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Ascension of Heroes: Heathen.

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Mittens
GM, 921 posts
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Sat 23 Mar 2013
at 23:17
  • msg #1

Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Aye," Mittens agrees concisely.

The teleportation circle takes the group to a border fort from which they can ride further out toward the frontier.  By nightfall they come upon a town purported to be under the protection of the Light of the Sun, but no one bearing it's crest can be found.

What was once a grassy common in the center of town has
become a field of makeshift tents. The number of refugees
is hard to count, more arriving each day to replace those
picking up to head east for civilized lands. The exiles are a
mix of races and cultures, but they share a common purpose
according to the villagers you overhear discussing them—all
are fleeing the predation of some frontier cult.

While making their way to their inn,
the heroes note a disturbance that turns ugly.
The rain started that morning and shows no sign of letting
up; the track through the center of town has turned to mire.
As you approach the common, a shout rings out through
the downpour. Sunrods light the refugee camp where a tent
is pulled down. Five figures storm through the adjacent
shelters as people scatter before them. You hear a child
scream as a mace is raised.

(( The PCs get a surprise round and may put their tokens on the scene anywhere that isn't already adjacent to the cultists.))
Matt
player, 434 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 24 Mar 2013
at 04:46
  • msg #2

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  There are two things different about Matt's gear recently.  The first is he cleaned off the Halo on his helmet that a running joke placed there.  The second is having finally decided to try out that whole 'heavy shield' thing.  As for what is the same?

  Matt still has that Dwarven style warhammer (who knew Dwarves were masters of blunt object aerodynamics?),  bounced off the back of the Cultist's head who decided brandishing a mace was a good idea.  "Normally I make some kind of token gesture of 'stop or I'll hit you', but it's been a long walk"... Well, okay it wasn't as long as it COULD have been, thanks to teleportation.  But still.
Surprise Action: Ranged Basic Vs Cult Bandit 2.  Hits (20 AC). 8 DMG.  Rolled a Three.
Initiative:  8.  Also Rolled a Three.  At least I still edged in a hit.
Effect: Matt Marks Cult Bandit 2.

Special Request:  If you didn't want to use an Encounter power on a more important target, seeing if we could down Cult Bandit 2 with just Surprise At-Wills would be kind of funny. (surprise Round CA, enjoy Maverick and Angel!)

Cult Bandit 2 HP: 37-8 = 29/37

Matt HP: 52/52
S 10, V 13, AP 1.

This message was last edited by the player at 04:50, Sun 24 Mar 2013.
Angel
player, 406 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 2 Apr 2013
at 01:23
  • msg #3

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel wastes no time backing Matt up. "Pick on someone your own size, cowards." Angel sneers as she fires two arrows. One of the arrows narrowly misses the dodgy bandit, only for him to dodge into the other arrow.


Initiative: 3+9=12

Angel surprise action attack: Probing Strike v Bandit2. Hit(17)!
 dmg: 15


Cult Bandit2 HP: 29 - 15 = 14

This message was last edited by the player at 02:36, Tue 02 Apr 2013.
Carla
player, 205 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 2 Apr 2013
at 01:33
  • msg #4

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla says nothing, but her actions speak for her. She points and a beam of radiant light shoots through the bandit, burning him!


Initiative: 2+2=4

Carla surprise action attack: Sun Strike v Bandit2. Hit(26)!
 dmg: 10


Cult Bandit2 HP: 14 - 10 = 4

This message was last edited by the player at 02:36, Tue 02 Apr 2013.
Maverick
player, 288 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 2 Apr 2013
at 01:34
  • msg #5

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick throws a stone at the bandit, but the sling gets stuck on his finger at the last moment, sending the stone straight to the ground in front of Maverick. These things happen.

However, he looks QUICK to recuperate from that and reloads.


Initiative: 18+7=25

Maverick surprise action attack: rolled a 1

Mittens
GM, 922 posts
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Tue 2 Apr 2013
at 03:52
  • msg #6

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Grizella, I summon thee!" Mittens calls as she stretches out her hand!

A ghostly bear appears and menaces the bandit!  Good thing Mits already showed her allies this power.
Maverick
player, 289 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 4 Apr 2013
at 20:27
  • msg #7

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick hurries up to the near-done bandit and slashes him with his rapier, felling the bandit. Then he rushes to the next bandit and swings wildly! The bandit manages to defend himself, but when he looks again, the little boy is gone, seemingly having disappeared.


Move: To Bandit 2
Standard: Piercing Strike v Bandit 2. Hit(20)!
 dmg: 9
ACTION POINT!
Standard: Fleeting Spirit Strike v Bandit 1. Crit fail.
 Shifted up to Bandit 1 before attack.
 Shifted 3 to hide behind tent after attack.
Stealth check: 34


Bandit 2 HP: 4 - 9 = KO

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Fri 5 Apr 2013
at 04:47
  • msg #8

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The first cult guard attacks Grizella and stabs the bear with his halberd!  ...doing no apparent damage.

"Wait... ghosts are supposed to take half damage, not zero, right?"
Mittens
GM, 923 posts
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Fri 5 Apr 2013
at 04:59
  • msg #9

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits rushes forward, and as she does so, the ghost bear skirts around behind the enemy.  She transforms into a huge toad and belches out a swarm of locusts that harass the cultists!

Bandit 1 HP: 37-25=12
Angel
player, 407 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 5 Apr 2013
at 05:13
  • msg #10

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel moves to a position to see the enemy clearer. She fires a bolt at the near-downed bandit and downs him.


Move: South to get clear shot on Bandit and Guard.
Standard: Probing Strike v Bandit 1. Hit(21)!
 dmg: 20

Hilarious fact! I got 11 dmg without adding sneak attack dmg. So I rolled the SA damage to down bandit 1 and got 9 more damage. If I had JUST rolled a 12, I could have spent that 9 damage on the guard via AP. Ah well. Downed enemy better than not downed.


Bandit 1 HP: 12 - 20 = -8

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Fri 5 Apr 2013
at 05:21
  • msg #11

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The enemy mage steps forward and zaps at Carla, Angel, and Matt, hitting the fighter!

Matt HP: 52-7= 45
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Fri 5 Apr 2013
at 05:24
  • msg #12

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The second guard steps forward and stabs grizella!  ...with the same non-damage result.
Matt
player, 435 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 5 Apr 2013
at 05:35
  • msg #13

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt is beginning to suspect tents hate him, or love evil mages.  Considering Matt makes a simple charge at the lightning slinger, only for a tentpole to fall down and get hit instead of cultist face.  "I think there used to be a time where this would surprise me."
Move: duh.  Standard: Charge vs Mage, Rolled 1.

Effects: Matt Marks Mage.

Carla
player, 206 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 5 Apr 2013
at 05:40
  • msg #14

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

That tent may hate Matt, but Carla doesn't. To protect him, she looks at the mage and shakes a finger at him, her form glowing radiantly. The mage knows if he tries to harm anyone, Heaven itself will punish him.


Move: Nope.
Standard: Offering of Justice v Mage.
 dmg: 12 of mage attacks anyone.
 Carla gains +2 to all her defenses vs the Mage.

Maverick
player, 290 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 5 Apr 2013
at 05:46
  • msg #15

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick throws a rock at the guard and misses.


King's Castle v Guard 1. Crit fail.
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Fri 5 Apr 2013
at 05:50
  • msg #16

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The first guard takes a stab at Mittens!  STAB!  Right in the mouth!  Flip!  He flips the big frog onto it's back!

Mittens HP: 43-17=26
Mittens
GM, 926 posts
Shifter
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Fri 5 Apr 2013
at 06:01
  • msg #17

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits transforms back into cat-girl mode and blasts the guard and mage with a spray of thorns, lowering their defenses!

Guard 1 HP: 47-11=36 and a -4 penalty to all defenses
Mage HP: 42-11=31 and a -4 penalty to all defenses

Angel
player, 408 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 5 Apr 2013
at 06:09
  • msg #18

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel fires two bolts into the guard, injuring him pretty badly.


Minor: Quarry Guard 1.
Standard: Twin Strike v Guard 1. Hit(21)! Hit(20)!
 dmg: 17 (with quarry)


Guard 1 HP: 36 - 17 = 19

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Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 01:28
  • msg #19

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The mage jabs at Matt with his staff, but it glances off his armor, then gets seared by the radiance of Carla's heavenly judgement!  The second guard side-steps away from Grizella and stabs at the ghost, this time missing entirely.

Mage HP: 31 - 12 = 19
This message was last edited by the GM at 01:34, Sat 06 Apr 2013.
Matt
player, 436 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 02:34
  • msg #20

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt's luck appears to be turning around, with a lot of help from his Friends.  He brings his hammer down upon his traditionally favorite target, mage kneecaps.  There is the now familiar crunch and abrupt end to the dancing career of Evil.
Standard: Steel Serpent Strike Vs Mage:  Hits (20/24 AC).  ... 17 DMG.

Effects: Matt Marks Cult Mage.  Cult Mage is Slowed, Can't shift until End Of Matt's Next Turn.

Cult Mage HP:  19-17= 2

This message was last edited by the player at 02:38, Sat 06 Apr 2013.
Carla
player, 207 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 02:48
  • msg #21

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla shoots a beam of light from her fingertip and downs the mage. Then starts walking towards her allies.


Standard: Sun Strike v Mage. Hit(12)!
 dmg: 9
Move: Towards Mitts/Matt


Mage HP: 2 - 9 = -7

Maverick
player, 291 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 02:59
  • msg #22

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick comes out of hiding and uses the distraction of Mittens being nearby to stab the guard upward through all his innards and straight into his heart. He swiftly retracts his sword from the man before the guy can fall towards it, then kicks the guy in the direction away from himself so the guy won't fall on him.


Move: To be adjacent to both Matt and Guard 1.
Standard: Clever Strike v Guard 1. Hit(24)!
 dmg: 20 (with SA dmg)


Guard 1 HP: 19 - 20 = -1

Mittens
GM, 928 posts
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Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 03:11
  • msg #23

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mittens conjures a bunch of thorn vines that wrap around the remaining guard's feet!

Guard 2 HP: 47-14=33
Angel
player, 409 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 03:21
  • msg #24

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel heads over to her allies and fires a pair of bolts. One bolt hits the guy in the center of his mass, the other hits him in the sternum. The guy looks ready to keel over, but manages to stay standing anyway.


Twin Strike v Guard 2. Crit(33)! Hit(24)!
 dmg from crit: 11+6(quarry)=17
 Crit bonus dmg: 3
 dmg from second attack: 10


Guard 2 HP: 33 - 30 = 3

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Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 03:30
  • msg #25

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The last cultist switches to crossbow and shoots mittens.

Mittens HP: 26-3=23
This message was last edited by the GM at 03:31, Sat 06 Apr 2013.
Matt
player, 437 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 03:40
  • msg #26

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt steps around the tent, sees that for once he has a clear and straight path between him and a target, and says "So, this is the token offer for you to surrender instead of throwing your life away in the name of your dark gods that won't care if you die anyways."

  He's got a good feeling that he can make the hammer toss if they decide to inevitably spite them.
Move: Duh.  Standard: Readied action, Hammer toss (rolled with extra +1 for charge, but don't need it).  Will hit AC 24.
Carla
player, 208 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 03:48
  • msg #27

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The guard can see a light source coming from around the corner. Carla walks to be in view, apparently the source of the light is a little angel who is glowing. Her eyes glow blue and she head-shakes in warning to the guard, a finger shake accompanying the head shake.


Move: to have direct line of sight.
Standard: readied Sun Strike v Guard 2. Will hit (16 v ref)!
 dmg: 10

Maverick
player, 292 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 03:52
  • msg #28

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick flicks the blood off his rapier then sheathes it, pulling out a sling and looking ready to use it.


Minor, minor blabla sheathe mechanics.
Standard: Ready basic ranged v Guard 2. Hit(26)!
 dmg: 12

Angel
player, 410 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 03:59
  • msg #29

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel has her crossbow aimed. "Seriously. Don't push it."


Standard: readied Twin Strike v Guard 2. Miss(15), Crit(33)!
 dmg: 11+6(quarry)=17
 crit dmg: 6
 TOTAL: 23

Mittens
GM, 929 posts
Shifter
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Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 04:23
  • msg #30

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Grizella closes in on the enemy and Mittens readies an attack of her own.

"What they said."
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Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 04:38
  • msg #31

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The guard pauses briefly, looking around at the immense danger facing him. He then flashes back and remembers fondly all the cute fuzzy animals he tortured, art he burned, and food he ruined by sneezing on it. He remembers how he even managed to kick some little girl's puppy on his way into the city earlier this very day. Those were great times. I've lived a wonderful life he thinks to himself. Bane... how I worship you. You gave me all those lives to torment. And now I get to end in a glorious blaze.

He looks directly at Carla, practically ignoring the spirit bear next to him. You even gave me an adorable baby angel as my final target! Bane, grant me the chance to fight in your armies forever! he continues thinking. Then he looks like he's about to charge in Carla's direction!

Carla shoots lasers from her eyes while Maverick's sling lets loose a rock that flies over Carla's head and into the guard's throat. Angel's bolt hits the guy in the balls while Mittens seems to cause a chilling wind to swirl about the guy. All this happens even as Matt tosses his hammer. The hammer seems to hit the rock that Maverick threw, as if to slam the hammer on the gavel of justice, crushing the guy's throat. Carla's eyebeams seem to finish that job and behead the guy who falls, covered in frost.


Matt(10)+Carla(10)+Maverick(12)+Angel(23)+Mittens(6)=61 dmg

Guard 2 HP: 3 - 61 = Seen better days.

Matt
player, 438 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 6 Apr 2013
at 04:42
  • msg #32

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  So Matt, any good one liners?  "I'm not entirely sure, but I think we got him."

  Close enough.
Angel
player, 411 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 9 Apr 2013
at 16:21
  • msg #33

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel looks around for more enemies and then says, "...Did we get all of them?"

Maverick gets to searching the bodies.
Mittens
GM, 930 posts
Shifter
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Thu 11 Apr 2013
at 02:28
  • msg #34

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Aye.  Pretty sure we did."

Mits gets to tying up the badguys who managed to survive.  Mav manages to find beneath travel-stained cloaks, three of the cultists wear loose-fitting gray tunics with the symbol of Bane painted across the chest. The other two have the symbol painted directly onto their chainmail.

The town militia shows up when the fight is done.  A cleric approaches and heals the child who was hiding in a nearby tent.

"Pelor be praised!  Thank you for defending this child!"

She then works on healing the dying mother.

(If the PCs allowed any cultists to survive, they
obtain no useful information from them. They are
recent converts who know nothing of the Pillars of
Night or the Black March, and they do not wear the
Naarash talisman of the temple cultists (see the side-
bar on page 34).)

Matt
player, 440 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 18 Apr 2013
at 01:40
  • msg #35

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well I'd feel kind of terrible for just standing there and watching."  Plus it wasn't as questionable a decision as certain past ones, like rushing the local police force.

  "I'd ask for specifics, but I think general assumptions cover what just happened here."
Angel
player, 413 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 19 Apr 2013
at 04:24
  • msg #36

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel asks, "Can I kick the bad guys while they're down? I might feel a little better..."

Carla offers a note to Angel. Angel reads it, blushes, and squats down for Carla to kiss her cheek. Angel smiles and says, "You're right... a kiss is better than kicking a downed enemy."

Maverick says, "OK... so why did they attack? For the heck of it?"
Mittens
GM, 934 posts
Shifter
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Wed 24 Apr 2013
at 23:06
  • msg #37

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

As the refugees put their camp back together, the well-armed newcomers wrapped in gray cloaks set with the sun of Pelor see to it that the injured are taken care of.  The tall human woman approaches and greets you deferentially.
“Well met,” she says. “And thanks to you for a timely intervention. We have been hard after these cult butchers for three days now. Had you not been here, our arrival would have come too late.  I am Emesha, a cleric of Pelor.  I and my companions are members of an order called the Light of the Sun.  These are cultists of the Hand of Naarash, a sect of Bane that spreads like plague.  The Hand seeks converts in the
isolated settlements, meeting resistance with steel and fire.  Friends, if you will be here in the morning, I would speak with you. It concerns a matter of some importance and a favor that we might humbly beg in Pelor’s name.”

"Mittens," Mits answers, "Druid.  And nothing says you can't have kisses and kicks, Angel.  Just don't hurt your tootsies."
Matt
player, 441 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 24 Apr 2013
at 23:16
  • msg #38

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "It does sound like there is definitely more to worry about than locating a missing Paladin like we came out here for."  He looks to his friends,  "Unless I've forgotten a lead, waiting to hear them out sound like the best idea to the rest of you too?"

  Survey is still out on 'Do I like Big Shield more than Little shield', but Matt is going to stick to the trial run for the moment.
Angel
player, 414 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 30 Apr 2013
at 20:34
  • msg #39

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick's question is answered. Not quite "for the heck of it", but because "join us or die" tactics tend to wind up with dead people. He looks up and over at Matt and Mittens. "You know... if they recruit people by threatening to kill them, then what makes them fight to the death sooner than be "rescued" from service?"

Angel glances towards Mav. "Probably the people who *want* to join wind up recruiters, and those who joined out of fear wind up slaves. Alive, but slaves."

Angel picks up the cherub and faces the cleric. "Why wait till morning? Do you need to discuss it privately?"

Carla looks over toward the cleric with a concerned look.
Mittens
GM, 935 posts
Shifter
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Thu 2 May 2013
at 13:54
  • msg #40

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The cleric looks surprised at Mat's suggestion of the group looking for a missing paladin but looks even more surprised when she catches sight of Carla.  She looks over to Angel and answers with a bow.

"Apologies.  As a cleric of Pelor it is my custom to wait until the light of day to discuss matters of import.  But in light of what we've seen and heard, I suppose it would be better to not wait.  Our order fights the Hand of Naarash at every turn, but still the cult’s strength grows. Our hope a year ago was that striking at the heart of the cult would grant us an advantage. That hope has been dashed until now—should you decide to aid us.  We need a group willing to seek a paladin named Jaryn, lost across the frontier.  Your actions last night, putting yourselves in danger to defend others, makes me hopeful that you might undertake this quest.”

"Yup.  That's the same paladin the Unity Cathedral asked us to look for," Mittens affirms.


Module has pre-made answers to the following expected questions:
Who is Jaryn?
What was Jaryn’s mission?
What happened to Jaryn and his group?
Who else was in Jaryn’s party?
Who is naarash? What is the Hand of
naarash?
What activities does the cult engage in?
Why do you need our help?

Matt
player, 442 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 2 May 2013
at 14:26
  • msg #41

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "The Sun is always up somewhere, if it helps you feel better."  Matt rubs the invisible ink revealing marker across his Hint Guide, and asks "Who else was traveling with Jayrn-" That actually had names "Where was the 'heart' of the Cult, and do you think they would have moved their power base by now if it wasn't in the most readily availible fortification already?"

OOC: INSOMNIAAAAA time to see if I can at least get some rest.
Carla
player, 209 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 10 May 2013
at 23:03
  • msg #42

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla begins to take notes, making sure to keep track of what is said.

Maverick is quiet, gazing at the starry sky. But he's listening also.

Angel says, "I'd like a description of Jaryn and his team so we'll recognize them." what she doesn't say is "so we can identify the bodies/zombies/paladin-turned-evil boss/insert jaded commentary here."
Mittens
GM, 936 posts
Shifter
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Sat 25 May 2013
at 01:23
  • msg #43

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"That does help," Emesha answers Matt, "Thank you."

“Four faithful
of Pelor—Andressa and Annika, sister-clerics of our
order; the fighter Kelma; and dajani, a tiefling sworn
to Pelor’s cause.

Naarash’s faithful are based in a great temple
in the Moonsfall Mountains. The Pillars of Night, they
call it. Jaryn swore to break the cult by destroying its
leaders.

Jaryn’s group made its way west through the settled
frontier, then north along a trail he called the Black March.
Our
last contact with them was a sending ritual six months
ago that placed him deep in the borderlands at the
head of the Black March. We have
had no further word.”

Emesha
can sketch out a map that will see the party through
the first stage of the journey. She gives the PCs a
description of Jaryn, noting a prominent scar on his
left cheek earned in battle with a hobgoblin war chief.
Emesha and her group carry little wealth, but she
can cobble together a 100-gp stipend for the party as
the PCs prepare for their expedition.

"We don't need the stipend," Mittens says, "We are well supplied and I don't expect throwing gold at these cultists will be very effective.  Speaking of whom, who is Naarash anyway?"

“Naarash is said to be a hobgoblin prophet of Bane before the fall of Nerath, but no history
speaks of that name. The Hand of Naarash arose as a
hobgoblin cult five years past, though it now counts
all of the borderlands’ races among its members.  They
prey on the most isolated frontier villages for converts
and spoils. Townsfolk are given the choice of joining
the Hand or accepting 'the salvation of death.'"
Matt
player, 443 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 29 May 2013
at 19:13
  • msg #44

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "A sack full of gold can have some decent heft to it, if I somehow misplaced my hammer.  But yes, better uses for coinage than that."  Matt doesn't comment on their recent experience helping Hobgoblins (between killing other Hobgoblins Cultists).

  "Historical accuracy is likely the least of anyone's problems on the borderlands right now."
Angel
player, 415 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 31 May 2013
at 02:25
  • msg #45

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel ponders a bit. "So are we set? We know which direction to go, right?"

She hefts her backpack / gear, ready to march in the direction of the bad guys.

Carla and Maverick are missing their fave mount Lucky. But they are still rarin' to go.
Mittens
GM, 937 posts
Shifter
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Wed 5 Jun 2013
at 15:35
  • msg #46

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"You have my thanks, heroes," Emesha answers, "Pelor's blessings light your path.  Be careful."

"Ayup," Mits answers.

She shows the map with the various locations mentioned so far marked on it then leads the way...  to the nearest inn so the group can get a night's rest rather than trudge through the rain in the dark.

OOC: Can timeskip to next encounter if the group is eager to move the story along.
Matt
player, 444 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 14 Jun 2013
at 00:49
  • msg #47

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt has little problem getting a proper night's sleep when it's avilible.  Considering how it can feel like years (HAH) between such moments with what they have been through already.

  OOC: Activate the timedrive!
Maverick
player, 293 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 14 Jun 2013
at 16:23
  • msg #48

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick has considered getting summoned armor so he can be ready for combat even in the middle of sleep. But frankly, his armor bonus isn't enough to really sweat over it and the boy curls up against Mittens in what amounts to medieval pajamas.

Carla is happy to cuddle to anyone in the group who wants her for the night. Unless Matt or Mittens specifically insist on it, Angel claims the li'l angel. Partly because she had a taste of holding Carla earlier and doesn't wanna stop holding her until tomorrow.

Of course, once Carla and Angel are in their night gowns and cuddling, they would sleep. But not without Angel having set up some kind of watch. Mav loves the night, so he stays up for first watch, regardless of who stays up with him.

(time skip is go!)
This message was last edited by the player at 16:27, Fri 14 June 2013.
Mittens
GM, 938 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 2 Jul 2013
at 04:30
  • msg #49

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cuddle time is go!  The night passes uneventfully beyond the rain letting up from time to time.  By morning the rain has died down to a light drizzle.

"Little rain won't bother me," Mittens says, "Should clear up in a couple hours anyway by the looks of it."

She transforms into a pony for the little ones to ride and takes the rear, letting Angel and Matt sort out who'll lead.

F3. The Frontier
Having accepted Emesha’s mission and equipped
themselves for a long journey, the PCs set out.
With a last word of thanks, Emesha and her compatriots
take their leave of you as they escort a group of refugees to
larger settlements south and east. Your destination is west,
and the frontier road is all but empty as you head out.

Skill Challenge
Level 5, Difficulty 5 (1,000 XP)

[DM handwave: we succeed.]

In this initial stage of the adventure, the PCs follow
Jaryn’s trail across the borderlands. Endurance and
Nature checks in this skill challenge occur once per
day. Other checks occur only when the PCs arrive in
an inhabited village, as determined by the results of
their Nature checks.
Setup: The PCs seek out frontier villages, searching
for information on Jaryn, the cult, and the
location of the Black March.
Primary Skills: Endurance, Nature, Streetwise,
Perception.
Endurance (DC 18): The frontier is an inhospitable
expanse of scrub and grassland that offers little
in the way of food or shelter. Each day that the party
spends traveling, its members must make a group
Endurance check. Low DC Penalty: The group takes a
–2 penalty to its next Endurance check (each character
takes that penalty).
N ature (DC 22): In the absence of trade roads,
the PCs must use Nature to seek out the intermittent
foot and cart paths crisscrossing the wilderness.
Streetwise (DC 26): While in a village, the PCs
talk with the locals. However, the folk of the frontier
are reluctant to speak of the Hand of Naarash to
strangers, and only one Streetwise check can be made
per PC. High DC Bonus: The party gains one piece of
information (see below).
Perception (DC 22): While in a village, one
of the PCs eschews conversation in favor of poking
around town or eavesdropping. In addition to victory,
the party gains one piece of information (see below).
O ther Skills: Diplomacy
Diplomacy (DC 22): The folk of the frontier
are unused to strangers, and it takes time to earn
their trust. Each day they remain in a town, the PCs
can make a single Diplomacy check. This skill does
not yield victories or defeats. On a failed check, the
townsfolk reject the party’s attempts at sociability; the
PCs take a –2 penalty to subsequent Streetwise and
Perception checks and cannot make further Diplomacy
checks in that town. On a successful check,
the PCs gain the trust of the townsfolk, granting a +2
bonus to their next Streetwise or Perception check.
Each of the villages the PCs pass through can be
similarly described:
The intermittent trails you follow eventually join a faint
track. Ahead, scrubland gives way to fields dotted with
farmhouses. However, even before you reach the village,
you feel the eyes on you. Through shuttered windows, the
villagers watch your approach with dark suspicion.
Settlements of this size have no inns or taverns, and
the PCs must seek shelter in private homes and
farms. The folk of the frontier are uniformly suspicious
of strangers but downright fearful of the Hand
of Naarash. However, a DC 18 Diplomacy check and
1 sp each procures a night’s shelter for the PCs (and
their mounts, if applicable).
Success: From the final village, the PCs are given
directions to the Black March. See “Village Showdown”
below.
Failure: The PCs’ inability to gain the complete
trust of the folk of the frontier sees them stymied in
their efforts to find the Black March.

Rumors on the Road
The reward for success in this skill challenge is the
location of the Black March. However, each Streetwise
or Perception check can shed light on Jaryn’s
quest. Information can be given out in the order presented,
or you can decide what to reveal based on the
specific information the PCs tell you they are seeking.

umors
1 “I saw this paladin of yours. He and his group were
headed west. I told him all he’d find west was cult
trouble. He was smiling as they rode off.”
2 “Used to be you’d only ever see the Hand of Naarash
out west and north. These past months, their banners
have been flying in every corner of the frontier.”
3 “The Hand’s enforcers were always after silver and
gold, but that’s changed. More of their death squads
are on the hunt for arms and magic now.”
4 “Used to be, the cult’s hobgoblins were thugs that a
strong threat and a pitchfork could drive off. Now,
they fight like soldiers.”
5 “I remember the paladin and his group. Hobgoblins hit
us two days before, black-haired butchers. Your folk
healed up our wounded, helped us give rites to the
rest, then headed west.”
6 “We were hit by the Hand twice in the past year.
Your Jaryn and his group came through, told us not to
worry about the Hand no more. Cult came back just
the same.”
7 “I never saw him, but I heard about him from three
different villages northwest. Jaryn and his band of
Pelor faithful were going after a Hand chieftain named
Larkazh—foulest hobgoblin Hell ever spawned.”
8 “Heard about a fight between the paladin and a force
of Hand members come down from the north to hunt
him. Didn’t see it, but the crows were thick over the
hills.”
9 “That fight was eight months back. Naught there but
hobgoblin bones now and three cairns on the field,
each capstone painted with Pelor’s sun.”
10 “I talked to a trapper just come down from the
Harsmad Hills. Said he saw nothing but burned villages
there. Said, too, that he met a lone knight and a
tiefling on foot seven months back, heading into the
hills as he was heading out.”
11 “I heard a story from a refugee family out of the
Harsmad that met a holy knight of Pelor. Said he
looked like a wild man—mud and brambles in his hair,
a string of hobgoblin teeth around his neck.”
12 “Caravan of refugees came through four months past
on its way south Refugees said they met a knight
heading the other direction. Shared a campsite with
him. Said he preached the faith of Pelor. When they
woke up, he was gone. But there by the fire was
his gear—armor, shield, and all. He took his sword
and waterskin and naught else, heading straight for
the heart of the hills and the Moonsfall Mountains
beyond.”

F4. Village Showdown
In one of the villages the PCs stop in as they make
their way across the frontier, they become targets
of a Hand of Naarash death squad. Incorporate this
encounter into the preceding skill challenge when the
PCs are one check away from either victory or defeat.
The last three settlements you passed have been burned
out, human and hobgoblin bodies scattered in the ash. Just
before dusk, you find a settlement still standing. The track
meets up with a wide stream ahead, green fields to both
sides. As you approach, a figure on horseback rides out
from the nearest farmhouse. An older human man hails
you, one hand resting on the longsword at his hip.
Perren Auldwyl is a widower and elder of the town
of Erstlin. Guessing that the PCs are seeking a place
to stay the night, he offers the use of his well-kept
farmhouse. While the PCs rest, he prepares a meal,
steadfastly keeping any conversation steered toward
mundane topics. If the party chooses to seek lodging
elsewhere, Auldwyl shows up later unannounced,
forcing any other townsfolk to keep quiet. Either way,
the following exchange occurs as soon as the PCs
attempt to ask about the Black March or the cult:
“Not the first time I’ve heard such questions from
outsiders,” Auldwyl says. “And I’ll tell you straight what I
told them—Erstlin don’t need no would-be heroes making
trouble. Best you take your questions and head back to your
precious cities at first light.”
Whether the PCs argue or prepare to leave, read:
From outside comes the sound of hoofbeats through the
dark night. Auldwyl sprints to a window, carefully peering
through the shutters. “Fools!” he hisses as he turns back.
“You don’t know what you’ve done.”
Tactical Encounter: “Village Showdown”
(page 36).

Having seen that the house is surrounded, Auldwyl
ignores the PCs as he runs to secure the front door.
If the PCs choose to look out, only the bugbear
warriors are seen.
Even as Auldwyl attempts to lock the front doors, they
slam inward with a crash, knocking him to the ground.
The hulking figures of two bugbears surge past him,
snarling a challenge as they heft morningstars and attack.

https://app.roll20.net/join/48848/eGkyJw
Matt
player, 445 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 6 Jul 2013
at 03:12
  • msg #50

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Note to self, if I accept an invitation give freely and unasked, then I am a fool who does know I have accepted such an invitation."  At least, Matt feels bad about calling out cranky hypocrite when they get door slammed.

  "Honestly, I think this place is just on their To Burn list with or without us."  Matt's Hammertime list was somewhat simmilar.

OOC: Matt Initiative 21

HP: 52/52 S 10/10 V 13, AP 1.

Angel
player, 416 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 6 Jul 2013
at 03:57
  • msg #51

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Then the enemy's on our to-burn list."

Angel, Maverick and Carla all prepare for combat.


Initiatives:
Angel: 20
Maverick: 16
Carla: 4

Don't know if we have surprise round, but the bugbears certainly used theirs. Either way, I'll need a map before I can decide actions.

Roll20
Wed 10 Jul 2013
at 06:45
  • msg #52

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Map up.  Inits up.  Matt goes 1st!  :)
Matt
player, 446 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 11 Jul 2013
at 01:33
  • msg #53

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Hardly enough room to literally charge into the fray, but plenty of room for Matt to walk up and strike a blow to his second favorite target one would expect a Halfling paladin to aim for, the Knees Of Evil.

  The party was down to 1.5 Melee specialists, so the extra insurance against being flanked first thing was more important than the extra damage die right now anyway.  Even if the first blow of the battle still left the Hobgoblin with more hitpoints than him.
Move: Duh.
Standard: Steel Serpent Strike Vs Bugbear 1, Hits (24 AC). 19 DMG.

Reminder: Parry will be uses the first chance it triggers (Enemy misses with Melee vs me or ally).
And since it's been over months, refresher of Nuclear AoO Stats:  +14 Vs. AC; 1d10+10 DMG

Effects: Matt Marks Bugbear 1.  Bugbear 1 Slowed, Can't Shift until End Of My Next Turn.

Bugbear 1 HP: 76-19= 57/76

Matt HP: 52/52
S 10, V 13, AP 1

"Oh man I hope a 13 is high enou-oh, wow.  We're on the downswing of wildly scaled enemy defenses it seems, cool."

Angel
player, 418 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 11 Jul 2013
at 22:44
  • msg #54

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel knocks two arrows and fires. The first arrow wedges between armor pieces, but seems to only serve to open the wedge so the second arrow slips in effortlessly, injuring the bugbear.


Minor: Quarry on Bugbear1.
Standard: Twin Strike v Bugbear1. Miss(15), Crit(33)!
 dmg: 17
 bonus crit dice: 3
 TOTAL: 20


Bugbear1 HP: 57 - 20 = 37

Hobgoblin Archers
Fri 12 Jul 2013
at 02:08
  • msg #55

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Two hobgoblin archers approach windows to the west and north then shatter them!  One fires a shot at Maverick that barely misses him!

"Haha!  Can't even hit a human child!" one of the bugbears mocks!

"Interference!" the archer objects, "Stupid curtain got in the way."
Maverick
player, 294 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 26 Jul 2013
at 04:51
  • msg #56

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick sticks his tongue out at the archer. The human child unsheathes a sword. Then heads off to Matt's side to stab the bugbear that's next to Matt. He gives the bugbear a glare as his sword sinks into the bugbear. He then seems to be going for a sling with his other arm. The bugbear tries to take the opportunity to hit the kid only to discover the legendary protectiveness he's heard about humans having for their children as Matt slams the bugbear so hard, he goes flying out the door. Insult to injury, Maverick's sling sends a rock at the bugbear just before he was sent flying; it hit the bugbear right in the teeth.

Maverick looks over at the next bugbear and narrows his eyes as if killing the other guy just didn't satisfy him. "Thanks, Matt." he says without pulling his eyes from the next bugbear.


Clever Strike v Bugbear 1. Hit(19)!
 dmg: 7 + 9(2d6) = 16
ACTION POINT!
Piercing Strike v Bugbear 1. Hit(21)!
 dmg: 13 (ranged, provoking AoO on purpose)

Bugbear takes AoO. Misses.
Matt takes AoO. NUKES!
 dmg: 21


Bugbear 1 HP: 37 - 16 - 21 - 13 = Slaughterhouse

This message was last edited by the player at 04:51, Fri 26 July 2013.
Narrator
player, 234 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 26 Jul 2013
at 05:19
  • msg #57

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The bugbear wrestles with the window to open it, climbs inside, then passes through the curtains to find himself and his allies outnumbered.

"Where Glug go?"

The other steps forward and smashes Matt with his morningstar!

"This one kill Glug!"

The warcaster then appears in the doorway and blasts everyone with a force pulse, knocking several back and prone!

If they coordinated better, the bugbear woulda done more damage.  Oh well.
Mittens HP: 43-12=31
Carla HP: 38-12=26
Angel HP: 56-6=50
Matt HP: 52-12-12=28
Maverick HP: 42-6=36

Mittens
GM, 941 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Fri 26 Jul 2013
at 05:35
  • msg #58

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mittens growls as she stands.  Glowing spirit claws appear on her hands and she swipes at the enemy, slashing them from 15' away!  She then slowly steps forward menacingly, morphing into a weretiger!

Ironbreaker's Claws.  Any enemy that attacks Mits will take 5 damage.
Bugbear 2 HP: 76-16=60
Warcaster HP: 46-16=30

This message was last edited by the GM at 05:36, Fri 26 July 2013.
Carla
player, 210 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 26 Jul 2013
at 23:20
  • msg #59

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla slowly gets up, hiding the fact she is hurting, and glows brightly, filling the room with holy light! She then shakes her head and her finger at the Warcaster as he feels the weight of the watchful eye of a god on him.


Move: Stand from prone
Minor: Shed bright light
Standard: Healer's Mercy (Me and everyone within 5 can spend a surge)
Darn. Target is each BLOODIED ally in burst. Even Matt isn't technically bloodied just yet. >.> Ah well. Still don't regret taking this power for when things get bad. Plus, even if Matt were to go down, baby can bring him back up with this power.
Standard: Offering of Justice v Warcaster.
 dmg: 17 is he attacks. 5 thp if he doesn't.

Carla HP: 26 + 9 = 35 (surges: 7/7 - 1 = 6/7)
Matt HP: 28 + 13 = 41 (surges: 10/10 -1 = 9/10)
Mittens HP: 31 + 10 = 41 (surges: 7/7 - 1 = 6/7)


Something fun occurred to me. TECHNICALLY, the dmg roll isn't supposed to even be rolled until the badguy attacks. Which means neither Carla or the badguy know if the attack will do its full 25 dmg or not. Which means IN character, for all the badguy knows, he could DIE for attacking. XD Sure he'll be left with 5 HP, but still. By the time his turn comes, I'm sure he'll have less than 25 hp left. :D

Matt
player, 447 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 26 Jul 2013
at 23:45
  • msg #60

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt with an effort of will, manages not to sigh and eyeroll at getting blasted half do death and knocked on his ass.  He does however, stand back up, and put his newer more huge shield to use riot copping the closest bugbear back.  Okay, we know OOCly that had noting to do with his bigger shield, Matt's counting it as a relaxing point in it's favor anyways.
Minor: Stand.
Standard: Tide Of Iron Vs Bugbear 2.  Hits (20 AC).  14 DMG. Push 1, shift after.
Action Point: Second Wind.
Effects: Push bugbear 2, 1.   Matt +2 Defenses until Start Of My Next Turn.

Bugbear 2 HP: 60-14=46/76

Matt HP: 28+13= 41/52


S 9/10, V 13, AP 0

Angel
player, 422 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 27 Jul 2013
at 00:02
  • msg #61

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Matt's opened up some room, guys! Over here, out of sight of the others!" Angel points out before moving there herself before doing her old trick of lodging an arrow into the armor only for another arrow to follow and hit the guy through the opening that was just created. "I highly recommend you surrender." she says mostly out of habit.


Move: North to Matt
Minor: Quarry Warcaster
Standard: Twin Strike v Warcaster. Miss(15). Hit(22)!
 dmg: 12 (including quarry)


Warcaster HP: 30 - 12 = 18

Narrator
player, 235 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Sat 27 Jul 2013
at 04:36
  • msg #62

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The two archers recognize the threat of a fellow marksman and focus fire on Angel...  but miss horribly.

"Faulty bows!"

Longbow miss.  Longbow miss.ACTION POINT!  Seriously.  What's with the action points on these guys?
Maverick
player, 295 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sat 27 Jul 2013
at 04:59
  • msg #63

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick stays put, glares at the warcaster, and stabs the guy in the gut. He doesn't seem concerned with the archers who don't do anything.


Standard: Piercing Strike v Warcaster. Hit(20)!
 dmg: 9


Warcaster HP: 18 - 9 = 9

Narrator
player, 236 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Sat 27 Jul 2013
at 05:12
  • msg #64

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Get over here and flank with OOF!"

The other bugbear gets in position to flank Matt, but his buddy is too busy getting smashed, so he saves his predatory eye for another time.  Swing and a miss!  The other swings wildly and clashes harmlessly against Matt's big shield!

"What the hells!" the warcaster curses, "How did they survive that?!"  He steps carefully away from the violent boy and the scary angel and hides around the corner.

Bugbear HP: 46-12=34
Warcaster HP: 9+5thp

This message was last edited by the player at 05:13, Sat 27 July 2013.
Mittens
GM, 942 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 27 Jul 2013
at 05:29
  • msg #65

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"I'll deal with the caster," Mittens says, rushing out the door.

The warcaster can soon be heard screaming.

2 hp left.  ACTION POINT!  Miss.  ;.;Warcaster HP: 9+5thp -12=2
This message was last edited by the GM at 05:30, Sat 27 July 2013.
Matt
player, 448 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 27 Jul 2013
at 05:46
  • msg #66

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt resorts to slapfight tactics, as he pushes the bugbear hanging off the separator back, but that's about it.  So the good news is having cleared space for everyone else.  The bad news is he can't afford to stand between Carla and the healthy enemy, but then Carla's a smart girl who still has a turn right now.
Standard: Tide Of Iron vs Bugbear 3: Hits (24 AC).  6 DMG. Push 1.

Effects Matt Marks Bugbear 3, pushes 1.

Bugbear 3 HP: 76-6= 70/76

Matt HP: 41/52

S 9/10, V 13, AP 0

This message was last edited by the player at 05:48, Sat 27 July 2013.
Carla
player, 211 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Sat 27 Jul 2013
at 06:06
  • msg #67

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla raises her staff and multiple glowing yellow blades strike at the bugbears, distracting them from getting a good hit while also slicing their flesh. She then walks over to the others.


Standard: Scourge of Heaven v Bugbear 2 and 3. Hit(19)! Hit(23)!
 dmg: 7
 The target also takes -2 to attacks until the end of your next turn.
 Aversion Staff: +2 all Carla's defenses vs Bugbears 2 and 3.
Move: Over to be adjacent to Matt, Angel and Maverick


Bugbear 2 HP: 34 - 7 = 27
Bugbear 3 HP: 70 - 7 =
63

Angel
player, 423 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 27 Jul 2013
at 06:20
  • msg #68

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel answers the warcaster, "The little angel didn't clue you in? We have support from the Heavens!"

Angel asides to Maverick, "Maverick, we've got these guys. Go kill the archers."

With that, she takes a step back and unleashes a couple arrows. One grazes the bugbear near Matt, but the other gets the other bugbear in the brow, causing blood to spill into his eyes and cracking his otherwise thick skull.


Minor: Quarry Bugbear 3
Move: South 1
Standard: Blinding Barrage v Bugbear 2 and 3. Miss(17). Hit(31)!
 dmg: 13+1(quarry)


Bugbear 2 HP: 27 - 13/2 = 21
Bugbear 3 HP: 63 - 14 =
49 and Blinded

This message was last edited by the player at 06:22, Sat 27 July 2013.
Narrator
player, 237 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Sat 27 Jul 2013
at 06:25
  • msg #69

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The archers shoot at Carla and Angel.  Ping.  Whiff.  Nothing to see here.
Maverick
player, 296 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sat 27 Jul 2013
at 06:38
  • msg #70

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick gives a quick nod to Angel before he heads for the door. The bugbear tries to swing at Maverick, but the boy slinks right through the attack with practiced agility before disappearing around the wall. The cringing warcaster suddenly finds the little boy upon him! Maverick stabs the warcaster in the throat so he can't scream. The boy amidst the bushes, is wearing black out in the night time scenery, but the whites of his eyes almost seem to get an unearthly shimmer as he glares at his next target.


Move: Head out door, past Bugbear, north to Warcaster
Standard: Piercing Strike v Warcaster. Hit(15)!
 dmg: 21


Warcaster HP: 2 - 21 = BLAAAARG!!!

This message was last edited by the player at 06:38, Sat 27 July 2013.
Narrator
player, 238 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Sat 27 Jul 2013
at 06:43
  • msg #71

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

It's pretty sad when the blind Bugbear is closer to hitting than the one with sight.  WHIFF!
Matt
player, 449 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 27 Jul 2013
at 06:50
  • msg #72

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Dejavu, Matt violently shoves the blind but more healthy bugbear back over the divider once more, though with some actual arm into it...  Wasn't he fighting someone else?  You could have at least used cleave to show you're still paying attention to Bugbear 2.
Standard: Tide of iron vs Bugbear 3.  Hits (because blind).  12 DMG, push 1.

Bugbear 3 HP: 49-12= 37 (Bloodied)

Mittens
GM, 943 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 27 Jul 2013
at 21:35
  • msg #73

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits steps back to the door and summons a chill wind that knocks one of the bugbears down.

Bugbear 2 HP: 21-7=14
Carla
player, 212 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 02:21
  • msg #74

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla moves south and fires blue lasers from her eyes at the downed bugbear, but misses.


Move: South one.
Standard: Sun Strike v Bugbear 2. Miss(8)

Angel
player, 424 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 02:25
  • msg #75

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Having seen Carla try to finish the bugbear, Angel moves up, quarries the same bugbear and shoots at it. One bolt goes in, but the other never even leaves Angel's crossbow. She looks at the bolt with an unamused expression.


