CURSES, INSULTS, AND THREATS

A knot of self indulgent lunacy: Fang Zong Feng Kuang De Jie
A switch to those girls’ backsides is just good enough: Byen Dah Tah Muhn Dug Bay Jo Go Lai
Accusing someone of lying, a ridiculous notion, or talking out of the posterior: Fuhn Pi
All that’s proper: Suo Yuo De Dou Shi Dang
Attributing an unfortunate longshot occurrence, warning of future retribution: Yeh LU Jwo Duo Luh Jwahn Whei Jian Guay
Baboons ass crack: Feh Feh Pi Goh
Bastard: Hun Dun
Big stupid pile of stinking meat: Yi Dwei Da Buen Chuo Roh
Completely useless: Tian Di Wu Yohn
Cheap floozy: Jien Huo
Conniving or scheming person: Guay Toh Guay Nown
Cow Dung: Niu shi
Cow sucking: Xi nui
Crazy dog in love with its own feces: Ai Chr Jze Se Duh Fohn Diang Gho
Cursing: Ma Jung Hwa
Dear God in heaven: Wo de tian ah
Dog humping: Gou Cao De
Dumbass: Chwen
Everybody shut the hell up: Ni men dou bi zui
Damn or damn it: Ta Ma Duh or Ai ya
Despicable: Kuh Wu
Explosive diarrhea of an elephant: Da Shiong La Se La Ch’wohn Tian
Engage a monkey in feces-hurling contest: G’en Ho Tze Bi Dio se
Filthy fornicators of livestock: Ung Jeong Jia Ching Jien Soh
Fool: Sah Gwa
Fuck me blind: Ta Ma De
Garbage: Lah Suh
Get lost: Kwai Jio Kai
Goddamn monsters: Tian sha de e mo
Go to hell: Chui Se
Homewrecking tramp: Hu Li Jing
Hump: Gun
Idiot: Buhn Dahn
In the name of all that’s sacred: Tian xiao de
Junk: Feh Wu
Kick me in the bottom: Ti Woo de pi gu
Like hell: Jien Ta Duh Guay
Loopy in the head: Feng Leh
Merciless bastard: Lurn Shwei Jah Jwohn
Merciless hell: Ai Yah Tien Ah
Mind your own business: Gwon Ni Tze Jee Duh Shr
Monkey raping: Cheong Bao Ho Tze
Mother humping son of a bitch: Ta Ma De Huhn Dahn
Mother of God: Wo Deh Ma
Motherless goat of all motherless goats: Mei Yong Ma Duh Txe Gu Yong
Nuts: Shian Jing Ping
Oddball, goof: Chai Neow
Oh my God: Wuo Duh Tian Ah
Over my dead body: Chu fei wo si le
Pathetic wretch: Bei Bi Shiou Ren
Peon, a nobody: Wu Ming Shao Jwu
Pig’s sty: Joo Fuen Chse
Pile of sun-baked dog poo: Ri shao gou shi bing
Pool of excrement: F’n Zse
Pool of pig droppings: Joo Fuen Chse
Ruthless or savage beast of a person: Ching Sah
Screw him running: Gun Ta Jwo Lu
Screw you: Chwee Ni Duh
Shameless hussy: Meh Lien Duh Jyah Jee
Shit on my head: Ai ya huai le
Shut up: Bi Jweh
So guilty as to deserve a thousand deaths: Jwei Gai Won Se
Son of a bitch: Wong Ba Duhn
Stupid inbred stack of meat: Ben tian sheng de yi dui rou
Stupid son of a drooling whore and monkey: Lio Cho Jwei Ji Neong Hur Ho Deh Yung Duh Buhn Jah J’wohn
Ugly: Joo Bah Jeh
Violent lunatic: xiong meng de kuang ren
What the hell is this crap: Juh Shi Suh Mo Go Dohng Shee?
Whore’s in hell: Ta shi suo you di yu de biao zi de ma
You wanna bullet right in your throat: Nee Yow Wuo Kai Chiung?
You wanna die?: Nee Tzao Se Mah?



COMPLIMENTS, ENDEARMENTS, AND POSITIVE SENTIMENTS

Awesome or extraordinarily clever: Gao Guhn
Big brother: Ghuh
Big sister: Jei-Jei
Brilliant: Jing Chai
Cheering or urging someone on: Jah Yoh
Cool: Ku
Congratulations: Gohn Shi
Cute: Kuh Ai
Don’t worry: Fang xin
Fellow: Ja Hwo
Female companion or girlfriend: Ma Tze
Friend: Puhn Yoh
Good or okay: How
Good journey or bon voyage: Yi Lu Shwen Fuhn
Good luck: Joo How Rin
Good morning: Zao an
Good night: Wan an
Greetings: Ni How
Handsome: Shwie
Happy development: How Shi Sung Chung
I’m sorry: Shen Meh
Impressive display: Da Chung Wu Dahn
Little brother: Di Di
Little sister: Mei Mei
Long time no see: How Joh Bu Jian
Male companion or boyfriend: Kat Tze
Merciful Buddha protect us: Rung Tse Fwo Tzoo Bao Yo Wuo Tzo
Old man/husband: Lao Gohn
Old woman/wife: Lao Puo
Merciful God, please take me away: Rung Tse Song Di Ching Dai Wuo Tzo
Pal: Lao Sheong (if older), Lao Di (if younger)
Precious, darling, sweetheart: Bao Bei
Real man: Nuhn Tze Huhn
Shiny, awesome: Jahn!
Take care, stay healthy: Bao Jone
Thanks: Sheh Sheh
We are your family: Wo men shi ni de jia ren
We will be your family forever: Wo men hui yong yuan shi ni de jia ren
We will never leave you: Wo men bu hui pao qi ni de
Young one: Nyen Ching Duh



