"Welcome to the main event, featuring a tag team of epic proportions facing off against a mystery opponent, summoned here from the abyss... or at least a Very Evil Place. In the
Blue corner we have Garath "The Scholar" Darkstar and Lyssander the Pale, also known as "Gravedigger"! In the
Red corner we have, well, actually, I have no idea what this is, but it's lean and it's mean and it's looking for a meal!"