Move: North one.
Standard: Twin Strike v Bugbear 2. Hit(22)! Miss(14)
 dmg: 9


Bugbear 2 HP: 14 - 9 = 5

Narrator
player, 239 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 02:35
  • msg #76

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The archer at the west window shoots at Matt and hits!  The one at the north window tries to take advantage of having a better chance of hitting the fighter but misses anyway.

Matt HP: 41-14=27
Maverick
player, 297 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 02:46
  • msg #77

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick vanishes into the bushes. He then jets out, throws a rock, and vanishes behind another set of bushes. The rock SLAMS into the northern archer so hard, it nearly kills him. One more hit like that and the archer will be dead for sure.


Move: North around the bushes.
 Stealth: 19 (rolled a 2)
Standard: Fleeting Spirit Strike v Archer 2. Hit(29)!
 dmg: 23


Archer 2 HP: 39 - 23 = 16

Narrator
player, 240 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 02:58
  • msg #78

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The bugbear on the ground stands up and smashes Matt while the other steps over the half wall and whiffs.

Matt HP: 27-16=11
Mittens
GM, 944 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 03:06
  • msg #79

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits tries that last trick again.  This time the bugbear is shoved over the half wall and into the fireplace where he bursts into flame!

Bugbear 2 HP: 5-6=yay
This message was last edited by the GM at 03:16, Fri 02 Aug 2013.
Matt
player, 450 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 03:21
  • msg #80

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  We blame Matt's lackluster strike against the still standing bugbear on blood loss.  But at least he hit them, and stands ready to keep hitting them until one of them falls over.

  "I can't think of anything clever to say about everything trying to kill me almost as hard as I'm trying to kill them."
Standard: Shield feint vs Bugbear 3, hits (19 AC).  9 DMG.

Effects: Matt Marks Bugbear 3. Matt has +3 To-Hit to next attack vs Bugbear till end of his next turn.

Bugbear 3 HP: 37-9= 28/76

Matt HP: 11/52
S 9 V 11, AP 0.

Carla
player, 213 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 03:29
  • msg #81

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla looks startled at the sight of Matt nearly being dropped. She holds her staff against the inside of her arm while putting her hands together in a prayer pose. Healing powers emit from her and Matt's wounds start to close.


Standard: Healer's Mercy (Matt can spend a surge)

Matt HP: 11 + 13 = 24

Angel
player, 425 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 03:37
  • msg #82

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel moves around to flank with Matt. Fearing Matt's vengeance, the bugbear leaves well enough alone and doesn't even attack when Angel shoots it in the back! Still, that shot hurts the bugbear relatively bad.


Move: Flank with Matt
Standard: Probing Strike v Bugbear 3. Hit(21)!
 dmg: 15


Bugbear 3 HP: 28 - 15 = 13

Narrator
player, 241 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 03:51
  • msg #83

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Whiff whiff.  Mittens and Angel are missed by the archers.

"They must be magically protected."
Maverick
player, 298 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 19:15
  • msg #84

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick jogs up to the northern archer, sword in hand, and stabs him in the back, downing him quietly.


Move: To Archer 2.
Standard: King's Castle v Archer 2. Hit(23)!
 dmg: 17 (+9 with CA = 26)


Archer 2 HP: 16 - 26 = dead

Narrator
player, 242 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 19:27
  • msg #85

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Whiff.

"I never got to use my predator eye," the bugbear says, realizing he's about to die, "Or skullthumper."
Matt
player, 451 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 21:04
  • msg #86

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "You may be a complete jerk of a cultists, but at least that is something I can sympathize with."  That said, Matt fatally hammers the Bugbear's teeth into their sinus cavity.

  Matt steps over the short wall, past the body slumped over it, and towards the west window putting himself between the archer and his friends. "Hello.  if you think you can run, you don't know my friends very well."
Standard: Melee Basic vs Bugbear 3: Hits (29 AC). 16 DMG, Thanks! Gauntlets Of Blood/might striking.
Move: Duh, pesky difficult terrain.

Bugbear 3: 13-16= Dental plan.

Matt HP: 25/52
S 8, V 13, AP 0.

Carla
player, 214 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 21:25
  • msg #87

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla steps forward and blasts the remaining archer and he begins to see blood everywhere, oozing off the walls and out his pours.


Move: Towards window.
Standard: Visions of Blood v Archer 1. Crit(27)!
 dmg: 11 (+6 on the crit bonus d6 dmg = 17)

Carla is weakened thanks to Healer's Mercy, though, so now I don't know whether it's the damage alone or damage PLUS crit damage that's halved. If so, it's one of the following:
11/2(5) + 6 = 11
11/2(5) + 6/2(3) = 8
11+6(17)/2 = 8

So for now, I'm saying 8 and if we need to fuss over 3 damage to decide if he's dead or not, we can cross that bridge then.


Archer 1 HP: 39 - 8 = 31

Angel
player, 426 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 2 Aug 2013
at 21:35
  • msg #88

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"We'll accept a surrender. You don't have to die." Angel says before she heads to the wall, no longer in sight. Then pops up next to Matt seemingly out of nowhere and shoots the archer only to vanish behind the wall again. The bolt nearly kills the archer.


Move: To wall for cover. Total Concealment (No line of sight)
Standard: Fleeting Spirit Strike v Archer 1. Hit(25)!
 Shift: North to Matt's side
 dmg: 14
 SA: 8
 Shift: South back to cover. Total Concealment again! Whee!


Archer 1 HP: 31 - 22 = 9

Mittens
GM, 945 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 3 Aug 2013
at 04:52
  • msg #89

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Never!" the hobgoblin archer answers!

Mittens transforms into a fire drake, barrels through the house, and finishes him off with a ghostly breath weapon!
Matt
player, 452 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 9 Aug 2013
at 19:16
  • msg #90

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Now that everything trying to kill them is dead, Matt moves to check on the fallen homeowner.

  It's a lot more easy to be concerned now that doing so won't get himself or his friends stabbed in the face.
Angel
player, 427 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 10 Aug 2013
at 08:29
  • msg #91

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick goes from body to body making absolutely sure they are all dead.

Angel helps with that, but then heads over to Matt. "Is he gonna make it?"

Carla comes over to the others to check on the home owner.
Narrator
player, 244 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Sun 11 Aug 2013
at 00:17
  • msg #92

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Auldwyl recovers consciousness with or without
the PCs’ assistance. Though he is grateful for their
handling of the cultists, he remains angry.

“Unless you’re planning to stick around to take on the group
that comes looking for this one, you ain’t done us no favors.”
Auldwyl pulls aside the curtain to the bedroom, showing
the crates stacked there. He opens one, revealing a brace of
black-fletched arrows. Another crate contains longswords,
and a third is packed with steel helmets.
“The Hand is running weapons north,” the old man
says quietly. “Erstlin’s a stop-off point, last town short of
the wilds. We give their smugglers free run of the town, the
Hand leaves us alone.”


This group of hobgoblins arrived a day before to take
delivery of the arms and armor. Auldwyl met the PCs
in an attempt to keep them out of sight. He knows that
the cultists’ destination is the Black March, but he does
not know its location, nor do the cultists carry maps.

Treasure: The townsfolk are happy to let the PCs
have the magic rod +2, but the weapons and armor are
claimed by Auldwyl for Erstlin’s defense.


CLoth es Mak e th e CUltist
All the cultists the PCs face wear the symbol of Bane—
either painted in black on a loose-fitting gray tunic (worn
over leather armor if applicable), or painted directly
onto heavier armor. The PCs can collect these tunics
or paint Bane’s symbol on their own armor to disguise
themselves when they reach the Pillars of Night.

Completing the Skill Challenge
With the cultists defeated, the townsfolk of Erstlin
emerge from their houses and converge around the
battle site. Have the PCs make their final Streetwise
or Perception check in the skill challenge from
encounter F3. For having stood against the cultists,
the PCs gain a +2 bonus to the check.

O n a successful check, read:
At the edge of the crowd, a young woman steps forward.
“Name’s Shandra. Hobgoblins killed my pa when they first
came. Said it was a warning. I followed them, meant to take
revenge but I couldn’t keep up. But I saw where they went. I
can make you a map for finding their Black March.”


If the PCs are unsuccessful in the skill challenge,
Auldwyl and the other townsfolk can give them only a
rough bearing on the route the cultists take when they
leave town. The encounter “Blades in the Night” gives
the PCs a second chance to find the Black March.
The PCs can purchase supplies in Erstlin for their
continuing journey, including up to ten days trail
rations each.


Mits makes no comment but looks a bit annoyed.
This message was last edited by the player at 00:24, Sun 11 Aug 2013.
Matt
player, 453 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 11 Aug 2013
at 00:34
  • msg #93

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I deeply apologize for our actions.  Defending ourselves from those that attack you and ourselves with no provocation was inexcusable."  Matt will save your life, but how polite about it he is tends to vary wildly from 'be nice to goblin barbarians' to 'sass the injured civilian'.

  He is not so far gone as to suggest while looking pointedly at Auldwyl that it was clearly Shandra's Father's own fault he was attacked by Bane cultists.  But his player was thinking it.

  He looks to Carla, and asks "How bad an idea is it to use religious symbols as a disguise?"  We put Voldemort's name on our robes, this means he won't notice us right?
Carla
player, 215 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Sun 11 Aug 2013
at 00:57
  • msg #94

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla reaches to pet Mittens' leg when Matt opens his mouth and expresses what EVERYONE in the team is feeling. Carla smiles brightly at Matt. Upon hearing Matt ask her a question, Carla puts a finger to her mouth as she gazes upward in thought. She then offers a thumbs up and begins writing a note.

Angel says, "Well put, Matt." she then turns her attention to the people. "Turn your anger on those who are oppressing you. Things may seem hopeless because so many heroes have failed before us. But as you can see, we come with direct blessings from Pelor." she points out Carla. "He sent an angel. So either be angry at the evil cultists... or be angry at Pelor and curse his name for sending someone to help. Your choice." She quietly hopes that directing their attention to a god might change their tone.

Carla hands a note to Matt and a note to Mittens.

The one to Matt reads: "If you like, I can do that ritual to choose the best course of action." (OOC: You know... the ritual that would have pointed the way to the hideout anyway because I get directions from divine GPS)

The note to Mittens reads: "To my friends (indicating she wants the note passed around): Forgive them. They have seen hero after hero fail. So now they think there is no such thing as heroes, only people who cause trouble. Like Angel is asking the people to turn their hate on the enemy, I ask you do the same. It is the enemy who has destroyed these people's hearts and hopes."
Mittens
GM, 946 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 15 Aug 2013
at 03:09
  • msg #95

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Matt's sarcasm has the expected effect of annoying Auldwyl but he offers no reply.

Mits snickers from Matt's jeers and presumably rhetorical question about their motley crew of three humans, a shifter, and a baby angel trying to infiltrate a hobgoblin cult with nothing more than cult robes that don't fit.  She nods to Carla and passes the note to the others one at a time.  She then returns to the cabin to finish her interrupted meal.
Matt
player, 454 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 00:36
  • msg #96

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt kernote reads and kerhandsoff.  "Don't worry, dull sarcasm is not the same thing as anger.  Of course, people do have a tendency to be more shocked at rudeness than threats to life and limb.  Probably because the latter happens so often it's old news."

  He nods to Carla, adding "Any extra indication of which way to go would be a good thing."
Carla
player, 216 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 01:10
  • msg #97

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel and Maverick go back to eating with the others.

Carla performs the ritual to make sure this is a good idea / which direction to go. Thankfully, both are simple questions (Good idea for rescuing the people? Yes or no? Which direction? Point, please). Since the group already knows where to go, this is mostly just a confirmation.
Mittens
GM, 947 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 01:20
  • msg #98

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The ritual confirms that the directions are accurate and that the quest is good.  The night and following morning will pass uneventfully and Mittens will be ready for continuing on when the others are.


Incoming 3 day fast forward, but if important conversations or comments need batted around, I'll hold off.
Matt
player, 455 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 01:31
  • msg #99

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "A night someplace with beds, people try to kill us.  A night out on the open cultist filled road and we are left alone.  Then again, a road isn't as obvious a target as a cozy home."
Narrator
player, 245 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 02:17
  • msg #100

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The lands beyond Erstlin turn to hilled forest, offering
better shelter and obviating the need for Endurance
checks.
Three days out, as dusk approaches, you stumble upon an ancient ruin
shrouded by stunted spruce—a shrine or temple reduced to a
foundation pit and half a dozen pillars among the trees.
This message was last edited by the player at 02:18, Sat 17 Aug 2013.
Angel
player, 428 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 02:20
  • msg #101

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel looks around at the ruins and asks, "Are we setting up camp here? Or we wanna camp a ways from here?"

Maverick says, "We'd set up watches anyway."
Matt
player, 456 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 02:24
  • msg #102

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Setting watch is always a given.  Though investigating what kind of ruin before settling in nearby could be for the best"  Even temples meant for the goody good gods can end up chock full of deadly evil just waiting to murder you, and entire floors full of knee deep blood.
Mittens
GM, 948 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 02:27
  • msg #103

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits nods to Matt and carefully scouts the place out.  It seems benign enough for the time being.  She points out a spot north of the stairs leading down into the pit.

"Here seems as good a place as any."
Angel
player, 429 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 03:54
  • msg #104

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"I can stay up for first watch with Maverick this time." Angel offers. Maverick, after all, loved staying up late. It made him feel grown up and he got to watch the stars. Angel normally likes going to bed at normal hours, but adventuring has taught her to tough out any changes to sleep schedule.

Angel and Maverick, of course, help with setting up camp.
Matt
player, 457 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 03:57
  • msg #105

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Oh good, there is a slim possibility of not being attacked by the undead while trying to get some rest.  That's always nice.  "Guess I'll take middle watch if nobody else wants to deal with that."
Mittens
GM, 949 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 04:05
  • msg #106

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

A cry rings out. A crashing of branches precedes a male
human with the sun of Pelor on his cloak, blond hair
hanging ragged, lurching into the light. As he stumbles
toward you, you see a prominent scar on his left cheek.

Give the PCs time to recognize Jaryn.

Mittens stares and blinks in surprise.

"Uhm... hi?  Are you in trouble?"

The man puts his hands on his knees and shakes his head, trying to catch his breath.

"No no.  Well I was.  But I'm pretty sure that darn badger is through following me."
Angel
player, 430 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 04:12
  • msg #107

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel sweatdrops. "...Greetings. My name is Angel. This is Mittens, Maverick, Matt and Carla."

Maverick nods to the man.

A tired Carla, who was ready to sleep, walks over to the ruckus rubbing an eye with her fist. Upon seeing Jaryn, she spreads her wings and glows, as if to make sure he sees her and the fact she wears a symbol of Pelor.
Matt
player, 458 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 04:14
  • msg #108

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Some babies are the nightlight.

  "Wildlife can be pretty vindictive.  I'd wait to be sure until thinking the badger has given up.  Still, good to see you are still alive."
Mittens
GM, 950 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 04:26
  • msg #109

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mittens is tempted to try and startle him by turning into a dire badger, but she refrains.  Jayrn's eyes go wide when he sees the little Pelor angel and he stumbles closer.

"Y... your..."

He blushes.  "Name's Jaryn.  Paladin of Pelor.  It'll take a little more than just a badger to kill me."
Angel
player, 431 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 04:31
  • msg #110

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "We thought you might be Jaryn. We were sent here to look for you. Nobody has heard back from you in a very long time, so everyone assumed the worst; that you were killed while looking for the enemy base."

Maverick begins scouting the area to make sure "Jaryn" didn't bring any "friends" with him.

Satisfied that Jaryn has seen he is among friends, Carla stops glowing, hoping she didn't distract too much from conversation.
This message was last edited by the player at 04:32, Sat 17 Aug 2013.
Matt
player, 459 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 04:36
  • msg #111

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "From the sound of things, you've had more than badgers to deal with."  saying badgers bothering him would just be silly.  "Do you intent on sticking around, or want an escort back to the kingdom?"  sure, finding them and bringing them back safely was the Royal Task.  But it would look bad if they had to literally drag a paladin back.
Narrator
player, 246 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 04:45
  • msg #112

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The paladin’s mouth widens in a leer, and a short sword
whips out from under his cloak as he attacks, slashing Carla across her cheek!

Carla HP: 38-16=22
Narrator
player, 247 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 05:03
  • msg #113

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Two assassins emerge from the trees.  One slashes Maverick, the other catches some of Matt's armor with her dagger!

Maverick HP: 42-7=35
Angel
player, 432 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 05:19
  • msg #114

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Jaryn, I hope for both our sakes you are being mind controlled." she says with a jaded, yet strongly annoyed tone. Sure, she was used to betrayal in her own life before even meeting the team, but she actually CARES about her team. And to see them constantly betrayed with her, while morbidly comforting, is still infuriating. "Go for a knock out on this bunch, everyone! We can kill them later at our leisure if need be!"

With that, she launches an arrow into Jaryn.


Standard: Guardian Arrow v Jaryn. Miss(15)
 Dmg: 22/2 = 11
 Quarry: 4


If Jaryn attacks Carla, Angel gets a free attack on Jaryn!

Jaryn HP: 69 - 15 = 54

Narrator
player, 248 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 05:27
  • msg #115

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Another assassin emerges from the trees and attacks Angel!  Jayrn then side-steps past the angel and stabs Mittens in the belly!

Mittens HP: 43-12=31
This message was last edited by the player at 05:31, Sat 17 Aug 2013.
Matt
player, 460 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 05:50
  • msg #116

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt halfway considers the prospect of Paladin turned baby stabbing evil being involuntary.  But really, he is more concerned with something else right now.

  Flipping the **** out, backhanding the assassin who failed at stabbing him across the face, then turning to continue his vendetta against the kneecaps of evil, his hammer still coming out far ahead in that sort of collision against the assassin that had stabbed maverick.

  Hopefully his intention to flail wildly at anything and everything that isn't a friend turns out more effective than last time.
 
Minor: Rain Of Steel, Stance.  1d10 DMG to any enemies that start their turn next to me.
  Standard: Steel Serpent Strike vs Assassin 1,  Hits (28 AC).  22 DMG.  Target is slowed, can't shift until end of my next turn.

  Effects Assassin 1 is slowed, can't shift, until End Of Matt's Next Turn.
  Matt Stance.  enemies take 1d10 DMG if they start turn next to Matt.

  Matt Marks:  Assassin 1.

  Assassin 1 HP: 69-22= 47/69 (Bloodied 34)
  Assassin 2 HP: 69-8= 61/69
  Matt HP:  52/52
Surges 10, v 13, AP 1.

This message was last edited by the player at 05:53, Sat 17 Aug 2013.
Mittens
GM, 951 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 05:53
  • msg #117

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Ghostly motes of light begin to appear around Jaryn and the assassin next to Angel.  Mittens then transforms into a person sized badger, lets out a bone-rattling roar!

Both hit with Fairy Fire.  Granting CA, SE.  ACTION POINT!  Both hit with roar.  Dazed, S.E.
Assassin 3 HP: 69-18=51
Jaryn HP: 54-32=22

This message was last edited by the GM at 06:21, Sat 17 Aug 2013.
Carla
player, 217 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 06:05
  • msg #118

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla waves her staff at Jaryn and the assassin near him, then heads to the back of the group.


Standard: Visions of Blood v Jaryn and A3. Miss(8), Miss(14)
Move: to back of group

Maverick
player, 299 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 06:20
  • msg #119

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick deftly moves around the assassin, then darts south, stabs the second assassin with a NASTY gash, then darts back to where he was.


Move: Provoke AoO by moving around A1 northward.
 Matt AoO fail by 1.
 Enemy AoO fail.
Fleeting Spirit Strike v Assassin 2. Hit(24)!
 Shift 3 to Assassin 2 in order to melee attack
 dmg: 17
 SA dmg: 9
 Shift 3 back to flank with Matt on A1.


A2 HP: 61 - 26 = 35

Narrator
player, 249 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 06:23
  • msg #120

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The two assassins feint and attack Matt, but only one of them make it past his defenses.  The fighter answers with his hammer!

Assassin 1 HP: 47-3=44
Assassin 2 HP: 35-8=27
Matt HP: 52-14=38
and granting C.A. to A1 and A2.
Angel
player, 433 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 06:39
  • msg #121

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel sprays several arrows at the enemies, knocking out Jaryn and blinding the assassin. "I'd offer a surrender, but if they are mind-controlled, they won't. And if they aren't, well they'll probably fight to the death anyway because, you know, Bane likes having his followers die when they have a chance to live to fight another day."


Standard: Blinding Barrage v Jaryn and A3. Hit(32)! Hit(30)!
 dmg: 20
 SA dmg: 7


A3 HP: 51 - 20 = 31
Jaryn HP: 22 - 27 =
KO

Mittens
GM, 952 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 06:52
  • msg #122

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The assassin retaliates with a weak slash with it's dagger, but it hits none the less.

17+13-blind penalty,-dazed penalty if there is one... still hits.
Angel HP: 58-8=50

The boot button was pressed!  A colossal foot comes down from the sky and flattens the enemy!  http://www.globalnerdy.com/wor...onty-python-foot.jpg

The assassins soon fall to the might of the heroes!  Mittens returns to normal and gets to tying up baddies.



The assassins gather intelligence for the cult.
They have been trailing the PCs since picking up
word of their search for Jaryn from an earlier village.
Tactical Encounter: “Blades in the Night”
(page 38).
Development
It is important that one of the assassins escapes
this encounter. See “The Dark Stairs” (page 50) for
more information.
D ead assassins wear
cult tunics and Naarash talismans (see below).
If the PCs failed to obtain the location of the Black
March in Erstlin, one of the assassins carries a
parchment map of the area. It shows a narrow pass
through the foothills that leads to the Black March.
Treasure: One of the dead assassins wears
a purse containing the assassins’ operating funds—a
black pearl (500 gp) and 50 gp.
naarash ta lismans
The cultists sent out from the Pillars of Night wear
a rough silver talisman set with a chip of blood-red
stone. This is a fragment of the Eye of Naarash, and
cultists who wear the talisman are bound to the
demon’s service. Through the talismans, Naarash
feeds on the dark energy of the cultists’ murderous
acts. This connection grants temple cultists wearing
the talisman 1 action point.
When a cultist dies, the stone dissolves into
blood-red mist. PCs searching slain cultists find
them wearing talismans with an empty space where
a stone should be set. Cultists who are captured
alive have intact talismans, but removing a talisman
automatically slays a cultist, the stone dissolving as
a result. (Captured cultists typically kill themselves
by tearing their talismans off, preventing torture and
interrogation.)
A talisman whose stone has faded is magically
inert. A DC 26 Arcana check detects the magic of an
intact talisman and its elemental power source.
This message was last edited by the GM at 06:54, Sat 17 Aug 2013.
Matt
player, 461 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 17 Aug 2013
at 21:45
  • msg #123

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"So, this may sound silly but I'm more concerned figuring out the deal with Jayrn than the fact assassins are hunting us.  Because things try to kill us constantly while explaining why we maimed the paladin we were sent to rescue to the king is a bit more infrequent."
Angel
player, 434 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 19 Aug 2013
at 02:57
  • msg #124

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel glances at Matt. "It's made easier by the fact Adam himself has experience with us constantly being betrayed. I'm more worried about the king himself trying to kill us while sicking his undead son on us at this point."

Unless the others wanted to say more, Angel says to Carla, "Just keep your back to Jaryn and sit there, Carla. Maybe if you have some ritual good for interrogation, you can do that." she then goes to stick a stick in Jaryn's mouth and tie it there so he can't bite his tongue, then wakes up Jaryn. She is sure to splash his face with water, slap him, and other methods should he yell at random, so she can speak to him clearly. "Before you rattle off your zealous jibber-jabber that we've heard a hundred times about how you'll never tell us anything and will gladly die for the glory of Bane, understand this: We aren't allowing your death. We know that your necklace can't come off or else you die*. We know the many methods people have of trying to die. We also know how to get the information we want and we have an angel of Pelor here with us... who is also an honorary angel of The Raven Queen. As you know, no matter who you worship, The Raven Queen ultimately decides which afterlife you go to and unless you are fiercely important to Bane, which you aren't, my friend here might make sure you not only never get to be with Bane, but get delivered into the hands of one of his hated enemies; Say... Cyric? Corellon? Or maybe just send you to Pelor to make penance for your deeds for all eternity. Or... we can talk like civilized folk and you can tell us what we need to know so your afterlife isn't a personal Hell."

Angel figures the one and only thing you can scare believers in a god of "kill yourself out of spite" is the idea of facing an afterlife that makes all your sacrifices pointless.


*Chris asked how Angel would know the necklaces insta-kill the cultists, pointing out that was purely out of character knowledge. I can either retcon Angel knowing this, or just say what I had assumed; We started looting the cultists and the moment one we took a necklace off of died, we would learn this fact and stop taking necklaces off. Either way, her point is made all the same. I'm fine with whatever.
This message was last edited by the player at 08:31, Mon 19 Aug 2013.
Mittens
GM, 953 posts
Shifter
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Tue 20 Aug 2013
at 06:19
  • msg #125

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The prisoner isn't saying anything yet.  Mittens decides to remove one of the necklaces from one of the assassins to look for clues or figure out if they're valuable.  He shrieks, the gem shatters, and the assassin dies....  turning into a doppelganger corpse!

Mits skews her lips and looks at the scarred, blonde, "human."  "Maybe this isn't Jaryn."
Matt
player, 462 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 20 Aug 2013
at 06:25
  • msg #126

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Elsewhere, someone who will not be named wonders how they get to completely sidestep the risk of Insight checks.

  "If it isn't Jaryn, I hope the real one was a lot smarter."  Because this isn't malicious GM territory, we can mention 'oh good they were too dumb to let us lead the bane worshipping doppleganger straight back to THE KING'.
Angel
player, 435 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 20 Aug 2013
at 06:32
  • msg #127

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel glares at the corpse and then back at Jaryn. "Alright, Jaryn. Regardless of who you are, what happened to Jaryn? What's his story?"
Mittens
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Shifter
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Tue 20 Aug 2013
at 06:42
  • msg #128

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

1 “I was here when Jaryn was dragged up the Black
March in chains. I was here, too, when he stood
atop the Dark Stairs as the Voice of Naarash.”
2 “Jaryn and Larkazh met between the river and the
Black March. Two dozen of Bane’s best against the
paladin and his tiefling, and in the end, Larkazh was
the only one standing.”
3 “Larkazh’s two brothers were cut down by Jaryn’s
own hand. He brought Jaryn and Dajani back alive
and to the inner temple, a sacrifice to Bane. Come
morning, Jaryn walks out, Dajani one step behind
him, and Larkazh’s head is in Jaryn’s hand.”
4 “Everything changed under Jaryn. Used to be, the
death squads ran the temple, killed each other as
fast as they could. Jaryn got them under control
and made them an army.”
5 “The enclave at Adakmi will be the start of it.
The eathens will be nailed to their own walls and
their citadel made the staging ground for Bane’s
armies as they move south.”
6 “Jaryn might look human, but he’s not. Bane’s
blood flows in those veins. The chosen one,
he is.”
7 “The fall of Nerath was the first sign. The gods of
light have been broken and have left this world
to Bane. The dark god’s hand squeezes shut, and
when it opens, only the chosen will remain.”
8 “Bane’s voice speaks through Jaryn, and his word
welcomes the darkness of a new age. He is the
god arisen, Naarash’s heir. The strong shall inherit
this world, while the weak shall fall before them
and be lost.

"We just proved stronger than you," Mittens points out, "And we'll prove stronger than the rest of your silly cult.  Then we'll go back home singing hymns of Pelor to mock your silly notions."
Matt
player, 463 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 20 Aug 2013
at 06:52
  • msg #129

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "It's kind of a dumb god to claim they are the only one around or worth worshipping.  Well, that or one with control issues.  Still, Angel baby.  Literal agent of the god of literal sunlight."   And the Neutral but don't you dare suggest they might not be Good raven queen, but that's not much on the light end of things.

  "So why even run around looking like your new apparently possessed boss?  Is he too busy to deal with these things himself?  Really you just seemed like a waste of time compared to everything else that tries to kill us." Or is it because the party needs at least two more levels before taking on the mortal vessel of a dark god?
Carla
player, 218 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 20 Aug 2013
at 06:59
  • msg #130

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla turns her glowing eyes towards the Jaryn look-alike, looking over her shoulder at him. She stands up and starts walking in his direction.

Angel says, "Thanks for cooperating. Silly beliefs or no." she then notices Carla coming. "Carla?"

Carla looks around at the team mates. She's a little sad. She holds up a note that reads, "They are too dangerous to those who can't defend themselves. They must die."
Mittens
GM, 955 posts
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Tue 20 Aug 2013
at 07:15
  • msg #131

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits nods and dispatches one of the baddies the old fashioned way, discovering that this too destroys the gem in the necklace.  If none of the others join in the finishing off of enemies, she'll just opt for the less messy approach of removing necklaces.

Beyond the roadless plains of the frontier, the Black
March is a well-marked track through forested hills.

The landmarks on the map hold true, and another three
days across open plains brings you to the foot of the hills the
locals call the Harsmad. There, a narrow pass marks the
beginning of the Black March. True to its name, the road is
a dark scar through densely forested hills, the gloom of the
trees broken only by the brief light of noon.
For seven days, your path slowly climbs, the track
offering glimpses of the Moonsfall Mountains ahead. A
half-dozen times, you see hobgoblin patrols on foot, but the
cultists make so much noise that they are easily avoided
in the shadows off of the trail. The Hand of Naarash must
believe that few would be brave—or foolish—enough to
pursue them into the heart of their domain.


From the corner of your eye, you see sudden movement.
The shadow beneath the trees shifts and ripples like water
disturbed by the passage of some fast-moving creature.

A hoarse baying suddenly rings out through the forest to
both sides of the track. Four canine shapes unfurl from the
shadows around you, their slavering jaws open wide.

Lvl 6 encounter 1,250 xp.

5 Shadow Hounds (S) Level 6 Skirmisher
Medium shadow magical beast XP 250 each
Initiative +7 Senses Perception +9; darkvision
Shroud of Night aura 2; bright light in the aura is reduced to
dim light, and dim light becomes darkness.
HP 70; Bloodied 35
AC 19; Fortitude 20, Reflex 18, Will 17
Vulnerable 5 radiant
Speed 7, teleport 7
m Bite (standard; at-will)
+11 vs. AC; 1d8 + 4 damage; see also shadow ambush.
C Baying (minor; recharge ⚄ ⚅) ✦ Fear
Close burst 5; +8 vs. Will; the target takes a –2 penalty to all
defenses until the end of the shadow hound’s next turn.
Shadow Ambush
When the shadow hound teleports adjacent to an enemy, it
gains combat advantage and deals an extra 1d6 damage on
the next attack it makes against that enemy this turn.
Alignment Unaligned Languages —
Skills Endurance +10, Stealth +10
Str 19 (+7) Dex 15 (+5) Wis 13 (+4)
Con 14 (+5) Int 6 (+1) Cha 16 (+6)

Looks like this combat would hurt no more than normal, and there's nothing really noteworthy to be gained by fighting through it.  So I'm offering the boot button.  But I would like to haz at least a little flavor for how we defeat 'em.

Angel
player, 437 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 03:36
  • msg #132

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

After the fight, Angel searches the corpses to look for any relation to the cult. Either a brand, arcane marking, or some other means of connecting them with the cult. More curiosity than anything since it doesn't really make much difference.

Maverick asks, "So are we having hounds for breakfast?"

Carla wrinkles her nose.
Matt
player, 465 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 03:49
  • msg #133

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Eating things that try to eat us has not happened very often.  But then, that's usually because even the animals are either undead or poison bugs."
Mittens
GM, 964 posts
Shifter
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Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 03:53
  • msg #134

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"These would likely teleport out of our bellies if we did," Mits quips.

More skipping ahead readied.
Narrator
player, 253 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 03:59
  • msg #135

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Assuming the previous encounter inspires continued
caution, the party travels two more days along the
Black March without incident. At dusk on the ninth
day out from Erstlin, the road tops a low rise:

The jagged slopes of the Moonsfall rise to the north. They
are blood-red in the gathering dusk. A surging waterfall
descends from a cleft, feeding the dark line of a river
twisting off to the south. However, what catches your
eye isn’t the natural landscape but an unexpected sign of
civilization in the midst of it—a walled citadel below the
falls. The Black March continues past into the mountains,
quickly disappearing from sight.


The PCs might assume that the city ahead is a cult
enclave. However, when they are close enough to
make Perception checks, read:

Along the rough stone walls of the citadel, bodies are lashed.
Most are hobgoblins by their misshapen look, but a few
humans hang among them. Thin strips of leathery flesh
cling to eyeless skulls. Crows swarm the more recent dead.
All wear the tunics of the Hand of Naarash, the symbol of
Bane at their chests.


By now Mittens has learned to keep her spirit tiger ready for battle at all times.

"Cheery," she comments sarcastically.
Angel
player, 438 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 04:09
  • msg #136

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel draws her crossbow. "I could pick them off from here..."

Maverick says, "Then they'd just hide behind buildings and wait."

Angel says, "Or worse, they could run away."
Matt
player, 466 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 04:10
  • msg #137

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Perception Bonus, give me sight beyond sight.  "Considering this is Bane we are dealing with,  I can't decide if this is their usual brand advertising, or we've found someplace that wants to kill bane by baneing harder."  Is that even a real word?
Mittens
GM, 965 posts
Shifter
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Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 04:12
  • msg #138

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Mittens can run super fast," Mits points out, "Will check it out and run if citizens get hostile."

She continues toward the town.  No arrows fly at her.  Yet.
Maverick
player, 299 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 04:21
  • msg #139

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick frowns, "I should scout. That's what I'm good for. Let me."

Angel keeps her crossbow trained on the nearest enemy she can see, but is ready to switch her target to anyone who dares shoot Mittens or Maverick.

Carla says a prayer for Mittens, Maverick, and the citizens.
This message was last edited by the player at 04:21, Wed 04 Sept 2013.
Matt
player, 467 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 04:23
  • msg #140

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

   Matt hangs back with the others.  Because he knows Maverick trying to sneak around alone is still safer than him obviously sticking out beside the tiny man.  At least his bigger shield should hopefully get between arrows and his friends should it come to that.
Mittens
GM, 966 posts
Shifter
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Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 04:25
  • msg #141

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"K" Mits answers.

Mav finds the town well guarded by super paranoid human guards armed with crossbows, but none of them wear symbols of Bane.
Maverick
player, 300 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 04:34
  • msg #142

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick returns, looking satisfied. "The town seems to be anti-Bane from what I can tell. None of the guard were wearing symbols of Bane."

Angel says, "But this close to the cult? We've already seen Bane's followers are not above trying to use deception. Oh well. Can't kill them based on that alone. Let's go announce ourselves."
Matt
player, 468 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 04:37
  • msg #143

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Fortified positions not already overtaken by Bane's goons are probably in short supply.  They may have had to choose between this, or an Inn where you can't go five minutes without them beating you unconscious with your own door."
Mittens
GM, 967 posts
Shifter
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Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 04:39
  • msg #144

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits nods and approaches the town with the group.

PCs approaching openly on the road can reach the
citadel gate without incident.
The PCs are asked
their identities and their purpose in seeking the cita-
del.
Angel
player, 440 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 04:45
  • msg #145

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel announces, "I am Angel. These are my adventuring team and close friends Matt, Mittens, Maverick and Carla. We were sent here to find Jaryn, Paladin of Pelor, but we also come here to destroy the cult of Bane in this area."
Matt
player, 469 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 04:49
  • msg #146

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Would you say the soldiers who give towns a hard time are above or below average for what you have to deal with?  You've been dealing with them much longer than we have."
Mittens
GM, 968 posts
Shifter
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Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 05:08
  • msg #147

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"The place we seek is the Pillars of Night," Mittens elaborates.

Any talk of fighting the cult sees the gate opened
at once.

"Welcome to Adakmi, adventurers," a guard greets.

When the PCs mention their goal
of reaching the Pillars of Night, they receive the fol-
lowing information in response:

“The temple’s two weeks north along the Black March.
Problem is, you’ll be dead within two days along that road.
In the villages the cult razes, those they don’t kill are taken
north. The strongest and the toughest join the cult by
slaughtering their own kin. That’s who
hunts along the north March, fast and
silent—not like the hobgoblin rabble south
of the mountains. Only other way north
is the river, but you’d need a moonboat
for that and the boats are long gone.”
Angel
player, 441 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 05:14
  • msg #148

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel ponders. "...could craft a boat here. Right?"
Matt
player, 470 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 05:18
  • msg #149

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "...I'll be honest, I might be able to make one, but that would take a lot of time and materials we probably don't have."

  GM: Well, now that the boats are out of the question, yo-
  Party: SWIMMING.
  GM: ... Do you have any idea how many crazy high DC athletics checks that will b-
  Party: DON'T CARE!

  "I doubt we'll be lucky enough that they will all kill eachother seeking promotions in that time."
Mittens
GM, 969 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 05:27
  • msg #150

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

From beneath a flat cap, the thickly muscled dwarf
gives a deferential nod. “Heard you’re looking for a way
north. People tell you the road is death; they’re right.
People tell you the moonboats are gone; they’re wrong.
I’ve seen the Pillars of Night. I can get you there.”

"Glasur..." one of the guards says, concerned.

The dwarf doesn't waver.

"K" Mits answers.
Angel
player, 442 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 05:28
  • msg #151

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "We are most grateful, sir. So what's the concern?"
Matt
player, 471 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 05:30
  • msg #152

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  The only Moon boat is being held in reserve for the town leader's last second getaway?   "They like Glasur and don't want him to head out into violent Bane cultist territory with complete strangers?"
Mittens
GM, 970 posts
Shifter
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Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 05:36
  • msg #153

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Yeah.  That," the guard answers Matt.

The dwarf's mood turns dark.

“I'm not Adakmi-born. Had a family in a village
upriver once. Not anymore. Cult saw to that.”

He heads for the docks.  Mittens follows.
Maverick
player, 301 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 05:38
  • msg #154

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick narrows his eyes. "This cult is so dead..."

Angel has a serious face on, but says nothing. She, Mav, and Carla all follow, of course.
This message was last edited by the player at 05:38, Wed 04 Sept 2013.
Matt
player, 472 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 05:43
  • msg #155

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt follows along  <green>"I wouldn't be surprised if you stabbed someone so hard a concept died, instead of just the people in the cult."<green>
Mittens
GM, 971 posts
Shifter
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Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 05:47
  • msg #156

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The Moondocks
From the gates of Adakmi, the little-used Falls Road
runs north, zigzagging up the flank of the moun-
tain as it climbs past and then above the cascading
waterfall. At three places along the way, the road has
disappeared beneath rockslides that take a dC 26
Athletics check to clamber across.

An hour of steep climbing brings you out above the mist,
the river a rough torrent where it tumbles toward the falls.
Along banks of dark shale, a deserted dockyard spreads,
ruined wharfs clinging to blackened pilings. Where a
dozen boats might once have moored, a ramshackle 35-foot
cutter floats, “Blacksnake” etched on its prow. The boat is
sheltered by a central awning, a raised tiller deck behind
it. Glasur is at the prow, tying off ropes. He
acknowledges your approach with a nod.
The boat has no mast, however. But even
as you wonder whether Glasur expects you
all to row against the raging current, you see
movement in the foaming water. Two pike-
like fish half the length of the boat thrash
there, both creatures harnessed to the ropes
Glasur is setting.
“River’s slow this time of year,” the dwarf
calls. “Been a while since my girls got a
chance to run. We leave when you’re ready.”


like all the riverboats that once ran
north, the Blacksnake is powered by a
team of trained dire pike. Against the
furious current, they make solid head-
way at a rate of 20 miles per day.

Mits hops aboard.
Angel
player, 443 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 06:00
  • msg #157

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

After all are aboard, Angel seems to relax a little. "This is... new. Even after having been on an airship, this is majestic in its own right."

Carla smiles as she peaks over the side of the boat.
Matt
player, 473 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 06:04
  • msg #158

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt is more impressed that someone has managed a practical, let alone nonviolent use for a Dire anything
Mittens
GM, 972 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 06:09
  • msg #159

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

For four days, you make steady progress
north. Glasur’s dire pike pull the moonboat
with unceasing strength by day; the dwarf
unharnesses them each night to hunt in
the river’s frigid depths. In that time, you
pass the remains of three villages burned to
the ground by the cult, and the river grows
narrow, twisting in places through canyons
of black stone. No signs of life or movement
can be seen on either shore.


The river courses that Glasur follows run parallel to
the Black March, winding north on the other side of
the mountains.

Over the next two days, the white-water canyons of the
river’s middle reaches begin to give way to wide gravel
banks spilling down the mountainsides. Then ahead, you
see the sky darkening beyond the bend of the river, a heavy
plume of gray-black smoke twisting on the wind.


If he is asked what lies ahead, Glasur responds darkly:
“There’s a village a mile up,” the dwarf rumbles. “Or there
was a village, by the look of it.”

The PCs continue upriver for another half-mile before
Glasur puts into shore.

Between the river and the thinly forested mountainside,
a village burns. Along the river’s edge stand the hulking
figures of three dragonborn in scale armor marked with the
fist of Bane. Some human villagers attempt to flee, but have
nowhere to go.

One of the dragonborn bellows a warning as he spots you.
His two companions turn away from the villagers, who
quickly disappear along the shore to the north.

Maverick
player, 302 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 06:34
  • msg #160

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick unsheaths his sword and with a look of fury in his eyes, rushes over to the nearest soldier and stabs him deep! He takes full advantage of the fact he knows draconic and uses the language to call the soldier a dishonorable outcast among dragonkind, hated by Io.


First Strike: At the start of an encounter, you have combat advantage against any creatures that have not yet acted in that encounter.
Rare and wonderful, I can use this!

Move: To Soldier 1's right
Standard: King's Castle v Soldier 1. Hit(27)!
 dmg: 23 (19, +SA dmg of 4)


Soldier 1 HP: 63 - 23 = 40

Narrator
player, 254 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 06:41
  • msg #161

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Zap!  The mage inside the house zaps at Maverick, Angel, and Mittens!  Missing all three.  Kaboom!  He then uses thunderburst against everyone on the boat!  It's much more effective!

Matt HP: 52-8=44
Mits HP: 43-8=35
Carla HP: 38-8=30
And the targets are all dazed.
This message was last edited by the player at 06:43, Wed 04 Sept 2013.
Angel
player, 444 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 07:05
  • msg #162

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel fires off a couple arrows, one at the soldier and one at the wizard. "Surrender and you will be spared!" she demands. She then rushes over to aid Maverick. She shoots at the soldier point blank. Even as she does, the soldier slices her belly, barely drawing blood! But her bolt goes in the soldier deep and causes a nasty wound! The slice slightly reduces Angel's accuracy as she immediately reacts by stepping back and firing at the soldier, then disappears around the corner of the building.


Minor: Quarry on Soldier
Standard: Twin Strike v Mage, Soldier 1. Hit(24)! Hit(21)!
 dmg: 10 to mage, 6 to soldier
ACTION POINT!
Standard: Fleeting Spirit Strike v Soldier 1. Hit(21)!
 Shift 3 to soldier 1
 dmg: 29
Soldier 1 AoO v Angel. Hit(24)!
 dmg to Angel: 8
Immediate Reaction: Fox's Cunning v Soldier 1. Hit(28)!
 dmg: 8
 Fleeting spirit shift 3
Move: Around corner of building


Angel HP: 58 - 8 = 50
Mage HP: 48 - 10 = 38
Soldier 1 HP: 40 - 43 =
Dead

Narrator
player, 255 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 07:09
  • msg #163

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

A bugbear exits one of the buildings, charges Angel, and hits her with his morningstar!

Angel HP: 50-6=44
Matt
player, 474 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 4 Sep 2013
at 07:26
  • msg #164

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt's more concerned with his suddenly unsteady feet than being blasted with arcane energy.  Still, despite that he staggers towards the window all the lightning and thunder had been coming from, lunging forward and clipping the wizard across the face while shaking off the wobbles.

  With his brain less fuzzy, he notices Angel getting monrningstarred through he windows.  As much as he wants to run off and help her, he knows that would only make things worse.  However.  "Maverick, Angel needs help back there.  Go make that an unfair fight while I deal with over here."  How is Matt supposed to know that for the moment, the Bugbear is only capable of it's Melee Basic against Angel?


