger?

In goes a dictionary

...and out comes a sour literary review.

In goes a compass, a map of the Florida Everglades, and a parka...

Out comes buried treasure.

In goes my shoe

...and out comes a half used bottle of nail polish.

In goes a monkey with a chainsaw...

Out comes a fur by.

In goes a sling a donut and coffee.

...and out comes a giant confused undercover barista.

In goes a penny whistle, a bag of jelly babies, and a long scarf...

Out comes Einstein

In goes a large fan, three ounces of blood, a mother board, a ps4, Xbox one, and Gamecube, plus a really large house, and three babies...

Out comes the inside of GPT's scary mind.

In goes Birdie with a sketchpad and a jar of sugar.

Out comes a bunch of jumping beans.

In goes a book of nursery rhymes, a scarf, and an eraser

Out comes Mother Goose.

In goes a magic wand, two pennies and a pinch of cayenne pepper

Out comes a picy furry fairy

In goes a horse shoe, a drum stick, and a peanut.

out comes an anthropomorphic horse playing jingle bell rock

In goes six candles, a pair of dirty shoes, and a jar of salt

Out comes a p***ed off fairy.

In goes a very shiny thumb tack

out comes a rusty nail

in goes a snail shell

Out comes a slug.

In goes a bird

Out comes a feather pillow.

In goes a skunk, a tube of lipstick, and a set of car keys

Out comes a stinky purse.

In goes Athena

out comes a zombie

In goes a tennis shoe a dog and a keychain

Out comes a poodle in a jogging suit.

In goes Birdie...

Out comes a monkey on coffee.

in goes a lamp a cat's tail and a fairy wand

Did you just call me a monkey? I am a bird I tell you, a bird! :P

Out comes a vindictive tail-less cat with a suspicious glowing in its belly.

In goes the zombified Athena

Out comes a chocolate covered Birdie

In goes a bottle of milk, a vase of roses, and a bucket of mop water

Out comes a vial of rose-scented tears.

In goes a lump of coal...

out comes santa clause

in goes the Nile River

Out comes Egypt

In goes Africa

Out comes a lifetime supply of wood instruments

In goes a iceberg, a banana split, and a very wrinkled sweater vest.

Out comes the Titanic?

Not really sure where my mind is going, I guess it was the iceberg. Oh well.

In goes a princess

Out comes a carriage and three white mice.

In goes a rubiz cube, a piano, and a rain puddle.

I assume you mean rubiks? Out comes a singing rainbow.

In goes a pot of gold

...out comes Lucky Charms.

In goes Alphabits...

...Out comes a doctor, professor, and a mechanic

In goes seven doves, and a were wolf...

...and out comes a Michael Jackson video.

In goes the Universe...

out comes an old one...

in goes a fog machine, and six baby swings...
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...and out comes the coolest playset ever

In goes a suitcase full of radishes...

...out comes Godzilla

In goes In goes a giant lizard demon god from japan...

Out comes the girl Simara from the Ring.

In goes a banjo, a tennis racket, A double cheeseburger, and a pink hair bow.

...and out comes Bulimia Barbie.

In goes Grease 2, Godfather 3, and Ocean's 13...

Out comes the animal mafia

In goes Every Persona ever created

...and out comes a fictional telephone directory.


In goes five black candles, some chalk, and a goat...

Out comes a magic poly-morphing scroll

In goes the TARDIS

...out comes Dr. Who.

In goes Dr. Who...

Out comes a sonic screwdriver

In goes a red parrot, a Disney album, and a jar of jelly.

...out comes Fifi from the Tiki Room.

In goes a tiki...

Out comes a carved mask

In goes a funny bone, a tooth pick, and a banana peel

...and out comes Ribbie, the dead slacker clown!

In goes two stone tablets and an iPad...

Out comes a desktop PC from the 90's.

In goes a visl of pheonix tears, a green kite, and a lute.

...out comes Willy Wonka, who summons an oompa loompa with his flute.

