Deathstreaks aren't as cool as killstreaks, I've been told.

Don't believe everything people tell you.

Uh, but what if they tell me, "A train is coming and [I] need to please for the love of [MYSELF; GOD] step off the rails, sir. Sir! Everything is okay you forgot to take your [medically injected joyfulness; ''Antipsychotics''] this morning and you'll wake up and everything is okay and everything is okay"? Should I listen to the [bug-faced worm-people]?

Eh, I just listen to the voices in my head, they usually don't steer me wrong... 'cept that time they told me not to kill. Pretty sure I should of gone with the kill option.

Nah... if you're voices tell you not to kill, you shouldn't. Mine always tell me to kill, and it go so boring and un-creative that I just stopped listening. They still only recommend killing, but lately they have been suggesting that I [REDACTED], which is intriguing, though, a bit [REDACTED], I must say.

Yuri Andropov longed to kill, but settled for a communistic thrill.

Last letter conversation is a trash-tier minigame, but don't tell him I said that about him!

Maybe we're all just raccoons ready to jump into the trash.

Hey, the world might be garbage... but garbage is delicious!

Some of us refuse to eat our home.

Home is where I keep my stuff!

Feh! Stuff is overrated!

Do you really believe that? It makes you sound like the Dalai Lama.

Are you calling me a Llama? I'll have you know I only spit on people I don't like some of the time.

This is froggychum's lawyer and I am legally required to inform you that my client refutes any claims of and pleads not guilty to any charges of spitting on individuals during the covid-19 pandemic, nor did he intend to insinuate he engages in such activities.

Evidently, you spit on people you do like all of the time.  Say it, don't spray it.

Spitting on individuals is Froggychum's right as a llama, (even if born a frog,) and to say otherwise would be speciesist and not tolerated in this forum

To be fair, spitting is a sign of affection in some of my delusions

According to the new FILTHY LIBERAL GOVERNMENT, everyone now has a right to be schizophrenic and dangerous #sjw #cringe #thanksobama

Sorry but please keep your delusions to yourself.

Friends share each other's delusions, don't you know?

Why would I know that?

True. You never had friends, after all.

Low key savage, right here ^

Everybody, at some point of their life, is a bit of a savage. It just happens. Hopefully, it's just a short episode.

Everyone dies, so what's the point?

There is a lot of potential in whatever happens before that! Let's not pretend we can ignore it. :)

The wake is the bast part. You don't have to get up for it.