Standard: Dazed Charge vs Wizard:  22 Vs AC, Hits Wizard through Superior Cover Window (18 AC). 9 DMG.
Save Throw: 15.  Saves vs Dazed.
See Bugbear and Angel through windows: Automatic success.

Marks: Wizard.

Notice: Parry power to be used at first chance against a dragonborn (triggers on melee miss).

Wizard HP: 38-9 = 29/48 (Bloodied 24)

Matt HP: 44/52
S 10, V 13, AP 1.

Narrator
player, 268 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Wed 16 Oct 2013
at 05:53
  • msg #165

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The dragonborn warriors advance, use their cold breath weapons on everyone except Angel, then charge Mittens and Matt!  But the only thing that does any real harm is the charge against Matt.

Matt HP: 44-6=38/52 S 10, V 13, AP 1.
Mittens
GM, 979 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Wed 16 Oct 2013
at 06:43
  • msg #166

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mittens lets out a tremendous roar that hits the dragonborn soldiers with enough power to draw blood!

Soldier 2 HP: 63-18=45
Soldier 3 HP: 63-18=45
Both dazed, SE
Carla
player, 219 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 03:18
  • msg #167

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla shakes a finger at the dragonborn who is on the boat. He feels the weight of divine judgement pending over him.


Standard: Offering of Justice v Soldier 2
 dmg: 11

Maverick
player, 303 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 03:37
  • msg #168

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick stabs his rapier into the soldier's lung, making breathing painful. He nods to Matt and runs off. What Matt doesn't see, but Angel and the bugbear do, is the little human boy suddenly rounding a corner and charging at the bugbear to introduce dragonborn blood to bugbear innards via his rapier. Just as quickly as the boy thrust his blade into the bugbear, he steps back, almost floating, all the way to the building's corner.


Standard: Clever Strike v Soldier 3. Hit(29)!
 dmg: 10
 SA dmg: 12
Move: North to see Bugbear and Angel
ACTION POINT!
Standard: Charge: Handspring Assault v Bugbear. Hit(32)!
 dmg: 19
 Shift 2: To the corner of the building


Soldier 3 HP: 45 - 22 = 23
Bugbear HP: 58 - 19 =
39

Narrator
player, 271 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 03:41
  • msg #169

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The mage pokes at Matt but misses.
Angel
player, 445 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 03:51
  • msg #170

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel moves over to the shadow of the other building and just out of melee reach as she takes aim on the bugbear and fires a couple bolts at him. One thunks harmlessly on the guy's leather armor. The other sinks into a weak point. "Nice, Maverick! That looked like it really hurt!" she exclaims excitedly.


Move: Shift back 1.
Minor: Quarry Bugbear.
Standard: Twin Strike v Bugbear. Miss(20), Hit(31)!
 dmg: 7
 Quarry: 1


Bugbear HP: 39 - 8 = 31

Narrator
player, 272 posts
The Voice
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Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 03:57
  • msg #171

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The bugbear roars in anger and charges Maverick, hitting him with his morningstar!

Maverick HP: 42-8=34
Matt
player, 475 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 04:07
  • msg #172

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt may not see it, but he... Wait, no, it's maverick.  He can't hear his work either (Unless you count the screams of his enemies).  But Angel is complimenting Maverick so he's probably doing okay.

  He either doesn't notice, or does not care that the Wizard fails to hit him upside the head with a staff.  Instead Matt looks to the soldier by him and bonks them over the knees with his hammer.
Standard: Steel Serpent Strike vs Soldier 3.  hits.  13 DMG.

Intentions: Parry if Dragonborn triggers it.
Effects:: Soldier 3 Slowed, Can't shift until end of Matt's next turn.
Marks: Soldier 3.

Soldier 3 HP: 23-13= 10

Narrator
player, 273 posts
The Voice
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Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 04:17
  • msg #173

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The dragonborn soldier slashes Mittens and is seared with divine retribution!  The other slashes Matt!


Mittens HP: 35-9=26
Dragonborn Soldier 2 HP: 45-11=34
Matt HP: 38-9=29

This message was last edited by the player at 04:27, Tue 05 Nov 2013.
Mittens
GM, 981 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 04:42
  • msg #174

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits spews a swarm of bees at the soldier!


Soldier 2 HP: 34-14=20
Carla
player, 220 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 05:09
  • msg #175

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla shoots bright yellow eyebeams at the soldier in front of Mittens, blasting him back a bit.


Standard: Sun Strike v Soldier 2. Hit(25)!
 dmg: 11
 Slide target 1 square.
Save throw: 15. Saved.


Soldier 2 HP: 20 - 11 = 9

Maverick
player, 304 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 05:16
  • msg #176

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick narrows his eyes at the bugbear, takes a step back, and shoots the bugbear with some eldritch energy from his wand which burns the bugbear a little. The bugbear then sees Maverick vanish.


Move: Shift 1
Standard: Eyebite v Bugbear. Hit()!
 dmg: 4
 Mav is now invis to bugbear


Bugbear HP: 31 - 4 = 27

Narrator
player, 274 posts
The Voice
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Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 05:22
  • msg #177

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The mage manages to miss Matt with the never-misses Magic Missile spell.  Must be a cheap imitation.
Angel
player, 446 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 05:31
  • msg #178

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel shoots the bugbear and grazes him with one bolt while the other just goes through some armor and pricks him. She tilts her crossbow down with a raised eyebrow.


Standard: Twin Strike v Bugbear. Hit(26)! Miss(17)
 dmg: 4
Move: Around south to behind building.


Bugbear HP: 27 - 4 = 23

Narrator
player, 275 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 05:42
  • msg #179

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The bugbear grunts in frustration, unable to find where Maverick went.  So it rounds the corner and attacks Angel!  Who dodges with ease.
Matt
player, 476 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 05:49
  • msg #180

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt tried for fancy last time (so far as swinging a hammer into a knee is fancy), and it worked so-so.  This time around, he goes even more simple and just sidearms his hammer into the Dragonborn's ribs.  Wonky ragdoll physics cause the soldier to flop backwards into himself a few times before coming to a stop by the water.

  Now, what is the most sensible course of action to take from here?  Ah, yes.  Matt climbs through the window into the burning building next to the mage.  "Hello again."
Standard: Melee basic vs Soldier 3. Hits. 15 DMG. KO.
Move: through window.

Soldier 3 HP: 10-15= OW!

Narrator
player, 276 posts
The Voice
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Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 05:51
  • msg #181

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The dragonborn soldier pushed back by Carla has little choice but to charge Matt, so it does.  And scores an especially painful hit on the fighter!

Matt HP: 29-11=18
Mittens
GM, 982 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 05:58
  • msg #182

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits hurries off the boat and finishes off the Dragonborn soldier with more bees.  Her spirit tiger floats into the burning building to help Matt harass the mage.
Carla
player, 221 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 06:05
  • msg #183

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla hops off the boat and toddles over to Mittens. She holds her wrists together with her palms open and gathers a bunch of light into her hands. Then shoots a beam of energy at Matt, his wounds closing.


Move: To Mittens
Standard: Healer's Mercy
Matt Surges: 10 - 1 = 9


Matt HP: 18 + 13 = 31 Surges: 9/10

Maverick
player, 305 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 06:12
  • msg #184

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick lurks around to the building's corner and shoots the bugbear in the back, remaining invisible. Far as the enemy knows, they are now literally up against broken-as-hell at-will invisible enemy who doesn't even drop invisibility from attacking.


Move: East to see Bugbear
Standard: Eyebite v Bugbear. Hit(20)!
 dmg: 13


Bugbear HP: 23 - 13 = 10

Narrator
player, 277 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 06:16
  • msg #185

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The mage steps away from Matt and shoots a magic missile which deflects off the fighter's shield!
Angel
player, 447 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 06:24
  • msg #186

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel moves back, opens the door, and shoots the bugbear and turns to shoot the Mage so fast the first bolt is only hitting the bugbear as Angel fires the second shot. Which hits the mage almost as hard as the bugbear! "All the others are down! Surrender and we will spare your life!" Angel yells at the mage.


Move: Shift to door.
Minor: Open door.
Standard: Twin Strike. Attack 1 v Bugbear. Hit(30)! Attack 2 v Mage. Hit(20)!
 dmg on Bugbear: 10
 dmg on Mage: 7


Bugbear HP: 10 - 10 = KO
Mage HP: 29 - 7 =
22

Matt
player, 477 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 06:29
  • msg #187

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

   Matt steps towards the still standing Mage.  It was totally a warning shot (swing?) not a miss, honest.  "Maybe this man will be lucky, and be slightly smarter than all the other cultist we've run into, and over."
Mittens
GM, 983 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 06:31
  • msg #188

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Never!" the mage shouts!

"Apparently not," Mits comments, moving to the door and doing the bee swarm thing.

Mage HP: 22-11=11
Carla
player, 222 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 06:36
  • msg #189

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla walks around to be just in front of Mittens and fires more eyebeams at the mage. It burns him a little.


Move: Through door, in front of Mittens, inside building
Standard: Sun Strike v Mage. Hit(17)!
 dmg: 10 /2(weakened)


Mage HP: 11 - 5 = 6

Maverick
player, 306 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 06:40
  • msg #190

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick makes his way into the building and provides a chance for Matt to flank and kick the Mage's butt.


Move: Double move
Angel
player, 448 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 06:47
  • msg #191

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The mage swings at Matt with his stuff and clangs against the warrior's shield.

Angel says, "In the face of this much adversity..." and fires some bolts into his eyeballs. One for each eye. "You've got to admire their tenacity."

Angel walks over to Matt. "Everyone alright?"


Twin Strike v Mage. Hit(20)! Hit(22)!
 dmg: 6, lol
 quarry: 5
Move: to Matt


Mage HP: 6 - 11 = haha

Matt
player, 478 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 06:57
  • msg #192

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

 "Doing better than I was a minute ago, thanks.  Now we should probably get out of this burning house before it falls on us or something."

  He also half expects the mage to get back up and try to attack by pulling the arrows out of his face and trying to stab people with his impaled eyeballs.
Mittens
GM, 985 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 07:09
  • msg #193

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits nods, exits the burning house, and fusses over Maverick's wound.
Angel
player, 449 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 07:43
  • msg #194

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick blushes and glances aside. "I'm fine..." he says, being all tough. Granted, he's used to much worse wounds. But just because you have experienced broken bones doesn't mean paper cuts and scrapes aren't painful.

Carla follows behind Mittens and Maverick.

Angel makes her way out of the house with Matt. "I don't suppose we'll find survivors here..."
Matt
player, 479 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 5 Nov 2013
at 07:47
  • msg #195

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

 Matt sighs,  "Unfortunately.  Only two places weren't already completely consumed in fire, and I know nobody is alive in that first one...  I don't suppose those bees could double check the second one?"  If they don't at least look, that would probably then guarantee someone was still alive, just so someone can blame them for an innocent's death later.
Mittens
GM, 986 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 9 Nov 2013
at 05:27
  • msg #196

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits helps with the search for for people trapped in the burning village, but none can be found.

When the fight is done,
the surviving villagers return to the ruin along the
river. The villagers’ leader is Yrma, an elderly woman
with a dour disposition. She thanks the PCs for their
aid, but tells them their efforts will amount to nothing
in the end:
“Two strangers came this way not four months past. The
human said the cult would soon be a memory. Instead, it is
our life here that will be forgotten.”

In response to any ques-
tions, she relays the following:
“They were bound for the Pillars of Night, seeking the
cult chief Larkazh. Half mad, the human looked to me,
threatening on his blood to besiege the temple single-
handedly.”
Provide the PCs with one or more rumors they were
unable to obtain as they sought the Black March (see
page 33). The villagers gather what they can and head
south to Adakmi, joining the flood of refugees seeking
new lives beyond the frontier.
Angel
player, 450 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 9 Nov 2013
at 05:35
  • msg #197

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel is used to people saying "you're doomed" and "you'll try and die, just like the others". At least THESE people aren't angry at the heroes for coming and fighting the bad guys. So Angel is able to be quite gracious to Yrma and her people. She thanks them for the information they give and lets the people go their way before she and the heroes go theirs.

Angel gets a helpless smile and in a tone that combines relief, exasperation and a little bit of bemusement, she asks "Is it a good thing or a bad thing when we know we're getting closer because people are actually in enough danger to be thankful for our efforts instead of angry at us for defending ourselves and those around us?"

Maverick says, "The good thing is we're getting closer."
Matt
player, 480 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 9 Nov 2013
at 06:08
  • msg #198

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I think it helps that we've not really made any promises beyond 'we will hit cultists who attack us'.  Though by the time we even say that sort of thing, it's already happened."
Mittens
GM, 987 posts
Shifter
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Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 03:58
  • msg #199

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits considers then nods.

In the aftermath of battle, Glasur is anxious to get
under way. The dwarf is clearly on edge.
As you make your way upriver, you note Glasur glancing
back over his shoulder to the thickly forested shore. “When I
pulled in before the village, could’ve sworn I saw something
moving. No matter, I guess. Can’t follow us through these
trees, whatever it was.”
No sign of any creature can be seen by the PCs,

Spoiler text: (Highlight or hover over the text to view)
their
pursuer taking precautions after being spotted by
Glasur. dajani is Jaryn’s only surviving companion—a
tiefling darkblade who turned to the faith of Pelor
in an attempt to control his wicked nature. Unfor-
tunately, that nature made it all too easy for him to
follow Jaryn into darkness.
Charged with observing the city for Jaryn’s new
order, dajani arrived in Adakmi a few days after the
PCs. He heard about the party’s mission and has
pursued the Blacksnake north ever since. From the
Black March, he ordered a death squad to the village,
hoping to draw the PCs in. Failing in his attempt to
ambush them on their return to the boat, he seeks
another opportunity before the canyons to the north
make pursuit impossible



The day after the river village, the PCs find moorage
and make camp. A shale beach provides a chance to
rest outside the cramped quarters of the boat. Allow
the PCs to decide where to place their campsite.
If the PCs take Glasur’s warning to heart, allow
them to take precautions against ambush—keeping
weapons or magic close at hand, having characters
pretend to go to sleep on first watch, and so on.

Spoiler text: (Highlight or hover over the text to view)
This encounter includes the following creatures:
Dajani, tiefling darkblade (D)
Unless the PCs have some means of seeing dajani,
he uses cloak of lurking to approach invisibly from the
northeast, gaining surprise when he teleports in.



dajani Stealth total: 20
Angel
player, 451 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 04:12
  • msg #200

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

On the boat ride, Angel says, "I'm sure whoever is following us will find a way to continue to do so. For all we know, they can phase through rock."

Maverick says, "If I were them, I'd wait until everyone was asleep."

Angel says, "You saying a simple night watch will keep this pursuer away?."

Maverick says, "No guarantee. Maybe the rest of us should just pretend to be sleeping so that whoever it is thinks they can pick off the lone watchman."

Angel says, "Whoever takes the 'fist watch' is our bait then... but who will be the bait?"
Matt
player, 481 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 04:21
  • msg #201

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well, I can probably take a hit best, so being the bait so nobody else has to is the likely end result.  My bet is whatever attacks us will use some form of magic item that of course, only works for them which provides incredibly convenient abilities that would make us near unstoppable by comparison if we had the.  Well, that or wildlife with such abilities."

  What do you mean 'Banes Amulet of Intangible invisible eyelasers' isn't available for PC purchase?
Carla
player, 223 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 04:32
  • msg #202

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla whispers what looks like a prayer as her glowing eyes barely peek open. Sparky appears behind some rocks. Carla closes her eyes.


Minor: Angelic Protector
Standard: Readied action.
 Action: Offering of Justice
 Trigger: Enemy gets within 5 squares of the party.

Narrator
player, 278 posts
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Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 04:38
  • msg #203

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

A blur of motion erupts in camp. A cloaked figure appears
from nowhere, two black-bladed short swords in his hands.

"For Naarash!" he winces as divine retribution comes swift.

He stabs Matt with his poisoned blade, but Matt doesn't succomb to the poison.

Matt HP: 52-7=45
Dajani HP: 224-12=212

poisoned short sword (standard; at-will) ✦ poison, weapon
+9 vs. AC (+10 against a bloodied target); 1d6 + 4 damage,
and Dajani makes a secondary attack against the same target.
Secondary Attack: +10 vs. Fortitude; ongoing 10 poison damage
(save ends).

This message was last edited by the GM at 04:42, Sun 10 Nov 2013.
Mittens
GM, 988 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 04:44
  • msg #204

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits ignites the enemy with baleful fire!

Dajani HP: 212-5 Grants CA till Mits' next turn
Matt
player, 482 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 04:55
  • msg #205

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt grunts at the stab wound, and comments "You know, some days I wonder if I made the right choice in armor.  But no, guaranteed protection against lingering poisons is so very useful.  One professional to another though, how DO you manage to keep those blades permanently poisoned?"  no, you are a PC and will use expensive and questionably useful consumables that last one use.

  That said, KNEECAP SMASH.
Move: Duh without AoO.
Minor: Rain Of Steel Activate.
Standard: Steel Serpent Strike, hits. 19 DMG.  Slowed, can't shift.

Marks: duh.

Dajani HP: 212-19= 193/224

Angel
player, 452 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 05:04
  • msg #206

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel fires a pair of bolts just past Dajani's eyes, scraping at the corners of his eyes, forcing him to squint in pain. "Surrender."


At Initiative: Begin the Hunt (+2 power bonus to initiative and attacks v Dajani)
Standard: Blinding Barrage v Dajani. Hit(21)!*
 dmg: 31 and blinded for 1 round

*Just barely. I get a +17 to my attack because CA and +2 from Begin Hunt


Dajani HP: 193 - 31 = 162 and blinded

This message was last edited by the player at 05:04, Sun 10 Nov 2013.
Maverick
player, 307 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 05:10
  • msg #207

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick comes up behind the guy and stabs at him. Unfortunately, the guy dodges by accident (what? He's BLIND!).


Move: To flank with Matt
Standard: Handspring Assault v Dajani. Miss(14. Nat 1)
 Reliable. Can use again next turn.

Carla
player, 224 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 05:19
  • msg #208

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Sparky twirls his chain as he runs around to be next to Matt. He then smacks Dajani across the side, bruising him. "Enclose him so he can't escape!" the little cherub says in a cute little voice.

Carla nods and walks over to block the one last way out Dajani had.


Sparky's Move: to be next to Matt
Standard: Sparky v Dajani. Hit(25)!
 dmg: 17
Carla's Move: Block final remaining escape square.


Dajani HP: 162 - 17 = 145

Narrator
player, 279 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 05:34
  • msg #209

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

With calculated precision the blinded tiefling stabs at Matt and misses completely.  Then tries to slash whatever it was that hurt him to Matt's right.  And stabs Sparkie through the face, poisoning the brave cherub!  He then turns invisible and teleports!

Whiff, kill Sparkie with crit.  Stealth roll: 21
Matt
player, 483 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 06:02
  • msg #210

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt strikes a glancing blow in retaliation for the failed ambush.

  Alas, while Matt has enough sense to easily pick out where the invisible jerk ran off to, it's still not enough to correctly hit the right bit of a 5x5 area with a hammer.

  At least it still marks?
Parry stuff. 6 damage.
perc: win.
move: duh.
standard: shield feint, miss.

marks

Enemy HP:  145-9= 136

Mittens
GM, 989 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 06:22
  • msg #211

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits steps forward and roars at the place where Matt was attacking!

Dajani HP: 136-8=128
Angel
player, 453 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 06:37
  • msg #212

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel narrows her eyes. "Sparky!" and heads over to some cover, firing arrows on the way. The arrows lodge into Dajani. She figures she doesn't need to tell Carla to heal her own brother.


Standard: Fleeting Spirit Strike v Dajani. Hit(32)!
 dmg: 29
 Shift 3
Stealth: 30


Dajani HP: 128 - 29 = 99

Maverick
player, 308 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 06:46
  • msg #213

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick rushes over to sparky and kneels to try and help administer first aid. Unfortunately, he isn't able to stop the poison.


Move: To Sparky
Standard: First Aid. 9 fails.

Carla
player, 225 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 06:51
  • msg #214

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Sparky groans and gives a strong middle finger in the direction of Dajani. "Sorry I wasn't more useful, Carla... he got lucky..."

Sparky collapses unconscious and vanishes.

Carla looks angry. She raises her hand up to the sky and thrusts it downward as a giant beam of light shoots down from the sky onto Dajani, beginning to burn his flesh!


Standard: Brilliant Beacon v Dajani. Hit(28)!
 Ongoing 10 radiant (save ends) -2 to attacks, defenses and save throws
Aversion Staff: +2 all your defenses vs target until effect ends.


Dajani HP: 99 - 10 = 89

This message was last edited by the player at 06:54, Sun 10 Nov 2013.
Narrator
player, 280 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 07:05
  • msg #215

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The tiefling reappears and slashes wildly but can't seem to harm anyone!  This time, he's too dazed to teleport and vanish!
Matt
player, 484 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 07:15
  • msg #216

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Is Sparky going to be okay, I'm kinda hazy how angels dying works."  That said, he takes his frustration out on the suddenly visible, and very vulnerable assassin by... Uh..

  Did Matt just hammer one of Dajani's horns down into their brain?
Standard: Shield Feint, CRITICAL.  19 total DMG.
 Action Point: Another shield feint, hits.  12 DMG.
 Owed rain DMG:  12 total.

 Enemy HP: 89-12-19-12=  46.

This message was lightly edited by the player at 07:15, Sun 10 Nov 2013.
Mittens
GM, 990 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 07:23
  • msg #217

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits seeths at Carla's friend being murdered and goes into a frenzy, shooting all kinds of spikes into him!  The spirit tiger chomps the tiefling's wrist and Mits takes the other.  The two then yank and pull his arms off!  She then proceeds to stomp on the bleeding body repeatedly, intermittently beating it with the severed arm.  The poisoned swords wind up on the ground.

Yay crit then exactly enough damage!

quote:
Treasure: The equipment carried by dajani can
be recovered after the PCs are victorious.

equipment cloak, leather armor, cult tunic, 2 poisoned short
swords, boots of striding, Naarash talisman


They don't say that the poison swords ever run out of poison.  So... here it is.

poisoned short sword
1d6 + modifiers damage,
make a secondary attack against the same target.
Secondary Attack: +10 vs. Fortitude; ongoing 10 poison damage
(save ends).

I vote we give one to Mav.

Angel
player, 454 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 07:41
  • msg #218

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Mittens; the guy's dead."

Maverick says, "But... is Sparky dead?"

Carla goes to offer a paper to Maverick. Maverick reads aloud, "My brother Sparky will be OK. He just needs to rest for now."
Matt
player, 485 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 10 Nov 2013
at 07:48
  • msg #219

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "...I'd ask why you didn't do that in the first place, but I think the answer would sound like a sharks roar, if sharks could roar."  Well, that and it's hard to describe and elaborate fatality BEFORE the enemy has had it's hitpoints reduced to zero, duh.

  He turns toward the others, and says "Glad to hear he's going to be okay."  Less noble, glad Sparky took the critical hit instead of himself.  What? Tank's have feelings (of pain) too you know.
Mittens
GM, 991 posts
Shifter
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Mon 11 Nov 2013
at 18:09
  • msg #220

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits stops stomping, blink-blinks, and cracks a small smile.

"Good to hear he'll be ok," she says.

She picks up the two poisoned blades, and sniffs at them.

"Poison."

She offers one to Maverick, keeping the other one.  She then double checks on Matt to make sure the poison isn't going to harm him any further.
Maverick
player, 309 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 12 Nov 2013
at 00:08
  • msg #221

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick nods at the offered blade and sheathes it. "Thanks."

Seeing Carla is OK and that Matt could be poison, Angel heads over to check on Matt as well. Just as well, because so do Carla and Maverick. "You OK, Matt?" Angel asks as he is now near-dog-piled by his whole team to check if he's poisoned or not.
Matt
player, 486 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 12 Nov 2013
at 00:21
  • msg #222

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt taps his armor, "If I couldn't say I had this armor for a reason long before now, I think this fight confirms it."  Nevermind his Amulet of choice and feats as insurance against KEYWORDS.

  He smiles, "Thanks for checking though, I won't be surprised when we run into some lingering poison that none of my accessories help with.  I'm just glad none of you had to deal with it... Well, aside from poor Sparky,."
Mittens
GM, 993 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 14 Nov 2013
at 18:24
  • msg #223

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits smiles and nods at Mav.  When Matt confirms he's alright she gets ready for some shut-eye.  The following morning she can be seen prepping breakfast flanked by a  little cherub version of herself and a little devil version of herself.  Both decked out like paladins.  All three will wave if they notice a waking friend.
Carla
player, 226 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Wed 20 Nov 2013
at 05:52
  • msg #224

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla is the first (of Tim's alts) to wake and unless anyone decides to wake up before the sun rises, she's the first to wake period. It's required, what with worshiping Pelor.

Upon seeing the trio, Carla waves to the pair with a head-tilt. She looks expectantly at Mittens, but before Mittens can say anything, Carla starts writing. She hands the note to Mittens and it reads: "You can tell everything when everyone is awake."

She then gets started on making breakfast.

Angel would be next to wake. She stares a moment, blinking a few times, looks at Carla, who just smiles and shrugs all cutely. Then Angel gets to eating, staring at Mittens.

Maverick wakes last. He has a similar reaction to Angel, staring. Though he also has a hand on each weapon for a moment before noticing everyone is OK. Then just moves his hand to his wand for the time being.
Matt
player, 487 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 20 Nov 2013
at 06:02
  • msg #225

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt wakes up, See's Mittens theme change, doesn't even bother with a shrug and moves on to helping the kitty deal with breakfast because Mittens is Mittens.
Mittens
GM, 997 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 25 Nov 2013
at 01:13
  • msg #226

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The little devil Mittens snickers.  "Matt is unsurprised.  Who's surprised?"

"Awww?" little angel Mittens says, fluttering over to Maverick, "I think we scared widdo Mavwick!  Don't be scared, Mavvie, hon.  I wuv you!  Evweewun here wuvs you!"

She opens her arms to offer the boy a hug.  Little devil rolls her eyes.

"Don't talk down to the man!  He's not a baby!"

Big Mittens sighs.  "I think you guys were given an explanation earlier about my mind being fragmented or something.  Maybe these two are my conscious?  Wasn't sure if anyone but me would see them, but I guess cat's out of the bag now.  Don't know what part of me I'm supposed to be, but I'm pretty sure of what I can do in combat.  Stab stuff or whatever.  No magic or anything fancy."
This message was last edited by the GM at 01:14, Mon 25 Nov 2013.
Maverick
player, 310 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 26 Nov 2013
at 00:01
  • msg #227

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick gives the Cherub Mittens an unsure look. Glances at Mittens Imp and seems to be momentarily surprised before twitching a small smile. He looks back at Cherub Mittens and says, "I'm fine. But honestly, am I the only one who's a little jumpy after 2 betrayals, innumerable fights, suicidally evil monsters, and several ambushes?"

Angel says, "Not the only one. Just that we each have ways of dealing with change. This change just brings a new version of Mittens. Who is an ally."

Angel looks at Mittens and asks, "You have all the memories of the other fragments of yourself?"
Matt
player, 488 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 26 Nov 2013
at 00:08
  • msg #228

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  While on the one hand Matt will be glad for more alongside him in direct face smashing (slashing?), on the other it means one less person he can reasonably attempt to keep out of melee smash harms way.

  "I'm glad you're keeping track maverick, because they are starting to blur together.  Only two betrayals seems somewhat low for us."  Matt's bitterness has lessened now that their problems are at least on their own plane of existence.  Why, he's even listed as Good instead of Unaligned these days.  Progress!
Mittens
GM, 999 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 26 Nov 2013
at 00:16
  • msg #229

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Jumpy!" devil Mits laughs, "If that's jumpy, nobody should dare playing you poker!"

Angel Mits will glomp lil Mavwick if he doesn't stop her.  "You poor dear!  I'm so sorry!  Let mommy kiss and make it feel better!"

Called kiss to the cheek!

Big Mits glances at the other two, blushing as she thinks about Angel's question.  "Yeah, pretty sure.  I mean, how can anyone be sure they've got all the memories they're supposed to have?"
Angel
player, 456 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 9 Dec 2013
at 05:26
  • msg #230

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel goes to sit next to Mittens and asks, "Do you remember how Carla joined us? Or how you met me and Maverick? Or how we met Matt? Or who Bruno was?"

Maverick blushes from the kiss and rubs his cheek. "Thanks... but I'm not the only one betrayed here. Angel, Matt, Carla, Adam, Lucky and of course yourse...lves?"

Carla looks down sadly, as if recalling the betrayals.
Matt
player, 489 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 9 Dec 2013
at 05:35
  • msg #231

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "At the very least, so far despite the situation with Mittens's mind turning up these times, trusting her is easy enough.  She clearly trusts us, after all."  That or Angel Mitten's would kiss baby Orcus.
Mittens
GM, 1011 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 14 Dec 2013
at 04:04
  • msg #232

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub Mits blows more kisses to Maverick with as smile as she flitters over to offer Carla a hug and cheek-kiss.

"Personal space," Imp Mits reminds when Angel sits close to Ranger Mits.

"No, Angel's being sweet!  You should hug her!"

Ranger Mits shrugs and offers Angel a side-hug.  "I don't feel all that betrayed, really.  The doppleganger was no friend of mine.

"Besides, they got their butts kicked for their betrayal!"

"Should I feel worse about it?"

"You should feel bad for your friends feelings."

"But to answer your question, Angel, yeah.  I remember all that.  I'm pretty sure my amnesia doesn't extend any farther forwardn than the time I met Carla, but how can anyone be sure there isn't a gap in their memory somewhere?"


Cherub blows kisses at Matt.  "Thanks for the vote of confidence, Matt!  You're right I trust ya!"

"Trust him to pulverize our enemies into paste!" Imp interupts entusiastically, "So let's get goin!  We've a fallen paladin and his murder cult to smash!"
This message was last edited by the GM at 04:08, Sat 14 Dec 2013.
Angel
player, 457 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 14 Dec 2013
at 05:26
  • msg #233

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel briefly gave an annoyed look at the imp but the look fades when Mitts offers a side-hug. Angel leans into the hug and puts her own arm around Mittens. Interestingly, Mittens answered Angel's follow-up question without Angel even having to ask.

Maverick says, "I'm not hurt by the doppleganger either, but I'm not really talking about him, Mittens. I'm talking about Tikulti leading Yeera and her group to their deaths and undeaths... and us letting him. I'm talking about decent people like Gydd being mind-controlled to fight us. Tell me you remember those."

Carla gives kissy-Mitts a smile, a hug, and a kiss back.

Angel says, "I'm ready to head off when you all are."
Matt
player, 490 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 14 Dec 2013
at 05:37
  • msg #234

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

 "Horns Kitty has some good points" Less the bubble more the SMASHING.  "Really the only thing I could say is 'better', so far as that goes with this cult is that Bane is flagrantly Evil.  Compared to political antics involving Elven zombie ancestor worship."

  He nods to Angel,  "Ready to get back to dealing with all this, yeah."
Mittens
GM, 1014 posts
Shifter
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Thu 19 Dec 2013
at 03:29
  • msg #235

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Zombie face elf woman seemed pretty blatantly evil to me," Imp answers Matt.

Cherub beams at Carla's reaction.

"We have a fallen paladin to redeem," she corrects Imp.

"Yeah, right," Imp answers, "I'll give that about the same chance of happening as redeeming that Tiefling we curb-stomped last night."

"But he's dead!"

"Exactly."

Mits leans into Angel as if looking for comfort.  "Yeah, I remember.  I guess I feel bad for Yeera and all, just...  I dunno.  I just don't feel all that betrayed.  Maybe I'm just heartless or something."

"Don't say that!  You're not heartless!"

"Can't we get going before we turn this into a therapy session?  Remember: Innocent villagers lives at stake so long as cult thrives."

"Of course!"

The two Mini Mits board the boat.  Big Mits tries to get on board while still cuddled to Angel.
This message was last edited by the GM at 03:30, Thu 19 Dec 2013.
Maverick
player, 311 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 19 Dec 2013
at 05:42
  • msg #236

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel is happy to keep "cold" Mittens cuddled. She boards the boat with the others and takes off. "Hard to say, Mittens. You're different, that's for sure. It could be just a mental state you're in and you can't help it. Do you at least remember feeling betrayed when it happened?"

Maverick is quiet and sits in the boat, glancing from one cat to the next. Imp, Cherub, Neutral. "Flagrant evil or no, they are evil. And they will pay." Maverick says darkly. "I hope the paladin can turn from evil, but I have to agree that it isn't likely. But if he doesn't, I have plans for him..."

Carla sits right up next to Maverick, hoping her presence will calm him or at least calm his violent tendencies.
Matt
player, 491 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 19 Dec 2013
at 06:07
  • msg #237

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt of course, goes for the boat ride.  Even though he agrees that Evil should totally be smashed when it hurls itself screaming at his hammer, he can't help but wonder just how much of a hassle being an evil religious figure is compared to being a good one.  Waving hello and goodbye to the Sun each day and considering it a job well done for Good compared to having to make the time to burn some huts down on the way home from work at the slave pens.

  "If you were heartless Mittens, than you still show more care than a lot who supposedly aren't."  And even then, now she has tiny cats for extra credit there.
Mittens
GM, 1015 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 21 Dec 2013
at 04:10
  • msg #238

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Mostly I felt ashamed I didn't see it coming clearly enough," Mits answers Angel, "My vague, useless warning wasn't enough to prevent it from happening.  I was relieved that at least it wasn't someone I love that turned out to be the vake.  Tikulty was just some person, ya know?"

It only takes a glance from Maverick for Cherub Mits to smile and flutter over to him for a glomb, cheek-kiss combo. "It's good to wish for the redemption of a lost soul, Mavvie."

Imp flutters over to Mav and grins michievously.  "Nothing gentle I would imagine.  What'd you have in mind?"

Mits looks over at Matt and gives a small smile.  "Thanks."
Maverick
player, 312 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sat 21 Dec 2013
at 05:20
  • msg #239

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick shrugs a shoulder in a minor cringe and blush at the cheek-kiss. At first, the cherubic interruption dislodges his thoughts of revenge, but he already had his plan for the paladin thought out. So Maverick answers the imp, "Step 1: Remove his face from his skull. Step 2: Remove front of skull. Step 3: Stretch face across my breastplate. Step 4: Wear the front of his skull as a mask. Seriously... I want evil to be afraid to exist. I want them to scream at the sight of their own shadow, thinking it's us. I want them to run at the sound of a leaf scraping across the ground from a gust of wind. Above all... I want them to feel the pain they bring to the innocent."

Angel glances at Maverick with a ponderous frown as if trying to figure out whether to be proud or worried for Maverick.

Carla gives Maverick a concerned look and a headshake.
Matt
player, 492 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 21 Dec 2013
at 05:36
  • msg #240

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I think, at most, you'd get an increase in speeches about how you should join them and give into your anger and whatever.  At least, from the ones who even bother talking.  I would be lying if I said violence wasn't the answer, too many skulls crushed by my hammer to claim otherwise.  But taking the time to do things Bane would give you a hug and pat on the head for isn't quite the same as smashing evil as swiftly as possible."

  He sighs,  "Besides, isn't there a lot of serious evil out there that gets it's kicks by being worn by people?  Though I haven't head of a 'Face Of Vecna', you get the idea."  Matt wishes he was thinking more on the moral side of this, than the practical side.
Mittens
GM, 1017 posts
Shifter
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Sun 29 Dec 2013
at 02:42
  • msg #241

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"EPIC!" Imp cheers!

"Oh no!" Cherub agrees with Carla, "Matt's right!  That's the sort of thing the gods of evil encourage!  If you want to make evil people fear, don't act like them.  Instead, act the opposite.  Killing and mutilating bodies doesn't scare evil, but living to have to make amends does."

"Death's too good for 'em," the dwarf adds grimly.

"Not like we can expect to have the luxury to skin 'em after we defeat 'em," Mittens says, "Likely the place will start collapsing as soon as he's defeated and we'll be forced to flee without a body."

"Well I liked the idea," Imp hrmfs, "Don't worry, Maverick.  We'll find a way to make evil quake in its boots."
Maverick
player, 313 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 7 Jan 2014
at 06:20
  • msg #242

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick objects with a sense of urgency in his voice and a hint of fear in his eyes, "I am not leaving his body behind! We do that, he'll come back more powerful as some undead version of himself!" he glances at Imp and gives her a hug. "Thanks..." then looks at the others. "I have to insist we make sure his body is no more, one way or another. If it means I have to give up on my ideas of what to do to him, fine. But I'm so tired of enemies and allies alike coming back after they've died. In fact, if I die and you can't resurrect me, just burn me until there's nothing left but ash. I don't want you all to have to fight an undead me."

Angel says, "Calm down, Maverick. We'll make sure the guy can't come back to haunt us, one way or another."

Carla nods and holds up a picture she drew that depicts an orc terrified as he looks at Carla kissing Maverick's cheek. Angel chuckles. Maverick doesn't seem amused, but the picture is calming him slightly. Or maybe it's what Angel said.
Matt
player, 493 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 7 Jan 2014
at 06:29
  • msg #243

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Fortunately, decapitations for the sake of less undead rematches fall a bit more on the practical side of things.  Then you are doing it because it helps us, not because it feels good and looks scary."

  If Maverick ever came back as the undead, it would probably be as an evil punching Revenant or something anyways.

  He miles at the kissyface drawing, and wonders what the disease table entry for cooties is.
Mittens
GM, 1019 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Wed 8 Jan 2014
at 04:43
  • msg #244

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"You're welcome!" Imp answers with a grin, "I say bring on the zombie paladin!  Beheaded, cremated, or otherwise!  We'll just keep knocking him back down till he stops getting back up!"

Mits chuckles at the picture.  Cherub flutters over to give Mav a hug and cheek-kiss.

"It's good to hear you're considering our feelings.  We'll honor your cremation wishes, Mavvie.  Do the same for us if needed."

"Take him alive and he can't become a zombie," the Dwarf points out.
Angel
player, 458 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 8 Jan 2014
at 05:30
  • msg #245

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick smiles. Whether from the imp, the cherub, or both is anyone's guess. When the dwarf mentions keeping the paladin alive, Maverick gets a satisfied look. He doesn't comment, but he sure looks pleased with the idea.

Angel says, "Whatever we do, we need to crush this cult so hard that its existence is erased. Which is what I plan to do with any enemy we come across from now on if possible."

Carla simply nods.
Matt
player, 494 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 8 Jan 2014
at 05:38
  • msg #246

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt doesn't know about hitting the Orcus Cult so hard it gets retconned, but at the very least the more local worshipers being flattened is much more doable.  "Yeah, once all the philosophical questions have come and gone, it still comes down to Hit It With A Hammer for me."
Mittens
GM, 1023 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 11 Jan 2014
at 05:00
  • msg #247

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Geehee," Imp snickers, "That would make for a great battle-cry!  'Hit it with a hammer!'"

"It sure is nice to have such heroic friends," Cherub chimes, happy to see Maverick smiling, "I love you!"

"Way too gushy.  You should say something like, 'You're awesome!' instead."

"Not taking it back.  I love you all!"

Imp face-palms.
Maverick
player, 315 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sat 11 Jan 2014
at 05:34
  • msg #248

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick adds, "Just so long as you know who to hit."

Angel says, "Yeah..."

Maverick looks back at the cherub. "Love you too."

Carla awwws at Maverick.* She holds up a note that says, "I love all of you too!"

Angel picks up Carla to hold her. "I think we all know we love each other. Both the little cats are right; you guys are awesome. And I love you."


*Was imagining TimTim awwing at the mini-minotaur. Well you think Maverick's a baby, but he NAY BE!
Matt
player, 495 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 11 Jan 2014
at 05:42
  • msg #249

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt smiles softly, "Thank you little Mittens, Angel, Carla."  That's three different kinds of Angel.  <green>"Even if we're dealing with crazed cultists, there is nobody else I would rather be with."
Narrator
player, 287 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Sat 11 Jan 2014
at 06:09
  • msg #250

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

After two days with no encounters, the PCs notice a
change in the landscape.
The riverbanks have flattened. Stunted gray trees cling
tenaciously to rocky hills beyond. The sun is setting, and
the dire pike are thrashing against the white-water current.
And then in the distance, you see it—a twisted rise of dark
stone, its lower third carved into perfectly aligned upright
slabs. As the peak disappears into the descending dusk, the
pillars appear to hold up the dark sky itself. The temple lies
before you, a day’s march away.

Darkness falls as Glasur finds moorage in a sheltered
side channel, giving the PCs one final night to
make plans. The dwarf is amenable to waiting for
their return. From the river, the PCs have no trouble
making their way through the surrounding scrub
hills for the distant temple.
For the better part of the day, you hike toward your goal,
finally slipping through a screen of scrub trees and up a
low rise. Winding its way through forest a mile or two
off, you see the Black March end where it meets the base
of the mountain and the settlement spreading beneath it.
Straight-edged roads of cracked flagstone run between huge
buildings of timber and stone.
Many of those structures have collapsed, but the
inhabited core of the temple grounds has the appearance
of any northern village. No slaves or prisoners can be seen
here. Though groups of cultists train with sword and shield,
no guards or apparent overseers can be seen. Only folk in
the now-familiar garb of the cult—children among them—
are visible as they go about frontier life.
At the base of the mountain, an oversized avenue
leads to a wide flight of immense stone steps. These rise to
a portal open in the mountain’s face. Firelight flares from
within a wide hall running into the mountain’s heart.
Allow the PCs to move closer to the
temple grounds, and then continue:
Great sections of the rocky landscape are
given over to gardens and orchards. Mule
teams haul logs and deadfall from the
nearby woods. Sheep and cattle are herded
into rough stone corrals as dusk falls. At
different sites, construction is evident, new
living spaces being reclaimed from the ruins.
Fires begin to spring up. The smells of roast
meat and woodsmoke drift toward you on
the breeze.
The PCs can estimate that some five
hundred cultists dwell in the central
temple grounds, but more camps can be
seen scattered through the surrounding
forest. No fence or other boundary surrounds
the complex, and cultists move
freely within it. The cult has no fear of
incursion or attack, trusting the patrols
on the Black March to take care of any
intruders. As long as the PCs disguise
themselves—most easily with the tunics
worn by the cultists they have slain—they can literally
walk in and make themselves at home.
A majority of the cultists are human and hobgoblin,
but dragonborn, dwarves, and tieflings are
common in the temple complex. Elves, half-elves, and
eladrin can easily pass for human as long as they wear
temple garb. Halflings can disguise themselves as
children.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2HFa...ars%2Bof%2BNight.jpg
This message was last edited by the player at 06:15, Sat 11 Jan 2014.
Mittens
GM, 1025 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 11 Jan 2014
at 06:17
  • msg #251

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"That... is a lot of cultists," Mittens comments.

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall," Imp chimes.

"Don't forget that a lot of these people were forced to join," Cherub reminds.
Angel
player, 459 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 13 Jan 2014
at 19:45
  • msg #252

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick can disguise himself as a human child! Wait...

Angel says, "Still; Imp has a point. When the forced cultists see their masters falling, how many of them do you suppose are going to rush to their masters' aid? Being in disguise is made all the easier by these cultists forcing everyone to look the same."

Maverick gets a glint of glee that his whole team is now going to go stealth with him.

Carla looks about to make sure there are, in fact, toddlers forced into slavery. If so, she'll fit right in also.
Matt
player, 496 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 13 Jan 2014
at 20:17
  • msg #253

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Their baby has a DEATH TOUCH, so Carla has evil cultist credentials no matter what the PR department of the Raven Queen wants you to think.

  Matt isn't quite sure what to think about the fact he looks like the most normal insane death and war cult member in the group.  What with the muscles and armor and 'Don't make me mash your face out the back of their skull' expression to go with the tunic.
Mittens
GM, 1028 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 14 Jan 2014
at 03:10
  • msg #254

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

From all appearances, slave mommies are expected to do their work and carry their babies around.  Children who can walk and understand simple commands are put to work.  Cherub is sad for the slaves but smiles to see Maverick happy.

"Looks like Imp will have to be Mits' baby," she teases.

Imp harumfs and climbs into Mits' backpack.

"I'll come if you call!" Cherub chimes before poofing.

"Well let's go, I guess," Mits says, stepping forward.
Carla
player, 227 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 14 Jan 2014
at 03:20
  • msg #255

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla is careful to keep her hood forward enough so tall people looking down at her won't see her blue within blue eyes.