In goes a cherry pie...

Out comes a record by Warrant 'Cherry Pie'

In goes an old oak leaf that has been witness to at least one thousand years of history

...out comes Treebeard.

In goes an Extended Edition Lord of the Rings Trilogy movie collection...

...Out comes gandalf

In goes a bucket of hummus, some oddly shaped glasses, a toaster, and a stick of spearmint gum

...and out comes a hippie munching on hummus toast.

In goes a koala holding a martini...

...out comes a family of pink koala

In goes ASWOT!!!  duh duh duh...

Out comes a computer filled with games and ideas and things

In goes a tiny red bicycle

...out comes a mouse-sized clown.

In goes a feather and a bucket of molten tar...

--Out comes GPT

In goes Bobby Elvis--

...out comes King Tut

In goes a coffin with whipped cream...

--Out comes a sexy mummy

In goes weighted di--

...out comes a rabbit's foot.

In goes a lucky charm...

...Out comes The Mind

In goes Everything and nothing and the lack of anything at all (again)...

...out comes a black hole.

In goes a hug and a kiss...

...Out comes ASWOT's mother

In goes A mop, a Tv, and three cartons of eggnog...

...out comes a fake-bearded, drunken Santa.

In goes the Santa...

...Out comes a world's worth of broken toys

In goes a world's worth of toys...

...out comes a landfill.

In goes a landfill...

...Out comes a ford

In goes an Eco boost vehicle...

...out comes a battery that will never biodegrade, unlike the Ford.

In goes a lump of coal.

...Out comes futurama's santa robot

in goes a bazooka, and three grenades...

...out come three little rabbits.

In go the rabbits...

...out comes a million rabbits

In goes a prancing jackal...

--Out comes Hyde

In goes wonder--

...out comes a flying Merfolk Looter.

In goes a collection of Magic: the Gathering cards...

out comes Cthulu

In goes H. P. Lovecraft and a bottle of milk

...out comes a baby monkey.

In goes a baby monkey...

Out comes Athena's Biological sister.

In goes Athena's Biological little sister....

...out comes a zombie dancer.

In goes a dancing zombie...

Out Comes a clone of Athena.

In goes Heath

...out comes the Riddler.

In goes the Riddler...

out comes a billboard sized deck of playing cards

in goes a magician, their white rabbit, and t sack of potatoes

...out comes a Shin'hare (hextcg.com)

In goes a Concubunny...

out comes a scantily clad display doll

In goes a comic book, a cucumber, and a rose

...out comes a thorny beanstalk, with Jack climbing up it.

In goes a golden egg...

-- Out comes a fried goose
In goes a fire--

out comes an eternally burning tree

In goes this burning tree....

...and out comes the original Top Ten List.


In goes some wax and a bunch of feathers...

Out comes thanksgiving...

In goes a bouncy seat, a crib, and seventy two monster trucks.

...and out comes a very calm baby.

In goes Bill Clinton and Sigmund Freud's mother...

...out comes the Definition of Perversion.

In goes a gerbil and a handkerchief...

out comes an eco boost car

in goes the dictionary, and a red neck

Out comes an English professor from Oxford

In goes a sack of kittens

...Out comes a kitty sweater, made of real cat

in goes a dinosaur, and a dozen kitty sweaters...

Out comes a pocket sized, well fed dinosaur

In code a dog blanket

Out comes a dog

In goes a black velvet flute

Out comes a marching band

In goes an alarm clock

Out comes a restless school goer

In goes a train, a hippie, and some random nameless governer

Out comes the world's strangest speech on public transport

In goes a dripping tap

Out comes mold...

