Do I have to analyse your questions in order to understand them fully?

How else can we have a conversation completely in questions?

Have you ever used an internet search engine to look yourself up?

I have.  First result:
Dictionary.com

adjective
1.
having four legs.
2.
Nautical. (of a schooner) having four masts.)

Why would I do that?

To waste time?

Wouldn't knowing what the world (wide web) believes to be associated with your identity be reason enough?

(OOC: Congrats Kagura on passing 19,000 posts!)

Why would you want to know that?

(OOC: Oh damn, I did, didn't I. But 19k isn't that big a deal... 20k will be though.)

How else would I have learned about that schooner thing?

What if your name means nothing, like mine?

(OOC: I actually looked it up, and nothing came up... :( )

Doesn't that still tell you something?

What does it tell me?

That you're anonymous to the internet at large?

But what if you're actually not?

What if my name simply has no meaning at all?

are you meaningless then?

What makes you think I'm meaningless?

Why would any of us have meaning in the grand scheme of things?

because we try to have meaning?

But what defines meaning?

the person doing the defining?
This message had punctuation tweaked by the player at 19:26, Tue 15 Dec 2015.

Is that a question or a statement?

i don't know
both?

Are you telling us the answer, or being unsure about the answer?

wouldn't you like to know?

Does that even make sense?