Maverick does his best to keep his inner Achmed in check. He decides to just follow the grown ups and do as they do. That way, his extremely independent nature won't cause him to break cover by saying "No" to a cultist slaver.

Angel is a touch nervous, so she winds up looking like a normal, scared villager who was forced to join the cult. Her comfort is that she has her friends near.
Matt
player, 497 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 14 Jan 2014
at 03:57
  • msg #256

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt travels with his friends through cultist land (did not sell as well as Candy Land).  "It will be over soon enough, one way or the other."  After all, he doubts the middle of this place will have an opening for an extended rest mid fight chain.
Narrator
player, 288 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Tue 14 Jan 2014
at 06:46
  • msg #257

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The Temple Grounds
Cultists encountering the PCs assume they are new
recruits newly arrived along the Black March. A dC
18 Bluff check from any one of the PCs maintains this
facade.
When the PCs have had time to observe the cult
close up, read:

Beneath the initial appearance of a communal village,
this place has a hard and dangerous edge. A rigid sense
of order and hierarchy permeates the labors of the people
around you. Select cultists wearing a black sash appear to
be wardens of some type, but no other signs of rank can be
seen. The people of this place are uniformly whipcord lean.
Where nine- and ten-year-old children roughhouse with
sticks, they show off a ruthless precision in their relentless
attacks.


Perception checks or Insight checks made against
the cultists reveal a sense of driven energy and focus
that speaks to a high degree of regimentation. It might
resemble a village, but Naarash is very much a mili-
tary enclave.

Small groups are spelled off from their labors at intervals,
training hard with sword and shield or chanting Bane’s
dark rites. At the fires, people take their meals with the
same stoic intensity they apply to the labors of the day—the
same intensity you saw in the killers you met on the long
road that led you here.


Fighter or warlord PCs recognize advanced tactics in
the cultists’ training. Their weapons and armor are
the same quality as the smuggled gear seen in Erstlin.
Characters with the Religion skill recognize the rites
the small groups engage in as ceremonies of personal
strength.
If the PCs investigate the stairs leading into the
mountain, read:

Access to the stairs is open, but the dozen guards lining both
sides of the approach inspire you to keep a safe distance.
The staircase is easily twice a normal size, each step and
riser a full pace wide. The size of the stone buildings in the
complex makes sense now. These are giants’ ruins, and old
by the look of it.


The PCs discover that the talismans worn by the
cultists they fought are absent from the residents of
the temple grounds, even the wardens. Read the
following at an appropriate time:

In the midst of the day’s labors, you witness a group
descending the mountain stairs. A ceremonial procession
takes them to the head of the Black March, down which they
depart to cheers from the assembled cultists. Their livery
marks them as a death squad. Around their necks, they
wear the blood-red stone talismans.


If the PCs ask about lodging for new arrivals, they
are directed to an empty dwelling that offers privacy.
Alternatively, the party can claim any number of
unoccupied ruins.

Sidebar:
THe STRAigHT-UP APPRoACH
It will be obvious to most players that the hall within
the mountain is where the endgame of the adventure
will be played out. If the PCs forgo interaction with
the cultists in favor of a stealth assault on the moun-
tain, add a combat encounter to take the place of the
skill challenge of encounter B6.
The improvised combat encounter takes place in
areas T1 and T2 (page 50). Use six advanced human
berserkers (page 56) as elite guards in the grand hall.
The PCs can approach in the guise of cultists, but the
guards attack if anyone tries to move past their posi-
tion. To protect the inner temple, the guards close the
main doors during the fight, activating the magical
wards.
Players who take this shoot-first-talk-later approach
will gain no knowledge of Jaryn’s fall into the ranks of
the cultists. Fill in bits of this information as appro-
priate from interrogated guards, hidden notes and
journals, or the newer writing in area T5.

Mittens
GM, 1031 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 14 Jan 2014
at 06:49
  • msg #258

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits pokes about the small dwelling the group was directed to.

"What a dump!" Imp comments, climbing out of the backpack.

"Meh.  We've been through much worse," Mits counters.

"That's the spirit!  Stay positive!" Cherub says, poofing out of nowhere.
Angel
player, 460 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 15 Jan 2014
at 08:08
  • msg #259

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "We need to act fast... these otherwise innocent villagers will soon lose hope and just give in to evil, becoming violent and unreasonable."

Maverick says, "Not too fast. They still don't suspect us. We should use our stealth to our advantage."

Carla nods.

Angel says, "Well let's have a look..." she lays out a map of the place, using her hedge wizard's gloves, casting prestidigitation to create a 3D map.
Matt
player, 498 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 15 Jan 2014
at 08:16
  • msg #260

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "If an extra hour was too long for them, I'd figure it was too late before we even got here."  He looks to the map example Angel has set up, and resists the urge to tarrasque stomp through it.
Mittens
GM, 1036 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 23 Jan 2014
at 08:00
  • msg #261

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

If Imp had any idea matt was tempted, she'd totally twist his arm to play giant monster.  If Cherub knew... she'd likely giggle and play giant monster herself.

"Likely that huge cave opening is the main entrance..."

"Kick in the front door!  I like it!"

"Likely heavily guarded and combat will draw unwanted attention..."

"Bring 'em on!"

"So if we want to catch the cult leadership by surprise we'll need to ask among the villagers how one gets invited in."

"Or sneak about and spy on them for the info," Imp adds with a grin and a wink to Maverick.


Skill Challenge
Level 5, Difficulty 3 (600 XP)
Setup: The party must adopt not just the guise but the
culture of the temple cultists, joining them in their
labors and faith to earn their trust. If they are successful,
they gain information regarding the whereabouts
of Jaryn and the inner workings of the cult.
Primary Skills: Athletics, Religion
Athletics (DC 21): A PC takes his place alongside
the cultists for their day’s labor or military training.
Religion (DC 13): A character can draw on
knowledge of Bane’s faith to lead a ceremony.
Bluff (DC 13): As the PCs work alongside the
cultists, they seek favorable position.
Diplomacy (DC 13): A character is able to get
into the cultists’ good graces.
Success: Word of the labors and piety of these
“new recruits” reaches ranking members of the cult.
The PCs are to be taken to the inner temple at sundown
that night to partake of a ceremony called the
Rite of the Eye.
Failure: The PCs’ failed attempts to pass themselves
off as cult members force them to flee to the
inner temple before they are exposed. Use the suggestions
in “The Straight-Up Approach” sidebar (page
42) to create a combat encounter to take the place of
the failed skill challenge.
Carla
player, 228 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 23 Jan 2014
at 15:41
  • msg #262

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla doesn't lead in religious ceremonies because it would be awfully suspicious for a toddler to be that knowledgeable and such. Instead, she lends her knowledge to her allies for them to lead a ceremony.


Irony: The little cherub is better at lies than Angel or Maverick.

Carla's Religion skill is 16. She will auto-succeed on that.

If Mittens' diplomacy/bluff is less than 5, then Carla will roll those too.

Matt's athletics is, surprise, best in the group. So he should roll that one.

Matt
player, 499 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 23 Jan 2014
at 23:38
  • msg #263

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  While it would be more impressive overall to showcase military skill, he'd rather not give any form of combat advice, even by beating it into them to these cultists.  So instead goes all topless construction worker commercial and makes hardened battlescarred cultist look like girly men.

  Oh, you needed a wheelbarrow for those bricks?  That's nice I guess.  You know what they also call those?  Training wheels.

Wow, been so long that Ascension (and Thunderspire) have dropped off my roll20 Recent Games list.

Rolled a 9, for 23 total Athletics.  Blowing away the level 13-15 Hard DC set for Athletics.  At least the Religion, Bluff, and Diplo checks fall in line with party level, heh.

Mittens
GM, 1037 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 28 Jan 2014
at 21:39
  • msg #264

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits helps out whomever does the charming by adding her own "Yeah, that" to the mix.  Not very helpful, but she's trying.


Made the DC 10 to aid-other on bluff or diplo.  Will post MRA post after this next round regardless of skill challenge outcome, but feel free to roll skills anyhow.  Or not.

Jaryn’s Fate
As the PCs gain the cultists’ trust, they pick up information
on the inner workings of the temple and the
surprising fate of Jaryn. Information can be given
out in the order presented, or you can decide what to
reveal based on the specific information the PCs tell
you they are seeking.

1 “I was here when Jaryn was dragged up the Black
March in chains. I was here, too, when he stood
atop the Dark Stairs as the Voice of Naarash.”
2 “Jaryn and Larkazh met between the river and the
Black March. Two dozen of Bane’s best against the
paladin and his tiefling, and in the end, Larkazh was
the only one standing.”
3 “Larkazh’s two brothers were cut down by Jaryn’s
own hand. He brought Jaryn and Dajani back alive
and to the inner temple, a sacrifice to Bane. Come
morning, Jaryn walks out, Dajani one step behind
him, and Larkazh’s head is in Jaryn’s hand.”
4 “Everything changed under Jaryn. Used to be, the
death squads ran the temple, killed each other as
fast as they could. Jaryn got them under control
and made them an army.”
5 “The enclave at Adakmi will be the start of it.
The eathens will be nailed to their own walls and
their citadel made the staging ground for Bane’s
armies as they move south.”
6 “Jaryn might look human, but he’s not. Bane’s
blood flows in those veins. The chosen one,
he is.”
7 “The fall of Nerath was the first sign. The gods of
light have been broken and have left this world
to Bane. The dark god’s hand squeezes shut, and
when it opens, only the chosen will remain.”
8 “Bane’s voice speaks through Jaryn, and his word
welcomes the darkness of a new age. He is the
god arisen, Naarash’s heir. The strong shall inherit
this world, while the weak shall fall before them
and be lost.

Carla
player, 229 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 28 Jan 2014
at 21:48
  • msg #265

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla continues to feed the group the perfect things to say at the right times. Each key comment, compliment, and kind word she offers for the group to say to the right people at the right time seem to get the group all the info they needed as well as get on the good side of the enemy. Seems the angel has experience with how to deal with evil cults the nice way?


Roll of 25 Diplomacy blows away the DC. Off we go then?
Matt
player, 500 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 28 Jan 2014
at 21:57
  • msg #266

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Your eyes look particularly bloodshot today, was not on Matt's list of expected compliments that would pay off.  But then these people are crazy.
Mittens
GM, 1038 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 01:30
  • msg #267

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

When she hears the strong shall inherit the world, Mits pulls up her sleeves and strikes a body builder pose, flexing.  It looks rather unimpressive and cultists laugh at her.  In spite of her failure, though, the group is invited to the temple...

T1. The Dark Stairs
The PCs are called to the foot of the ancient staircase
at dusk, ready to partake in the Rite of the Eye.

The sun has slipped behind the mountains as you are
led along the ruined avenue. Two sash-wearing wardens
silently hand a sunrod to each of you at the foot of the
great staircase. The guards watch you climb; no escort
accompanies you. High above, a pair of massive stone doors
stand open with firelight flickering from within.


The cult’s faith in discipline gives the PCs free access
to the inner temple. However, as they reach the halfway
point of the stairs, a disturbance below catches
their attention.

The silence of the temple grounds is broken by distant
shouting as a figure on horseback races in from the Black
March. Even at a distance, you recognize the form of a
doppelganger as it reins up near the fires at the center of the
compound.


This rider is the surviving a doppelganger assassin from who had spied upon
the “Blades in the Night” encounter from a distance. In the time that it
takes the PCs to observe, the doppelganger hears that
a party matching the one he met is heading into the
temple.
A shout goes up from around the fires. The guards at the
foot of the stairs scramble after you. Clear through the
darkness, you hear the doppelganger screaming: “Heathens!
Kill them all!”


The guards are already coming up the stairs, leaving
the PCs with only one direction to flee.

T2. Grand Hall
A great hall beyond the immense double doors is empty,
its vaulted ceiling rising to a height of 40 feet. Burning
braziers illuminate oversized stairs to the west. Two more
sets of open double doors stand beyond the stairs. From
below, the shouts of the guards grow louder.


The doors can be barred from inside with immense
stone bolts (Strength DC 13 to push each door closed,
Strength DC 17
DC 0 plot check to slide the bolt into place). If the PCs
decide to push into the temple, the guards shut the
doors behind them, trusting the temple’s wards and
Jaryn’s personal guard to destroy the party.

Arrows splinter against the doors as they are slammed shut
and barred. However, even as the stone bolts slide home,
both doors flare with a brilliant white light that fades to a
faint glow. From behind comes a deafening boom as both
sets of double doors on the high landing slam shut of their
own accord.


Though the temple’s wards were overcome, the
cultists did not have the power to disable them. By
closing the front doors, the PCs have reactivated these
ancient defenses.
When the PCs have time to look around, read:

The walls here are carved with regular rows of oversized
runes, an unknown alphabet etched in letters a foot high.


The runes are tantalizing familiar to both the
Common and Davek scripts, but this ancient tongue
is beyond modern knowledge. A DC 22 History check
or a DC 25 Perception check reveals a snippet of
information—that this temple was built by an ancient
giant race and dedicated to a spirit named Naarash.

Features of the Temple
The scale of the temple reflects the giants who
built it.
Ceilings: All ceilings are 15 feet high at the walls,
arching to 30 or 40 feet in the center of each chamber.
The one exception is area T6 (the black cells),
whose slab ceiling is a uniform 20 feet in height.
Floors: The floors are rough flagstones, with wide
patches of rubble in areas T4 and T5.
Doors: When the PCs enter, they activate ancient
wards that seal all the doors with arcane locks. Area
T6 was previously sealed and trapped to prevent its
occupants from escaping. All arcane locked doors are
surrounded by a faint magical glow. Information on
each door is presented at the start of the encounter
area that the door leads into.
Stairs: The giant-sized stairs in the temple
feature steps and risers approximately 2-1/2 feet
high and wide.
Illumination: Except in areas T2 and T7, the
temple has no light. The sunrods that the PCs are
given should last for the duration of the PCs’ time
here unless players take an extended rest.

This message was last edited by the GM at 01:33, Wed 29 Jan 2014.
Angel
player, 461 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 02:13
  • msg #268

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel looks around. "Well... sure is convenient there was a magical seal to keep the cultists out. But the way they talk about this guy being a chosen one of a god, I am a little worried. I wish we knew more about Jaryn. Then again, he might be just a vessel and nothing we could know about his old self would help now."

Maverick says, "He probably bleeds just like anyone else."

Carla looks around at the ancient writings, slightly squinting as if trying to remember something. But she shakes her head and continues on with the others.

Maverick says, "I can scout ahead."
Matt
player, 501 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 02:23
  • msg #269

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt is less surprised that there was of course some unknown witness to that previous battle, and more surprised it took them so long to get here.

  He turns to Maverick and says "While physical violence has seemed to work out against both physical and intangible evil, the way things are going with religious and arcane rituals and wards and whatever just falling out of the woodwork I wouldn't trust even your sneakiness to be given a fair chance.  We're locked in here together as it is, stay together in the creepy overrun stronghold."
Mittens
GM, 1039 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 02:31
  • msg #270

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"So... I'm guessing that's a 'don't scout ahead,' then, Matt?" Mits concludes.

Poof!  Cherub and Imp arrive.

"Wow.  High ceilings," Cherub observes flying high.

"If anyone can open doors quietly for us so we all take the enemy by surprise, Maverick can," Imp points out, pointing at the doors ahead.
Maverick
player, 316 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 02:41
  • msg #271

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick looks around at the place with an annoyed expression. Then looks up at Matt. "Jaryn is expecting us, but it looked like these people don't really know how to use this really old stuff. But if everyone would rather stay together, I'm OK with that."

Angel says, "I can use my crossbow to intercept anything that would try to hurt Maverick. But I have to agree that for this particular place... it's best if we stay together."

Carla holds up a note. It reads: "We don't have enough time for that ritual I can perform that tells us if what we're doing is the right choice. The sooner we stop Jaryn, the better."
Matt
player, 502 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 02:47
  • msg #272

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt nods.  "I'm sure you would all let me know if I were about to head into a situation you didn't think Hammer Time would work on.  I trust Angel's aim and Maverick's skill, but the unfortunate coincidences revealing and/or trapping us are piling up rapidly."

  He sighs, "Besides, of all the places of long lost claim and people we have gone through, how many of them or their traps hindered the enemy more than us?  We could be in a Temple of Pelor infested with demons and the traps would probably only trip for us with our luck."
Mittens
GM, 1040 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 02:54
  • msg #273

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"But look at who's alive and who's dead," Cherub answers cheerfully.

Imp stares in shock.  "Hey!  That's what I was going to say!"

Cherub flutters over to Matt to give him an assuring pat on the shoulder.

"Don't you worry, my friend.  I'll protect you.  When this is all over, we can make Adam laugh with the the things we were worried about."

"Make him...  Well yeah.  I guess after mind control wall decorations, mouths in the floor, and mutant tentacle aberrations, standard cult lairs lose a bit of their scariness."

Mittens quietly moves to the door to the right and listens.  Then listens at the left door.  She looks at the others and shrugs.
Angel
player, 462 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 03:01
  • msg #274

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "While the aberrations sound scary and all, I'm expecting us to survive a lot worse and then meet our end with something lame like being run over by a carriage."

Maverick says, "I refuse to die that way."

Angel chuckles. "Then I guess you won't... your sheer force of will would scare a wagon from trying such a foolish act."

Maverick gives Angel a suspicious look, like he isn't sure if she's making fun of him or complimenting him. His child side wins out, though, and he lets out the smallest little giggle. Then goes to carefully try opening a door.

Carla and Angel stand by, ready to attack whatever might suddenly jump out.
Matt
player, 503 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 03:08
  • msg #275

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Matt follows semi close, not looking over the little man's shoulder or anything but ready to charge into the face of evil if it starts flailing through the door.

Matt initiative: 17.
Narrator
player, 289 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 03:13
  • msg #276

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The door to the right has nothing of note in it.

T3. Hall of Faith
The double doors to this area are arcane locked (DC
26 Thievery to disable, DC 26 Strength to break
through).

This immense chamber was once a chapel. Huge wooden
benches have collapsed before a 10-foot-high stone shrine.
In the northeast corner, scorch marks mar the floor and the
high ceiling. Finely carved reliefs of noble giant kings and
queens cover the walls.
The northeast corner of this room was used as a
campsite during Anak’s initial exploration of the
temple five years before.


Once the group is satisfied that room is not noteworthy and Mav opens the door to the other room, they see the following:

T4. Hall of Warriors
The doors to this room are arcane locked, but rubble
prevents them from fully closing. A DC 13 Strength
check opens them initially, but they become magically
sealed (DC 26 Thievery to disable, DC 26
Strength to break through) if closed again.

This chamber appears to be a former armory. Six giantsized
suits of rusted plate armor stand against the walls,
each clutching a halberd. More armor and weapons are
strewn across the floor. The wall and part of the vaulted
ceiling have collapsed to the southeast.


It takes a DC 26 Perception check to discover the
secret door (see area T5, below).

A grinding of metal on metal rings out as the suit of giantsized
plate closest to you begins to move. Two more of the
suits of armor detach from the walls at the same time, their
rusted halberds raised as they attack!

Mittens
GM, 1041 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 03:29
  • msg #277

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mittens, Imp, and Cherub all rush into the room, Mits having already worked herself into a shifter rage with her magic rage sword.  She then hacks an arm off the armor with her magic rage double axe!  Meanwhile Imp and Cherub harass the other two enemies.

"Weaksauce enemies," Imp complains, "Won't need to waste any of our good abilities on these guys."
Angel
player, 463 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 03:39
  • msg #278

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel lets loose a crossbow bolt that knocks the armor's helm off. Maverick rushes over to the armor, stabs a leg with his rapier and pries the suit to the ground only to stab it again in the mid-section, causing the armor to stop moving.

Angel is slightly surprised. "I guess 'they don't make 'em like they used to' doesn't apply here..."


Angel Fleeting Spirit Strike v Armor 1. Hit(23)!
 dmg: 22 (Good dmg roll, but weak SA roll)

Maverick Clever Strike v Armor 1. Hit(28)!
 dmg: 18


Armor 1 HP: 39 - 22 - 18 = Defeated

Narrator
player, 290 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 03:49
  • msg #279

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The two remaining enemies slooowly swing their halberds at Imp and Cherub who easily dodge the attacks.
Matt
player, 504 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 04:02
  • msg #280

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt has to remind himself that Mittens is a more direct face smasher now, as opposed to a wizard or a bard or a bear.

  This reminder becomes much easier in the long run after Mittens and the rest completely obliterate a giant statue in second.  "I guess not all lairs and temples have the same budget."  That said, he skirts around the rocks, then charges the statue at the south side of the room by the cherub, causing cracks with his hammer.
Move: duh.
Standard: Charge vs Keeper #??? , hits.  13 DMG.

Keeper ??? HP:  72-13= 59/72

Mittens
GM, 1042 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Wed 29 Jan 2014
at 04:26
  • msg #281

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mittens rushes around to flank the second enemy and gashes it in the back!
Carla
player, 230 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 01:39
  • msg #282

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla walks into the room and waves a finger at the golem to the south.


Move: Into the room.
Standard: Offering of Justice v Steel Keeper 3.

dmg: 20 if Steel Keeper 3 attacks anyone. 5thp if he doesn't.

Angel
player, 464 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 01:46
  • msg #283

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel moves into the room and shoots a crossbow bolt into the golem Mittens is at, figuring she can focus-fire. She shoots its "head" off, but the thing is still moving.


Move: Into Room
Minor: Ferret Out Frailty
Standard: Probing Strike v Keeper 2. Hit(20)!
 dmg: 16+6(SA)=22


Keeper 2 HP: 46 - 22 = 24

Maverick
player, 317 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 01:52
  • msg #284

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick moves up to finish off the golem Mittens is in front of, thankful that Carla and Matt are holding off the last one. With a deft swipe of his sword, he hacks the golem to the ground, finishing it off similar to the way he did for the other one.


Move: To flank Keeper 2
Standard: King's Castle v Keeper 2. Hit(20)!
 dmg: 20+6(SA)=27


24 - 27 = -3

Matt
player, 505 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 02:16
  • msg #285

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  After the statue manages to miss with a weapon larger than any of the heroes are, Matt quite literally shatters one of the knees of the still standing statue.  It does not fall, but it's not going to be doing any statue dances for a while if it somehow survives this battle.
Standard: Steel Serpent Strike: hits. 19 DMG.  slows and they can't shift.

Statue HP: 39-19= 20

Maverick
player, 318 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 02:20
  • msg #286

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick moves to the last golem and swipes at it, ALMOST downing it like the other 2, but the screen goes black and Shao Khaun says "FINISH HIM!" and Carla points her finger at it. A yellow laser fires from her fingertip, shooting through it's chestplate. The golem goes down.


Move: To be adjacent to Keeper 3
Standard: Clever Strike v Keeper 3. Hit(27)!
 dmg: 11+6(SA)=17

Carla LASERS! Sun Strike v Keeper 3. Hit(25)!
 dmg: 10


20 - 17 - 10 = -7

Mittens
GM, 1048 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 02:30
  • msg #287

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Awesome!" Imp cheers with a clap, "At this rate we'll be done defeating this cult by dinner time!  And you all were so worried!"

"Being confident is nice and all, but let's not let an easy victory lull us into a false sense of security," Cherub answers.

"Is it just me, or is there no way to proceed?" Mittens asks.

OOC: Even on a take-10 my trained-in-perc wis-mod-having-race ranger can't find the door needed to proceed.

"It takes a DC 26 Perception check to discover the
secret door "

This message was last edited by the GM at 02:31, Mon 03 Feb 2014.
Matt
player, 506 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 02:39
  • msg #288

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt uses his magic hammer's sight beyond sight uses his background as a craftsman to point at the secret rocks.  "Those rocks seem a bit off."

  It may or may not have helped matters that two out of three of the statues were placed by that corner... And when they fell over they died pointing at it.  It's totally because Matt is very perceptive for a fighter.
Maverick
player, 319 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 02:43
  • msg #289

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick goes to "THIS IS SPARTA" kick at the rocks, hoping to lodge them loose.

Angel goes to Matt. "You OK?"

Once she is sure Matt will be fine, Angel will take a closer look with the others and help with opening the door one way or another.
Mittens
GM, 1050 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 02:57
  • msg #290

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

T5. Hall of History
The secret door into this area (Perception DC 26)
pivots out from the southern corner. It is arcane locked
(DC 26 Thievery to disable, DC 26 Strength to break
through). This hall once ran to the now-buried inner
reaches of the temple.
A set of double doors stand to the south of this once-grand
hall, but passage to the northeast is blocked where the
ceiling has collapsed. Runic writing covers the walls.
However, part of the western wall has been plastered over
and filled with Goblin and Common script. A mosaic makes
up the center of the western wall—the clenched fist of Bane
rendered 15 feet long on each side in black stone.

A DC 22 Perception check made to search the mosaic
notes five dark purple amethysts worth 100 gp each.
However, the arcane ward that has sealed the secret
door makes an attack (+8 vs. Reflex, 1d4 radiant
damage) when a PC pries a gem loose. It takes a separate
DC 26 Perception check to discover the secret
door. Opening the door (see area T7) makes it safe to
remove the gems.
A DC 22 History check or a DC 25 Perception
check reveals more information from the runes.
The earliest writing talks about a beneficent faith
dedicated to the weal of the giants and other sentient
peoples. By the time of later inscriptions, the giants’
faith had become warlike and unforgiving of weakness.
The group’s core faithful were identified as
soldiers in an army called the Hand of Naarash.
The writing on the western wall claims the Hand
to be the creation of the shaman Anak. Its apocalyptic
tone speaks of Bane’s faithful seizing the world from
the heathen races.

"Nice kick and all, but... aren't you one to prefer carefully opening doors?" Imp asks.

Cherub examines the writing.  "'Grr.  Arg.  Kill the weak.'  No mention of killing weak minded idiots who fall for this reasoning.  Convenient double-standard."
Matt
player, 507 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 03:02
  • msg #291

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well, that and 'Heathen races' probably meaning anyone but Giants.  Have we seen any giants in those camps so far?  I'd figure even a baby giant would stand out."

  Somewhere, Igatho double chokeslams an Ettin.
Maverick
player, 320 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 03:08
  • msg #292

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick looks over at Imp. "Most times."

Angel looks around. "Well... if we defeat this cult, I'll remind them they aren't allowed to complain because we were stronger and might makes us right."

Carla gently pets the walls, looking ponderous before looking at the others.
Mittens
GM, 1051 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 03:13
  • msg #293

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp grins at Maverick and Angel's replies.

Mits shrugs. "No giants I saw."
Matt
player, 508 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 03:17
  • msg #294

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

 "Well, evil won't smash it's own skull from here.  Unless it will, and we shall be pleasantly surprised."
Angel
player, 465 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 03:22
  • msg #295

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel walks over to the obvious double-doors with a finger over her mouth and listens at the doors.

Maverick is there with her because he can walk wherever he wants and not be noticed.

Carla brings up the rear as usual.
Mittens
GM, 1052 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 03:27
  • msg #296

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Our turn to kick in the door this time!" Imp cheers, pushing Mits to the front.

Mits smiles and kicks in the door.  KABOOM!  It explodes in a bright flash of light, blinding her!

Beyond the double doors, cracked stairs lead down into a
flat-ceilinged chamber. Two broken stone walls jut out of
northern wall Beyond the wall fragments, large fountains
can be seen against the room’s eastern and western walls.
Sheets of tattered black cloth block the view of the much of
the northern and southern walls. The scent of rot hangs in
the chill air.


This place was the living quarters of a group of giant
priests, their meditation cells partitioned behind
black curtains. These priests slew each other when
the temple was abandoned, rising as zombie hulks.
Anak discovered them and sealed this area off.
Matt
player, 509 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 03:35
  • msg #297

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  On the one hand, Matt is not as traditionally suited for slaying the undead hordes of evil as a Paladin would be.  On the other hand, he has not let that stop him any more than it has his friends.

  "These arcane locks are kind of suspect at this rate.  That said, are you allright Mittens?"
Carla
player, 231 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 03:39
  • msg #298

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla goes to pet Mittens' side.

Maverick lowers the arm he shielded his eyes with out of reflex.

Angel grabs a hold of the nearest person or object. "That was bright..."
Mittens
GM, 1053 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 03:55
  • msg #299

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits blink-blinks and tries to shake off the blindness.

"Been worse, but that hurt," she answers, "Give me a few..."

She begins to rest for about five minutes.

"Suspect is an understatement I'd say," Cherub agrees with Matt, "But at least now we know to be on guard when opening them."

"Whoever is in this room is likely responsible for that trap," Imp concludes, "Let's make 'em pay!"

She glances at the recovering Mits.  "Uh...  You know... when we're all ready."

OOC: Spending a healing surge to account for the damage.
Matt
player, 510 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 03:58
  • msg #300

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  As soon as Mittens is coherent enough for battle (it's Mittens, so coherency exceptions must be made), Matt will step into the room first on grounds of him being the one with the big shield and AC stat in case of any surprise punch lurking.
Maverick
player, 321 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 21:32
  • msg #301

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick glares at the room like he'll scare the room itself into submission. He pulls down his goggles, pulls up his hood, draws his sword and keeps it hidden under his cloak. Then lurks into the room, keeping to the shadows.

Angel loads her crossbow and points it at the room, ready and waiting for something to aim at.

Carla is ready to shake a finger at any additional enemies (additional to the "poor guy who's gonna die in one round anyway" enemy that everyone has readied actions for)
Mittens
GM, 1055 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 21:42
  • msg #302

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits and her two mini-Mits follow close behind Matt.

After centuries of isolation, the zombie hulks trapped
here are ravenous but patient. They wait in silence
until a PC moves past the bottom of the stairs before
they burst out to attack, likely with surprise. The
black curtains give the zombie hulks total concealment.
Do not place their miniatures until they appear.


Suddenly the black curtains across the room are torn away
by an immense gore-stained fist. A monstrous bloated
creature staggers toward you with a bloodcurdling howl.
Two others follow suit

"Kill the weak!" one groans.

"Devour the living!" another adds.

"Just end my miserable existence, please," a the third one grumbles.
Matt
player, 511 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 21:51
  • msg #303

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt notes that the first one has not smashed the third one.  "We'll get right on that sir, in order of convenience."

  After all, while they may be literally asking for it, Matt's hammertime has a preference for the one closest to him and his friends at the moment.  Speaking of, MATT'S HAMMER HUNGERS FOR KNEES.
Angel
player, 466 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 21:57
  • msg #304

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"You think we're weak?! I'll show you who's weak!" and unleashes her volley of bolts at the one who said kill the weak. "devour the living" is just standard zombie groanings, so Angel can abide it. Calling her and her team weak after all they've been through? Not so much.

Maverick then materializes behind the zombie, ganks him, and vanishes into the shadows just as quickly.

Carla shakes a finger at the zombie.
Mittens
GM, 1056 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 22:15
  • msg #305

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla's radiant energy sears the zombie, distracting it from connecting a hit against the fighter that smashed its knees!

"It said, 'please?'" Cherub says in surprise, harassing the 'kill the living' zombie.

"That means you have to do as it asks," Imp snickers, flying into a flanking position behind the polite one.

Mits beheads the 'kill the weak' one everyone's been tearing into.

"Yup, we killed the weak alright," Imp concludes.

"Thank you," the polite one says as it attacks Matt but fails to do any harm.  The other remaining one takes a swing at Cherub and hits but fails to get past her damage threshold.  Then the beheaded one rises back to life!

"Grr!  Arg!"

It's now headless body body-checks a wall that topples Mittens, followed by some rubble from the ceiling that crushes her!

"Ow..."
Matt
player, 512 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 22:21
  • msg #306

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt's concern for Mittens is mixed with eyerolling annoyance at zombies that fight even after being decapitated.  Because of course they do.

  Matt clonks both the heads attached zombies at once, with his highly indecisive frequently changed second encounter power (Today, it's Close Burst 1.  Tomorrow, who knows).

  <green>"If you need more direct help Mittens, mumble incoherently."</reen>
Carla
player, 232 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 22:30
  • msg #307

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla steps closer to the fight and whispers, "Bad zombies..." and while it sounded like a cute little baby finger-shaking at her dolls, the result is 2 zombies (the headless zombie and the "kill all living" zombie because, of course, the one who wants to die first will probably wind up dying last) go flying back 10 feet and hurt for some serious damage. (haha blast 5, push 2 and dazed! Plus radiant dmg! Wuv Rebuke Undead)

A bolt flies from the darkness to hit the headless zombie as Maverick attacks from the shadows he hid in earlier, dealing serious lethal damage! He then moves towards where Mittens is, though looks for a hiding place.

Angel fires some more bolts at the headless one. May as well take advantage of range and the fact Mav hurt it badly. "What's the matter, Mr "weak must die"? Cat got your tongue?" OK, bad joke, but Angel couldn't help herself. It was RIGHT there!
Mittens
GM, 1057 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 22:42
  • msg #308

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel's bolts pin the weak kill zombie to the far wall which then collapses on top of it, taking it out of commission for good!

"Good one, Angel!" Cherub giggles.

"Wicked one, Carla!" Imp cheers, impressed with radiant zombie kersplosion.

"I'll feel better after these things are destroyed," Mittens answers Matt, hacking a hand off the polite zombie.

"Don't worry, I feel no pain," it says.

"Destroy the holy one!"

The dazed zombie charges at Carla, but between Cherub, Matt, and Mittens attacks of opportunities, it is defeated before it can reach her.

"Give it a second, it'll rise up again," Mittens reminds.
Matt
player, 513 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 22:51
  • msg #309

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt says "Oh, well in that case."  And starts hitting the zombie while it is down.  Figuring if he keeps hitting it before it revives, it will soon turn into hitting it while it tries to.
Angel
player, 467 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 23:02
  • msg #310

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel fills the suicidal one with more holes and says, "You know? I'm genuinely sorry for your wretched existence. I recommend you switch religions before we finish you off. Maybe you'll have a better life then."

Maverick lurks over to stab suicide-face in the back.

Carla fires lasers from her fingertip at the suicidal one.
This message was last edited by the player at 23:03, Mon 03 Feb 2014.
Mittens
GM, 1058 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 23:09
  • msg #311

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"I'm a soulless animated dead body with the muddled memories of someone once living driven to destroy without reason," the polite zombie explains, "Oblivion is my only release from this wretched existence."

It turns to smash Maverick!  Mits widens the back hole he made using her blades.  Matt's hammering of the one that tries to rise back up crumples it back down to the ground.  Judging from the smell, his new zombie paste creation isn't likely to catch on.
Matt
player, 514 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 23:14
  • msg #312

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt at least, got the practical result he wanted if not the aesthetic result.  He rises up, turns and pitches his Dwarven Throwing Warhammer upside the head of the polite zombie from where he is.  You know, for variety.  And long distance marking.
Maverick
player, 322 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 23:28
  • msg #313

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick winces from being hurt, but thanks to Mittens being near the zombie, he can retaliate with combat advantage and not have to move. So he does, slicing a chunk out of the zombie.

Angel fires volleys into the last remaining zombie and when it goes down, she readies her next volley. "....I really really hope none of us EVER become centuries-tormented undead."

Carla readies more lasers for the inevitable rising of the last zombie.
Matt
player, 515 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 23:31
  • msg #314

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Not to mention bored.  Sitting around in a room for centuries doing nothing except think 'boy, I sure hope some brains show up for me to eat'."

  Matt is pretty sure the rest of his friends got this, and decides not to get in the way of arrows, sharp objects, lasers, and flying midget kittens.
Mittens
GM, 1059 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 23:35
  • msg #315

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Sure enough it rises up only to be destroyed by Carla's radiant attack.

"Even if that were to happen your soul would be sitting pretty in the afterlife,"
Cherub encourages, "So it's not like you'd be suffering.  Just some... shadow of you.  Right, Carla?"

Mits gets to bandaging Maverick before looking into her own wounds, her mommy side kicking in again.

"High fives for the awesome zombie slayers!" Imp offers, fluttering around with her palm raised.
Carla
player, 233 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 23:44
  • msg #316

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla smiles and nods to Cherub, then holds her hand high for Imp to high-five.

Angel and Maverick totally reach for high-fives. Maverick smiling up at Mittens. "Thanks..." he says about her bandaging him.

Angel says, "While that's comforting, I'd still be disgusted someone's desecrating my body that way..."
Matt
player, 516 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 23:51
  • msg #317

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt cleans off his hammer on the super sneaky curtains, then high fives little kitty.

  "Despite our luck with the undead, I'd find it more likely we'd arise as a vengeful revenant mid dark ritual and tear off the necromancer's surprised head."
Mittens
GM, 1060 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 3 Feb 2014
at 23:56
  • msg #318

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

All three Mittens snicker at Matt's imagery.

"Just cremate us as Maverick suggested," Imp says.

A DC 26 Perception check made to search what’s
left of the chamber finds a scrap of parchment near
a fountain—a journal of one of the priests who died
here. A DC 22 History check or a DC 25 Perception
check reveals that the temple collapsed to anarchy in
the end. The writer blamed the Eye of Naarash for the
destruction of his people and hoped that sealing the
temple would keep this evil contained.

"So... we need to destroy the Eye, then?" Mits asks.

"Guesso," Cherub answers.

When the group is ready, Mits heads for the secret door found earlier.
Carla
player, 234 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 00:48
  • msg #319

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel and Maverick gather at the door with everyone.

Carla holds up a paper that reads: "Remember to keep him alive if we can. He might be innocent."

Angel just nods and has her crossbow ready for action.

Maverick presses up against the wall next to the doorway to stay hidden.
Matt
player, 517 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 00:53
  • msg #320

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt nods to Carla, and heads along, as at the front as he can be without interrupting the more sneaky sneak stuff.

Matt Initiative: 8  Durp.
Narrator
player, 292 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 00:55
  • msg #321

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

When Matt kicks in the door, the group can see inside the next room:

High walls flank a flight of oversized stairs leading up. A
high-ceilinged chamber above is lit by everburning torches.
The walls and ceiling to the south have collapsed, rubble
trailing out to a rift that splits the floor. The room continues
past a wall that abuts a rough stone shrine. To the north
stands another wall and a splashing fountain.


Suddenly, a shout rings out. Two human warriors move
around the walls along the stairs, their armor painted with
the black fist of Bane.

Maverick
player, 323 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 01:10
  • msg #322

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick peeks around the corner and hurls a stone at a berzerker, hitting the guy in the gut soundly!


Standard: basic ranged v Berserker 2. Hit(21)!
 dmg: 10+9(SA)=19


Berserker 2 HP: 76 - 19 = 57

Blazing Skeleton
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 01:13
  • msg #323

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

A blazing appears and throws a fireball at Carla, barely missing!
Carla
player, 235 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 01:22
  • msg #324

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla shoots a laserbeam at the skeleton and the beam becomes a chain! The skeleton, being undead, is especially hurt by it. Carla yanks the chain, forcing the skeleton to stumble over to the other berzerker and burn him!


Standard: Sun Strike v Blazing Skeleton
 dmg: 7


Blazing Skeleton HP: 53 - 7 - 5 (vulnerable) = 41

Mittens
GM, 1061 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 01:37
  • msg #325

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"I'll hold these ones off!" Cherub offers, rushing up to the skeleton and the berserker to the north, "Standing next to this skeleton won't hurt me."

Mittens throws her javelin at the berserker, stabbing it's leg.  The javelin then returns to her.  She steps to be next to Matt.  Imp winks at Maverick, flies into the room, then flies vertically to be out of reach of the berserkers should they come down the stairs.

"Tactical Deployment!" a voice is heard shouting from around the corner.

A hobgoblin commander steps forward, spearing at Cherub and missing, but the distraction is enough to allow the berserker to flank with him and the skeleton to slip away!
Angel
player, 468 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 01:42
  • msg #326

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel fires two crossbow bolts at the injured Berserker, causing some nasty wounds in his sides. "Where's Jaryn?"


Standard: Twin Strike v Berserker 2. Hit(22)! Hit(29)!
 dmg: 22


Berserker 2 HP: 46 - 22 = 24

Matt
player, 518 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 02:01
  • msg #327

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt stairmasters his way towards the wounded berserker, and smashes them across the face with his hammer.  "... Wait, are these legitimate berserkers?"

  Later, after he gets the answer to that question with a violent critical, Matt will wipe some blood from his face and say "I've been hit by Goblin's harder than that."
Move and charge: hits.  15 DMG. marks berserker 2.

Berserker 2 HP: 29-15= 9

This message was last edited by the player at 02:03, Tue 04 Feb 2014.
Narrator
player, 293 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 02:05
  • msg #328

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The berserker flanking Cherub misses.  The other one screams and connects with the expected critical!  Then a hobgoblin warcaster appears.

"Into the pit!" it shrieks, firing a harpoon made of force into Matt and yanking him toward the pit!

But Matt manages to stop himself from going in.
Maverick
player, 324 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 02:15
  • msg #329

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick is annoyed. But thanks to Matt, he now has the foothold he needed for going inside the room. "Die." he says as he throws a stone between the berserker's eyes, downing him. But he only knocked the guy out. See, if the undead has some stupid annoying "raised the dead" power, he can't raise a non-corpse. The fact Maverick said "Die" should help fool such an enemy.

He then rushes up to the other berserker and slashes at him with his poisoned short sword! While his swiping seems like flailing, he distracted the guy long enough to hop over Matt and nudge Matt away from the pit with his boot, putting himself between Matt and the pit!


Standard: Basic Ranged v Berzerker 2. Hit(30)!
 dmg: 12 (Without SA)
Move: To be next to Matt.
ACTION POINT!
Standard: King's Castle v Berserker 1. Miss(12)


Berserker 2 HP: 9 - 12 = KO
Blazing Skeleton
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 02:20
  • msg #330

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The blazing skeleton hurls a ball of fire at Maverick, setting him on fire!
Carla
player, 236 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 02:26
  • msg #331

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla walks into the room and wields her architect's staff. She raises the staff with both hands and throws her hands downward! A huge beam of light, bigger than ever, slams through the ceiling, burning the enemies with its power!


Move: Up to Matt
Standard:
Brilliant Beacon v Warcaster, Blazing Skeleton, Berserker 1. Hit(22)! Hit(25)! Miss(10)
 dmg: Ongoing 10 radiant (save ends)
Effect: The burst creates a zone of brilliant light that lasts until the end of your next turn. As part of a move action, you can move the zone up to 6 squares. Enemies in the zone take a -2 to attacks, defenses and save throws. The zone ends if you are in it at the end of your turn.


Warcaster and Blazing skeleton will take 10 radiant on their turns. Save ends.

Mittens
GM, 1062 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 02:46
  • msg #332

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Maverick!  Matt!" Cherub gasps, flittering over to them to bathe them in healing!

"Payback incoming!" Imp boasts, flying over the pit to prepare for flanking with Maverick!

Mittens screams bloody murder as she rushes the skeleton and begins obliterating it with repeated axe swings!

"Wouldn't you like to know!?" The hobgoblin commander answers Angel, whiffing against Mittens even with flanking, "Oh for the love of...!"
Angel
player, 469 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 02:53
  • msg #333

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "It's only a matter of time." she pops a bolt into sizzle-skull as the guy is sizzling from Carla's beam. Just as quickly, a bolt flies into the berserker's shoulder. "How's it feel being on the receiving end of the 'strong destroying the weak'?"


Twin Strike v Blazing Skeleton and Berzerker. Hit(27)! Hit(32)!
 dmg to Skelly: 11
 dmg to Berzerker: 14


Blazing Skeleton HP: 21 - 11 = 10
Berzerker 1 HP: 76 - 14 =
62

Matt
player, 519 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 03:04
  • msg #334

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  In all the flopping around chaos, Matt either missed the memo about knowing the Skeleton was doomed to die from DoT, or just really doesn't care because it lit Maverick on fire for the little man's efforts at moving the blacksmith to safety.

  Matt quickly stands up, points beind the bezerker and says "Hey what's that?"  And then calmly steps past them while the idiot is distracted, punches the skeleton mage's head clear across the room, then turns around to face the Berserker.

  "There was nothing heathen!  Just like you will beLARGH!" Matt Interrupts the berserker with a backhanded hammer swing to the face, following up with an overhand across their skull.  He's working out his aggression, because he knows Murphy is lurking waiting for payback.  How dare Matt shrug off a critical!  So of course have another!
Minor: stand.
Move: pass forward.
Standard: Sweeing blow.  hits both, 10 DMG (12 vs skeleton).
Action Point: Comeback strike vs berserker.  25 DMG.  Heal surge heal for matt.