...In goes seventy hotdogs, and a cat

out comes some odd looking farm animals

in goes a dragon egg

...Out comes a dragon

In goes the same dragon

out comes dragon food

in goes pillow

Out comes a bunch of feathers

In goes cream cheese, the feathers, and a pack of cinnamon gum.

out comes a flying cow

in goes flying cow

Out comes a crabby patty

In goes spobgebob

out comes an annoying tune stuck in your head

in goes a a good bood

Our comes a fairytale

In goes a ninja

out comes a princess

in goes a spoon full of sugar

--Out comes a clear and unmarked vial of thick caramel coloured liquid
In goes antidepressants--

out comes a white jacket and an angry therapist

in goes blue tack

--Out comes a game of Jacks
In goes a frightening and possibly haunted bouncy ball--

Out comes a new bouncy ball
In goes a golden goose egg

-- Out comes two cooked geese covered in golden foil
in goes a ham--

Out comes a very angry pig

What goes in, sweets?

You go in

-- Out comes a 3D Brian from family guy who sings nothing but irish pub music and is an insomniac pops out
In goes Sweets--

Out comes sweets
In goes a dog

-- Out comes a three year old bot with doggy ears and tail
In goes a diaper--

Out comes a baby
In goes a pen

-- OUT GOES A NEEDLE
IN GOES A YELLING MANIAC--

Out comes mouse

In goes mother

--OUT COMES A BALD EAGLE
IN GOES ROMEO--

out comes a boy band

in goes the boy band

Out comes an illusion visible only to tween girls.

In goes my collection of fantasy novels.

out comes a very bizar group of people

in goes an empty box of chocolates

Out comes life which is very much like a box of chocolates.

In goes Forrest Gump.

out comes a library of books


in goes life

Out comes the grim reaper.

In goes the grim reaper.

out comes a library of life timers

in goes my school books

Out comes scraps of paper.

In goes a school bus.

out comes a group of well travled idiots

in goes a puppy

Out a comes a dog.

In goes a chess set.

out comes a chess master
in goes cheese

Out comes a cow.

In goes a piranha.

out comes the royalty crown

in goes a clock

Out comes time unwound.

In goes cartoons.

out comes inactive zombified children

in goes a gym

Out comes bodybuilders.

In goes my comicbook collection.

Out comes a group of super hero's

In goes a clown

Out comes a clown car.

In goes a stapler.

out comes a medow

in goes butterflies

Out come moths.

In go moth balls.

out comes a new coat

in goes the new coat

Out come rags.

In goes a band of pirates.

out comes a team of ninjas

in goes a ninja

Out comes Naruto.

In goes Naruto.

Out comes a fluffy pink bunny


in goes a fluffy pink bunny
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Out come long lasting batteries

In goes a television remote and cookies

out comes cookie imps

in goes a scarf

...and out comes loose yarn and a happy kitten.

In goes a wrapping paper roll...

Out comes Santa.

I shove Santa back in.

...and out comes an upset Santa.

In goes Santa's naughty list...

.. and out comes Fourlegged

In goes Santa's Nice List...

... Out comes an Evil Santa. Be careful, he's got sharp knives in his bag instead of toys, and a taste for fresh human meat.

In goes a cannibal...?

...and out comes a pile of bones and a brick of Soylent Green.

In goes goose liver pate and a small jar of caviar...

out comes a mermade

in gose my zits

... Out comes a perfect teenager, who only wants to be your friend.

In goes a timid beast...?

Out comes an outraged fern.

In goes an exercise balance ball ...

Out comes my caboose

In goes a moose...

Out comes a goose.

The goose is hostile, and so is put right back in before it pecks someone's eyes out...

Out comes a Noose

In goes a pink poke doted with a yellow base tie.

Out comes an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

In goes a blanket...

Out comes Michael Jackson


In goes a star

Out comes an addict.

In go drugs...

Out comes my brother-in-law hehe


In goes my dna and some freebreze

Out comes a very good smelling clone.

In goes a jar of alligator teeth.

Out comes an angry toothless alligator.

In goes the 588th Night Bomber Regiment.

Out comes a newly formed regiment of Day Bombers.

In go the hopes, dreams, and aspirations of the people of El Salvador.

out comes a princes

in goes my sour throat and lack of sleep

Out comes an exhausted lemon.

