Re: A New Day 1-1
The standing around looking like you are busy doing the marvelous work the mighty Computer has assigned you is getting a little awkward. There are six of you in the room, and you don't know what you are waiting for.
One of the white walls fades, and a screen projecting each of your faces appears. It basically states each of the duties you will be assigned to for the next mission and whether you are a registered mutant. You learn the following about your assigned mandatory bonus duties:
Rob: Happiness Officer.
Happiness Officer: Ensures everyone has fun on the mission; knows jokes, sings, leads citizen-instruction games; authorizes and administers biochemical supplements needed to guarantee a fun time is had by all.
Vilfred-R-UYT-1: Team Leader.
Team Leader: Offers guidance and sound advice to other team members; acts as tactical situation commander in combat.
Johnny-R-BOK-3: Loyalty Officer
Loyalty Officer: Discourages treasonous thoughts; looks for early warning signs of Commie sympathy.
Cop-R: Recording Officer. Registered Mutant.
Communications and Recording Officer: Chronicles the mission using advanced video technology, extremely sensitive microphones and gripping color commentary. Good lighting and innovative camera angles produce excellent training material and possibly even footage for popular evening vidshows like "Bake that Commie!"
Gene-R-STK Hygiene Officer
Hygiene Officer: Monitors the personal hygiene level of other team members, preventing poor morale, substandard performance and halitosis. CPU performance tracking statistics show [CLASSIFIED] percent of Troubleshooter missions fail due to poor hygiene.
Fletch-R-FRC: Equipment Guy.
Equipment Guy: Controls bots and vehicles assigned to the team; monitors each Troubleshooter's equipment maintenance level. The Equipment Guy is responsible for assigned mission equipment that gets lost, stolen or damaged.
A happy and loyal voice says in a voice that you would compare to John Lithgow (had you ever heard of such a person):
"Dear Loyal Clones. You have been decanted for a reason. Your reason is to serve the Computer and ensure that the Computer and all of Alpha Complex runs efficiently, cleanly, and loyally.
The Almighty Computer's suffering is your suffering. Your suffering is not the Almighty Computer's suffering. When you help the Computer, you help yourself. You and your fellow Troubleshooters will have lots of fun rooting out Communist mutant traitors. The Computer says so.
I have been coded to give you a mission in our new and clinically-proven anti-treasonous mode of dissemination of information. Each of you has been promoted to Red Clearance. Congratulations on this mighty achievement that you did nothing to deserve. Your activities will be monitored.
Stand by for briefing.
Thank you and have a very non-treasonous day."
The screen fades, and now you are waiting again. But at least now you know you will have a mission, and you take solace in the fact that the Computer is your friend.
The Computer is your friend...
OOC: Please continue discussions in the square white room until your briefing starts. I am doing a last doublechecking of two more potential players from the previous game.