Skeleton Mage HP:  Spite Kill
Berserker HP: 62-10-25= 27

Matt HP: Healed to 46/52
  S 7. AP 1.

This message was last edited by the player at 03:08, Tue 04 Feb 2014.
Narrator
player, 294 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 03:16
  • msg #335

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The berzerker manages to land a deadly blow against Matt, then flails wildly at the other copies of the fighter floating around in front of his eyes.

"Failure!  You will fall with all the others!"

The warcaster moves into position then KABOOM!  A huge wave of force blasts back Mittens, Matt, the berserker, and Angel!
Maverick
player, 325 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 03:22
  • msg #336

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick ganks the downed berserker. "A kingdom divided against itself can not stand." he says to the warcaster before rushing around the ravine and getting in the guy's face!


Ongoing 5 fire damage
Standard: Acrobatic Strike v Berserker. Hit(26)!
 dmg: 21
 shift up 1.
Move: To trap warcaster


Maverick HP: 42 - 5 = 37
Berserker 1 HP: 16 - 21 =
KO

Mittens
GM, 1063 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 03:27
  • msg #337

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Good grief!" Imp says, "You'd blast their own allies?!  What a huge jerk!"

She flies over to flank with Maverick and claws at his back!

"I'll protect you, Matt!" Cherub says, getting between him and the hobgoblin commander.

Mittens just staggers back to her feet, groaning.

OOC in truth it was mits who hit the baddie with twin strike.  Just flavoring that Imp did something other than fly around.
Carla
player, 237 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 03:34
  • msg #338

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla waves a hand and the beam of energy moves to where the caster went. She shakes a finger at him and he feels the weight of a divine eye watching him. He knows if he attacks, it will hurt. Bad. Carla then hums a note. "Hmmmm..." and Matt can feel his health returning.


Move: Move the brilliant beacon south a little
Standard: Offering of Justice on Warcaster
 dmg: 21 if warcaster attacks this round! 5 thp if he doesn't
ACTION POINT!
Standard: Healer's Mercy


Matt HP: 7 + 13 = 20

Matt
player, 520 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 03:42
  • msg #339

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt sighs, stands up, says "Thank you Carla."  And annoyed stomps to flank the commander while he shakes off the lingering crit owies.
Minor: stand.
Move: safe flank.
standard: second wind.

Matt HP: 20+13 = 33/52

 (also is +2 all defenses)
5 surges left.
hob
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 03:45
  • msg #340

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"But who'll protect you?!" the hobgoblin commander challenges as it side-steps and stabs at Cherub but misses, "Bane dangit!"
Angel
player, 470 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 05:21
  • msg #341

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Catch a clue! Cherubs are angelic beings. I'd say Pelor is protecting us." as she stands up. "That tickled, goblin." She then fires a pair of crossbow bolts into the warcaster's stomach. "How's that feel?"


Move: Stand up
Minor: Quarry on Warcaster
Standard: Twin Strike v Warcaster. Hit(31)! Hit(26)!
 dmg: 17


Warcaster HP: 45 - 17 = 28

Narrator
player, 295 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 05:44
  • msg #342

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The warcaster charges up its staff and swings at Maverick who parries with his dagger just in time.  The hobgoblin curses and zaps at Carla!

"Oh no you don't!" Imp says, kicking him in the face!
Maverick
player, 326 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 05:48
  • msg #343

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick may have whiffed when the Warcaster went for shooting at Carla, but he swings again and hits, knocking the guy out. "Now who's the failure?" he says, spitting on the unconscious hobgoblin. Maverick then darts to the north, vanishing behind a wall.


Acrobatic Strike v Warcaster. Hit(27)!
 dmg: doesn't matter
Move: North and hiding behind wall


Warcaster HP: 2 - minimum = KO

Mittens
GM, 1064 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 05:53
  • msg #344

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Whoosh whoosh whoosh!  Mits spins her double axe around and CLASH! hits the hobgoblin commander!  Meanwhile Imp and Cherub reposition around him.

"Now would be a good time to surrender," Cherub offers.

"These Bane guys never s..."


"I surrender!" the hobgoblin hollers, holding its spear defensively.

"Uh... It's a trick.  It must be."
Carla
player, 238 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 05:58
  • msg #345

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla decides to prove whether the guy is lying or not and moves around him, daring him to hit her. But she doesn't seem to be taunting him or anything. Just moving past him to block one of his ways out.


Double move to help Maverick eventually block commander.
Narrator
player, 296 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 06:02
  • msg #346

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Hear me out," the commander says, "I'm a body guard of Jaryn.  The last one standing.  You're here to defeat him, right?  Well maybe I'm more useful to you alive than dead, right?  I'm actually pretty handy to have around for positioning troops and stuff.  Or whatever else you want."
Matt
player, 521 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 06:07
  • msg #347

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt rolls an 11, which for him means he may as well have psychic powers when it comes to sensing deception (unless it's module shielded).

  "You have to understand our surprise, when after so long dealing with nothing but monsters, undead, or those suicidally determined to fight to the death.  The first person who wants to surrender to us is a bodyguard to a Bane Cult's leader."

Insight 25.
Angel
player, 471 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 06:14
  • msg #348

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel walks up as Maverick walks to the commander from behind. Angel says, "Your sanity is a breath of fresh air from the norm. So tell us... why did a paladin of good become a chosen of Bane? How did it happen?"
Narrator
player, 297 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 06:16
  • msg #349

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Matt can tell without a shadow of a doubt the guy really has surrendered.

"I believe that there's more to strength than just brute force," the commander answers Matt, "There's skill and tactics and knowing when to dodge an incoming attack.  Well if I'm right, then it would be weakness on my part to do something stupid like fight to the death against an invincible team such as yours.  Even if the Bane priests insist otherwise."

To Angel he answers, "I'm not sure.  I saw what the others did.  One day he was a defeated foe, the next he was our boss.  I guess Naraath liked him better."
Matt
player, 522 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 4 Feb 2014
at 08:07
  • msg #350

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt nods,  "I wouldn't be as foolish to claim to be invincible, but if not for those hits the berserk landed on me this would have been as one sided a fight as our last one."  At least they hit Matt... And at least Matt can survive two crits in as many turns,  whooo higher than level 2 hitpoints, but then Akitani had better damage dice even back in that time.

OOC: I'll work out surges to max/near max heals count later.
This message was lightly edited by the player at 08:07, Tue 04 Feb 2014.
Angel
player, 472 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 5 Feb 2014
at 03:24
  • msg #351

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel asks, "Do you at least know where Jaryn is now?"

Carla is just eyeing the commander, fully expecting him to turn on everyone once they do finally see Jaryn.

Maverick has vanished from view and is keeping an eye out for any "surprises" like someone walking in on them.
Mittens
GM, 1069 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Wed 5 Feb 2014
at 03:28
  • msg #352

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Last I saw he was just the other side of that wall over there," the commander answers, tilting his head at the wall near the ravine.

"We can't trust this guy," Cherub says, "Let's just tie him up and move on."

"Works for me," Imp agrees, getting to work disarming the hobgoblin.

Mits looks around for Maverick.
Matt
player, 523 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 5 Feb 2014
at 03:36
  • msg #353

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "We'll be right back.  Probably."  Matt wonders if the hobgoblin will survive in any practical capacity, or end up on the 'captured are executed ten minutes later' category.

  When they are all short rested up and ready to get going, Matt will go first because hey, just because Angel has more HP than him doesn't mean she deserves to facetank.

  OOC:   Matt initiative: 15.6

Matt HP: 33+13= 46. 4 surges.
46+surge= 52/52.  3 surges.  1 AP.


Edit: FLIP TABLE those were level 5 stats.

58/58 HP,  whatever the hell in surges.  more than three, less than 6 I dont even know.  AP 1.


This message was last edited by the player at 03:46, Wed 05 Feb 2014.
Maverick
player, 327 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Wed 5 Feb 2014
at 03:45
  • msg #354

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Having spotted Jaryn, Maverick returns to the others and says, "The hobgoblin is telling the truth. There is someone on the other side of that wall."

Angel says, "Alright then." she looks at the commander. "We'll be back. For now, we can only trust you enough to keep you alive; nothing more. So sit tight."

Angel, Carla, and Maverick are ready to move on with the team.
Mittens
GM, 1070 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Wed 5 Feb 2014
at 03:55
  • msg #355

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

When the group comes into view of the left side of the room:

To the south, bedrolls surround a cold fire pit. A wide
staircase to the west leads up to an altar, an immense red
stone glowing there. On the topmost step, a figure stands—a
male human, hair tied back to reveal a prominent scar on
his cheek. He holds his greatsword beside him, having watched
your fight with a weary intensity.


Jaryn seems to take no notice of the defeat of his
guard, ignoring their bodies as he greets the PCs.

“You have had a long journey, I expect. I knew that my time
here would be limited, but I did not expect the challenge so
soon. Please, sit. Rest and refresh yourself before the end.”

Jaryn offers the PCs a potent wine from a decanter on
the stairs, explaining that it will restore their strength
for the test to come. Drinking it allows a character
to regain a used healing surge. A DC 18 Arcana or
Nature check confirms the wine’s effect and safety.
While the PCs take a short rest (allowing them
to recover their encounter powers), Jaryn speaks to
them. Characters are welcome to roam the chamber
as they see fit.

"So uh... You're Jaryn?" Mittens asks.

"I am.  I was?  Yes."
This message was last edited by the GM at 03:58, Wed 05 Feb 2014.
Matt
player, 524 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 5 Feb 2014
at 03:59
  • msg #356

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Even if it gets cleared by the skill usages of others, Matt will decline the wine from polite evil.

  "I don't suppose there is a significant reason beyond possession or 'if I lost I must have been wrong' for why you have gone for the Bane Rulz mindset?"
Angel
player, 473 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 02:00
  • msg #357

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Yes. Tell us how and why you turned." she accepts the wine, but only after she examines it for some time (take-10 nature makes the DC). She is sure to examine it for everyone. Obviously not one-by-one, or they'd be there forever.

Maverick just glares at Jaryn. He's thinking a lot of things, but none of it surfaces beyond his expression.

Carla sits and watches Jaryn with pity in her eyes. She writes a note and then holds it up for Jaryn. It reads: "Your family is waiting for you to come home."
This message was last edited by the player at 02:05, Thu 06 Feb 2014.
Jaryn
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 02:14
  • msg #358

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Jaryn answers Angel and Matt:
“My faith has not changed. It has simply been refocused.
The fall of Nerath marked the end of this
world, but humanity lingers like the condemned man
who cannot accept the end. Pelor is dead. The good,
the moral, the light—these things are no more.”

To Carla's note he looks a little confused.
“Family?  I have no family.  Their end was just more proof:
Humanity’s lot in this new world is struggle and
death, but not all are suited to such hardship. Those
who are strong will inherit the mantle of humanity.
Those who cannot embrace the darkness will suffer.
My way ends the torment for them. My way is mercy.”

OOC: Altruistic PCs might balk at killing Jaryn outright,
instead attempting to talk him back to sanity. If so,
improvise a skill challenge alongside the fight. Even
as some of the PCs attack Jaryn (or just fend off his
attacks), other characters can attempt Bluff or Diplomacy
checks. Each successful high-DC check (DC 21)
chips away at the paladin’s fury and the hold Naarash
has on him.
With two defeats, the PCs only manage to enrage
Jaryn even more, granting him a +1 on all attacks
until the end of the encounter. However, with four
successes, Jaryn stops fighting.

Mittens
GM, 1074 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 02:57
  • msg #359

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Pelor is so not dead," Cherub says, thumbing at the obvious angel of Pelor.  Well....  Slightly less obvious because of attempts at disguising as Bane Cult Baby.

"Those who embraced the darkness suffer more!" Imp asserts, "Then we finished them off so they could suffer for all eternity at the hands of their ungrateful god."

“The faith of Bane allows no
weakness. Those who fell by your hand proved their
weakness.  I am no exception to the rule.
Only the strongest can lead the Hand. I
was made Voice of Naarash by the blood of Larkazh,
even as he slew the master before him. You are here
by Bane’s will to challenge me. Should you succeed,
you are destined to build on what I have built until
you are challenged in turn.”

"We are here by our own will to put an end to your reign of terror!"
This message was last edited by the GM at 02:58, Thu 06 Feb 2014.
Matt
player, 525 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 03:03
  • msg #360

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "This might be from my smithing upbringing, but that's dumb.  I can't fault being prepared to kick the ass of those who want to harm you, but going out of your way to make sure no life is valued, not even their own isn't going to get Humanity or any race somewhere but dead faster."

  Those guys are farmers, KILL THEM!
  I lost a fight, KILL MYSELF!
  Yup, progress.
Carla
player, 239 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 03:11
  • msg #361

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "We're going to defeat you. But we are SO not killing you."

Maverick is just plain too angry for Angel's offer to keep Jaryn alive to make him smile. Instead, he simply unsheaths his sword.

Carla throws off the cult robes and spreads her wings, glowing. She holds up a note that says "Pelor lives and has sent you an angel. Repent."
Jaryn
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 03:20
  • msg #362

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Jaryn looks visibly shaken at the message from Carla, but his face turns blank again.

The paladin stands, pacing away from you as he hefts his
sword. “I have told you what I can, and you now know what
you must know to stand in my place—if indeed that is your
fate. I commend your bravery, friends. Now let us end this.”

He points challengingly at Imp then slashes at her with his greatsword!

"OW!" she screams, "You'll pay for that!"

She takes her hand away from the feigned wound.  "Just kidding!  You missed!"
This message was last edited by the GM at 03:39, Thu 06 Feb 2014.
Carla
player, 240 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 03:29
  • msg #363

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla makes sure he will pay INSTANTLY if he does it again. She headshakes, waving a finger at him as he now feels the judgement on him that he once laid on evildoers. Her eyes continue to show pity for him. She holds up a paper that reads, "Giving up hope is the real weakness. You are weak."

And with that, she summons Sparky again. Who seems to be back and at full health. "Back and ready for action!" he says with a confident smile.


Standard: Offering of Justice
 dmg: 12
ACTION POINT
Standard: Diplomacy
 rolled a 2. Failure!
Minor: Angelic Protector

Matt
player, 526 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 03:39
  • msg #364

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt manages not to roll his eyes, because that would mean not paying as much attention to his enemy.  He readies himself for maximum hammer time, and clonks Jaryn upside the head.  Of course, then the ex Paladin hits back even harder with his greatsword, not really caring it means a little bit of a sunburn.
Minor: Stance rain of steel.  Enemies who start next to me take 1d10+2 DMG.
Standard: Shield feint, hits/  15 DMG.  I get +3 extra to-hit to my next attack vs Jaryn.
Marks, Jaryn.

Jaryn HP: 137/164

Matt HP: 58-20= 38
  S 5 V 14, AP 1.

Mittens
GM, 1075 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 03:48
  • msg #365

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp begins to maneuver around to allow for flanking with Maverick.  Cherub flutters over to wave at Sparky.

"Hi there, Sparky!  I'm Mittens' conscious!"

"And I'm her awesome!"

Mits steps forward and hammers Jaryn with the blunt end of her double-axe!
Angel
player, 474 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 04:03
  • msg #366

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says nothing, but her scowl becomes cold and calculated as she takes careful aim and becomes a machine programmed to win. And her terms of winning means downing this guy without killing him and downing him FAST. A bolt hits his sword arm in such a way it will literally injure him whenever he tries to swing at Mittens.

Before he even realizes how potent that attack was besides the PAIN, another bolt grazes his brow, causing blood to seep down into his eyes. "Remember everyone" she says coldly. "Keep him alive."


When we rolled initiative: Begin the Hunt
Effect: You gain a +2 bonus to the initiative check, and using your Hunter's Quarry, you designate one creature you can see as your quarry. You gain a +2 power bonus to attack rolls against that creature until it is no longer your quarry. (making my attacks +17)

Minor: Ferret Out Frailty (gives me CA on him until the start of my next turn, making my attacks +19)
Standard: Guardian Arrow. Hits(24)!
 dmg: 17+3(quarry)=20
 Effect: Choose an ally adjacent to the target. Until the end of the encounter, if the target attacks that ally, you can make a ranged basic attack with a weapon against the target as an immediate interrupt. You cannot make this attack if the target is marked by that ally. (chose Mittens)
ACTION POINT! (haha human feat! +3 to attack for a total of +22!)
Standard: Blinding Barrage. Hit(34)!
 dmg: 20+6(CA)=26 and blinded


Jaryn HP: 124 - 46 = 78 and blinded until end of Angel's next turn

Maverick
player, 329 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 04:12
  • msg #367

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick moves into position before charging Jaryn and slicing him in the guy's leg  with his poisoned sword. But Maverick is now experienced enough to know how to slice to cause massive amounts of pain without necessarily making someone bleed out. It feels like about 32 papercuts all at once.


Move: into position to charge
Standard: Handspring Assault as charge with CA! Hit(22)!
 dmg: 32(with SA)


Jaryn HP: 78 - 32 = 46

Jaryn
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 04:16
  • msg #368

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Jaryn swings blindly (literally) at Matt, failing to connect.  He then takes a deep breath and looks a bit more sturdy than before.

"Death is the only outcome for enemies!"


Second Wind (standard; encounter) Healing
Jaryn spends a healing surge and regains 41 hit points. He
gains a +2 bonus to all defenses until the start of his next
turn.

Carla
player, 241 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 04:24
  • msg #369

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla knows Jaryn can't see her at this point. So she starts walking up to him.

Sparky swings his chain and hits the guy in the back like a whip.


Move: Closer to Jaryn
Standard: Sparky swing chain. Close enough rule (23)
 dmg: 24


Jaryn HP: 75 - 24 = 51

Matt
player, 527 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 04:31
  • msg #370

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt bops Jaryn on top of the head like it's Whack-A-Mole, and then makes the most obvious duck in the world to avoid what would have otherwise been a very painful retaliation from the still blinded physically as well as metaphorically Jaryn.

  "So, have we hit you in the face enough yet to be considered more correct than you?"
Standard: More shield feint. hits.  13 DMG.  marks and +3 hit bonus.

Jaryn HP: 51-13= 38

Angel
player, 475 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 04:35
  • msg #371

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel shoots some more bolts into Jaryn. She calmly responds to Jaryn's anger with a cold tone, "Correction: The enemy's fate is decided by the victor."


Standard: Fleeting Spirit Strike v Jaryn. Hit(36)!
 dmg: 20+7(SA)=27


Jaryn HP: 38 - 27 = 11

Mittens
GM, 1076 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 04:39
  • msg #372

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Clash!  Clash!  Mits' weapon connects with Jaryn's armor which protects him well.
Maverick
player, 330 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 04:40
  • msg #373

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Even as Jaryn hears those last words from Angel, Maverick slashes him in a spot that makes him lose consciousness, then immediately closes the wound when Jaryn collapses.


Fleeting Spirit Strike v Jaryn. Hit(29)!
 dmg: 22


Jaryn HP: 11 - 22 = KO!

Naarash
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 04:44
  • msg #374

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The everburning torches suddenly flicker and dim. At the
top of the western stairs, the Eye of Naarash flares brighter,
a sickly blood-red. Then a fountain of flame erupts from the
stone, scouring the upper landing and the ceiling above as a
misshapen figure appears. The apelike creature stands 10
feet tall, ropes of twisted muscle rippling beneath its mangy
red fur. Its foul voice echoes from the stones as it hisses: “You
have slain my champion and have shown your worth. Who
among you accepts the mantle of Voice of Naarash?”


http://cdn.obsidianportal.com/...s/54633/barlgura.png
Carla
player, 242 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 04:51
  • msg #375

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla goes to Matt's side to touch him for some healing. His wounds begin closing. She looks at the demon and headshakes, mouthing the word no.


Standard: Heal check
 roll: 26


Matt HP: 38 + 14 = 52

Matt
player, 528 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 05:01
  • msg #376

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt has a very eloquent and well thought counter argument to the Demon Naarash.

  "Go Censored Yourself with a lit stick of dynamite."  Matt's hammer thirsts for knees!  And it would have been a quite impressive crunching of kneecaps if this guy didn't start with 360 hitpoints.

EDIT: Once the Demon misses Matt (Twice), Matt retaliates (twice).
 
Move: duh.
Standard: Steel Serpent Strike.  CRIT.  32 total DMG.  Target slowed and can't shift.
Marks boss.

Boss grants party CA.

for later stance and reaction stuff.  9 and 16 DMG.

Boss HP: 360-32-9-16= 303/360

Matt HP: 52/58
S 4 V 14. AP 1.

This message was last edited by the player at 05:06, Thu 06 Feb 2014.
Naarash
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 05:05
  • msg #377

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The demon’s tusked mouth opens in a howl as it leaps down
the stairs toward you.


It swings at Matt with it's enormous fists.  One is dodged, the other deflected off a shield!

Tormenting Howl (minor; encounter)
All enemies within 5 squares of Naarash take a –2 penalty to
attack rolls until the end of its next turn.

Mittens
GM, 1077 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 05:15
  • msg #378

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp just busts out laughing at Matt's answer and moves to flank.

Cherub headshakes and flutters up to his head to say, "Even demons can be redeemed.  Give up your silly quest of oppressing the weak and take up the mantle of hero and direct your destructive power at evil instead."

Mittens looks for a weak point and throws her javelin!  It grazes the demon, but opens a nice spot to aim for in future attacks.  She steps into flanking with her Impish alter ego.
Angel
player, 476 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 05:19
  • msg #379

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel finds the howl annoying, steps back and fires a volley of bolts at Naarash. All them hit, but it seems this guy is going to be a bit tougher to take down. Still, even Naarash can feel that amount of pain.


Minor: Quarry Naarash
Move: Back 1 to not be in -2 attacks aura
Probing Strike v Naarash. Hit(26)!
ACTION POINT!
Twin Strike v Naarash. Hit(33)! Hit(34)!
 dmg TOTAL from both attacks+SA+quarry: 39


Naarash HP: 293 - 39 = 254

Maverick
player, 331 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 05:31
  • msg #380

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick steps back and fires at Naarash with his wand, then switches out for a crossbow. The wand's attack misses, but the crossbow doesn't and hits Naarash hard. The ape has already lost a third of his health and these heroes don't look any worse for wear yet.


Standard: Eyebite v Naarash. Miss(11)
ACTION POINT!
Standard: Go for the Eyes. Hit(27)!
 dmg: 25(withSA)
Aftereffect: Until the end of the encounter, whenever Maverick damages the target, it takes a -2 penalty to attack rolls and can't shift until the end of Maverick's next turn.


Naarash HP: 244 - 25 = 219

Carla
player, 243 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 05:37
  • msg #381

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla grabs Jaryn and drags him down the steps while Sparky helps Matt block Naarash.


Move to Jaryn, drag down stairs
Mittens
GM, 1078 posts
Shifter
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Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 06:10
  • msg #382

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits winds up then unleashes a flurry of spinning attacks with her double-axe, slicing open a wound in the demon's side that guts it to the spine!

The beast howls in pained rage and swings at her, but she ducks under the attack.

"Take that!" Imp challenges!

"That was... messy," Cherub says, watching the gore on the floor turn to smoke...

"Or not."
This message was last edited by the GM at 06:10, Thu 06 Feb 2014.
Angel
player, 477 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 06:13
  • msg #383

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

As Matt proceeds to punish the demon for swinging at Mittens, Angel fires another bolt at Naarash; this one designed to expose a weak point.


Preparatory Shot v Naarash. Hit(30)!
 dmg: 6+11(SA)=17


Naarash HP: 98 - 17 = 81

Maverick
player, 332 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 06:20
  • msg #384

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick shoots a bolt at Naarash as well, then moves in closer.


basic ranged v Naarash. Hit(33)!
 dmg: 15


Naarash HP: 81 - 15 = 66

Carla
player, 244 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 06:27
  • msg #385

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla says, "Fear." and the demon feels a chill down its spine as that of an angel's commanding presence! However, just as he wipes the blood from his eyes and comes back to the land of sight, he sees angelic blades materializing and barely dodges them!


Minor: Maledictor's Doom
 Effect: Each target take -1 to attack rolls and save throws until the end of your next turn. If the target is hit by a fear attack before the end of your next turn, you push the target 1 square as a free action.
 Aversion Staff: +2 all your defenses vs target until effect ends.
Standard: Scourge of Heaven v Naarash. Miss(18)
Memory of a thousand lifetimes: 1. Still misses.

Matt
player, 529 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 06:34
  • msg #386

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt may be down to some boring defaults compared to his friends at this stage of the battle, but Shield Feint spam is at least very effective in the long run.  The very angry right now blacksmith bonks the Demon in the face twice.
Standard: Shield Feint.  Hits.  10 DMG.  +3 to-hit bonus, marks Boss.

Boss HP: 66-10-6= 50

Matt HP: 52/58
  S 4 V 14. AP 1.

Mittens
GM, 1079 posts
Shifter
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Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 06:39
  • msg #387

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Impossible!" the demon howls, "I kill you!"

A flurry of attacks later, and one punch hits!  Matt doesn't look dead.

"AAAARGGH!"

"And that's all she wrote," Imp says, "This guy's as good as dead.  Remember: hit to incapacitate, not kill!"

Mits slashes at the demon's spine, trying to paralyze it.

"It won't matter,"
Cherub sighs, "He'll just disappear in a puff of smoke like his guts did."
Angel
player, 478 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 06:47
  • msg #388

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel pulls down her goggles and aims at Naarash. But what should have hit, just barely whizzes past his head as he does a Neo-style dodge.


Basic Ranged v Naarash. Miss by 1!(22)
Maverick
player, 333 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 06:50
  • msg #389

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick moves up to Naarash and stabs at him, but the demon sucks his belly in in order to dodge the stab!


Move: To flank with Imp
Standard: Piercing Strike v Naarash. Miss(15)

Carla
player, 245 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 06:53
  • msg #390

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla shoots a laserbeam from her fingertip and into one of Naarash's wounds.


Standard: Sun Strike v Naarash. Hit(28)!
 dmg: 11


Naarash HP: 35 - 11 = 24

Matt
player, 530 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 07:03
  • msg #391

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt tries to finish this now, and fails.  He manages a pair of strikes against the Demon, but misses the intended finisher leaving it barely standing.

  His Crit Sense is also going off. "Oh dear."
Standard: feint, hits. 9 DMG  AP, miss.
stance damage. 6 DMG

Boss HP: 9.

Mittens
GM, 1080 posts
Shifter
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Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 07:13
  • msg #392

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"RRRAAAWRR!!" the demon howls as it brutally smashes Matt !

The fighter still stands.

Smash!  Nope.  Still standing.

"Aw hells!"

Mits reaches out and some spirit energy shoots over to Matt, healing him up a bit.  Cherub flutters over to Jaryn and gives him a touch of healing.

"I want you to see this, Jaryn."

The paladin opens his eyes wide, staring at his demon master.

"FINISH HIM!" Imp commands.

Mits then hacks off both the demon's arms and legs, leaving it a helpless stump!

"To hells with you of all!" it screams, glowing yellow.

The stone on the altar flares
again, blood-red light blinding you. With a shriek like
rending steel, the Eye of Naarash shatters, its fragments
cascading down the stairs to dissolve into blood-red mist.
When it clears, a smoking stain on the floor is all that
marks the place where the demon fell.

Jaryn passes out, dying from the burn.
Matt
player, 531 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 07:20
  • msg #393

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt pats out some of the burning demon bits on his armor.  "Thanks Mittens, that probably would have taken me down otherwise."

  Hello, I'm Matt. I survived three crits in two encounters thanks to awesome people (and self heals).

  While people more adept at healing deal with the fallen (literally) Paladin, Matt locates some of that wine that didn't have bits of Narassh land in it, and enjoys victory booze.
Carla
player, 246 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 07:24
  • msg #394

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla sends out a burst of healing, causing Matt to heal and causing Jaryn to also heal. While he's in a daze, Carla begins tying him up. Angel and Maverick gang up on him so he doesn't struggle.

Angel says, "Satisfied yet, Jaryn? Pelor sent you an angel and her friends to show how good can prevail."

Maverick is just glaring at Jaryn.


Yay Healer's Mercy!
Mittens
GM, 1081 posts
Shifter
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Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 07:37
  • msg #395

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Pelor forgive me," Jaryn whispers before bursting into tears.

"Tsh!" Imp scoffs, "You've no right to forgiveness after all the suffering you've caused!"

"There would never be any redemption if people had to deserve it first," Cherub points out, "What's important is that in spite of having been forced into the service of a demon against his will, Jaryn is still repentant and will spend the rest of his life fighting for what's right.  There is no better ending to this quest than that."
Matt
player, 532 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 07:40
  • msg #396

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "That and, you know, we were sent here to find him and bring him home by the King.  There is that."  Oh right, homebrew plot hooks.

  He looks over to the stain that was Narassh, and comments "I'm going to just head off any philosophical 'isn't beating them to death by explosion just as bad as Bane huuuur' with maybe, but that guy was a huge asshole so no one cares."

  That said, he heads over to the tied up Hobgoblin and offers them a sip of victory booze.  Hey, they actually freakin surrendered.  That counts for something right?
Angel
player, 479 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 6 Feb 2014
at 07:51
  • msg #397

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel shrugs and says, "If people were no better than Bane when they killed badguys, then there wouldn't be any heroes. The guy was a demon asking us to be his slaves and thus, to kill innocent people in his name."

Angel then looks over at Cherub Mitts and says, "That's a very important point..." and looks to Jaryn. "WAS this all against your will?"

Maverick keeps an eye on the hobgoblin.

Carla goes to pet Jaryn, listening for his answer.
This message was last edited by the player at 08:00, Thu 06 Feb 2014.
Mittens
GM, 1082 posts
Shifter
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Fri 7 Feb 2014
at 00:51
  • msg #398

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"I am merciful, just as the Sun of Mercy shines on me," Jaryn recites between his tears, "Pelor protect me from evil, that I may bear the light in your name!  Let the light cleanse this place of evil.  With dawn comes hope, and with hope, victory.  Stand fast, friends, Pelor has not forsaken us!  Pelor, may your light bless this land, may your grace shine down on it, and make it plentiful.  May the people who tend it suffer no ill fortune, bear healthy children, and reap bountiful harvests under your protection.  Pelor, I beg you, come to our aid! Our faith is true and our need great, guide us to safety with your light.”

"Yeah I'd say he's lost it," Imp concludes.

"But he's not reciting prayers of Bane," Cherub points out.

Mits reaches to huggle Maverick.  The hobgoblin accepts the drink, completely weirded out by Jaryn's babbling.

"I wonder if I can take this necklace off without dying now."
This message was last edited by the GM at 00:56, Fri 07 Feb 2014.
Matt
player, 533 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 7 Feb 2014
at 01:00
  • msg #399

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  If there was probably something up there with REVENGE or SPITE in motivational forces, crushing guilt hopefully (what a weird thing to hope for) was one.  "Reminding himself of his old job is a good start, at least,"

  To the Commander he says,  "I'd... Wait until we get a closer look at the thing before trying.  Dangerous objects seem to have a way of outlasting their owners."  Though Matt does check to see if the thing is still dramatically glowing or not.  Don't need a Religion/Arcana check for that after all.
Maverick
player, 334 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 7 Feb 2014
at 01:06
  • msg #400

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel looks halfway weirded out and halfway disgusted at Jaryn, but Cherub and Matt make points that allow Angel to at least not be disgusted. For now. So she turns her attention to the hobgoblin. "So what's with the necklaces anyway? Why would anyone wear a token that kills themselves unless they were assassins?"

Maverick hugs Mittens back. Since Angel is turning her attention to the hobgoblin, Maverick then turns his angry gaze on Jaryn.

Carla just remains petting Jaryn.
Mittens
GM, 1083 posts
Shifter
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Fri 7 Feb 2014
at 01:19
  • msg #401

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The talisman has lost its glow.

"We were told that 'The Rite of the Eye binds the faithful to Bane,'" the commander answers, "They said that 'Those who take the rite bear the talisman that commits their own life force to Naarash and the greater glory of the Hand.'  In truth...  Well?  I guess when you interpret to mean, 'You get to have a demon running around in your head telling you what to do and you die if you disobey or remove the talisman,' then I guess what they said was pretty accurate.  Thanks for killing that blasted thing, by the way."

"You're welcome!" Imp chimes, "Wait...  How do we know you're not just acting like you didn't like being an evil cultist?!"

The hobgoblin shrugs.

"Trust is the only way to be sure of anything, really," Cherub says.
Matt
player, 534 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 7 Feb 2014
at 01:23
  • msg #402

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt says "That was... pretty much the case with the first cultists we had to deal with."  And it was so much more bonkers hard to keep those people from dying than here.

  "At least you didn't grow tentacles out of your eye sockets and decorate your floors with gaping tooth filled maws."
Maverick
player, 335 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 7 Feb 2014
at 01:32
  • msg #403

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick says, "Well I'm not trusting anyone from this cult."

Angel says, "There's more to a cult this huge than its demon master. We're still going to have to bring some kind of evidence we defeated Naarash. Though I guess the kill switch being off is a start."

Maverick looks at where Naarash was. Then to the others. "It's plenty. We'll tell them we beat Naarash. Then when they don't believe us and call on him to kill us and he doesn't answer, they'll know we're right."

Angel says, "There's always denial. It may be impossible for some of the members to accept. And how are we going to free all those people without the slavers holding them all hostage?"
Mittens
GM, 1084 posts
Shifter
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Sat 8 Feb 2014
at 04:03
  • msg #404

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"What?" the hobgoblin commander replies, confused by Matt's anecdote.

"Me neither!" Imp agrees with Maverick.

"Maybe we could have Matt pose as their new leader and he could order the cultists to march somewhere else?" Cherub suggests.

"They probably know Naarash is dead," the commander points out, "Little chance of them believing you have his blessing."
Matt
player, 535 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 8 Feb 2014
at 04:08
  • msg #405

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "We've seen some crazy censored, basically.  This Bane cult was cute and adorable by comparison if no less dangerous."

  He looks over to the mini Mittens,  and says "Hmm, my own cult of militaristic killers.  I think I'll pass on being a religious figure though."
Angel
player, 480 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sun 9 Feb 2014
at 00:03
  • msg #406

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "So... do we just go on back down and boss people around? I mean what person in their right mind... well, I guess these people AREN'T in their right mind... but still. Won't they be terrified of us? Given we beat up their object of worship?"

Maverick says, "They might be suicidal and try to die by attacking us..."

Carla holds up a note: "I could do that ritual now that we have time."
Mittens
GM, 1085 posts
Shifter
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Tue 11 Feb 2014
at 03:44
  • msg #407

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub gives Matt a weirded out look.

"Bossing around cultists sounds fun," Imp says, "I'll do it if no one else will."

Cherub nods.  "Sounds like a good idea, Carla."

Mits carefully listens at the door south of altar.

"I don't hear anything."

"There's a tunnel behind that door that leads to the other side of the mountain," the hobgoblin informs.
Matt
player, 536 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 11 Feb 2014
at 04:01
  • msg #408

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Of course, can't be a secret bane captured lair without a secret way to escape."  He looks to Carla and nods, "That is probably for the best, while we actually have some time to do it."
Carla
player, 247 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 11 Feb 2014
at 05:19
  • msg #409

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla gets to work on her ritual that will tell her what the right path is.

Angel says, "I'll be happy to take charge of the cultists. The problem I foresee is getting them to obey. But either way, we can't just leave. Lots of innocent people were forced here against their will and they will likely be slaughtered by the true believers once they decide the slaves' usefulness is over. Or once the slaves try to run. We have those people to free and we need to do it somehow."

Maverick says, "Then we face the cult. If the believers attack us, we kill them."
Mittens
GM, 1100 posts
Shifter
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Thu 13 Feb 2014
at 04:36
  • msg #410

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Might help if Angel shows them the severed head of their former leader," Imp says, thumbing at Jaryn.

"What an awful suggestion!" Cherub objects.

"What.  From what we've heard that's how they prove a change in leadership."


"So you want to be like them?"

"Well no..."

"Then don't."
Matt
player, 537 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 13 Feb 2014
at 05:02
  • msg #411

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "We can shot them his head, attached to his shoulders, able to hold a conversation... Or at least, quote scripture for ten minutes straight."
Angel
player, 481 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 13 Feb 2014
at 05:12
  • msg #412

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Let's just take Jaryn and go. We'll tell them we beat up the demon who had a hold on him and now the light of Pelor is shining in this land."

Carla looks over at Imp and shakes a finger while shaking her head. She hands a note to Imp, that if the Imp reads it, says: "You should know how important it is to prove to yourself and know forgiveness is real."
Mittens
GM, 1106 posts
Shifter
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Thu 20 Feb 2014
at 03:00
  • msg #413

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits nods.  "Keeping Jaryn alive at least seems practical if for no other reason than resurrecting someone is a far greater hassle than killing them."

Imp folds her arms.  "I admit nothing!"

Cherub snickers.  "You just admitted you having something to admit to."

"Wh... what?  No I didn't!  I wasn't planning any pranks on Jaryn or anything!"
Matt
player, 538 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 20 Feb 2014
at 03:11
  • msg #414

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Do not prank the catatonic Paladin.  He is not coherent enough to even notice the pranks so it is a waste of time."

  Uh, technically that's good advice we guess?
Angel
player, 483 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 20 Feb 2014
at 04:09
  • msg #415

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel starts leading the way with the others. "Matt has a point."

Maverick says, "Jaryn. Can you hear me?"

Carla walks with the others silently, keeping an eye out to make sure everyone is present.
Mittens
GM, 1108 posts
Shifter
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Sat 22 Feb 2014
at 03:17
  • msg #416

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp pouts, flutters over to the hobgoblin, and unties his feet, leaving his hands tied.

"On your feet, prisoner!  Move out!"

Cherub double-checks that the rest are dead.  Mits hefts Jaryn to his feet who blinks and looks around in a daze.

"A child's voice?"

He gasps when he sees Carla.

"Sweet light of dawn!"

He strains against the rope binding his wrists, goes pale, then puts on a grim face and falls silent.  The group finds the front door as they left: it sealed by magic.
Matt
player, 539 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 22 Feb 2014
at 04:09
  • msg #417

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt lets the others deal with Jaryn's sudden ability to talk normally.  Instead looking at the door with a look that would make Maverick proud.

  "So, remind me.  Was this door sealed with the power of Gods, Demons, or plain old ritual magic?"

  That said, he steps up to the double doors taller than he is, and kicks it open with an irritated roar that drowns out the snap and crackle of magic and door bolt shattering under the blow, doors flung wide.

  "Nevermind, it doesn't matter."

  Somewhere in the land, children are given fruit drinks.

  OOC: Chris mentioned the checks on the MAGIC door as written, are Thievery 26, and STR check 26.  Normally that STR check would be impossible without a roll of 19 (17 with crowbar). But even with that Old Chart DC, Maverick could have easily opened the door on an 11 with tools.

  This Kord Kombo way is more satisfying, however.  Matt has a +19 to SMASH

This message was last edited by the player at 04:11, Sat 22 Feb 2014.
Maverick
player, 336 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Mon 24 Feb 2014
at 19:35
  • msg #418

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick looks up at Jaryn. Then gets distracted by Matt McKoolAidMan. A smirk crosses his face. Then looks back up at Jaryn. "Seems you can hear me. Did you just snap out of your daze?"

Carla is staring at Jaryn.

Angel is keeping an eye on the group's surroundings to make sure there isn't a sudden ambush.
This message was last edited by the player at 21:45, Mon 24 Feb 2014.
Mittens
GM, 1110 posts
Shifter
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Thu 6 Mar 2014
at 06:17
  • msg #419

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Oh yeah!" Mits, Cherub, and Imp cheer at Matt's door-buster kick!

"Cool!" Mits says.

"I was gunna offer aid, but it looks like you didn't need any," Cherub adds.

"Man...  That was fantastic!" Imp commends.

Even solemn-face Jaryn was startled and his armor rattles at the sudden noise.

"I... yes.  I can hear you.  I remember fighting your group.  I apologize."

Through the door,
the PCs behold a scene of chaos as cultists fight
each other and flee the area in droves. The demon’s
destruction has been felt by its unwitting followers,
and the Hand of Naarash is no more.
Matt
player, 540 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 6 Mar 2014
at 23:09
  • msg #420

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Should I be sad that the people living in the Bane cult were less violent until now?"  No, just disappointed in them.
Maverick
player, 337 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 7 Mar 2014
at 07:28
  • msg #421

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel asks, "Are they still technically innocent people? I mean, they are literally attacking each other now."

Carla walks out and holds up a staff. She slams it into the ground.

Maverick calls out, "ENOUGH! We are the ones who defeated Naarash! Surrender and live!" he isn't normally one to call attention to himself, but he can't just stand by watching people destroy other people who may very well be innocent and just defending themselves.
This message was lightly edited by the player at 07:29, Fri 07 Mar 2014.
Mittens
GM, 1111 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sun 9 Mar 2014
at 01:24
  • msg #422

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Were they?" Jaryn asks when he hears the cultists were less violent, "I'd like to believe that even while possessed I was able to at least reduce the loss of life."

"I'm not sure I prefer the cultists fighting each other," Imp says, "Was kinda hoping to see what Matt's foot would do to the face of cultist rushing up these steps."

Most of the cultists are too busy to hear or heed Maverick, but the step guards from earlier break off some slaves and begin to rush up the stairs screaming maniacally.

"Looks like you might get your wish," Cherub says.

Mits readies her weapon.

(OOC: Optional fight. )
Matt
player, 541 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 9 Mar 2014
at 01:56
  • msg #423

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Less died in camp, but probably more died outside of it from the combination of village burning and suicide amulets thanks to more cultist warriors to go around."

  Matt's self forged hammer hungers for knees.

OOC: If Tim wants to, sure.
Angel
player, 484 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sun 9 Mar 2014
at 14:25
  • msg #424

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel readies her bow and says, "You know... I don't know how you holy types would handle it if someone just killed your god, but I'm pretty sure I'd be running in terror rather than charging in anger."

Maverick says nothing and fades into the shadows.

Carla says nothing either. But she does ponder Angel's musings inwardly as she prepares to lay down some powers...

(OOC: Sounds fun)
Mittens
GM, 1112 posts
Shifter
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Wed 12 Mar 2014
at 01:50
  • msg #425

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Grimface Jaryin is grim when he hears Matt's report.

"These guys are tough," he says when he sees the guards approaching, "Untie me so I can help defend you."

"I'm willing to give you a chance to prove yourself," Cherub says.

"I'm not!" Imp interjects, "He's just pretending to be all repentant!"

Cherub shrugs.  "Guess you'll have to prove yourself some other way.  Don't worry about us.  We can handle these guys!"

Combat haz!
Angel
player, 485 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 04:10
  • msg #426

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel fires off a pair of crossbow bolts, both hitting one cultist. "Mittens, one of these days, I hope one of your many personalities has a "bestow sanity" spell. That may solve 90% of our fights."


Twin Strike. Hit(20)! Hit(19)!
 dmg: 20


Berserker 1 HP: 76 - 20 = 56

Stair Master
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 04:13
  • msg #427

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

A cultist charges the nearest target: Cherub!  SLASH with greataxe baarely misses her.  She raspberries.

"But we already have that power," Imp objects, "Enemies can't be insane when dead."
Maverick
player, 338 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 04:18
  • msg #428

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick slinks around the cherub and imp, past the berserker, to his backside, stabs him in the back, retracts his sword, then slinks back to the doorway like a moving shadow.


Fleeting Spirit Strike v 'serker 5. Hit(30)!
 dmg: 13 reroll 17


Berserker 5 HP: 76 - 17 = 59

Carla
player, 248 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 04:26
  • msg #429

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla walks forward a bit, holds up her aversion staff and summons celestial blades that all attack the berserkers for her. Two manage to raise their swords well enough to deflect the attack, but the others get slashed.


Move: Forward 10 feet
Scourge of Heaven v Berserkers 1-4, 6. Hit(26)! Hit(18)! Hit(26)! Miss(13) Miss(13)
 dmg: 11
 -2 to attacks until the end of your next turn.
 Aversion Staff: +2 all your defenses vs target until effect ends.


Berserker 1 HP: 56 - 11 = 45
Berserker 2 HP: 76 - 11 = 65
Berserker 3 HP: 76 - 11 =
65

Matt
player, 542 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 04:35
  • msg #430

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt circles around the nearest Berserker, and lands a solid blow against their angry knees.  Unfortunately, this just makes the berserker angry enough to return the favor even harder with his axe.

