How can that even be possible?

Everything is possible somewhere, isn't it?

That's not really true, is it?

Then does that mean that nothing is true, and everything is a lie?

Everything isn't a lie? Is that what you're trying to imply here?

Everything only makes sense if you want it to?

Oh really?

You're trying to distract me now, aren't you?

Unlikely, isn't it?

There!  Did you see that squirrel?

Leave the devil rats out of this, would you?

Usually folks fall for the cute vermin with bottle brush tails, how do you avoid their rodent allure with such aplomb?

Because of an old nightmare where a rabid squirrel bit my face off?

From a dream, (albeit a bad one,) you gained immunity from the nutty gaze of that horrid beast?

There's immunity, and then there's "complete and utter horror", isn't there? Would you be so calm with the idea that something could, at any moment, become a ravenous beast intent on biting your face off?

For some, that would be a valid fear, but what if you live in terror becoming a ravenous face eating monster?

Really? Are you a lycanthrope?

Ever heard of a leporithrope?

Ever hear of a what?

That kinda answers my question, doesn't it?

Truthfully, can you explain it to me?

Ever hear of a werebunny?

You're claiming to be a werebunny?

Years ago, I was bitten (more of a nibble really,) by a savage fluffy bunny.  Shouldn't I be concerned?

Do you have reason to believe that it transmitted its bunny-ness to you?