In goes my peace of mind.

out comes a clown
in goes a potted plant, a jar of nutella, a glass of water and a thermometer

Out comes the potted plant thinking "Not again" as it crashes to the ground.

In goes a pair of supernaturally sharp scissors.

out comes some art homework

in goes fairylights

Out comes a fairy godmother.

In goes the fairy godmother.

Out comes the fairy godfather with a wish spell you can't refuse.

In goes a bribe.

Out comes a representative of the briber's union attempting to reform unfair trade practices.

In go a dozen Nintendo 64s.

Out comes a nintendo 768

In goes a boxed superpower

Out comes -- nothing. Great Scott, the slot machine just flew away!

Here's another slot machine.
In goes a superhero costume.
This message was last edited by the player at 08:49, Wed 15 July 2015.

Out come a million angry nerds arguing about the costume redesign with such passion that you could believe they were talking about politics, religion, and every other controversial topic simultaneously.

In goes a single slice of pepperoni pizza.

Out comes a single slice of Super Pepperoni Pizza. This slice comes out wearing a cape and a mask. It's powers are that of super tastiness and super pepperoni's.

In goes the map to treasure planet.

Out comes an often forgotten Disney movie that isn't that bad.

In goes the remnants of Disney's 2D animation team.

Out comes the start of Disney's 4D animation team. Their movies are best watched while using the rewind and fast forward buttons simultaneously or else they don't make much sense.

In goes a QWERTY keyboard.

Out comes a POIUYT keyboard which has a backwards layout and is advertised as being preferred  by left handed people.

In goes a box of Captain Crunch cereal.

Out comes a box of Captain Crunch chunks. (is that too graphic?)

In goes the bottled city of Kandor.

Out comes the Batman of Zur-en-arrh!

In goes the entire Legion of Superheroes!

Out comes the Legion of Superhero. It's Bounce Boy over and over again.

In goes Half-Life 3.

Out comes an army of joyful nerds.

In goes Jeebus

Out comes Beejesus!

In goes a sizable portion of my breakfast.

Out comes an oversized portion of brunch.

In goes the deez nuts.

Out comes an above average sized pair of Deku Nuts.

In goes a basket of hair care products.

...and out comes a bombastic orange man with a silly haircut.

In goes three bananas, a tub of industrial strength lubricant and a roll of razor wire...

Out comes something obscured by a censor bar.

In goes a sensor.

Out comes a censor.

In goes a penny.

Out comes 1/5th of a nickel.

In goes my housemate's cat.

...and out comes a scratched up couch.

In goes a basket full of Barbie heads...

... and out comes a spool of yarn.

In goes a message in a bottle...

..out comes a message about a bottle.

In go my hopes and aspirations...

Out comes the Sting song that was stuck from the last spin.

In goes The Police...

...out comes the Yiddish Policeman's Union.

In go a collection of Ray Bradbury short stories...

...and out comes a fireman and a burning book.

In goes three stooges, a dynamic duo and a lone ranger...

out comes a classic novel! Congrats!

In goes a nickel and some chewed gum of mine...

Out comes -- nothing. The gum got stuck in the slot, I guess.

In goes a bottle of gum remover.

...and a bunch on loose teeth fall out

In goes a bottle of hair dye, a tub of bronzer and a bucket of fried chicken...

out comes the 45th president of the United states of america, Donald J. Trump!

In goes a small loan of one million dollars

...Out comes a bitcoin!

In goes a gallon of fuel...

out comes a Tesla with 1000 years of filled-upperness

In goes my dignity?

Out comes your 15 minutes of fame.

In goes Froggychum's remaining 14 minutes and 40 seconds of fame.

out comes a meaningless, empty and unknown life that was never worth living

in goes teen angst?

Out comes a generic young adult romance novel.

In goes a megaphone.

Out comes an annoyingly peppy cheerleader.