  Berserkers.  Getting up there to be almost as bad as Spiders.
Move: duh.
Standard: SS Strike, hits.  22 DMG.

ENEMY REACTION:  Berzerker crit. 30 DMG to Matt.

Berserker 5 HP: 37 left.  Bloodied.

Matt HP 58-30= 28/50 Bloodied.

Mittens
GM, 1113 posts
Shifter
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Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 04:38
  • msg #431

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub squeaks seeing Matt so badly hurt.

"Let me distract the others!" she says, flying down the steps toward the enemy.

"I'll make a wall with her!" Imp announces, flying down as well.

Mits rushes around to be ready to flank Matt's cultist with Maverick.

"Finish him," she tells her boy.
Stair Masters
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 04:43
  • msg #432

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The berserkers all rush and attack imp and cherub!  Two hit, but the brave little fliers don't fall.

"Ow..." Imp groans.

"We can hold 'em!" Cherub encourages, looking at her bloodlessly severed leg stump.
Angel
player, 486 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 05:01
  • msg #433

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel feels like overkill. So she gives Matt a nod, rushes over to flank with him, points her crossbow at the berserker's throat. The berserker tries to attack her, but gets hit in the back by Matt, staggering him only for Angel to fill the guy with so many holes, one might think her crossbow was a machine gun. He falls to the ground and Angel points her crossbow at the others. "I just don't have an answer for that at the moment." she answers to Imp's comment.


Move: To flank with Matt
Standard: Probing Strike. Provokes AoO from berserker, which provokes AoO from Matt:
Matt AoO. Hit(32)!
 dmg: 16
Berserker AoO. Miss(11)
Probing Strike hit(19)!
 dmg: 12(including SA dmg)
Fox's Cunning. Hit(24)!
 dmg: 17


37 - 16 - 29 = dead

Maverick
player, 339 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 05:11
  • msg #434

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick moves to the berserker next to cherub and stabs him through the kidney. That hurt a LOT.


Move: To Berserker 6.
Clever Strike v Berserker 6. Hit(18)!
 dmg: 25


76 - 25 = 51

Carla
player, 249 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 05:14
  • msg #435

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla walks up to be by Matt. She puts her hands in the air, aversion staff barely held in them, and glows brightly! Matt and Imp feel their wounds closing.


Healer's Mercy. Each bloodied ally in burst 5 can spend a surge.
Carla is weakened. Now ask her if she cares. ;)

Matt
player, 543 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 05:29
  • msg #436

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt doesn't have to spend a standard healing himself (yet), sweet.  "Thanks Carla.  Now if you will excuse me."  That said, he heads down towards the carnage and bonks the idiot in front of Imp Kitten in the head with his hammer, and clips the one in front of himself with the followthrough.
Move: duh.
Standard: Cleave.  hits.  9 DMG to zerker 2.  4 DMG to Zerker 4.
Marks: Berserker 2.

Berserker 2 HP: 65-9= 56.
Berserker 4 HP: 76-4= 72.

Matt HP:  42/58

Mittens
GM, 1114 posts
Shifter
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Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 05:42
  • msg #437

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Now that Matt has taken the front line, Imp flies up to hover over Cherub's head to prepare for flanking while Mittens rushes Maverick's enemy to draw his attention.  Her two attacks are answered with a deep gash from his axe!  The others attack, but don't make any progress.
Angel
player, 487 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 05:47
  • msg #438

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel fires more bolts, but comes just shy of downing the guy in front of Mav.


Twin Strike v Berserker 6. Hit(25)! Hit(34)!
 dmg: 21


29 - 21 = 8

Maverick
player, 340 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 05:51
  • msg #439

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick stabs the guy, but not in a vital spot. It is so painful, however, the guy faints from the pain. He went for a KO on this guy in particular.


Clever Strike. Hit(25)!
 dmg: 24


Berserker 6 HP: 8 - 24 = dead

Carla
player, 250 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 05:54
  • msg #440

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla finger-shakes at the guy near Matt who is hurt the most.


Offering of Justice on Berserker 2.
 dmg: 10

Thankfully, weakened doesn't apply to Offering of Justice. ;)

Matt
player, 544 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 06:08
  • msg #441

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt manages to actually dodge this time around, as he counter attacks the Berserkers right in his face, resulting in pain for them and oh look Matt remembered how to block things with a shield, go figure.

Reaction: disciplined counter.  Hits Berserker 2. 15 DMG, grants CA.
Move: shift.
Standard: Sweeping blow. Miss Hits Berserker 2, Hits Berserker 4.  14 DMG
BERSERKER RAAAGE:  Misses Matt.

Marks: Berserker 2, Berserker 4.

Berserker 4 HP: 58 left.
Berserker 2 HP: 27 left. Bloodied.

Mittens
GM, 1115 posts
Shifter
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Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 06:18
  • msg #442

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

While Cherub moves protectively in front of Maverick, Mits steps forward to allow room for him to flank with Matt and finishes off the one who turned down Carla's offering of Justice.  The cultists fight back, slashing Mits bloody!
Angel
player, 488 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 06:26
  • msg #443

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel fires some shots at the one in front of Mittens.


Fleeting Spirit Strike. Hit(28)!
 dmg: 19


Berserker 1 HP: 45 - 19 = 26

Maverick
player, 341 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 06:33
  • msg #444

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick tumbles between Mittens' legs, popping up in front of her and stabbing the hurt berserker through the leg!


Move: To Mittens
King's Castle v Berserker 1. Hit(23)!
 (Switched places with Mittens to attack B1)
 dmg: 22


Berserker 1 HP: 26 - 22 = 4
Carla
player, 251 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 06:37
  • msg #445

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla fires a laserbeam from her fingertip at the STILL standing berserker and he goes down.


Sun Strike v Berserker 1. Hit(16)!
 dmg: 10


Berserker 1 HP: 4 - 10 = KO

Matt
player, 545 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 06:45
  • msg #446

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt circles around the Berserker closest to the wounded hairy lady, and sidearms his shield into the guy sending him staggering back.
Move: pass forward
Standard: tide of iron vs Berserker 4.  hits.  12 DMG.  push 1.
Marks: berserker 4.

Berserker 4 HP:  58-12= 46

Mittens
GM, 1116 posts
Shifter
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Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 06:52
  • msg #447

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Some healing for you, Matt," Cherub says, fluttering over to him.

Matt and Mits regain some health!  Mits steps forward and double-slashes Matt's shoved enemy.  He slashes her back and the one Cherub flew away from gashes Maverick!

"Hey!" Imp objects, "Pay attention to ME!"
Angel
player, 489 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 06:55
  • msg #448

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel fires a pair of bolts at the berserker near Mittens. One goes in the guy's mouth, the other goes in his chest. "If you value your life, surrender. We have already won."


Twin Strike v B4. Hit(31)! Hit(27)!
 dmg: 24


Berserker 4 HP: 23 - 24 = DED

Maverick
player, 342 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 07:01
  • msg #449

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick winced from the slash. Could have been much worse, though. "I've been hit harder by corpses." he says before scooting over to stand between the berserker and Imp. "I'll protect you, Imp..."


King's Castle readied. How? Because I can sacrifice an arcane power to recharge King's Castle! :) Used one of my charges of Eyebite!
Trigger: When Matt flanks with Maverick.

Carla
player, 252 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 07:06
  • msg #450

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla steps forward and a burst of lasers shoot from her eyes! They burn the berserker. Carla's eyes glow as if charging to shoot another burst...


Sun Strike. Hits(15)!
 dmg: 9


Berserker HP: 65 - 9 = 56

Maverick
player, 343 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 07:12
  • msg #451

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick sees Matt come around behind the berserker and hit him, Mav takes his chance! He stabs the berserker in the side with a painful wound!


Readied Action King's Castle. Hit(23)!
dmg: 22


Berserker HP: 41 - 22 = 19
This message was last edited by the player at 07:17, Fri 14 Mar 2014.
Matt
player, 546 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 14 Mar 2014
at 07:20
  • msg #452

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt just does the simple act of causing a skull fracture with a hammer.  And then when Maaverick violently distracts the last standing enemy, he gives a repeat performance bringing them down before they can retaliate.

  A trigger takes out a trigger.  Triggerception?
Mittens
GM, 1117 posts
Shifter
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Sat 15 Mar 2014
at 02:35
  • msg #453

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits checks for survivors and starts tying them up.  Imp slumps on the stairs holding her bleeding wound.

"Awesome butt-kicking, everyone!"

Cherub fussus over her friends' injuries, starting with Maverick.  Jaryn struggles against his bonds.

"At least allow me to help with healing.  Just put a hand on me."

Mists shrugs and heads over to him to put a hand on him.  "My heal won't be back for another five minutes."

Imp raises a finger.  "It's a trap!"

She then lets her arm plop to her side.
Carla
player, 253 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Sat 15 Mar 2014
at 13:59
  • msg #454

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla moves over to give Imp a hug and a kiss on the cheek while placing a note in Imp's lap. Then rubs Imp's shoulders. It reads; "Good job. You defend well."

Angel goes to check on Matt since Carla is checking Imp and Mitts is checking Mav. "Everyone feeling OK?" she asks with a hand on Matt's shoulder.

Maverick is also tying baddies up since he specifically knocked out one at least. He says, "I'll be feeling great soon.." he gets to waking a prisoner. "Wake up, you nutjob."
Matt
player, 548 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 17 Mar 2014
at 00:39
  • msg #455

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Yeah, thanks to the rest of you.  I am almost starting to dislike berserkers as much as giant bugs, undead, and giant undead bugs."

  He ignores the TRUST ISSUES with the ;.; faced Paladin.  Dragging them back home alive will be much the same regardless of their happiness.
Mittens
GM, 1120 posts
Shifter
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Tue 18 Mar 2014
at 02:30
  • msg #456

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp's face turns beat red from the gentle affirmation from Carla.  "Uh...  Thanks..." 

Cherub giggles and squees at the cute.

When Mits puts a hand on Jaryn's shoulder he glows briefly and all her wounds are completely healed!

"Wow, yay!  No more hurt!  And it didn't drain any vitality!"

"Thank you, miss," Jaryn says.

"W...  Y-you're welcome?"

"It is refreshing to be doing good again.  I can heal three more times today.  Anyone who needs healing need only touch me."

When awake, Mav's zerker struggles, roars, and growls like an angry animal.

"My pleasure, Hon," Cherub says to Matt before reaching to cuddle Mav.

"So... why are we trying to question a raving loony, Sweetie Pie?"

Maverick
player, 344 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 18 Mar 2014
at 14:36
  • msg #457

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick says, "He was sane enough to stand by for orders, do ritual marches, and the like." He looks at Jaryn. "You want our trust? Tell us how to save these people from their raving madness! Tell us how you had lunatics like this guy march all orderly for you!"

Angel ponders and nods. "Guess asking Jaryn slipped my mind because he was the center of all this. How ironic."

Carla gently guides Imp back to the group with a soft, reassuring smile.
Matt
player, 549 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 19 Mar 2014
at 02:06
  • msg #458

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Somebody not keeping at it till they kill themselves jumping face first into our weapons is new enough as it is.  Jumping from that to trusting the previously possessed is a bit more of a stretch Angel."
Mittens
GM, 1122 posts
Shifter
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Sat 22 Mar 2014
at 02:18
  • msg #459

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"At least this time friends didn't wind up poisoned zombies trying to kill us?" Cherub encourages.

Imp just blushes and follows Carla's lead.

Jaryn's eyes narrow as if Maverick's words are causing him pain.  "The two are not the same.  Threatening them with the removal of their manhood may have gotten crazies to work as a group, but it won't save them from insanity.  I fear only a miracle or magic could accomplish something like that."

"I'm pretty familiar with what it's like to be crazy," Mits says, "It was the magic of friendship that helped the most."

"I sent my only surviving friend to kill you.  Is he..."

He chokes on the words, tears welling up in his eyes.  Imp and Cherub squirm uncomfortably.
Maverick
player, 345 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sat 22 Mar 2014
at 03:39
  • msg #460

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "You'll have to be more specific. We had about half a dozen people who worked for you try to kill us. Any one of them could have been your friend. Or not."

Carla is her usual quiet self.

Maverick looks down at the loony barbarian and says, "Removal of manhood works for me. Are you going to cooperate then?" and unsheaths his parrying dagger and holds it to the barbarian's crotch.

Carla looks at Maverick and headshakes.

Maverick says, "Jaryin commands no more respect. We need these cultists to end the rioting or innocents will keep getting hurt."
Matt
player, 551 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 22 Mar 2014
at 04:13
  • msg #461

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I'm sorry.  You sent a lot of people to kill us, but I am assuming you do not mean the still living Hobgoblin commander who stood between you and us at the end.  He is the only one that didn't throw their life away so far, so there may be some hope for him yet."

  He sighs regarding the violently crazed crowd.  "The guy possessed by a demon holds respect, so you would the ones who kicked that demon's ass would get something but no, of course not.  The cultists being twisted by abominations were more agreeable than these ones."  And THOSE guys had tentacles growing out of their eyesockets in some cases!
Mittens
GM, 1123 posts
Shifter
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Sat 22 Mar 2014
at 22:50
  • msg #462

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

By now those who haven't fled have almost completely killed each other off.  The barbarian moans and struggles when threatened.  "Just kill me.  I don't know anything you'd consider useful.  And I've got nothing left to live for."

"Dajani," Jaryn answers grimly, "A Tiefling who wielded dual short swords.  May he find peace in the afterlife."

"So shall we get going, then?" Mittens asks.
Angel
player, 490 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 24 Mar 2014
at 15:44
  • msg #463

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel sighs and starts to unsheathe a sword, but Maverick says, "Well we have these prisoners. Let's take them."

Angel shrugs. "Guesso... let's see if there is anyone left to salvage."

Angel, Carla and Maverick follow the group.
Matt
player, 552 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 24 Mar 2014
at 22:19
  • msg #464

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Okay, Maverick?  If you ever become consumed with a stereotypical drive for revenge or something, makes sure to have a hobby so once you inevitably succeed you still have something to do with your time"

  Matt decides that Jaryn miiiight not find 'oh don't worry, we're putting Dajani's ridiculous swords to good use' very comforting.
Mittens
GM, 1125 posts
Shifter
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Sun 6 Apr 2014
at 02:19
  • msg #465

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

“Evil never rests,” Imp says, reaching to arm-around Maverick, “So neither will we.  Even when we wipe all evil off the map, our hobby will be to make sure it never comes back!”

“Well that's a noble goal,” Cherub chimes, “Count me in!”

When the group makes it to the river shore they left Dwarf face, they find a small group of survivors and their children seated in a semicircle and exchanging stories with him.

“Hail!” he greets, “Good to see you in one piece!”
Angel
player, 491 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 8 Apr 2014
at 03:34
  • msg #466

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mav's response to Matt is, "I have plenty of hobbies that don't involve destroying evil where it stands; sneaking, spying, stargazing, and rock collecting." He also has a really good singing voice, but he doesn't consider that a "hobby". Maverick then scoops up Imp to hold her, as if returning her gesture his own way.

Angel, Carla and Maverick stow away their cult robe disguises on the way.

When the group arrives at dwarf-face, Angel smiles and waves. "Oh good! Survivors! Please tell me you all know if any others managed to get away..."

Carla is glowing and looks around at the group, looking to see if any are injured or weeping.
This message was last edited by the player at 03:37, Tue 08 Apr 2014.
Matt
player, 554 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 8 Apr 2014
at 04:26
  • msg #467

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I wonder if stargazing would be considered spying on the Stars?"

  People not mindlessly trying to kill eachother, score!...  Yeah, Matt's standards are just getting more screwy the longer he does this sort of thing.
Mittens
GM, 1126 posts
Shifter
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Sat 12 Apr 2014
at 01:49
  • msg #468

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Yay Maverick glomp!" Imp cheers, wiggling her arms, legs, and wings in celebration.

She nods to Matt.  "Prolly."

"Not a clue," Dwarf face answers.

"I wasn't looking behind me," another says.

"I was looking," an injured human guy says, "From what i saw it was mostly the taskmasters who were fighting each other for supremacy.  Looked like everyone else was more interested in just getting away."

Cherub is quick to lend Carla a hand with comforting and bandaging the many scared and wounded.  Dwarf face waits for everyone to be ready before taking as many as he can downstream in his boat.
Carla
player, 254 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Sat 12 Apr 2014
at 06:44
  • msg #469

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

On the boat ride, Angel is sure to occupy the people with things like singing row-row-row your boat. Maverick glances to see if Mittens or Matt join in before he'll join in.

Carla smiles and mouths the words while bobbing and swaying to the tune.
Matt
player, 555 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 13 Apr 2014
at 02:53
  • msg #470

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt does join in with the singing.  Fortunately for all, Matt is better at singing that song than William Shatner or Leonard Nimoy.
Mittens
GM, 1127 posts
Shifter
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Mon 14 Apr 2014
at 02:07
  • msg #471

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits, Imp, and Cherub all sing along with big smiles.  Some of the rescuees think it creepy a bunch of god slayers are being so happy-go-lucky with grim-face Jaryn tied up among them and after so much violence and death.  But Dwarf Face is smiling and even joins in the singing.  The trip back is much faster considering it is downstream this time.  He moores the boat at the dock outside Walled City as the sun is disappearing behind the horizon.  At the gate, the guards open up once he explains the cult is defeated and the leader captured.  When they recognize Jaryn, they're shocked that the paladin that had set out to stop the cult wound up its leader.
Angel
player, 492 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 14 Apr 2014
at 03:22
  • msg #472

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel is sure to clarify, "Jaryn here was apparently possessed by the cult's "god". I honestly doubt he had much say in his "actions" as their leader."

Maverick just shrugs. "We defeated the cult and its leader; whether you count Jaryn or the "god" or both as the leader."

Carla just watches.
Matt
player, 556 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 14 Apr 2014
at 03:27
  • msg #473

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Travel is always faster when there are no cultist, bandits, or Elk interrupting you.

  "We need bigger airquotes if we're going to be referring to Naarash as a god."
Mittens
GM, 1128 posts
Shifter
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Wed 16 Apr 2014
at 01:59
  • msg #474

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits uses both arms to make the biggest set of airquotes she can.

"Big enough?"

"Naarash was a demon who's follwers worshipped him as a god," Cherub explains.

"But we stomped him good," Imp boasts, "Then he exploded.  After that the cultists either fled or went crazy and killed each other."

"How did you get past the hundreds of cultists to get to the demon before that?" a guard asks.

"We used disguises," Cherub answers.

The guards are amazed and impressed.  "You all deserve some major thanks!  We've been on the defensive for years!"

Soon the whole town is celebrating the heroes victory, offering free food and drinks to them as thanks.
Angel
player, 493 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 18 Apr 2014
at 03:41
  • msg #475

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel enjoys herself and revels in the thanks, food and merriment. It's clear Maverick is not enjoying himself. Even a kiss on the cheek from Carla just makes him look away. He does hug her in return, but doesn't seem cheered up any.

Angel is sure to keep the thankful people distracted from the upset little boy if just so Mav doesn't get crowded. "Let this be an example for all cults!" Angel says. "And let all the people of the land hear of this swiftly, so they can take heart and know that battles CAN be won. Even if the first several dozen heroes to go wind up dead or never return, let it be known that no cult can stand forever!"
Matt
player, 557 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 23 Apr 2014
at 01:14
  • msg #476

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt can eat and drink without (probably) worrying things will pop up and try to kill them all, yaaaaaaay.

  During some of the more quiet moments however, he does opt to check up on Maverick.  "If you want some alone time, that's fine.  But I'd like to know what is bothering you."  Matt is guessing somewhere along the lines of Fail Paladin not suffering anything but emo tears yet, while so many nameless NPCs inducted into the cult simply went crazy regardless of how much good or evil they had done despite, you know, not being literally possessed by a Demon.
This message was last edited by the player at 01:15, Wed 23 Apr 2014.
Mittens
GM, 1129 posts
Shifter
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Sat 3 May 2014
at 02:57
  • msg #477

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits, Cherub, and Imp party with Angel and boast about how awesome their friends are.  The people cheer and clap for Angel's mini speech.  Cherub offers Carla a comforting shoulder-pat to support her after Maverick turned away.

Imp flutters near Matt and says, "If Mav wanted to be alone he could just sneak off.  My guess is he wants us to know what's on his mind."
Maverick
player, 346 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sat 3 May 2014
at 03:29
  • msg #478

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick looks up at Matt. "It's one thing for people to become mindless bad guys when they are killed and then brought back as undead. It's another thing for a righteous paladin to be taken over. I'm wrestling two options; neither of which are good. Either he was taken against his will -we all seem convinced of that-, or a paladin can fall. Back when we were in the cave with the mouths for a floor? I could feel my will being stripped away. It's terrible. And to know some demon out there could not only rip my will apart, but make me his new champion of evil is just... there needs to be a stronger word for enraging."

Angel continues to keep the crowd occupied while Carla pets the hand that is patting her shoulder. She looks up at Maverick, concerned.
This message was last edited by the player at 03:33, Sat 03 May 2014.
Matt
player, 558 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 3 May 2014
at 03:36
  • msg #479

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt nods, "Trust me, I may be a lot calmer than some of my moments in our travels of late.  But that sort of thing brings feelings that if given tangible force would result in spitting acid strong enough to melt adamantine."  As opposed to just breaking adamantine shackles by flexing your muscles.
Mittens
GM, 1130 posts
Shifter
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Tue 6 May 2014
at 02:32
  • msg #480

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"They both can happen," Imp answers, "There's also shapechangers who can do evil posing as you or illusionists who trick you into stabbing the wrong person or telekineticists who move your body like a puppet..."

"Not helping!" Cherub interrupts.

"Not going to sugar coat the cold, hard truth."

"All of those are extremely rare."

"True.  And should they ever happen to any of us, we'll take the appropriate violent action."

"Like we did for Paladin face and the cultists."

"Like stabbing Narash's face off till he exploded."

Imp grins at Matt's acid breath comment.

"Demons had better beware the wrath of Maverick and his friends or get blasted with acid!"

"Worse yet!  Carla will finger-shake at them!"
This message was last edited by the GM at 03:05, Tue 06 May 2014.
Angel
player, 494 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 6 May 2014
at 03:23
  • msg #481

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

What Imp says about the many methods makes Maverick cover his face and cry.

Angel is suddenly silent as she turns to see this and looks shocked. She then gives an apologetic smile to the crowd and says, "Folks, it has been a really hard week for my friends and I. I will be happy to continue the celebrations tomorrow. But for now, if you will excuse us, I believe it is time for us to retire for the evening."

Carla is just hugging Maverick, petting him.

Angel heads over to the others. "Come on, guys... let's go to whatever room is prepared for us." she looks ready to pick up Maverick, but looks at Mittens as if waiting to see if she wants to carry the boy.
Matt
player, 559 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 6 May 2014
at 03:34
  • msg #482

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt fortunately, has enough self restraint to not hurl Mittens Imp all the way to Detroit.

  Yes, there is still a Detroit.

  "I think the backpeddal was somewhat too late, you two."  He opts to let the more cuddly people deal with crying time.  Not because Matt doesn't care, but because Maverick's already probably feeling less manly than usual without the fighter coddling them.
Mittens
GM, 1131 posts
Shifter
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Sun 11 May 2014
at 02:09
  • msg #483

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp and Cherub burst into tears and glomp-cuddle little Mav.  Hits carries him in her arms, but seeing Angel approach moves to sandwich the boy between herself and Angel.

“I'm such a terrible mommy!” Imp sobs, “I'm sorry, Maverick.  I didn't mean to hurt you!”

“Take heart, young man,” Jaryn says with a serious face, “You and your friends were the answer to my spirit's prayers for deliverance while my mind and body were bound in darkness.  The night of winter may have reigned over me for a season, but Pelor sent me glorious salvation in the form of a radiant angel.”

He looks to Carla.  “And her brave friends.  You would make for a remarkable paladin.  And as you have seen, Pelor rescues his own.”

“Maverick the paladin,” Cherub coos, petting his hair after drying her eyes.
Maverick
player, 347 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Mon 12 May 2014
at 03:51
  • msg #484

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "I think we all just need a vacation. Like honestly... just stop for a little while."

Maverick doesn't resist being held. "I'll take heart... we won, after all." He wipes his own tears away. "More than I can say for any of our enemies. But I think before we ever go back into fighting anything other than a street thug, we need to find ways to counter anything that would control or discount us."

Carla smiles up at Jaryn, a shoulder shrugged into her cheek.

Maverick says, "And you're not a bad mom. None of you are bad. I just... the idea that I could be forced to fight you, harm the innocent, or force you all to harm me is too much to take. Evil is what made me cry. And I'm making it my life goal to make evil cry... and beg for mercy."
Matt
player, 561 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 12 May 2014
at 04:00
  • msg #485

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "That first goal I see you managing, it's that second one that will be tricky."  He looks over to Jaryn, "You are lucky her second employer was not calling the shots that day."  Old goth Queen does so hate competition, after all.  Your death cult should worship MEEEEEE.
Mittens
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Shifter
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Sun 18 May 2014
at 00:35
  • msg #486

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Jaryn continues to serious-face and simply nods.

"Good to hear," Cherub says after a cheek-kiss for Mav.  She flutters over to gently pet Angel and nod to her.  "R&R sounds like a great idea.  Let's ask for a big bed so we can all cuddle Mavvie."

Imp grins and hair-scruffles the boy.  "That's the spirit!  Make 'em regret ever thinking of being evil!  I'm totally on board for that plan!"

"We kinda already have a counter for being controlled in place," Mits says, "'If I get turned into a zombie, destory me.'  So...  'If I get mind-controlled, tie me up.'"
This message was last edited by the GM at 18:04, Tue 20 May 2014.
Angel
player, 495 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 20 May 2014
at 18:12
  • msg #487

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel looks up at the cherub petting and then chuckles.

Maverick smiles at Imp, then nods at Mittens. "Good thing we have a watch. But what if the person who gets mind controlled is on watch? Everyone would be asleep and unable to stop him or her from walking off."

Carla holds up a note that reads, "Can't mind-control a ritual. We will set up an alarm for if the watch either moves away from camp, or unsheathes a weapon."

Angel says, "Every night? That could get expensive... maybe we set up fail-safes when in a town or get a magic item that always does that particular thing." She goes to pet cherub back.
Matt
player, 562 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 24 May 2014
at 05:19
  • msg #488

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"While there is an odd number of us, I guess we could still stay up two at a time when keeping watch.  Though finding some form of reusable artifact would also be a good idea"
Mittens
GM, 1133 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Wed 4 Jun 2014
at 03:19
  • msg #489

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub smiles, purrs, and pushes her head into Angel's hand.  Imp shrugs.  "Dunno we need magic.  Mundane alarms set up with trip wires and stuff could work."

"If we decide on getting a magic item," Mittens adds, "Let's not forget we have a wealthy prince for a friend."

The night passes uneventfully and the people cheer the heroes as they leave town fully refreshed.
Angel
player, 496 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 4 Jun 2014
at 03:37
  • msg #490

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel appreciates Imp's practical thinking on making mundane traps. So much magic being tossed around, even mundane types like herself start forgetting the occasional mundane solution to fantastical problems.

As the group leave town, Angel is sure to wave and smile to the people.

Maverick is back to being calm and collected, occasionally allowing a smirk since people are cheering him on. He is sure to wave at some point.

Carla smiles and waves too.

Once out of the town, Angel addresses the group. "So we are going home? We're going to visit Adam?"
This message was last edited by the player at 03:37, Wed 04 June 2014.
Matt
player, 563 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 4 Jun 2014
at 03:50
  • msg #491

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Unless he is preoccupied with actually important Royal business, I had assumed seeing Adam once we finished fetching the paladin was the general idea."

  Matt waves, still kind of surprised anyone cares even if he knows how ridiculous the problems his friends and him have dealt with are.
Mittens
GM, 1134 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 7 Jun 2014
at 03:47
  • msg #492

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub happily waves and cheers back to the people.  Imp seems to enjoy leading the cheers.

"Let's hear it for Matt!  Invincible fighter man of steel!"

"Yaaay!"

"Angel!  Deadeye marksman who never misses!"

"Yaaay!"

"Carla!  Angel of Sunshine and doom!"

"Yaaay!"

"Maverick!  Prodigy demon god slayer!"

"Yaaay!"

"And yours truely!  Cult busting catgirl!"

"Yaaay!"

"...What about that other catgirl and winged kitten?"

"Oh.  We count as one.  Long story."

Later, Mits nods.  "Should we drop off Jaryn at the place where we met Pelor cleric face?  Or at the cathedral back at the capitol?"
Angel
player, 497 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 7 Jun 2014
at 03:51
  • msg #493

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel shrugs. "Kinda thought we were, yeah. It's on our way, isn't it?"

In reality, the player thought we were already back in the town where cleric face was. But regardless, Angel and Maverick vote for dropping Jarynn off at quest-giver cleric.
Matt
player, 564 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 7 Jun 2014
at 04:13
  • msg #494

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "At this point, whichever is closer."  The sooner they hand off the guy, the sooner they get quest experience can put these latest shenanigans behind them in time to be told about the next disaster.
Mittens
GM, 1135 posts
Shifter
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Fri 4 Jul 2014
at 18:12
  • msg #495

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Emesha and the Light of the Sun faithful are easy enough to find once the group returns to Bordertown, just before the boundaries of the nation the heroes call home.  Her face brightens the moment she recognizes Jayrn, but she soon gets a look of concern when she notices he won't look her in the eyes.

"Pelor be praised!  You've succeeded in returning with Jayrn!  Welcome back!  What news have you?"

Imp and Cherub give a sum-up between the two of them.

"Oh my.  That's amazing!  That the few of you could shatter such a large and powerful cult!  I cannot begin to tell you how grateful I am!  My friends.  Won't you allow us to at least lend you some hospitality?"
Carla
player, 255 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 4 Jul 2014
at 18:46
  • msg #496

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel is surprised at how happy Emesha is in the face of sad news, but then, to her, ANY news is likely better than "cult still there". "Of course we'll accept hospitality. Thank you."

Carla smiles and can be seen sighing a blissful sigh as her shoulders relax and head tilts a little. She looks up at Jaryn and points at Emesha. Then writes a note and hands it to him. It reads, "It is right to feel guilt and sorrow for what has happened. Emesha will be good for you. She is positive and bright like the light of the sun. She will help you heal and remind you how to smile again."

If he hesitates, Carla will hug his leg, reach up, and grab his hand to drag him over to Emesha so she too can see the note.

Maverick just follows the group quietly. His mood seems improved from before; He's back to having a calm expression with inquisitive, innocent eyes.
Matt
player, 565 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 10 Jul 2014
at 00:40
  • msg #497

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt's opinion of recently possessed paladins will only improve once Jaryn does anything more practical than moping.

  "Thank you Emesha, I just wish things went better than they had."
Mittens
GM, 1136 posts
Shifter
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Mon 14 Jul 2014
at 02:19
  • msg #498

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Jaryn reads Carla's note with a serious face.  He hesitates as she expected, looking like he's trying hard not to burst into tears.  When she tugs, he follows Carla's lead.

"You're most welcome," Emesha answers, "It's the very least I can do to thank you for what you've done.  No telling how many more lives would have been lost had you not intervened when you did."

When she reads Carla's note, she blushes and bows to the little angel.

"It would be an honor."

Curious kitties are curious and read the note as well.

"You're so sweet, Carla!" Cherub squees, fluttering over to glomp her!

Imp nods to Matt.  "Went about as good as it could have.  But it's a nice change we're not being given the evil eye for saving the day."

The humble meal doesn't compare to the feast offered at the rescued city, but it's yummy none the less.
Angel
player, 498 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 14 Jul 2014
at 02:30
  • msg #499

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla returns the glomp.

Maverick nods to Imp. Angel explains to Emesha what Imp is talking about.

At the meal, Angel is sure to share the tale of what happened, telling of how great her allies were. "But it's getting harder not to let our combined abilities go to my head... I mean; we defeated a demon worshiped by a cult."

Maverick says, "After that living cave... nothing seems all that scary anymore."

Angel says, "But at the same time, it has been humbling to be with such powerful allies who consider me worthy of friendship. To think I can keep up with them..."

Carla is smiling, to see her friends enjoying a feast of gratitude.
Matt
player, 566 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 14 Jul 2014
at 04:50
  • msg #500

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt is hardly going to turn down a free meal from one of the few places he (probably) does not have to worry about it being horrible poison.

  "Angel, of course you are worth it.  You've always been worth it, even before we had to go around smashing things nobody else wants to deal with."
Mittens
GM, 1137 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 15 Jul 2014
at 04:14
  • msg #501

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Emesha is amazed at the story.  "By the dawn's light."

"Psh," Imp guffaws, "'Powerful allies' says the nigh untouchable epic commando super accurate marksman monsta slaya!  Click click THWACK!  The dread Angel of DOOM hits her mark again!  Wish I were a bard again so I could write a worthy song."

Cherub flutters over to Angel to give her a hug and cheek kiss.

"Matt's right!  You've always had a golden heart worthy of love and respect.  Imp's right too.  You're every bit as amazing as your friends, and you just keep getting better and better!"

Mits stomps and claps to the beat she forced on the mouth cave.  "We will we will rock you!  Speaking of being a bard... if my pattern keeps up, chances are I'll be switching abilities again any day now."
Angel
player, 499 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 15 Jul 2014
at 05:23
  • msg #502

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel pets the cherub and blushes from Imp's braggings, Matt's assurance, and Cherub's echoing of Matt's comments. Upon hearing neutral-cat's comment about another change, Angel looks at her and says, "Any day? Then we should actually wait until you've changed before we do any other quests."

Maverick says, "It may take that long just to get to see Adam again."

Carla flutters over to kiss Angel's other cheek and slips her a note. When Angel reads the note, it makes her blush all the more.
Matt
player, 567 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 15 Jul 2014
at 05:32
  • msg #503

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "You have enough to deal with along with the rest of us Mittens, without having to go through another existential crisis in the middle of things trying to kill us.  Disaster can sit and wait."  Another appearance of Mittensvoker?  Or would it be a plot twist of a class change?
Mittens
GM, 1139 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sun 3 Aug 2014
at 01:53
  • msg #504

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub smiles from the pet.  Imp shrugs.

"Last time I morphed in the middle of a quest it didn't get anyone killed.  So I'm not worried."

"But everyone's more than earned a break," Cherub interject, "Everyone should get some R and R regardless of any changes that may happen to me."

Mits waves.  "If I disappear, byebye."
Angel
player, 500 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sun 3 Aug 2014
at 15:48
  • msg #505

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel objects in a tone that suggest she's about to get watery-eyed, "You never really 'disappear', Mittens. You know that. And sorry, but 'byebye' won't cut it if you truly do vanish never to be seen again."

Carla flitters over to Mitts' cheek to kiss it and pet her on the top of her head.

Maverick says, "Either way, Matt and the cherub are right. R&R for the weary. Let's keep going towards Adam."
Matt
player, 568 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 4 Aug 2014
at 01:55
  • msg #506

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "If reality decides to casually erase you, I will have to find a way to punch reality in the face."  Or hold onto Mittens while quoting The Tick.  Must... defy... Laws of physics!
Mittens
GM, 1141 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sun 10 Aug 2014
at 01:15
  • msg #507

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

All three Mits blush and smile.  Big Mits returns the Carla affection and teary Cherub flutters over to glomp-cuddle-cheek kiss Angel.

"I love you too, Angel!"

Imp grins at Matt. "I wouldn't doubt it!"

She punches at the air.  "Take that, reality!  BAM!"

The return journey is uneventful and relaxing.  When the palace and cathedral of Pelor gets word the heroes have returned, they send runners to welcome them home and invite them to both places for a well deserved reward.
Angel
player, 501 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 11 Aug 2014
at 19:19
  • msg #508

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Thank you! Nice to be back. By all means, please lead the way."

Maverick smirks. Carla flutters up to Mittens' shoulders and sits there.
Matt
player, 569 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 11 Aug 2014
at 22:44
  • msg #509

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I'd figure the castle first since the guy we actually know lives there."  Prince Adam is booooored he wants to punch skeletons in the faaaaace.
Mittens
GM, 1142 posts
Shifter
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Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 04:12
  • msg #510

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The group is escorted to the palace and they're given a warm welcome by their friends Adam and Lucky.

"Good to see you all!"

Lucky rubs up against each one with a happy smile.  Cherub pets him and Imp rides on his back.

"Likewise!" Cherub chimes.

"Wait till you hear the adventure we've been on!" Imp brags.
Matt
player, 570 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 04:15
  • msg #511

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Hello Adam, Lucky.  It is good to see you again."  Even without comparing the guy to insane cultists.
Angel
player, 502 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 04:19
  • msg #512

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla rushes to glomp Adam while Maverick hugs Lucky and rubs cheeks with the cat. Shortly after, the two trade glomp victims; Carla smiling and wing-flittering as she gets licked while Maverick buries his face in Adam's belly.

Angel goes for hugging Adam first also, before kneeling and offering Lucky an exotic meat she picked up on the way just for him.

As she pets Lucky, Angel looks up towards Adam. "As you can see, Mittens continues to change. Let's find a table to eat at together, and we'll all get caught up on each other."
Mittens
GM, 1143 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 04:27
  • msg #513

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Adam smiles and returns the hugs.  Offers a forearm handshake to Matt before taking the group to a nice table to sit and snack at.  Lucky of course very much likes the fancy snack from Angel.

The kitties are quick to regale Adam with the details of the adventure.

"Amazing!  Wish I could have been there with you.  Court life is just as busy and boring as ever.  I'll spare you the inane details and stick to more pleasant topics.  Like what we'd all like for dessert!"

The kitties all cheer!
Matt
player, 571 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 04:31
  • msg #514

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Manly shakages is go, without either of them trying to crush eachother's hands like passive aggressive muscleheads either.

  "A little boredom means less demons punching in the face though.  Or at least, that's hopefully how it works."
Angel
player, 503 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 04:35
  • msg #515

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel asks, "Is there pudding? If so, I'm torn between chocolate or vanilla. Maybe I can have both..."

Maverick just asks for chocolate cake. It doesn't take long for the boy to have cake crumbs and icing all over his mouth area.

Carla requests to be surprised and eats what is served to her.

During dessert, though, Angel asks, "So is everything OK? I mean.. PLEASE tell me all the major problems with your kingdom have been sorted out?"
Mittens
GM, 1144 posts
Shifter
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Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 04:42
  • msg #516

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Heh.  True enough," Adam answered Matt.

Carla and the other little winged ones are served devil's food cake by a giggling maid.  Lucky has a fondness for dessert too and gives doe eyes to all the dessert eaters.  Cherub wipes Maverick's mouth with a napkin like a doting mommy.

Adam shrugs to Angel's question.  "With each problem solved a new one pops up.  I did say I wanted to stick to pleasant topics, right?  Believe me, there's nothing pleasant about that one."
Matt
player, 572 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 04:47
  • msg #517

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well, whatever problem it is does not appear to be causing acid rain to fall where we live.  So a step up in immediate severity."

OOC: Why is it so hard to find vanilla cake with chocolate frosting in bakery sections?
Carla
player, 256 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 04:55
  • msg #518

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla sees the humor and looks in the maid's direction with an impish smile, sucking on the tip of her chocolate-covered finger.

Angel says somewhat dejectedly, "I just wanted to know things were OK..."

Maverick watches carefully.
Mittens
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Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 05:08
  • msg #519

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Lucky senses Angel's sadface and moves to cuddle and lick.

Adam laughs to Matt's point.  "Yeah things are looking good at your home town now."

He smiles to Angel.  "Don't worry about it.  As Matt pointed out, we're doing well enough to sit and have a nice meal with friends.  Which in my book is pretty darn good."

"Well little or not, any problems buggin' my friend's gunna get a fist to the face in short order!" Imp boasts, punching at the air.

Adam laughs some more.
Matt
player, 573 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 05:15
  • msg #520

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt nods,  "We are all violent maniacs by now, but somehow that seems to work out in the end.  Probably because we only smash jerks." And doors, that are jerks.
Carla
player, 257 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 05:19
  • msg #521

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel idly pets Lucky and asks, "And what of your family? Are they alright?"

Carla goes over to Imp and punches, then holds up her hands as punching targets with a smile. Soon, she's turning it into a patty-cake game.

Maverick leans back, petting his belly, satisfied.
Mittens
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Shifter
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Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 05:31
  • msg #522

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"You let me do the face-punching of problems," Adam says, chuckling "Or I'll die of boredom!"

He cracks his knuckles and grins at Matt with a nod.

He nods to Angel.  "Well enough to nag me non stop.  But at least I'm not the only one.  Sis is the brunt of a lot of nagging lately too, heh."

Imp wonders how she got cutified and blushes.  Cherub laughs and kicks her legs.  Mits licks her lips, finishing off her own dessert.  Lucky pushes into the pet then lays his head on Angel's lap.
This message was last edited by the GM at 05:32, Tue 12 Aug 2014.
Matt
player, 574 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 05:36
  • msg #523

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Silly Adam, you couldn't die of boredom... Unless it involved a save throw against ongoing damage, maybe.

  "First they want you back because they think you are not concerned enough, now they think you are too concerned since you are here.  Of course."
Angel
player, 504 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 06:10
  • msg #524

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla pulls the Imp close to kiss the li'l devil on the cheek.

Angel continues idly petting and says, "Well thanks for the treat. I can't tell you how happy we all are that you were able to carve out time for us on short notice."

Maverick yawns and stretches.
Mittens
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Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 06:20
  • msg #525

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Not that kinda nagging," Adam says, "Parents want us to take on 'adult responsibilities' like political marriages, producing heirs, establishing castles of our own to secure the frontier...  The royal equivalent of 'move out and get us grandkids!' that I'm sure regular folk get from their parents...  Just painted to sound like the fate of the world depends on Sis getting kids ASAP.  And me starting up a brood of my own ASAP.  Blah-de-blah-de-blah."

Lucky just soaks up the happy pets with a dreamy smile.  Mits reaches over to pull Mav on to her lap and snuggles, yawning herself.  The two mini Mits soon wind up yawning too, Imp turning even redder from the Carla kiss.

"You're welcome.  You'll be staying in the guest quarters here in the palace, right?"
This message was last edited by the GM at 06:25, Tue 12 Aug 2014.
Matt
player, 575 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 06:25
  • msg #526

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "At this point, I can't see why not.  Though it sounds like even when we are not around, they do not want you to go and solve their problems these days"  When he's probably the strongest man in the Universe Kingdom.
Angel
player, 505 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 12 Aug 2014
at 06:29
  • msg #527

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel answers, "Of course, Adam. See you in the morning."

Angel and Carla head to bed. Maverick just falls asleep on Mittens.
Mittens
GM, 1148 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 04:25
  • msg #528

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"'Solve' is up to interpretation, I'm finding out," Adam says, lacing his fingers behind his head, "But from what I hear you all managed to eek out nearly the best possible outcome for your adventure.  Glad for it."

"Nearly?  It was the best possible!" Imp insists.

"No the best possible would be nobody dies," Cherub answers.

"Not possible, so doesn't even qualify."

Momma Mits carries Mav and tucks him in before crashing herself.  The other two stay up so long as there's someone to cuddle / brag to.
Matt
player, 576 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 05:03
  • msg #529

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "When people do not start punching eachother to death until AFTER you free them, it does suggest a deeper problem, yeah."
Carla
player, 258 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 05:17
  • msg #530

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick wishes he could argue cherub's point... but everyone knows Imp is right.

Should the night go by without problems, Carla will be the first one awake and patiently waiting for the others to wake as she quietly watches the sleeping bodies of her dearest loved ones.

As the others wake, Carla will give a bright smile, a glow, and a wave with a parchment in her other hand that says "Good morning. I love you." on it.
Mittens
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
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  • msg #531

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub aaaaws and cuddle-cheek-kisses Carla for the adorable note.

"I love you too, Carla!  Good morning!"

Imp blushes and is quick to change the topic.  "We having monsters for breakfast?  I'm famished!"

Momma Mits grins and thumbs-ups at Carla before heading off in search of noms.  Ready pages are quick to escort anyone interested to the banquet table.  The king, queen, princess, and Adam are already seated and being served.

"Morning, friends!" Adam greets.

The princess blushes when she sees Matt and quickly turns her eyes back to her breakfast plate.  http://static.comicvine.com/up..._wallpaper_shera.jpg
Matt
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 05:45
  • msg #532

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt smiles at the cliche but adorable note.  "Imp, Gelatinous cubes probably do not make good snacks."

