Old World of Darkness Meat...I mean, Mortal
Never thought I would be adding a serious post here.
As dumb as this sounds, and as a personal test, I would like to play an honest-to-goodness mortal in the Old World of Darkness. My mind is defaulting to V:tM, but he can go for any of them due to their loose connections.
I am aware that he will have a probable in-universe life expectancy measured in hours and a meatspace life expectancy measured in days...assuming someone doesn't do something else to him, like running into a ghoulmaker who can play a game over an in-universe week, running into a Tzimisce and becoming furniture, suffering simple repeated exposure to Dominate or Presence, becoming a favorite experiment of a Mage, or perhaps worst of all, ending up in a Hunter's retinue as a flunky (please, not another sermon)!
If anyone is interested, as unlikely as this is, I'll offer the character up in a PM.