WARNINGS, WORRIES, AND PROBLEMS

Agitate someone out of hiding: Da Chow Jing Ser
Alas, not good, what a mess, too bad: Jao Gao
Be careful: Xiao xin
Commit blunder of great magnitude: Bie Won Lohng
Complete disarray or sheer pandemonium: Tian Fuhn Di Fu
Dangerous person or animal: Wei Shian Dohn Woo
Do something for nothing in return, or wasted endeavor without payoff: Yee Yan
Done for or imminent doom: Wong Dahn
Don’t touch that: Bu yao peng
Enough of this nonsense: Go Hwong Tong
Fear nothing but (fill in blank): Tian Bu Pa, Di Bu Pa Tze Pa
Fire!: Kai Huo
Foiled or ruined at the last moment: Soh Ya Feh Tian
Go all out, hold nothing back: Ping Min
Hurry: Guhn Kwai
Just our luck: Zhen dao mei
Let’s take a deep breath: Yi qi shen hu xi
Life support failure: Shuhn Ming Shi T’wohn Gu Jung
Muddled, confused: Wu Toh Wu Now
No problem: Mei Wen Ti
Not advised: Jwohn Gao Bu Yi
Not enough: Bu Goh
Not keeping a rendezvous: Fahn Gher Tze
Now, immediately: Ma Shong
No way: Cai bu shi
One must be ruthless to be great: Wu Du Bu Juhn Fu
Please be quiet: Ching Ahn Jing Yi Dien
Really dangerous: Wei Shan
Redundant, unnecessarily complicating something: Wua Ser Tian Jwoo
Retreat, run away: Jio Weh Sung Chiuh
Ridiculously strange, illogical: Mo Min Chi Meow
Ruined, finished: Wan Duhn Luh
Speak now and quickly: Yo Hua Kwai Suo
Stop talking: Joo Kao
Suicidal idea: Tze sah ju yi
Surrender, give up: Toh Shung
Talk nonsense: Shia Suo
That can hurt you: Na hui shang hai ni de
There’s nothing in this plan that isn’t horrific: Juh Guh Jee Jua Juhn Kuh Pah
Things never go smooth: How W’rin Bu Lai, Whai W’rin bu Jwo
To throw in a monkey wrench: Gwai Ma Jeow
Trouble, problem, complication: Ma Fuhn
Warning Someone against doing things “the hard way”: Jin Joh Bu Chi Chi Fah
Joh
Watch your back: Zhen ta ma yao ming. Zhu yi
We will enjoy your silence now: Bai Tuo, Uhn Jin Yee Dien
We’re in big trouble: Ai ya wo men wan le



QUESTIONS

Are we clear?: Dohn luh mah
Are you hungry?: Ni er ma?
Do we have an understanding?: Dohn Luhn Mah
Do you like it?: Ni xi huan ma?
Understand?: Dong ma
What?: Shuh Muh?
Where do you hurt?: Ni na li tong?


NAMES AND TITLES

Alliance: Nien Mohn
Big Boss: Lao Buhn
Browncoat: Jone Yee
Gang, crew or confederate of diehards: Se Duhng
Gang or faction leader: Da Gher Da
He or she: Tah
Leader of a criminal operation: Ser Tuh
Miss: Shao Jeh
Mister: Shian Shen
Sir: Da Yeh
Tyrant:  Ba Wong


ORDERS

Check at once: Ma Shong, Jien Cha
Come in: Qing jin
Fire at will or terminate with extreme prejudice: Da Kai Sa Jeh
Wait/hold on a second: D’un Yi Shia



MISCELLANEOUS

Abracadabra-alakazam: Tian-Ling-Ling, Di-Ling-Ling
Big change: Da Bian Hua
Blindside or conspire against someone: Fahn Leong Jian
Bottoms up: Gon Beh
Chinese/Mandarin language: Jwohn Guo Hua
Daydream or wishful thinking: Bai Lah Mohn
Deserving of bad consequence or fate: Hwo Gai
Earthshaking: Jing Tian Dwohn Di
Everything under the sky: Tian Shia
Flat-chested: Hur Bao Duhn
Get bold or audacious: Fahn Dahn
Have desires above one’s social/financial position: Lai Hug Mah Sheong Tze Tian Uh Zoh
Hello: Ni Hao
Hey: Wei
I don’t believe my eyes: Wo Bu Shin Wo Dah Yan Jing
I neither see nor hear you: Wuo Dwei Nee Boo Ting Boo Jen
Impossible: Bu Kuh Nuhn
In someone’s doghouse: Luhn Gohn
In that case, never mind: Nah Mei Guan Shee
Leave one to his own fate: Tze Sh’un Tze Mieh
Let me repeat myself: Wuo Jai Jeong Yi Chi
Manipulate: Swa
Of course: Dang Ran
Old: Lao
Outdo someone: Dao-Gao-Yee-Chi, Moh-Gao-Yee-Juhn
Petty: Suo Xi
Prehistoric: Lao Deuw
Plain: Yong Chwen Mien
Posterior: Pi Gu
Speaking without a clue: Shiah Hwa
Swindle: Gwai
Very: Feh Chun
Water: Swei
This message was last edited by the GM at 23:08, Mon 28 Apr 2014.