  Matt is only a blacksmith who can easily beat Adam in arm wrestling (no catastrophic dice rolls forthcoming).  Nothing for a princess to get worked up about, right?  "Good morning, everyone.  Thank you again for having us."
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Angel
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 05:48
  • msg #533

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Yeah. Slept like a log last night."

Maverick says, "I only had one nightmare this time. Being among friends must be setting me a little more at ease."

Carla passes Adam the "good morning" note she had shown to her allies and gives him an endearing smile.
Mittens
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
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Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Adam chuckles at the cute note and shows it off to his family.  The women blush and smile at Carla.

"Back at you, Carla."

Lucky lets her know he feels the same.

"How charming," the queen says.

"Indeed," the king agrees, "Please help yourselves."

Servants pull out chairs for the guests.

"Ladies on this side, please," a maid on the queen's side of the table requests.

The three Mits sit two seats down from the princess and dig in.
Matt
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 06:12
  • msg #535

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Just because we understand you like to be quiet, doesn't mean we won't listen if decide your troubles are worth talking about Maverick."  Though nightmares that he couldn't decapitate every evil person as fast as he'd like to probably isn't traditional royal breakfast conversation.
Maverick
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Master of Stealth
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 06:17
  • msg #536

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick seems perfectly fine with this arrangement. Even if it means the other side of the table has far more members to it.

Angel nods to the maid and is seated where directed.

Carla glows and looks up at the maid. She gives a nod, to indicate she is agreeing, also following where directed.

Maverick looks up at Matt and says, "....thanks. I'm sure we share similar nightmares in some cases. Unless you stopped having nightmares about the floor chewing your foot off a long time ago. Or being swallowed by someone's eye socket. Or being possessed by a demon... yeah. Possessed by a demon was my only nightmare last night."
Mittens
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
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  • msg #537

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Meanwhile, demons have nightmares about being stabbed by a Maverick!" Imp boasts.

"I've been wanting to ask why a mother allows her child to be in such nightmarish situations," the queen says, looking over to Mittens.

"Same reason you let yours eat!" Imp answers, "'cause this one would starve without a steady diet of justice!"

"That's not an acceptable answer.  There's no comparison."

"I left home when I was 6 because my parents refused to let me even dream of being a hero," Mits says dryly between bites, not looking at the queen, "I seem to remember bumping into a certain prince who left home and wound up in deadly situations for similar reasons."

The queen looks furious.  Imp flutters over to cuddle-glomp-cheek-kiss Maverick.

"AAAANYWaaay," Adam interrupts, "Angel here was eager to offer her help yesterday even after having just helped deal with that growing demon cult on our frontier border.  I believe you're all still owed a reward from the church of Pelor.  I was thinking maybe I could head over there with you.  I'm sure Carla in particular would be a very welcome visitor, what with her being the god's representative in our mortal realm."

"I'm sure we would all do well to pay a visit to the church," the king says.
Matt
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 06:50
  • msg #538

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "If it helps, we were already in the worst of such situations when we met Mittens.  Leaving Maverick behind would have left him stranded in another plane of existence.  At least by comparison, Maverick is safer than he was without her."

  He nods in regards to church chat.  "Even I would appreciate seeing a proper temple by now.  Most of our recent experience with what passes for religion has not been pleasant."
Maverick
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 06:57
  • msg #539

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel adds to what Matt said, "Well, Carla being an exception, of course. But yes, I'd love to go to the temple with everyone. I'm sure it will be a breath of fresh air for everyone, especially Carla."

Imp saying demons have nightmares about Maverick makes the boy smirk.

He watches the conversation and is surprised by not only the answers, but the queen's reaction. He glances from the queen to Mittens and back and decides he should give his own answer. "If I may, please hear me out..." Maverick says in a humble tone, clearly not upset with the queen, "First; thank you for your concern. Second; I have an answer of my own that may make you feel better about my mom. I'm adopted. Like Matt said, I started these nightmarish things before she took me in. When she offered to adopt me, I made it clear in no uncertain terms that the moment I was no longer allowed to fight evil, I would simply disappear. My childhood was destroyed years ago, your majesty. Mom is simply trying to help direct what's left of me in a good direction while offering at least the illusion of childhood that evil would otherwise refuse to let me have."
Mittens
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
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  • msg #540

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The queen does not look happy with the answers, but before she can give a reply the king does.

"You're welcome.  The queen cares deeply about the underprivileged.  And her own family, of course.  But time's a ticking, so let's eat up and move out.  We can talk about this more on the way to the church if you all like."

"Well said, father," the princess says.

Cherub nestles on Maverick's shoulders, weighing less than a feather.  Imp skews her lips and raises an eyebrow, but follows when the group heads out.  Mits seems to be staring into nothing for the most part and just follows along.

Lucky offers a ride to Maverick.  Adam seems to want to hang out with Matt.
Matt
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 07:23
  • msg #541

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt hangs out with Prince average charisma (He'd need at LEAST a 16 to be a prince charming).  "Have you had any time for stuff just having to do with yourself since you got back, Adam?"
Carla
player, 259 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 07:33
  • msg #542

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick is more than happy to ride on Lucky again. It feels good to be on the back of a panther again. >:D It's clear his mood is good right now, despite the words that came out of his mouth a few moments ago. He has had a lot of time to think about his relationship with his allies and whether his love is conditional or not. So he already has answers for everything concerning his relationships. He knows where each ally stands with him. He reaches up to grab cherub's feet and wiggle them.

Carla leads the way to the church. For such a little girl, she sure can keep pace with everyone else. The li'l cherub stops glowing, so as to not draw too much attention on the way to the temple. Carla frequently smiles over her shoulder at the people that are with her. If the king is required by formality and such to lead, of course, Carla will stay behind him. Otherwise, she feels it her duty to take the lead where matters of church are concerned.

Angel walks in pace, but decides rather than speak up, it would be best to let the king or queen speak their piece first.
Mittens
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
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  • msg #543

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The king doesn't insist on taking lead.  His security team is fine with Carla being in front too.

"Nope," Adam answers, "Not that any of you have either, so I guess we're even on that.  It would be nice to take a break, wouldn't it?"

"I love adventure too much to break for long," Imp says.

"I enjoy the company of my friends every moment I'm with them," Cherub giggles, wiggling her toes, "So I'm always on break!"

"You didn't mention about these other two little winged ones, Adam," the queen says.

"Oh yeah.  I just figured it was another of Mits' changes."

"Yup," Mits says.

"Something troubling you?" the princess asks.

"Yes.  I remember my childhood.  I'm thinking of seeing what became of my sibs."
Matt
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 07:52
  • msg #544

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Do you remember enough to be able to find them?  If so, do you want help finding them?"  Were her siblings evil twins?  That would be bad.
Angel
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 08:00
  • msg #545

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

To the earlier statement Adam said, Angel replies, "We're having that break you speak of right now."

Upon hearing Mittens mention siblings, Angel asks, "Siblings? ...I sure hope they're OK. I'll be glad to help you find them."

Maverick says nothing, but nods to what Angel says.
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Mittens
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
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  • msg #546

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"They were toddlers when I left home," Mits says, "They wouldn't recognize me.  Hence my only considering it.  Don't see much point in tracking them down, really, other than curiosity."

"Yes, I remember," Cherub says, "And thank you!  I would love to have the help of my friends!"

Adam smirks at Angel and thumbs-ups.  "Yeah your visit is a very welcome interruption to the plans made for me today."

"Speaking of which, you need to get back to them as soon as possible," his mother says.

Adam sighs.
Matt
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 08:12
  • msg #547

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt will not sass the Queen.  "I am sure Adam will do what he can to spend as little time in church as possible."  But totally will sass Adam.
Maverick
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
at 08:21
  • msg #548

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla writes a note and hands it to Mittens. It reads, "They might miss you."

Maverick says, "Cheer up, Adam. Think of it as a different way to punch evil in the face. I know it's not the same, but your influence on people, justice, quality of life... is great. With every decision and pen stroke, imagine yourself standing there with the very people you are making those decisions for. Imagine yourself taking a sword to the cowards who wish to corrupt your kingdom."

Angel says, "Heh... letting all your thoughts out at once, eh kiddo?" she looks at the king and queen, "He rarely talks this much. I think it's a sign how excited he is to see Adam."

Maverick looks up at Adam and says, "I've thought about you a lot; and what to say to you when we met again."
Mittens
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Thu 14 Aug 2014
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  • msg #549

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Adam puts on an innocent look when Matt comments about him avoiding church, but the princess snickers and smirks.

Mits reads Carla's note aloud then adds, "Doubtful."

"There was no one to rescue me from the prison of my strict parents," Imp says.

"Which is why we should be the hero we never had," Cherub chimes.

"And drag them into a life of constant danger?"

"Hells yeah!"

Timing is of course such that this is said right in front of the steps to the church.  Adam smiles at Maverick and reaches to shoulder-nudge.

"Been thinking about you a lot too, buddy.  Thanks for the encouragement!  I'll keep it in mind."
Matt
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Fri 15 Aug 2014
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  • msg #550

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I know this is probably the wrong thing to focus on at this time, but... Does Imp mean Mittens's parents, or a separate set of Imp related parents?"
Angel
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Fri 15 Aug 2014
at 04:37
  • msg #551

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Find the siblings. Worst feeling is wondering "what if" and never knowing if they may have loved you or not. You won't know until you find them."

Upon seeing the church, Carla enters and waves to the people inside before stepping aside and bowing (With hand over heart) for the entry of the king and queen.

Angel takes Carla's example once she enters the church and makes a similar gesture.

Maverick remains mounted.
Mittens
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Fri 15 Aug 2014
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  • msg #552

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The church goers look more shocked and awed by an angel stepping in than by the royal family, and they bow down to Carla, some of them whispering prayers.

"I'm Mittens' conscious," Imp says, "'My parents' means same people as when she uses the term."

"No you're a manifestation of her aggression," Cherub says.

"Nah.  I'm quite sure that part of me is very much a huge jerk," Mits says, "Imp, Cherub, Me, them...  I'm just a shattered person who's pieces exist in different places simultaneously.  I've managed to reassemble my music loving side, my nature loving side, and my hack-n-slash loving side.  You two don't seem to want to rejoin for some reason."

"You need me more outside than in," Cherub says, cheek rubbing on Mav's hair, "'cause without me outside, you wouldn't have the courage to confess your feelings openly like I do."

"And you need me so we don't spiral into an abyss of sissy!"

Cherub blows her a kiss.

Mits nods to Angel.  "You're right.  I should at least look into it."

"So what was it that broke you into pieces?" Adam asks, "Could it be related to our adventures together?"

"I don't think it's related.  I seem to remember being all excited about some over-the-top adventure that no other adventurer was available to team up with me on, so I tried going it alone.  After that, nothing.  Details more than hazy."

A priest approaches the group.  "Welcome back, your highnesses."

He bows, then bows to the adventurers, "And you too, heroes.  Please.  Step this way."

He leads the way toward a back door.
Matt
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Fri 15 Aug 2014
at 05:01
  • msg #553

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

 Matt follows along respectfully into the church.  But he makes a note to remind Mittens later that it does not surprise him the result of 'adventure gone so wrong she blew up', is simply MORE MITTENS to smack evil around with.

  Though he does quietly ask "Is it a bad sign if nobody is used to Angels around the royal church?"
Angel
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Fri 15 Aug 2014
at 05:06
  • msg #554

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla blushes from all the respect and blows kisses to the people, laying hands on anyone who wishes it as she passes them by.

Angel whispers back to Matt, "Usually the opposite; If they are used to seeing angels around, it means they are super blessed. Guess you've gotten so used to the fact we have an angel hanging out with us that you forgot just how super rare it is they visit mortals in the first place."

Angel, Carla and Maverick, of course, follow. Maverick examines Imp, then looks back at Mittens and says, "If that's your 'jerk' side, you're a greater woman than I thought."
This message was last edited by the player at 05:08, Fri 15 Aug 2014.
Mittens
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Fri 15 Aug 2014
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  • msg #555

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp blushes at Mav's comment and looks stumped.  Cherub gives him a cheek kiss for the compliment.

Adam shrugs and "whispers," "I have to visit churches every week plus holy days and Carla's the only angel I've ever seen.  Well, besides the human by that name."

He gives Angel a goofy smile like he's unsure if she'll be annoyed.  The group is led to a small (by comparison) side sanctuary that seems to be more for study than worship.  Lots of bookcases line the walls and desks with writings fill the floorspace.

"I've read it's usually a bad sign when angels are a common sight," the princess says.

"It means you're having an epic adventure in the Astral Sea!" Imp cheers.

Mits headshakes to Mav.  "My jerk side would sooner kill than be barred from what she wants."

"Not so bad when you consider what she wants happens to be saving the day," Cherub defends.

"Convenient, that," Imp adds, "I wonder what would happen if she did get captured and executed.  Would the rest of us suddenly get all passive?"

"Likely."

"Right.  We need to get her back and fast!"

The high priest approaches.  "Blessings in Pelor's name.  I have a reward waiting for you heroes."

A lay priest approaches with a strong box and opens it to reveal much gold.
This message was last edited by the GM at 05:29, Fri 15 Aug 2014.
Matt
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Fri 15 Aug 2014
at 05:31
  • msg #556

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well, thank you very much.  It is definitely appreciated, I guess I have gotten so used to the only 'reward' being less people dying than otherwise that anything more feels strange by comparison."  Well okay, they might have stolen cultural artifacts from another dimension.  His player forgets how much of those ashen crown bits they actually kept, and how much were given to royalty (did they?).
Angel
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Fri 15 Aug 2014
at 05:45
  • msg #557

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel pets the gold, a blush and smile on her face. "...yes. Thank you. It's so nice to be the recipient of gratitude. We told Adam and his family last night that the area with the cult had gotten so bad, people were angry we showed up because "heroes showing up just means more of us get killed" and such. So we had to push on, knowing nobody would care or be grateful. So... it's really really nice to see this gold. Its value is far more than what it can buy, but more in what it symbolizes."

Maverick says, "To me, it symbolizes bigger gashes in the enemies we will face; larger pools of villain blood. Less injuries in my friends. And a show of support for the end of evil." He has been wavering on whether he wants to retire in a mansion built with the bones of his enemies, that has a pool filled with the blood of his enemies. But he's not going to say such out loud here.

Carla reaches to the priest's hand and grabs it with both her hands, offering up a bright smile.
Mittens
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Fri 15 Aug 2014
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  • msg #558

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits from Thunderspire would advise against blood swimming pools.

"Heheeh!" Imp cheers at Maverick's point.  Cherub pets him.

The priest smiles at Carla then to Angel.

"It is encouraging to hear you continued to defend the defenseless even when spurned.  Sometimes a patient will curse his doctor for the pain of the life saving operation.  Presumably most recant later after recovery.  Is there anything else I can do for you all while you're here?"

"Just a social call for me this time," the king says.

"Well this is embarrassing," Adam says, "You all were due a reward from the crown as well, but I completely forgot last night."

"Adam!" the princess gasps, "How could you forget to reward your friends?!"

He blushes and rubs behind his head sheepishly.

"Nah I'd rather he have not thrown gold at us last night," Imp says, "Woulda felt awkward."

"We were having a heart-to-heart reunion," Cherub coos.

Mits nods.  "Still, as Mav hinted, let's get that all gathered up and shop for more powerful gear so we can punch more powerful villains in the face.  As for what more you can do for us, I ask only that we keep up this arrangement.  You ask for help with stuff we can handle and equip us appropriately for more in the future."

"As you say," the priest answers with a hand gesture, "May Pelor's light warm your hearts and light your way."
Matt
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Fri 15 Aug 2014
at 06:15
  • msg #559

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I know that whole saying about only a poor craftsman blaming his tools, but there does come a point where I can only make my hammer hit things so hard, or my armor turn aside so many blows without the kind of materials I would never have thought were actually needed."  Of course, the actual masterwork quality weapons is the easy part.  The magic tax for magic power on the other hand, yeesh.
Carla
player, 260 posts
Reborn Angelic being
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Fri 15 Aug 2014
at 06:34
  • msg #560

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla hands a prayer to the priest, along with a request to lead her allies and the royals in it. The prayer is mostly one of gratitude for life, love, and guidance. With request for more of such in the future.

Once done with the church, the group head back towards the palace with the royal family, unless the church stops them for some reason.

If they are on their way back, Angel asks, "...is everyone feeling better now than when we left for the church? I know I am..."
Mittens
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Fri 15 Aug 2014
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  • msg #561

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"You bet I am!" Imp says, grinning at Angel, "I'm a little devil and I just got praised by a priest!"

"I need an epic suit of plate armor... if I'm up against an enemy that powerful," Mits says, "Magic weapons and armor and nice and all to give a slight edge..."

She draws her poisoned short sword and studies it.

"But I get the feeling you've become so skilled and tough that unarmed and unarmored you'd crush a standard magical armor and weapon wielding soldier."

"That would be fun to put to the test," Adam suggests.

His mother clears her throat.  He sighs. "But I suppose there isn't time for that."

"The edge becomes more significant the more powerful the magic item," Cherub reminds.

The group is escorted to the treasury and given another reward of gold.
This message was last edited by the GM at 07:10, Fri 15 Aug 2014.
Matt
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Fri 15 Aug 2014
at 08:11
  • msg #562

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I would much rather prefer not being stabbed directly, even if that were true."   Look, taking off your shirt and punching somebody to death is more for those STR/DEX sorts.  Or classes who can melee basic and get AC out of their favorite stat, like Wardens.

  "If one of your changes involves learning to use platemail though, I would be happy to help you there Mittens."
Angel
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Sat 16 Aug 2014
at 03:11
  • msg #563

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel blushes again at the sight of the treasury. "It's a bit overwhelming... thanks again. I didn't really expect anything from the crown, considering the nature of the quest was more... clerical."

Carla gives another bow to the king and queen with a smile.

Maverick says to the king and queen, "Yeah. Thanks. So how often do people give you a pile of treasure for being heroes?"
Mittens
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Tue 19 Aug 2014
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  • msg #564

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Yeah unless you can somehow arrange for a magical pillow fight where no one gets hurt I don't think any of us are interested in combat with non villains," Imp says.

"But a pillow fight does sound fun!" Cherub chimes with a giggle.

The king and queen smile and nod to Angel and Carla.

"That would be never," the princess answers Maverick.

"Well..." Adam begins, "You could consider the taxes the crown collects as a kind of payment for being heroic.  Because if the leaders don't do their job the people eventually either leave or rebel."
This message was last edited by the GM at 03:35, Tue 19 Aug 2014.
Matt
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Tue 19 Aug 2014
at 05:16
  • msg #565

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

   "I suppose that depends on how much people are able to pay them and not starve at the time.  But at least that was never an issue back home."  Nobody in the party is Arena Fighter, so a pillow fight would not be quite so catastrophically fatal.
Angel
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Tue 19 Aug 2014
at 06:05
  • msg #566

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel asks the king, "So... is there anything more we can do to help you? Or am I to take it that the sooner we let Adam get back to his 'chores' and we go our way, the better?"

Maverick is silent, watching the conversation.
Mittens
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Tue 19 Aug 2014
at 06:13
  • msg #567

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Thanks for the offer," the king says, "But I can't think of anything off the top of my head.  I understood you all had a personal mission you wanted to attend to.  Perhaps one of my archivists can help you track down your friend's family."

"Doubtful," Mits says, "My tribe is a loong ways away from here."

"Then our mages can help with a teleportation," Adam suggests.

"Thanks!" Cherub chimes.

"If you're interested in leads for adventuring, see the captain of the guard," the princess suggests.

"Thanks!" Imp chimes.
Matt
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Tue 19 Aug 2014
at 06:20
  • msg #568

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Honestly, it would be nice to do something just for one of us without some life threatening reason being why.  Looking for Mitten's family is fine."

  Scene cut toe Evil Raichel and Evil Timothius (You can tell because they have black goatee's taped to their fur) drown dire puppies (Which is like drowning a regular puppy, but at a larger size class).

  "Probably fine."  Matt says.
Angel
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Tue 19 Aug 2014
at 06:26
  • msg #569

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Evil Raichel: "For great justice!"
Evil Timothius: "Launch every zig!"

.....maybe not.

Angel says, "Then we have ourselves a goal. Adam, let us know when it's time to say our goodbyes."
Mittens
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Wed 20 Aug 2014
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  • msg #570

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The royal family bids the team farewell and returns too the throne room.  After some magic item shopping with his friends, Adam leads the group to the royal mage's lab and introduces them the the head wizard.

"Welcome, friends of Adam.  What can I do for you?"

When it is explained, he references several maps and finds a good spot to teleport the heroes to.

"Wish I could go with you," Adam says, "But responsibilities to see to and all that..."

"Thanks, Adam!"  Cherub gives him a goodbye cheek kiss.

The group is given a scroll and ritual components for the treturn trip.

"Try not to die of boredom!" Imp says with a wave.

Lucky offers each hero a hug and cheek lick goodbye.
Matt
player, 590 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 20 Aug 2014
at 01:56
  • msg #571

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt snuggles the big kitten.  How manly. "Thanks Adam.  Be sure to tell us about how you had to beat a boredom elemental unconscious with a paperweight when we get back."
Angel
player, 514 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 20 Aug 2014
at 02:01
  • msg #572

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel and Carla are also sure to cheek-kiss Adam. Maverick hugs Adam. All three hug the cat back. The three gaze at Adam before hesitantly turning towards the portal. "Thanks for the help and the return scrolls. Makes me feel less like this is goodbye and more like 'see you in a few days'."
Mittens
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Shifter
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Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 04:10
  • msg #573

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Adam blushed from all the kisses and hugs, returns the love with hugs, and bid his friends a fond "see you in a few days."

BAMF!

"Well that's always fun!" Imp says.

Cherub headtilts.  "Teleporting?  Like you've teleported before."

"Sure have!  I think..."

The group finds themselves within the ruins of some ancient stone building, most of the roof gone.  On the stone floor is carved the runes of an ancient teleportation circle.  Outside, easily seen through the windows and fallen wall, are rolling hills of tall grass.

Mits looks around.  "Hmm...  I remember this place.  One of my very first adventures was exploring this place."

She points.  "Home should be about half a day's walk that way."
Matt
player, 591 posts
I am two things.
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Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 04:16
  • msg #574

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Was this temple usually this abandoned, frequented by violent wildlife, or other usual things we have come to expect by now?"  Hey, places full of horrible things a day away from your hometown was perfectly standard.  See: every campaign so far.
Angel
player, 515 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 04:21
  • msg #575

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla and Maverick just look around like curious kids.

Angel gives the place a look over, but seems more interested in Mittens at the moment. She gets a smile and says, "This is your turf, Mittens. Lead the way."
Mittens
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Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 04:32
  • msg #576

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Hasn't really changed from what I remember," Mits answers, leading the way, "I must have been 4 or 5 years old back then and I survived.  So I doubt it's in the least bit dangerous to us."

"Half a day's walk" for a 4 or 5 year old isn't very far for adults either.  Before long the group finds a village made of straw and mud huts.  Not a soul is seen in the streets, but villagers can be spotted fearfully watching the adventurers from inside their huts.  Mits looks a bit confused.

"I don't remember them being quite this cowardly..." Imp says.

"I uh...  Maybe something scary has happened to them recently?" Cherub offers.
Matt
player, 592 posts
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Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 04:36
  • msg #577

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well, you look comparatively normal Mittens." Mittens still sporting the robes look!  Nevermind the floating angel and imp "But there's Me, Angel, and the most heavily armed children in all the land showing up out of nowhere." Yes we know Carla is 19 trillion years old.
Angel
player, 516 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 04:40
  • msg #578

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel steps forward and calls out, "Hail! One of your own returns home! Anyone in this town remember a girl named Mittens?!"

Carla doesn't mind being called a child in this situation; Matt was describing the town's point of view.

Maverick smirks from Matt's description, though, and nudges him with an elbow.
Mittens
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Shifter
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Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 04:51
  • msg #579

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

An old crone of a razorclaw steps out to talk with Angel.

"Hail.  Welcome home, Mittens.  Looks like you got your wish and became an adventurer.  Well I'll be the first to admit we could sure use some.  Orc and Ogre bandits have killed off our defenders.  And they return here from time to time to rob us.  Without the supplies they've been taking, we won't have enough to survive the winter."

"Those fiends!" Cherub gasps.

"Where they at?!  I'll tear 'em apart!" Imp snarls.

The crone points.  "They always go that way when they leave."

"I just came to say hi to my family," Mits says, "My sibs still alive?"

The crone nods and points at a hut.  Mits heads for the hut.
Matt
player, 593 posts
I am two things.
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Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 04:59
  • msg #580

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Okay, is it a good sign or bad sign he hears 'orcs and ogres' and thinks 'oh, not so bad'.  "Think we should let her see them alone first?  If only because I don't know if we'd all fit in the hut."
Angel
player, 517 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 05:02
  • msg #581

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel shrugs. "I'd say that's up to Mittens."

Maverick just starts going that way, pulling his cloak close to himself, hiding his weapons and such so he just looks like a little boy in a black cloak.

Carla looks up at Mittens and waits to follow her.
Mittens
GM, 1167 posts
Shifter
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Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 05:07
  • msg #582

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Prolly best if you wait out here," Cherub agrees.

"Us too..." Imp offers.

Mits opens the door.  "Mittens has returned to the place of her birth."

She steps inside, leaving the door open behind her.  Sounds of a tearful reunion can be heard from inside.  Cherub hugs Carla and cries on her shoulder.  Imp frowns, cheeks puffed out, and folds her arms.
This message was last edited by the GM at 05:08, Tue 26 Aug 2014.
Matt
player, 594 posts
I am two things.
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Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 05:15
  • msg #583

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  It's the most touching off panel event he has ever seen... Not seen.  Whatever.

  Matt headpats Imp, despite the dangers of little horns.  "From the sound of things, they would die of dehydration if they saw three of you."
Maverick
player, 351 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 05:19
  • msg #584

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick is peaking in. Sure, he was asked to wait outside, but it was presumably for the benefit of the siblings. And he spies. It's what he does.

Carla gently pets cherub and smiles.

Angel gazes in the direction of the sounds and smiles also. Then looks at Imp curiously.
Mittens
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Shifter
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Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 05:25
  • msg #585

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits steps out with her mom and two sibs.  The younger sibs look to be about 14.  The mommy's face is wet with tears, but Mits' is not.  She just looks tense.

"Those two are pieces of my shattered identity.  These are my adventuring friends.  Angel, Matt, and Carla.  This is my adopted son, Maverick."

The mommy covers her mouth as she gasps.  "You have a son?!  I'm so happy for you!"

"Mommy!" Cherub cries as she flies to the lady to glomp her.

Imp looks even grumpier.
Matt
player, 595 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 05:28
  • msg #586

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Well, at least it's going 2/3 well.  Which compared to a lot of family reunions is a spectacular success rate even if that 2/3 is just one person.

  Matt wonders if Imp is the fragment that remembers all the Embarrassing Parent moments?
Raichel
player, 156 posts
Lightning Reflexes
50,000 volts worth
Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 05:35
  • msg #587

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick gives a bow to the family. "Pleased to meet you."

Angel and Carla also give bows with smiles.

Raichel and Timothius look a bit overwhelmed as they look the bunch over. Timothius seems to slightly step behind Raichel.

Raichel kind of echoes what Mittens said, "Your shattered identity..." as she looks over the cherub and then the imp. Then looks around at the others. "Uh... nice to meet you all?"
Mittens
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Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 05:48
  • msg #588

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"So cute!" Cherub squees, fluttering to glomp and cheek-kiss the sibs.

The mommy kneels down to pull Maverick in for a cuddle-hug.  "Happy to meet you too, grandson."

"Magic," Mittens explains to her sis, "On one of my adventures I was separated into many copies of myself.  Each copy had a different part of my personality and memory.  I've been slowly re-assembling my different parts back into one person.  So far, the music lover side of me, the nature lover side of me, a sword-lover side, and my childish side have come together into me.  The cherub is my lovey-dovey side, and the imp I guess is my impish side.  They choose to remain separate."
Matt
player, 596 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 26 Aug 2014
at 05:55
  • msg #589

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Magic tends to be weird, but piles of Mittens seems to be the strangest example so far."

  He looks over to Timothius and Raichel.  "Good to see our friend had a good family to come back to.  Sorry to hear about what has been happening."
Angel
player, 518 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 27 Aug 2014
at 06:15
  • msg #590

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "We were here just to check on Mittens' family and siblings. But with the orc and ogre trouble we heard about when we arrived, chances are decent we'll be working on that problem too."

Maverick blushes from the hug.

Timothius says, "A nephew already..." Seeing his mom hug Mav with no repercussions gives Timothius the courage to also hug the boy. Raichel says, "We don't really have a defense against the orcs and ogres anymore. I'd fight them, but just me against all of them would be suicide. So if you do, in fact, help us out, then thanks."

Angel says, "The alternative is you all leave this place."
Mittens
GM, 1170 posts
Shifter
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Wed 27 Aug 2014
at 06:27
  • msg #591

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"I don't know where we could leave to," Mits' mom says.

"'Some day you'll need adventurers,'" Imp says, "'Then you'll be sorry.'  I remember saying words to those effect."

"So... where's dad?" Mits asks, "Don't tell me he had enough of a spine to face the ogres and died defending the village."

"'cause I'll cry if he's dead," Cherub says pitifully.

"I won't," Imp pouts, eyes already tearing up.

Mommy headshakes.  "He's fine.  He was in the kitchen.  He must have heard you announce yourself...  Honey?  Mittens is home!  She's alive!"

There's no response from inside.

"I'll go see what's going on."

The mommy heads inside.

Mits looks over at Raichel.  "Just one of my friends would likely be enough to rip a squad of orcs apart.  Ogres will be more likely to take two of us.  But with our whole team, I'm sure we won't have to bother asking our friend Prince Adam to send his army to deal with."
Matt
player, 597 posts
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Wed 27 Aug 2014
at 06:34
  • msg #592

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well, it kind of depends on how well equipped they are.  I did get my ass kicked by Akitani the Goblin, after punching that statue to death." Berserker criiiiiits.

  "But then we had to put her down when she got turned into a zombie, so I think it counts as a tie now?"
Raichel
player, 157 posts
Lightning Reflexes
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Wed 27 Aug 2014
at 06:40
  • msg #593

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Timothius says, "So... you'll take care of the problem then?"

Angel nods, "Sure. Don't see why not."

Raichel sighs in relief. "If what Mittens is saying is true, then I'm nowhere near your league. So I would likely just get in the way. But if you want, I can come along anyway and fire from a distance." as she says this, electricity zaps about in her hands. "....much as I'd like to get in their faces and kick their teeth in..."

Timothius puts an arm around Raichel.
Mittens
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Shifter
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Wed 27 Aug 2014
at 06:45
  • msg #594

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"The Amalorkar honor fight was shortly after the worst goblin ambush ever," Mits reminds Matt.

Mits raises an eyebrow at the lightning.

"Whoah, cool!" Imp cheers, "My sis is a sorceress?!  Awesome!"

"And delightfully ironic.  Sure.  Come along.  We'll have you resurrected you if you somehow manage to get killed."

"Angel of Pelor," Cherub chimes, showing off Carla.
This message was last edited by the GM at 06:48, Wed 27 Aug 2014.
Matt
player, 598 posts
I am two things.
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Wed 27 Aug 2014
at 06:49
  • msg #595

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt says with that tired way like one reminding children of reality "Nobody is getting killed"  Then after a moment, corrects himself.  "None of you is getting killed."

  Then he adds "Generic blacksmith. Hammers are a multi career tool it seems."
Raichel
player, 158 posts
Lightning Reflexes
50,000 volts worth
Wed 27 Aug 2014
at 06:54
  • msg #596

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel puts an arm around Matt with a smirk, looking up at him. "There is absolutely nothing generic about you, Matt."

Maverick says, "Those orcs and ogres are going to die. Slowly, if I can help it."

Timothius says, "Can we not talk about people dying?"

Maverick says, "Those murderers? Those aren't people. They are the scum I clean off my boots."

Raichel says, "They are murderers. They must pay for their crime. That said, let's not make their death slow. The longer they stay on this world, the more likely they are to spread their evil further."
Mittens
GM, 1172 posts
Shifter
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Wed 27 Aug 2014
at 07:10
  • msg #597

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp grins and thumbs-ups at Maverick.

Cherub goes to try and cuddle-comfort-cheek-kiss Timothius.

"Off to rescue the village, dad,"
Mits calls into the house, "Taking Raichel with me."

"What?!  You'll do no such thing!"

A razorclaw man who looks very "generic villager" comes out wearing a stern look on his face.

"It's one thing running off to get yourself killed, but it's another entirely to get your sister killed too!"

"Daddy!" Cherub gasps, tearfully fluttering over to glomp him.

He gives her an awkward look and recoils from the charge, but is unable to avoid the hug.

"There's the stupidface kinda stuff I remember!" Imp grumps, "I've got half a mind to bend you over and spank you!"

Mits gives her daddy a cold look.  "'Glad you're alive, Mittens.'  'I've missed you so much, sweetheart.'  'I'm so proud of you for growing up to be a hero in the company heroes, firstborn daughter of mine.'  'Welcome home...'  One of those woulda been nice.

"Your choice, Raichel.  He can't stop you.  He doesn't have the guts."


Mommy comes out and hugs her hubby from the side.
Matt
player, 599 posts
I am two things.
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Wed 27 Aug 2014
at 07:17
  • msg #598

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Thanks, Angel.  By the way now you owe me another 'can't have self doubt yourself' moment."

   Then dadness happens. Oh, he's trying to avoid hugs. Even KYLE doesn't try to avoid hugs.  This is Bad.

  Off somewhere in time and space, Papa Darkthorne senses somebody is embarrassing their child but DOING IT WRONG.
Raichel
player, 159 posts
Lightning Reflexes
50,000 volts worth
Wed 27 Aug 2014
at 07:33
  • msg #599

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel glances from her dad to Mittens, and back.

Timothius asks, "Dad, did you notice they have a real angel?"

Carla glows, as if to accentuate what Timothius is saying.

Angel says, "Neither of your daughters will die. As Mittens pointed out moments ago, we've dealt with far worse. Orcs and ogres will be a welcome break from what we're used to."

Timothius says, "You have... but Raichel has not."

Raichel says, "Still, if I never get the chance to face danger, I will not grow."

Timothius continues, "But on the other hand, I'm sure there are better, more controlled ways for you to train my sister and I how to become heroes."

Raichel looks back at Mittens. "Is this as controlled as it gets while still being an actual heroing situation?"

Maverick says, "A child could do it. I should know."

Angel says, "And with you offering to keep your distance, I can keep you company in the back line so you'll have someone to protect you even if they get up to you."

Raichel says, "I feel the need to do this. I was considering facing them before you all came. But now? Now it's a question of my own self worth. I need to know I have the courage to right wrongs, even when I'm scared."
This message was last edited by the player at 07:35, Wed 27 Aug 2014.
Mittens
GM, 1173 posts
Shifter
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Wed 27 Aug 2014
at 07:48
  • msg #600

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Doesn't matter," the dad answers, "A girl's place is at home, not fighting monsters."

"'I've heard enough out of you!'" Imp says slapping the daddy in the face.

He collapses unconscious.  Cherub gasps and flutters down to his side.

"Daddy!"

Imp looks at her hand in shock.

"W...  That wasn't supposed to happen!  Jeez.  I was just going to parrot all the lame stuff he said to me as a kid.  But...  He never knocked me out when he slapped me in the face."

She covers her face and cries.

Mits sweatdrops.  "Glad you decided to come, Raichel.  Thanks for backing me up, everyone."
Matt
player, 600 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 27 Aug 2014
at 13:07
  • msg #601

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Maverick, wreaking drawn out vengeance against evil while satisfying is incredibly imptactical.  They might escape and make fun of you later for not finishing them when you had the chance while eating orphans."    Matt how can they do that if Maverick would have totally cut their tongue out by then?  Oh right. Hedge wizard glov-wait he also cut off their hands. Hmm, interperetive grunting?

  Oh, they have a Minion for a Father.  Thaaaat explains everything.

  "It's okay Imp, nonlethal blows are a default in this system.  It's okay Imp, I'm sure one of us might have done that if he kept at being incredibly bad voicing his concerns..."  Though on thinking about what Daddy Cat said, he looks to Timothius and asks "So, was he totally okay with you leaving for adventure? Or did it not come up because you seem to like reasonable things like not having to go around smashing insane warlords possessed by demons oh Gods our lives are weird."

  OOC: Coming soon to a 4th Ed thread near you.  Sidekicking party members.
Timothius
GM, 357 posts
Paladin of Bahamut
Shifter (of sorts)
Wed 27 Aug 2014
at 21:41
  • msg #602

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick glances at Matt and says, "Hard for them to make fun of me if I've left scars for them to remember me by. Besides... killing enemies has proven just as useless as not killing them since they keep coming back even after they're dead."

Raichel and Timothius immediately get to checking the dad's injury. Timothius looks at the crying imp, looks at Mittens, then to Raichel. The tone in his voice sounds genuinely scared as he says, "....Raichel; stay home. I know it's important to you to go, but if the little imp can do that by accident, it might be her who kills you."

Raichel says, "You're the one who pointed out they have an angel. And Mittens said the angel could bring me back if I should fall. You see how she's acting; she didn't mean to hurt him that bad. And he looks OK, aside from waking with a bruise."

Timothius doesn't say anything for a moment, but then looks up towards Matt. "He would have been fine with me going. He would have been rather proud of me if I wanted to, in fact."

Angel says, "Then come. See for yourself that your sister will be OK. When we return, we'll let your dad know you helped keep her safe."

Carla sucks in her lower lip in concern and writes something before handing it to Timothius. Timothius reads it. After reading, he closes his eyes like he's praying. And then opens his eyes and looks at the others. "....all right." he looks up at his mom (since he's still knelt next to his dad) "I'll help situate dad. And then I'll go with the heroes."
This message was last edited by the GM at 21:44, Wed 27 Aug 2014.
Mittens
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Shifter
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Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 02:14
  • msg #603

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp dries her eyes.  "Thanks, Matt."

"Imp never kills," Mittens says.

She raises an eyebrow at the exchange.

"Be warned.  It'll be very bloody.  If you get squeamish, we won't be able to escort anyone back home till after we're done eradicating the villains."

The mommy helps with moving the daddy.  "Please don't misunderstand.  Your dad just wants you all to grow up safe to have loving families of your own."

Mits skews her lips.  "I'm quite happy with my friends and my son who can face demon tyrants.  His is not the only way to live."

"I still love daddy," Cherub assures, "Maybe when we come back safe he'll understand better."
Matt
player, 601 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 03:42
  • msg #604

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well, we can hope less raiders inclined to burn his house to the ground as a joke to deal with anymore helps with his opinion." Or, it could stay firmly in nameless NPC 'somebody else's problem' land.

  He looks to Imp and says "Don't worry, you are still the best devil."  T'Shock not only isn't around, but she's a Demon anyway.
Raichel
player, 160 posts
Lightning Reflexes
50,000 volts worth
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 03:51
  • msg #605

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel says, "The infamous Mittens has already come back safe when everyone thought her dead."

Timothius and Raichel help carry the dad to a bed so he can rest.

Raichel adds, "But as long as there are orcs and ogres stealing our food, there is no such thing as safe."

Angel says, "Then let's get going."

Timothius gives his mom a hug and says, "We're coming home, mom. Don't worry."

Maverick asks, "Which way did the orcs go?"

Once directed, the group will head that way.
Mittens
GM, 1175 posts
Shifter
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Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 03:57
  • msg #606

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

It's a beautiful walk in a serene prairie to the Orcgre hideout, the tracks easy for the veteran adventurers to follow.  There's the occasional distant gazelle or other such animal that turns to look at the odd bunch marching toward the foothills of the rocklands.  Mits and imp are silent.

Cherub flutters over to the sibs and smiles.

"You're so pretty, Raichel!  And so handsome, Timothius!  I haven't seen you since you were adorable little toddlers.  Tell me about yourselves.  Your interests and stuff."
Matt
player, 602 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 04:05
  • msg #607

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  At least it's not Elk.  Who are further away and gambling while talking trash about Gazelle (honest).

  "While it's good to be closer to home, I miss when half the orcs and hobgoblins we met were reasonable people."
Angel
player, 519 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 04:22
  • msg #608

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel and Timothius share their interests. Raichel, highly interested in fighting, though mostly with bare-hand, staff, and other blunt-style weapons. She loves using an opponent's abilities against them. Timothius, of course, wants to become a healer and a dad.

Angel makes with conversation also. Maverick only speaks if spoken to, taking everything in. Carla keeps an eye out.

Raichel and Timothius both, of course, are still a bit in awe and shock at the weird team of heroes.

Mittens: Their older sister. A woman. Who dad insisted was dead. And women are the furthest thing from combat-capable. ....and has the worst case of split-personality to where the personalities literally physically manifest as separate beings.
Carla: A woman who looks like a baby. And also happens to be an angel!
Angel: ...yet another woman? And this one has some kind of air of invincibility about her. Granted, that confidence seems to exude from the whole team, but Angel somehow manages to ooze more of it. Maybe because she looks like this is just another game and she's always the winner? Hard to say.
Maverick: A little boy who is more viscous and violent-minded than the rest of the team. His quietness is only taken as cute from Raichel and Timothius because they don't yet know him all that well.
Matt: A fighter who looks like a paladin and acts like everything under the sun is taken in stride. He actually *belongs* in the category of "hero/adventurer" compared to the others.

....at least, that's the impression the sibs get. Timothius remains scared of Imp and keeps his distance from her. Raichel seems a bit focused on the task, looking at the path itself as if it were her rival.
Mittens
GM, 1176 posts
Shifter
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Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 04:33
  • msg #609

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"When they're not forced into a insane darkness cult with a magical machine that covers their flesh in eyes at least," Imp agrees with Matt.

Cherub is her typical lovey-dovey self, eager for chances to praise the ones she loves.  She offers to spar Raichel on the way, assuring her that she feels no pain no matter how hard the hit.

Eventually the tracks disappear into the rocky hills, but the ruins are easily seen by then.  A quick search uncovers the only working set of doors that look recently repaired.  Dry blood smears on the ground also give away that this is the right place.

Mits steps forward.  "Be ready."

She kicks the door in!  Surprised orcs and ogres inside turn to face the heroes.

"What?  Fresh meat come to jump into our hungry bellies?  Bwahahahaaa!"

Cherub rushes in.  "Your murders end today!  Surrender!"

"We murder you now!"
Matt
player, 603 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 04:45
  • msg #610

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt, holding to your easily identifiable standards of 'Fighter Mans'.  Except for that Will save and Perc check.  But he can totally identify with Raichel's fondness for blunt trauma.

  Once the inevitable happens, he moves in and unfortunately only cracks ogre club instead of ogre skull with his hammer.

OOC: Charge miss. Marks Ogre 1.
Maverick
player, 352 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 04:52
  • msg #611

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick says nothing and just lets his sling do the talking as his stone flies and hits the ogre in the back with a vengeance! And then the boy disappears.


Surprise: Fleeting Spirit Strike on Ogre 3. Hit(32)!
 dmg: 24
Stealth: 27


Ogre HP: 111 - 27 = 84

Carla
player, 261 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 05:00
  • msg #612

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla waves a hand and whispers, "Sparky."

With a bolt of red lightning, Sparky appears in front of the ogre.


Surprise: Call Spirit Companion
Heee... Sparky now is a shaman spirit. Needs to take 13 or more dmg to go down.

Angel
player, 520 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 05:06
  • msg #613

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel hurries into the room. While she turns the corner, she fires a crossbow bolt at the ogre in the back, making him gush blood out his neck! She stops in the southeast corner of the room with a smile. "Never. Listen."


Surprise: Fleeting Spirit Strike v Savage 3. Hit(32)!
 dmg: 37


Ogre 3 HP: 84 - 37 = 47 bloodied

Raichel
player, 161 posts
Lightning Reflexes
50,000 volts worth
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 05:08
  • msg #614

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel and Timothius enter the room and look surprised and scared.
Mittens
GM, 1177 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 05:20
  • msg #615

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Well then come and get it!" Cherub challenges landing among the enemies.

She slams her hand into the ground and a wave of force blasts out, injuring the ogre nearby.  Meanwhile Mits draws her axe and sword, swinging out to gash a nasty wound across an orc's chest.

