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20:27, Today: Froggychum rolled 88 using 1d100. zombie check.
It had taken him two and a half months, but Froggychum had locked himself in his Saharan compound, subsisting solely off of the rations that existed there.
He had spent that time using the power of {REDACTED} to both reverse engineer the vaccine into an un-vaccine (read: Bioweapon) as well as somehow managing to barely slip by with preventing the outside world from learning of his meddling.
And at last, the time had come... He had finished his Unvaccine! Now, he could return to his rightful position of Zombie Dance-King! It wouldn't take long for his new superhuman body to make it's way back to New York, and once he was there it would take
even less time to hunt down and assassinate any potential usurpers who had stolen his eldritch title!
For the first time in months, he opened the door to the outside world, and took a step out...