Re: TESTING: 60 Seconds RPG
Chuck the Duck rolled out of the surgery, gingerly holding his stomach where the doctor had kicked him.
"Never come back, do you hear!" the surgeon shouted.
Chuck rolled onto his knees and carefully pushed up onto his feet. What? What had he said that was so bad? He'd jokingly said that it had been easier to chew his food without a bill and then the surgeon had flipped the bed, ripped the IV out while Chuck moaned on the floor, then kicked the bandage-covered duck out of the operating bay.
"I'm never fixing you, if you don't even want a beak again. Fine, live with the disfigurement, don't look like the rest of us duckly men. You will live a long life in your pain, in your agony, crying yourself to sleep every day. People shall call you a Boo-hoo-man!"
Chuck staggered to his feet. Worker's Comp wasn't going to take this very well. He had to get home, he had to get back to his blender and make a strawberry banana smoothie.
Roll 1d8. On a 2-5, Chuck gets back home safely. On a 6-7 he makes a strawberry banana smoothie. One an 8 he makes it into a strawberry banana split. One a 1 he ends up in Troubletown!