out comes a princes

in goes my sour throat and lack of sleep

Out comes an exhausted lemon.

In goes my peace of mind.

out comes a clown
in goes a potted plant, a jar of nutella, a glass of water and a thermometer

Out comes the potted plant thinking "Not again" as it crashes to the ground.

In goes a pair of supernaturally sharp scissors.

out comes some art homework

in goes fairylights

Out comes a fairy godmother.

In goes the fairy godmother.

Out comes the fairy godfather with a wish spell you can't refuse.

In goes a bribe.

Out comes a representative of the briber's union attempting to reform unfair trade practices.

In go a dozen Nintendo 64s.

Out comes a nintendo 768

In goes a boxed superpower

Out comes -- nothing. Great Scott, the slot machine just flew away!

Here's another slot machine.
In goes a superhero costume.
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Out come a million angry nerds arguing about the costume redesign with such passion that you could believe they were talking about politics, religion, and every other controversial topic simultaneously.

In goes a single slice of pepperoni pizza.

Out comes a single slice of Super Pepperoni Pizza. This slice comes out wearing a cape and a mask. It's powers are that of super tastiness and super pepperoni's.

In goes the map to treasure planet.

Out comes an often forgotten Disney movie that isn't that bad.

In goes the remnants of Disney's 2D animation team.

Out comes the start of Disney's 4D animation team. Their movies are best watched while using the rewind and fast forward buttons simultaneously or else they don't make much sense.

In goes a QWERTY keyboard.

Out comes a POIUYT keyboard which has a backwards layout and is advertised as being preferred  by left handed people.

In goes a box of Captain Crunch cereal.

Out comes a box of Captain Crunch chunks. (is that too graphic?)

In goes the bottled city of Kandor.

Out comes the Batman of Zur-en-arrh!

In goes the entire Legion of Superheroes!

Out comes the Legion of Superhero. It's Bounce Boy over and over again.

In goes Half-Life 3.

Out comes an army of joyful nerds.

In goes Jeebus

Out comes Beejesus!

In goes a sizable portion of my breakfast.

Out comes an oversized portion of brunch.

In goes the deez nuts.

Out comes an above average sized pair of Deku Nuts.

In goes a basket of hair care products.

...and out comes a bombastic orange man with a silly haircut.

In goes three bananas, a tub of industrial strength lubricant and a roll of razor wire...

Out comes something obscured by a censor bar.

In goes a sensor.

Out comes a censor.

In goes a penny.