In goes a puppy...

out comes a chocolate puppy

in goes dog feces

Out comes a burning bag.

In goes a frog...

Out comes chum from the chumbucket

In goes my self-esteem for making that joke

Out comes esteem for Grant! Doesn't he look dapper in that profile pic?

In goes my own profile pic...

Out comes a goblin cult with you as their God.

In goes a grilled cheese sandwich...?

Out comes the Blessed Virgin.

In goes a slice of key lime pie...

Out comes key lime sugar cookies.

Out of game: That last output of yours was a darn solid joke, Plucky.

In goes a box of Thin Mints Girl Scout Cookies.

I interrupt this game to bring you Slot Machine Game: The Movie. Except for two things, it's actually titled Sunspring, and there is no slot.

Back in 2016, some guys decided to see if a computer could randomly generate an award-winning movie script. This is how they did it. They started with some AI-like software which auto-completes sentences in smart phones. Then fed the software with scripts from dozens of classic and also cheesy sci-fi movies. They named it Jetson. Then they seeded it with the name "Sunspring," one line of dialog, and one stage direction.

Here is what happened. First, the software announced that it had renamed itself "Benjamin." Secondly, it spat out the script for an eight minute long short film of three characters. Thirdly, it generated the lyrics to a theme song for the movie.

The producers of this experiment gave themselves forty-eight hours to film the script. The result? Pretty darn awesome. Granted, the story makes no sort of sense. The cast, director, and musical composer, however, really poured a lot of talent into this project. Robert Laws (gamer designer & author) described it as "a computer having a dream." It's well worth the nine minute investment to watch this movie.

Video --> https://vimeo.com/187172971
Script --> https://www.docdroid.net/lCZ2fPA/sunspring-final.pdf
Challenge --> Can you work any of this dialog into your own writing?

Out comes a roll of chocolate Boy Scout cookies.

In goes a big, honest idea...

Out comes a big damn hero.

(nicely done btw)

In goes the collected writings of Charles Fort...

Out comes a plethora of anomalous phenomena.

In goes a stick of Big Red...

...out comes a can of Big Red.

In goes one buffalo nickel...

out comes a less valuable nickel

in goes my copy of terraria

...out comes a loot box that accepts only Canadian currency.

In goes a rasher of bacon...

out comes an injection for diabetes mixed with dopamine.

in goes a red wagon...

Out comes a Red Rider BB gun.

In goes a head of state.

out comes Al Gore's: ManBearPig

in goes the 2018 POTUS

Out comes the 1818 SCOTUS.

In goes a shiny thing.

out comes nothing, the raccoon stole it!

in goes The Coon DVD Boxset

Out comes a forgettable sequel to a hilarious video game.

In goes my Moose Wife.

out comes your moose wife with another moose and a pedicure

in goes my hope for something cool to add to my description...

Out comes a penguin frozen in a glacier.

In goes my left shoe.

out comes a coupon for a shoe of any kind, redeemable anywhere, anytime

in goes my gratitude for the frosty penguin...

Out comes Morgan Freeman narrating the life of your frosty penguin.

In goes Froggychum...

out comes a frog, a privileged white boy, a really expensive laptop and a bucket of chumbucket chum

in goes a rubix cube

Out comes a perfect tesseract which divines the mysteries of the universe to you...

In goes a magazine.

out comes a coupon for any Reader's Digest

in goes three hundred coupons for a free pretzel wagon pretzel

...and out comes a pretzel wagon twisted into a pretzel.

In goes 300 Spartan warriors...

Out comes ancient roman propaganda

In goes a fantasy name generator...

...and out comes an orc named Dishrag Hobbit-Throttler

In goes a dvorak style keyboard...

Out comes an ergonomics specialist

In goes a qwerty keyboard.

FourLegged waits for the keyboard to emerge before he can enter a response.

...

...

...and out comes a voice to text device.


In goes Siri, Cortana, Alexa and Google Assistant...

Out comes a meme template from last year

In goes woolly socks by grandma