"Zap the one Matt fights, Raichel."

The enemy screams in pain and anger!  "I kill you!"

"I've got this one set up for flanking, Maverick!" Imp calls out.
Matt
player, 604 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 05:21
  • msg #616

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  While his friends are nearly slaying their foes on the first attack, Matt meanwhile only mildly crushes one of the knees of the Ogre he is dealing with.  So far as how that is mild only in comparison.

OOC: Standard: Steel serpent strike. hit. 15 DMG. Ogre 1 slowed, can't shift, until end of my next turn.

Reminder: Going to use a reaction attack if ogre misses me with melee.

Ogre 1 HP: 96 left

Narrator
player, 306 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 05:31
  • msg #617

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

An orc charges Cherub, swings his greataxe overhead down on her head, and splits her in half!  But her insides are made of arcane lightning, and the two halves rejoin like two magnets snapping back together.

"Oooh, so close, but no murder," Cherub says, "You'll have to do better than that if you want to hurt me.  Ohai, Sparky!"

Then an orc goes after Imp from behind, gashing her badly in the back.  She screams in pain!  Mits' poisoned orc misses his swing, but he seems to be healing up.
This message was last edited by the player at 06:31, Thu 28 Aug 2014.
Angel
player, 521 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 05:41
  • msg #618

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Do you dummies know any other words? Or were you planning to bore us to death?" as she fires another bolt into the gaping wound she caused earlier in the ogre's neck. It falls unconscious from the sudden stop of blood to the brain. Just as quickly, the girl fires a bolt into Matt's Ogre, hitting it in the leg.

She glances in Imp's direction. "Hold on, Imp!"


Biting Volley attack 1 v Ogre 3. Crit(34)!
 dmg: 34
Biting Volley attack 2 v Ogre 1. Hit(24)!
 dmg: 13


Ogre 3 HP: 34 - 34 = DED
Ogre 1 HP: 96 - 13 = 83

Carla
player, 262 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 05:52
  • msg #619

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla walks to the ogre who hit Imp and says in an almost speaking-level tone, "Burn." and the ogre along with two of the orcs catch fire!


Move: To enemies
Word of Fiery Condemnation v Orc 2, 3, and ogre 2. Hit(16)! Hit(20)! Hit(27)!
 dmg: 8 and ongoing 5 fire (save ends)


Ogre 2 HP: 111 - 8 = 103 ongoing 5 fire (save ends)
Orc 2 HP: 46 - 8 = 38 ongoing 5 fire (save ends)
Orc 3 HP: 46 - 8 = 38 ongoing 5 fire (save ends)

Narrator
player, 307 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 05:53
  • msg #620

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Me show you b-lurk!" the ogre retorted before passing out.

The other ogres each swing twice, one missing Matt both swings, the other clubbing Carla savagely!  He then pats himself to extinguish the fire.

"What with all the little winged ones?"
This message was last edited by the player at 05:55, Thu 28 Aug 2014.
Maverick
player, 353 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 06:04
  • msg #621

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick comes from around the corner seemingly out of nowhere and throws a volley of stones from his sling, hitting two of the orcs, hurting them both badly. He narrows his eyes at the enemies.

Timothius panics and rushes to bandage Imp while Raichel comes up right by Tim and shoots lightning at the ogre!


Cloud of Steel v Orc 1, 3, Ogre 2. Hit(21)! Hit(21)! Miss(17)
 dmg to orc 2: 9
 dmg to orc 3: 14


Orc 1 HP: 21 - 9 = 12
Orc 3 HP: 38 - 14 = 24

This message was last edited by the player at 06:08, Thu 28 Aug 2014.
Matt
player, 605 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 06:12
  • msg #622

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt whiffs, and then comments to the Ogre "Well, this is just embarrassing for the both of us."  Hey, at least you've hit the Ogre when he hasn't yet! (Nevermind your three attacks to his one so far).
Mittens
GM, 1178 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 06:15
  • msg #623

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits begins to sing!

"I drop the shield and grab my axe
A weapon in each fist!
The first blow makes the helmet crack
The axe cut to the teeth!"


She buries her axe in the orc's face then kicks his poisoned body at the other one.

"I rip the axe from the head
Covered in blood and brains
Leave the body lying dead
Ready to strike again


She steps forward and grins sadistically at the burning orc.

"My sword cuts through clothes and skin
Like a hot knife cuts through snow
I smile as the bastard screams
When I twist my sword!"


Imp backs away.  "Nice one, Maverick!  Keep it up, Raichel!"

She blinks in a little surprise at Timothius then gives him a sheepish smile.  "Thanks, bro."
Narrator
player, 308 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 06:29
  • msg #624

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Kill you later," orc says to Cherub, "Kill you first!"

He charges Carla!  Cherub's eyes flash.  "Angel!"

Angel is empowered to take a shot at the orc and hits!  But his wounds begin to heal after he swings at Carla.

"Kill the rock thrower!" the other orc says, charging at Maverick!  Carla baps him as he passes.  The boy easily dodges the attack, but Raichel can feel the power of the swing as the weapon's wake hits her face.
This message was last edited by the player at 06:30, Thu 28 Aug 2014.
Angel
player, 522 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 06:41
  • msg #625

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "You guys really don't get it yet?" and a crossbow goes into the throat of the orc who attacked Maverick. Then shoots a bolt at the other orc, only grazing him. "The score is 3 to zero. We killed 3 of you and you have killed NONE of us!"


Twin Strike attack 1 v Orc 3. Hit(24)!
 dmg: 17
Twin Strike attack 2 v Orc 2. Hit(20)!
 dmg: 4


Orc 3: 16 - 17 = DONE
Orc 2: 25 - 4 = 21

Carla
player, 263 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 06:48
  • msg #626

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla whispers, "See." and the ogre and orc see clearly how outmatched they are.

Sparky heads over to the orc and ogre. "Hey there." he replies to Cherub.


Visions of Blood v Ogre 2, Orc 2. Hit(21)!
 dmg: 9
 -1 to defenses


Ogre 2 HP: 98 - 9 = 89
Orc 2 HP: 21 - 9 = 12

This message was last edited by the player at 06:52, Thu 28 Aug 2014.
Mittens
GM, 1179 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 06:59
  • msg #627

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp flies to be behind the ogre.  "I'm set up to flank with you, Maverick!"

Cherub flies over and touches Imp while blowing a kiss at Matt.  "Be healed, you two."

Mits flanks with Carla and starts carving into ogre flesh, continuing to sing.

"I raise my axe above my head
My eyes stare in furious rage
Yet more blood will be shed
This is a victorious day

Maverick
player, 354 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 07:03
  • msg #628

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick steps up and smirks as Imp has now helped him flank. He thrusts his sword through the ogre's belly, right into the monster's kidney! It is VERY painful.

Raichel throws some more lightning, still looking scared, but getting a determined look on her face.

Timothius goes to patch up Carla, looking worried for the little angel!


King's Castle v Ogre 2. Hit(24)!
 dmg: 30
 Switch places with Carla
Tim heal check on Carla allows her to spend surge and gain 10 hp


Ogre 2 HP: 61 - 30 = 31
Carla HP: 31 + 10 = 41

Narrator
player, 309 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 07:06
  • msg #629

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The last orc steps over to Carla and gashes her with his axe, eyes wild!  "Make it stop!"

He doesn't heal from the attack this time.
Matt
player, 606 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 07:08
  • msg #630

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Thanks, tiny Mittens."  He wonders if Big Mittens (Oven Mittens?) is going to end up a bard again.

  Matt 'misses' a shield bash, then bonks the ogre upside the head with his hammer.  "So, is farming just really hard for ogres or something?"
Standard: Shield feint. hits.  +3 to-hit extra for me. (+16 Vs. AC; 1d10+8 DMG. AoO right now)

Ogre 1 HP: 83-14= 69.

Angel
player, 523 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 07:17
  • msg #631

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Anything that requires a brain is hard for them, Matt. The best they can hope to accomplish is eating and smashing."

She lets loose a bolt that finishes the last orc. Right behind it is another bolt that seriously injures the ogre next to him. "4 to zero. But keeping score is too hard for them, so just saying it for my amusement."


Twin Strike attack 1 v Orc 2. Hit(25)!
 dmg: 13
Twin Strike attack 2 v Ogre 2. Hit(29)!
 dmg: 14


Orc 2 HP: 12 - 13 = done
Ogre 2 HP: 31 - 14 = 17

Carla
player, 264 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 07:24
  • msg #632

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla shakes her finger at the ogre as she backs up and starts healing.

Sparky goes to Matt, touches him, and Matt heals a little more.


Move: Shift south, spirit moves to Matt
Standard: Offering of Justice.
 dmg: 13 if he attacks.
Minor: Healing Spirit
 2d6 roll: 3


Carla HP: 26 + 10 = 36
Matt HP: 53 + 3 = 56

Mittens
GM, 1180 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 07:39
  • msg #633

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits manages to whiff twice as the ogre side-stepps out of flanking, swinging and missing Maverick.  "Die!"

"Farm for chumps!" Matt's ogre hollers, swinging and missing.

"Mav's got this one," Imp says, flanking with the boy.

Mits strolls over toward Matt.

"Blood gushes from the wound
The cut is wide and deep
And before I turn around
He falls to his knees."


Cherub heads for the others and smiles.
This message was last edited by the GM at 07:39, Thu 28 Aug 2014.
Maverick
player, 355 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 07:48
  • msg #634

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick stabs the ogre in a way so painful, the ogre collapses unconscious. He then moves over to behind the last ogre. "Not farming is for dead ogres." he comments.

Raichel shoots another bolt of lightning at the last remaining ogre.

Timothius is trying to help Carla, but his fingers slip on all the blood and he whimpers, mewing.


Acrobatic Strike v Ogre 2. Hit(23)!
 dmg: 19
Move: To other ogre


Ogre 2 HP: 4 - 19 = very very... unconscious.

Narrator
player, 310 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 07:50
  • msg #635

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Standing close to the crack in the floor, Matt, Angel, Carla, Timothius, and Raichel can all hear something strange...

Crevasse: This crack is too narrow to fall into, but
anyone standing next to it can hear strange, otherworldly
whispers emanating from somewhere below.
These whispers don’t match any known language.
Angel
player, 524 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 07:56
  • msg #636

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel fires a couple bolts at the ogre. "All you have to do is admit you are a chump and I'll stop attacking." she can't help but giggle, knowing full well even Murphy can't fix the level of stupid these ogres have by having the ogre unpredictably admit he's a chump.


Twin Strike. Hit(20)! Hit(30)!
 dmg: 15+4


Ogre HP: 54 - 19 = 35

Matt
player, 607 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 07:57
  • msg #637

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Thanks Sparky, good to see you." Not flattened in two seconds that is.

  Now that Matt has all of the bonuses, it's down to 'I will miss on a 1 because 1 is auto miss'.  One coinflip later from Murphy, and the Ogre's favorite smashing hand now has broken fingers courtesy of hammertime.

  "Just sayin, if we have to deal with mouths for floors again I'll be tempted to just turn around."

Standard: hydra charge. 15 DMG.

-2 To-hit for Ogre, until end of my next turn.
Ogre 1 HP: 69-15= 54. Bloodied

Carla
player, 265 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 08:00
  • msg #638

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla looks over and shoots eyebeams at the ogre.


Sun Strike. Hit(18)!
 dmg: 10


Ogre HP: 35 - 10 = 25

Mittens
GM, 1181 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 08:04
  • msg #639

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"A clear song rings in the blade
When steel meets hardened steel
I hear the sound of wood that breaks
A sword cuts through my shield"


Mits carves a big hunk of flesh out of the monster's leg then flicks the blood from her blades.  She relaxes and begins to put her weapons away.

"Floor mouths are creepy and all, but my epic friends kicked them in the teeth well enough," Imp brags.
This message was last edited by the GM at 08:06, Thu 28 Aug 2014.
Matt
player, 608 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 08:08
  • msg #640

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt calmly blocks the ogre's last angry club with his shield as he walks around it, picks up Maverick, and then places him on top of the Ogre's head like the most brooding Christmass tree ornament this side of a Batman Angel.

  Suddenly, the Ogre turns to face Matt!... But the rest of him is still pointing the other direction.

  "This is why I hardly give you piggyback rides, Maverick.  Good job though."
Maverick
player, 356 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 28 Aug 2014
at 22:57
  • msg #641

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick starts walking along the ogre as the guy falls. "But I wouldn't do that to you. Unless you were undead and trying to kill us." Yeah. This team has seen too much.

Angel looks down the crevasse. "...should we pour acid down there and see what happens?"

Carla shakes her head.

Timothius goes to hug Raichel and glances around before kneeling to tend to Carla.

Raichel says, "Creepy as those voices might be, we don't know who is down there. They could be the voices of innocent people held captive."

Angel shrugs, "Not like we can fit down there."

Sparky says, "By the way, folks; I'm here as long as Carla or I want me around. If something comes up, or one of my sibs wants to hang out, I'll likely head out to be replaced by a sibling."
Mittens
GM, 1182 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 03:01
  • msg #642

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub flutters over to him to glomp.  "You're cuuute!  Stay with us, please!"

Imp blushes. "Speaking of siblings, way to go standing your ground, Raichel and Timothius.  Thanks again for the bandage."

Mits stands next to Imp and heals her up with a touch.

"Let's rest up a bit."
Matt
player, 609 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 04:47
  • msg #643

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "We're likely to find out whatever it is when we find the inevitable stairs or hole leading further downwards.  So far it's only kind of annoying anyways, not like that graffiti that hurt Mittens to even read."  You succeed your arcana check!  That means you take damage LOL.
Angel
player, 525 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 04:54
  • msg #644

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Sparky blushes also. He glances aside. "Now don't be unfair to my siblings, Mittens. If I go, it will be because you'll be meeting one of my brothers or sisters." he comments.

Angel looks at Matt and nods. "I agree. So we'll see what more there is to this place once everyone is rested."

Raichel and Timothius are just hugging each other. Raichel says, "Maybe next fight, I'll be brave enough to get a punch in." Timothius says, "I can't stand seeing people suffer... but you're welcome."

Some monsters even Timothius doesn't care for. That includes these guys, who killed people he knew and respected.
Mittens
GM, 1183 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 05:10
  • msg #645

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits helps with tying up any baddies still alive.

"Just be sure to focus on the enemy Matt has preoccupied, Raichel.  He's really sharp with that hammer whenever an enemy he's got his eye on tries to attack one of his allies.  As you gain experience, you'll get a feel for what risks you can take when not within his area of protection."

"I... kinda pushed it a bit too far,"
Imp admits, "I can take a hit, but nowhere near as often as Matt or any of the others for that matter."

"We all look out for each other," Cherub says, "And have become so familiar with each other's strengths it's second nature."

She nods and smiles to Sparky and leans over to kiss his cheek.  "I'll look forward to meeting your sibs, then."

Once everyone's ready to move on, Mits heads to the next door.
Matt
player, 610 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 05:14
  • msg #646

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt heads along with the slashey singing kitty cat.  Because Two people going arglebargle against the enemies is better than-wait it's four people... or two people, because imp cherub and mittens are the same per-whatever nevermind.

  "Not that watching me work back there would have given such an impression."
Angel
player, 526 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 05:19
  • msg #647

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The group follows along. Maverick gives a passing glare to the ogre he spared earlier.

Angel asks, "Maybe we could tell them we're here to challenge their boss? Would help if we could just bypass everyone and scare the living Hell out of the others."

Maverick says, "But then they'll run. We don't want them to run."

Raichel says, "He has a point."

Timothius asks Angel, "So you're tired of all the killing and fighting?"

Angel says, "Sometimes. No matter your occupation, sometimes you want a break. Guess I'm still getting back into it since I had a small vacation these past few days."
Narrator
player, 311 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 05:25
  • msg #648

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Three ogres stand around a sun symbol carved into the
floor, their heads bowed as if in prayer. Inscribed within
the sun are images of large humanoids smashing smaller
creatures with clubs.
Across the room, a short flight of stairs leads between
a pair of enormous fiery braziers that illuminate the area.
Crude runes are scribed into the steps.


Anyone who understands Giant can comprehend the
runes, which read “The unclean may not walk before
the gods without purification.”

Surprise round!
Angel
player, 527 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 05:50
  • msg #649

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel plinks at the enemy with one of the more challenging shots she has ever tried. And hits! ...sort of. The bolt bounces off the guy's hide. "Well..."

Maverick throws a rock at the guy. The rock bounces off the hide.
Mittens
GM, 1184 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 05:58
  • msg #650

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Two ogres crowd the hallway and throw javelins, missing their mark.  Mits returns fire with a javelin, and hits the nearest one.
Angel
player, 528 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 06:05
  • msg #651

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla shoots and misses.

Angel shoots and hits! And hits wonderfully. "Much better."


Scourge of Heaven v Skirmisher 1 and 2. Miss(13), Miss(20)
 dmg: 14

Twin Strike v Skirmisher 1. Hit(25)! CRIT(35)!
 dmg 1: 11
 dmg 2: 20
 TOTAL: 31


Skirmisher 1 HP: 79 - 31 = 48

Narrator
player, 312 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 06:16
  • msg #652

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

An especially powerful looking ogre wielding a huge flail runs through the hallway toward the heroes.  http://crpp0001.uqtr.ca/w4/cam...ok/Ogre_war_hulk.jpg

"You go squish!" he bellows, unleashing a flail hurricane!

Several heroes are knocked down, and Sparky is destroyed!
Matt
player, 611 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 06:24
  • msg #653

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt sighs, hops back up to his feet, and crunches some ogre kneecap.  "Poor Sparky, at least he made it through an entire fight for once."

Minor: stand
standard: shield feint. miss.
AP: SSS. hits. 24 DMG.  target is slowed, can't shift.

Ogre HP: 286-24= 262

Maverick
player, 357 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 06:28
  • msg #654

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick misses. Even with his clever strike. Between that and how hard the guy just hit, it is becoming apparent this guy needs to be taken seriously.

Maverick says, "You go squish." and hops up the guy's belly to slash across his brow, causing blood to coat the ogre's eyes!


Clever strike misses (24)
ACTION POINT!
Go for the Eyes. Hit(26)!
 dmg: 21
 Blinded till end of his next turn.
 AFTEREFFECT: Until end of encounter, when I hit him, -2 attack and can't shift


Warhulk HP: 262 - 21 = 241 and blinded

Narrator
player, 313 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 06:35
  • msg #655

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The skirmishers get closer and throw javelins.  Missing.

"Haha!  He said squish!"
Carla
player, 266 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 06:36
  • msg #656

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla stands up, looking pretty bad off, and says, "Burn."
Immediately, the warhulk and the skirmisher behind him burst into flame!


Word of Fiery Condemnation. Hit(28)! Hit(20)! Miss(13)
 dmg: 16 and ongoing 5 fire


Warhulk HP: 241 - 16 = 225 and ongoing 5 fire
Skirmisher 1 HP: 48 - 16 = 32 and ongoing 5 fire

Angel
player, 529 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 06:41
  • msg #657

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel grabs Carla into her arms and hops to her feet before backing away. "Let him have it!" Angel yells angrily.


Move: Stand from prone
Move: Drag Carla away

Mittens
GM, 1185 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 06:49
  • msg #658

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits stands up while Cherub flies into the room past all the enemies.  Imp takes the front line next to Matt, but flying near the ceiling.  Mits javelins one of the ogres.

"Can't see!" the big ogre bellows, swinging blindly at Matt.
Matt
player, 612 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 06:55
  • msg #659

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt ducks aside from the blind swing, and konks the ogre with his hammer for generic fighter damage (Whoo! 9!).  His follow up attack alas, misses a blind man somehow.

Ogre grants party CA.
Ogre HP: 211.
Maverick
player, 358 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 06:58
  • msg #660

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick throws several rocks from his sling, hitting only the blind one. He looks annoyed that his hit didn't really hurt the ogre much.


Cloud of Steel v all. Hit(27)! Miss(13), Miss(19)
 dmg: 14


Warhulk HP: 211 - 14 = 197

Narrator
player, 314 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:01
  • msg #661

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Fire!" an ogre says, throwing a javelin and hitting Angel.

"Fire makes me sad," the other says, throwing a javelin right between Matt's eyes!  The javelin bounces off, leaving an unsightly cut that rather stings.
Carla
player, 267 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:06
  • msg #662

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla shakes a finger at the ogre. But the punishment he'd get for attacking is negligible.


Offering of Justice.
 dmg: 16 if he attacks

Mittens
GM, 1186 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:12
  • msg #663

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp flutters among the baddies and explodes with energy.  "I am your opponent!"

Mits heads over to join Matt and Maverick on the front line while Imp flies over the warhulk's head.

"Healing for Matt!" Mits chimes, "I need a good song for this fight..."
This message was last edited by the GM at 07:17, Fri 29 Aug 2014.
Angel
player, 530 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:13
  • msg #664

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel fires at the ogre. "You made the wrong enemies today, ogre!" she growls as the bolts sink deep into the ogre's side!


Biting Volley. Hit(32)! Hit(30)!
 dmg: 17 32


Warhulk HP: 187 - 32 = 155

Narrator
player, 315 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:26
  • msg #665

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Can see!" the warhulk cheers, slamming Matt to the ground again with his flail!  He continues to burn.
Matt
player, 613 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:29
  • msg #666

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt is having that Dejavu feeling again.  He hops back up, bashes the ogre in the face with his hammer, and cricks his neck feeling much better for it.  "That's going to get old fast."

daily smash. self surge.
Ogre: 131 HP left bloodied
This message was last edited by the player at 07:30, Fri 29 Aug 2014.
Maverick
player, 359 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:29
  • msg #667

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick stabs the ogre in the foot. It hurts a lot. "Even if you step on me, I'll make sure it hurts when you do."


Clever Strike. Hit(32)!
 dmg: 21


Warhulk HP: 131 - 21 = 110

Narrator
player, 316 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:31
  • msg #668

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The skirmisher continues to burn and throws a javelin at Carla but misses.  The other one backs away, throws a javelin and charges Cherub, missing both attacks.

"You stupid head!" she taunts.
Angel
player, 531 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:38
  • msg #669

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel fires two shots. One to the skirmisher to finish him off, and another to the warhulk.

Carla misses with her eyebeams. But she is dizzy and still in horrible condition. At least, until Timothius goes to her and helps her out some.

Raichel fires and misses.


Twin Strike. Hit(34)! Hit(22)!
 dmg to warhulk: 10
 dmg to skirmisher: 7


Carla HP: 17 + 11 = 28
War HP: 94 - 10 = 84
Skirm HP: 7 - 7 = 0

Mittens
GM, 1187 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:40
  • msg #670

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"'Flail' rhymes with 'fail'..." Mittens muses, hacking the enemy with her axe.

"Nice once, Angel!"
Imp cheers, taking the place of the downed ogre, "Now I can flank with you guys!"

Cherub raspberrys the last skirmisher.
Narrator
player, 317 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:42
  • msg #671

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The warhulk swings and misses.  "Stupid fire!"

He pats the fire out.
Narrator
player, 318 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:52
  • msg #672

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Whiffs ensue.  MRA.
Mittens
GM, 1188 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:56
  • msg #673

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Slash!  Stab!  Mits hits with her axe and sword!

"I'm blanking.  Oh well.  Lalala!  You die soon!"
Angel
player, 532 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 07:58
  • msg #674

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel shoots more bolts. The guy is still standing. Barely.

Carla shoots and misses. Again. No surprise.


Fleeting Spirit Strike. Hit(28)
 dmg: 23


Warhulk HP: 51 - 23 = 28
This message was last edited by the player at 07:59, Fri 29 Aug 2014.
Narrator
player, 319 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 08:07
  • msg #675

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Stay down!" the ogre hollers, knocking Matt down again with his flail!
Matt
player, 614 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 08:30
  • msg #676

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

 All this up and down must be messing with his aim, because Matt gets up and whiffs again.
Maverick
player, 360 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 29 Aug 2014
at 15:43
  • msg #677

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick decides this one needs to actually die. And aside from that big swing at the start of combat, the ogre didn't annoy Maverick to "I want him alive" levels. He pierces through the ogre's lung and heart at the same time, the ogre gasping its last breath before falling dead.


Piercing Strike. Hits(24)! haha v ref
 dmg: 20


Warhulk HP: 14 - 20 = DEAD

Mittens
GM, 1189 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 03:42
  • msg #678

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The skirmisher slashes through Cherub, again failing to do any lasting damage.  Mits steps forward and gashes with her axe while Imp flies over her head.
Angel
player, 533 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 03:50
  • msg #679

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla eyebeams again, but her beams only burn the wall as the ogre moves aside like he saw it coming from a mile away.

Angel fires a couple crossbow bolts, one in each leg. "If you surrender and tell us what we want to know, you might live."


Twin Strike. CRIT(35)! Hit(25)!
 dmg 1: 27
 dmg 2: 11
 TOTAL: 38


Skirmisher 2 HP: 61 - 38 = 23

Matt
player, 615 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 04:01
  • msg #680

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt steps up, and lands a basic but solid hit more effective than his more fancy attempts sprinkled through the fight so far.  "I think at this point a slap to the face would finish the job."  Or maybe a kick to the shins, considering Maverick's height and spot on initiative.

Enemy 6 HP left
This message was last edited by the player at 04:01, Tue 02 Sept 2014.
Maverick
player, 361 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 04:04
  • msg #681

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick walks up and slices the guy's testicles off. Thud, thud....

Ogre or no, the guy is a guy and goes cross-eyed as he falls to his knees, and then collapses. "He didn't surrender." Mav says in a "what? the guy deserved it!" kind of tone.

Raichel and Timothius wince.
Mittens
GM, 1190 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 04:11
  • msg #682

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Eww..." Cherub groans.

"Ooooh!  That had to hurt!" Imp cheers.

Mits gets to tying up any survivors.  "Glad our little strategy worked out well enough.  Let's remember that flail tantrum, though."
Matt
player, 616 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 04:17
  • msg #683

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Somewhere, sometime, Eletor nods sagely at 'didn't surrender, duh' leading to slicey slice.

  "Okay, that's kind of terrible but I'm also kind of impressed at his precision to do that through his hide armor."
Carla
player, 268 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 04:26
  • msg #684

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla looks downcast. She missed pretty much all encounter long and got hurt badly to boot. It's embarrassing.

Maverick smirks from the compliment. "Thanks."

Angel says, "What the Hells? I thought it was a bunch of orcs with a few ogres? Not; a bunch of ogres with a few orcs. What gives?"

Raichel says, "I don't know. Maybe the ogres got hungry and ate some of the orcs."
Mittens
GM, 1191 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 04:31
  • msg #685

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"It was hard to judge from the tracks," Mits says, "But I didn't see all that many tracks.  I'm guessing that first group we encountered was all that attacked the village while these guys stayed back here to hold down the fort.  And worship whatever it was that they were worshiping."

"Well let's make sure we've got them all," Imp suggests.

"Once we've rested, of course,"
Cherub reminds.

She heads over to cuddle-comfort Carla.
Matt
player, 617 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 04:41
  • msg #686

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I thought Ogres were just Orcs who worked out a lot?"  Matt.  High wis MOD, but not actually trained in natur-wait.  He is trained in nature thanks to theme... eh, we're sticking with this.
Angel
player, 534 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 04:47
  • msg #687

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel chuckles from Matt's comment. "...thanks for lightening the mood."

Carla hugs cherub back and hands her a note that reads, "If there are any more enemies, I will need to hang back more."

Maverick says, "...I didn't know you could grow twice as tall just from working out."

Raichel says, "You can't. Matt was joking."

Maverick says, "Oh. He sounded serious. Hard to tell sometimes."
Mittens
GM, 1192 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 05:03
  • msg #688

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub nods and cheek-kisses Carla.

Mits chuckles at the exchange with Matt.  "Well if you study sword magic you can replicate yourself once a day.  That counts, right?"

Imp shrugs.

When the group is ready to move on and makes it to the next room, a ghostly ogre skull appears over Mittens' head, laughs a second or two, then vanishes.  She grabs at her stomach and shivers, and shuffles rather than walk normal.

"Ugh.  I feel horrible.  And something's making this floor like taffy."

"Looks normal to me," Imp says.

"We should probably back out," Cherub suggests.


Each round at initiative count 0, randomly curse
one of the PCs in the encounter. That PC is slowed
and takes a –2 penalty to Fortitude and Will until he
or she takes an extended rest or until the group completes
the Removing the Curse skill challenge.

Removing the Curse
The divine energy of this room places a curse upon
those who do not belong. Only through proper
purification—the successful completion of this skill
challenge—can the PCs avoid or rid themselves of
the curse.
Level: 7 (XP 300).
Complexity: 1 (4 successes before 3 failures).
Primary Skills: Arcana, Religion, Thievery.
Arcana (DC 19, standard action): Studying the magical
aura about the braziers, the character determines
that they hold some divine link that is the likely cause
of the curse. This skill can be used to gain 1 success
in this challenge.

Religion (DC 14, standard action): Analyzing the
nature of the divine power at work in this room, the
character determines that some deity is angered by
the group’s presence and demands an apology or
personal sacrifice. This application of the skill can
be used to gain 1 success in this challenge. As soon
as one character succeeds on this check, all the PCs
can attempt the followup Religion check described
below.
Religion, followup check (DC 8, minor action): The
character bows his head humbly and offers up an
apology for the group’s intrusion.
If at least one character succeeds on the followup
check, it counts as 1 success; if three or more PCs
succeed, it counts as 2 successes. If three or more
PCs fail, it counts as 1 failure.
Thievery (DC 14, standard action): The character
manipulates a brazier to deactivate its power.
Each deactivated brazier counts as 1 success. A
failed check means the PC takes 1d10 fire damage
and ongoing 5 fire damage (save ends). This skill can
be used to gain 2 successes in this challenge.
Secondary Skills: Perception, Heal, special.
Perception (DC 14, minor action): The character
notices that the braziers flare slightly each time
one of the PCs is slowed. A success on this check
provides a +2 bonus to an Arcana check made to
determine the cause of the curse.
Heal (DC 14, minor action): The character concludes
that the slowed effect is a psychological effect,
not a physical one. A success on this check provides
a +2 bonus to an Arcana check made to determine
the cause of the curse.
Take Damage (part of a move action): Any character
who willingly enters one of the 4 squares occupied
by a brazier and takes fire damage (and does not
negate the damage with resistance or some other
protection) automatically contributes 1 success to
this challenge.
Success: If the PCs earn 4 successes, the effects
of the curse are removed and the braziers are
extinguished.
Failure: If the PCs get 3 failures and have earned
2 or fewer successes, all effects of the curse remain
until the PCs take an extended rest.
If the characters get 3 failures and have earned
3 successes, the slowed effect ends but the PCs still
take the penalties to Fortitude and Will until they
take an extended rest.
Matt
player, 618 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 05:11
  • msg #689

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt auto perceptions one of the braziers flare up when Mittens gets her spooky skull sickness™

  "Yeah, I wonder if the solution is as simple as just putting out those fires that flash when skulls show up?" Probably not.  That's the 'you didn't solve the puzzle my way!' method which makes the Stereotype GM steal Mittens GM's dice and throw them into the next room.
Carla
player, 268 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 05:21
  • msg #690

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick nods to Matt and goes to manipulate a brazier. He auto-succeeds.

Carla writes on a piece of paper, hands it to Cherub, and then goes to kneel as if saying a prayer. The paper reads, "The god of this place is angered by our intruding without permission. We should apologize to him for the intrusion. It is his home."

Angel looks around. "I'd agree with Cherub, but we need to proceed for the sake of the people of Mitts' home."
This message was last updated by the player at 05:21, Tue 02 Sept 2014.
Mittens
GM, 1193 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 05:57
  • msg #691

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Sorry!" Cherub says, bowing.

"God of this place didn't seem so offended by filthy ogres intruding,"
Imp harrumphs.

Mittens shrugs.  "Well at least we now know why I feel icky.  I'll apologize once the god of this apologizes for harboring murderers."

The team is able to collectively remove the curse one way or another.
Matt
player, 619 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 06:03
  • msg #692

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "No matter how hard Carla vouches for them, the Gods in general have shown to be pretty lackluster about punishing anyone who might hurt their stuff or complain too loudly about being turned into a bear because resurrection scrolls are not covered by druid health insurance."  Wait, wrong campaign.
Carla
player, 269 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 06:12
  • msg #693

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla hands Matt a note. It reads, "Not vouching for this god. Just stating the only way to cure Mittens. But for the god I do vouch for, you personally saw Pelor use us to deliver his servant and smash a cult."

Raichel says, "My sentiments exactly, Mittens."

Timothius goes to pet Mittens' back. "I'm just glad you're OK."

Angel says, "Well now that we've placated this curse-giver, shall we proceed?"

Maverick considers untying his pants to pee on the braziers. But he just saw Mittens get cursed. He decides he'll hold off and see how he feels on the way out.
This message was last edited by the player at 06:13, Tue 02 Sept 2014.
Mittens
GM, 1194 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 06:50
  • msg #694

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub hugs Carla reassuringly.  "I understand."

"Well when we get powerful enough to take on actual lesser gods, I'm totally finding the address of who owns this place to own his face," Imp declares.

Mits smiles at Raichel, nods to Angel, and proceeds with the group.

At the end of the hall, the group comes to a set of double doors.
Matt
player, 620 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 06:57
  • msg #695

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "While I'm not going to blame you, threatening to punch the mini god we just got finished apologizing for existing to seems counterproductive."

  Matt considers the doors with his Sight Beyond Sight perc check for traps.  "Hmm...  I suppose checking if it's unlocked first would keep me from looking silly trying to kick it open."
Maverick
player, 363 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 2 Sep 2014
at 07:02
  • msg #696

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick smirks and offers Imp a fist-pump for what she said. Maverick then checks the doors before cracking one open as quietly as he can.

Angel has her crossbow drawn and ready. "If this room is a dead end, I'm about ready to lay down my best, just to get this place done."

Carla hides behind the others, ready to blast away.

Sparky takes point with Matt and Cherub. "Eh. If it's just a couple ogres, then whatever. But if the ogre looks tough, then yeah."

Raichel and Timothius hang back as they had been instructed.
Narrator
player, 320 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 04:12
  • msg #697

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The noise in this chamber is deafening. A 20-foot-tall
monolith of dark blue, crackling energy fills the center,
flanked by two enormous rotting corpses apparently
standing guard.
In a secondary chamber beyond the thunderous
monolith, a sun icon set into the far wall emits the same
blue energy.


The zombies do not notice Maverick peeking through the door.
Matt
player, 621 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 04:34
  • msg #698

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

   "...Yeah, I'm not feelin going near that monolith unless we have to.  Which we probably will unless throwing something upside the heads of those two guys gets them closer."
Angel
player, 535 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 04:53
  • msg #699

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Let's find out. Open the doors and we'll all let loose on one of them. Left one or right one?"

Carla points left. Maverick says, "Carla says left one. So let's focus fire on him."
Mittens
GM, 1198 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 05:08
  • msg #700

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

When the door is opened, Mittens javelins the left zombie!

"Hrrgrowr!" it objects!
Matt
player, 622 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 05:12
  • msg #701

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

 Matt tosses his hammer at the same enemy, right in the zombie face!

 "Rworgrrh!" it complains.

OOC: 76-14= 62
Carla
player, 270 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 05:30
  • msg #702

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Eyebeams! Slingshot rock! Crossbow bolts! The hulk says, "BWAAAAA!"

...yes, we will never let that go, Tard.


Maverick Basic Ranged v Hulk2. Hit(26)!
 dmg: 16

Carla Sun Strike v Hulk2. Hit(27)!
 dmg: 9

Angel Twin Strike v Hulk2. Miss(19) CRIT(35)!
 dmg: 21


Hulk 2 HP: 62 - 16 = 46. -9 = 37 (bloodied). - 21 = 16

Mittens
GM, 1199 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 05:40
  • msg #703

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"I'll distract the other one!" Cherub offers, flying into the room.

"I'll be getting set up for flanking with you guys!" Imp offers, flying to the ceiling.

Mits heads in and fail javelins.
Maverick
player, 364 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 05:40
  • msg #704

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick moves into the room behind and in front of Mittens. What a group.
His stone then hits the leftmost undead guard so hard, he becomes redead and collapses.


Mav basic ranged. Hit(21)!
 dmg: 20


Hulk 2 HP: 16 - 20 = dead

Narrator
player, 321 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 06:01
  • msg #705

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The zombie hulk Maverick hit immediately vanishes!

"Who dares invade Koptila's sanctum!" a zombie ogre hollers as it enters the room from the far chamber with the sun icon.

"No matter, you shall be food for my minions!"

He blasts cherub who then teleports into the monolith in the center of the room!

"It survived?!" Koptila says in shock.

"Sun icon at end of room provides power to the big monolith of necrotic energy," Mittens says, "If you pry it loose and toss it into the monolith, that should disable them both."

"Good luck getting to it!" Koptila bellows as he charges Imp!

He slams his flail into her, sliding her back toward the door!
Matt
player, 623 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 06:09
  • msg #706

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "So, you're a bit more coherent than most Undead we deal with."  that are not elves.  "Particular reason for being a dick, or just 'haha puny living' basic stuff?"

  Speaking of puny living, lol 1.
Angel
player, 536 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 06:20
  • msg #707

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Tell you what. If you don't go down in 20 or so seconds, I'll just shoot the thing down and retrieve it with my mage hand." She fires some crossbows (that hit hard) while walking over to Koptila. Standing at Matt's side, Angel fires a few more, right into the corners of the guy's eyes!


Angel normal attack mod: +15
No Action: Begin the Hunt. Koptila becomes Angel's quarry. Angel gains +2 initiative. Angel gains +2 power bonus to attack rolls against Koptila until he is no longer Angel's Quarry.
Minor Action: Ferret Out Frailty. Until beginning of next turn, gain CA against one target (chose Koptila).
 Angel current attack mod: +19
Standard: Biting Volley v Koptila. CRIT(39)! Hit(24)!
 Crit dmg: 32
 dmg: 15
ACTION POINT! (AP gives +3 to attack)
 Angel current attack mod: +22
Standard: Blinding Barrage v Koptila. Hit(40)!
 dmg: 17 and blinded


Koptila HP: 290 - 64 = 226

Carla
player, 271 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 06:29
  • msg #708

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla flaps her wings to hover for a little, then throws her hands downward, causing a giant beam of light to come down! The light seers Koptila!


Brilliant Beacon v Koptila. Hit(27)!
 Ongoing radiant 10 (save ends)
 -2 attacks, saves, defenses.

Narrator
player, 322 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 06:39
  • msg #709

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Ungh!" the hulk moans as it steps forward and double-fist swings at Matt.

"Oh bother," Koptila sighs as the radiant-seared flesh on his fingertips slips right off while he tries to pluck the bolts from his eyes, "I'd always figured since skeletons can see fine zombies didn't need eyes.

"Well to answer your question, yes.  My motives are more than just hate for the living.  How about you?  Why come here?"

Suddenly, the hulk from earlier appears within the necrotic monolith, now able to move again in spite of all the damage done to it!

"Can you see now that your struggle is futile?"
Mittens
GM, 1200 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 06:51
  • msg #710

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits javelins Koptila in the belly!

"How 'bout we're here to end your reign of terror, killing innocent villagers for their food stores!" Cherub answers.

Mittens then braces and begins to power up like a Sayan.

"Oooh you're gunna get it now!" Imp boasts.
Maverick
player, 365 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 06:55
  • msg #711

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick doesn't announce he's getting past Koptila. Although Koptila feels a nasty pain in his back before Maverick vanishes farther behind Koptila.


Fleeting Spirit Strike v Koptila. Hit(31)!
 dmg: 29
Stealth v hulks: 40


Koptila HP: 207 - 29 = 178

Angel
player, 537 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 07:03
  • msg #712

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel throws lightning at Koptila.

Angel laughs at Koptila as she backs up, fires at him and says, "We have healers too, silly. It's the most basic thing! Just rare that enemies are smart enough to employ such." the bolts hit true in the ogre. "Difference is we'll last long enough to destroy your healer."


Fleeting Spirit Strike. Hit(30)!
 dmg: 31


Koptila HP: 178 - 31 = 147

Narrator
player, 323 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 07:16
  • msg #713

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"You're here because of the raid on the village?!" Koptila bellows, yanking the bolts from his eyes.

He swings his flail around, destroying Cherub but missing Imp and Matt.  He grins wickedly then blasts Matt and Imp with necrotic energy, bolstering his own and the hulk's health!

"We'll just see about that, won't we!"
Matt
player, 624 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 07:21
  • msg #714

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well, yeah.  People get upset when they are robbed and killed.  Probably one of the few things we have in common."

  Then he splats Cherub and spooky blasts him and Imp.  Matt response? Boot to the zombie balls as hard as can be outside of a crit.  Instead of dark magics, Matt is weakened because he kicked too hard.

shield feint.  +3 to next attack (+19 on AoO total) Weakened until end of my next turn though.

Jerk HP: 127+10-18=119

Carla
player, 272 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Mon 8 Sep 2014
at 07:29
  • msg #715

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla shakes her finger at Koptila. He feels the weight of divine judgement hang over him.


Offering of Justice on Koptila
 dmg: 19 radiant

Mittens
GM, 1201 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 03:55
  • msg #716

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

One of the zombies double-fist-squishes imp into a splatter of gore on the floor!  The other steps forward and punches Matt in the face, breaking his nose!

"Gnuugh!"

Mits charges forward and with a flurry of swings hacks several chunks out of Koptila!

"I am immortal!  I feel no pain!" he boasts, rotten guts spilling onto the floor.
This message was last edited by the GM at 04:12, Tue 09 Sept 2014.
Maverick
player, 366 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 04:17
  • msg #717

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick sneaks to the back, dislodges the sun icon. Then heads to the monolith and tosses the icon in. NOW he can boast. "You wanted to see us try? Well I got past you, you filth!"


Move: To sun icon
Standard: Thievery to dislodge icon
AP to move to monolith

Narrator
player, 324 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 04:21
  • msg #718

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

When the icon is tossed into the monolith, the monolith and the icon both immediately
disappear!

"WHAT?!  IMPOSSIBLE!  NOOOO!"

The flesh of the three zombies begins to turn into ash and flake off!

"You can't take it away from me!  I had an agreement with the gods!"


 and Koptila and each remaining
zombie take ongoing 10 damage (no save). Koptila
and any remaining zombies also have their speed
reduced to 1.

Angel
player, 538 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 04:29
  • msg #719

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "We have an agreement with the gods too, Koptila. Couldn't you tell by our angelic escort? She shook her finger at you, by the way. That means stop or else."


Twin Strike v Koptila. Hit(22)! Hit(22)!
 dmg: 23


Koptila HP: 92 - 23 = 69

Narrator
player, 325 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 04:42
  • msg #720

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Rrraaaagh!" Koptila rages, thrusting his hand forward to blast Matt and Mittens with dark energy!

Even as he does so his hand explodes!

"I'll kill you!" he screams, trying to turn to move toward Maverick!

Only for fighter hammer to pin his foot to the ground!

"AAAAA!"

He swing his flail and knocks Matt and Mittens down!
Matt
player, 625 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 05:00
  • msg #721

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Could you be more specific?  Lot of Gods and all that" He takes a moment to crick his nose back into a more normal position, then hops back to his feet.

  Matt uses his Sight Beyond Sight hard worn experience in battle to consider his falling apart both physically and emotionally enemy, and sidearms his hammer literally into Koptilla.  Even in his weakened state, Matt smashes a vertebrae out of the zombie's back to clatter to a stop by Maverick.

  "Even if you do drop me before the end, you are so bad at this"
Minor: stand.
AP: second wind.  +2 all defense, spend surge (+14 HP).
Minor: Activate stance.  1d10+2 (1d10+4 vs bloodied) DMG, to any enemy that starts their turn next to me.
Standard: Insightful strike. Hits.  23 / 2 = 11 DMG after weakened.

boss hp: 30+10-11= 29

Matt HP: 14+14= 28/58.  S 5, AP 0.

Carla
player, 273 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 05:39
  • msg #722

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla steps forward and in a burst of holy energy, her allies all regain a good chunk of health, their wounds closing.


Standard: Healer's Mercy
 Matt, Mittens and Imp can spend heal surges
Minor: Healing Spirit
 Mittens can spend a surge, and Imp gets 1d6(rolled 4) hp back


Matt HP: 28 + 14 = 42
Mittens HP: 24 + 13 + 13 = 50
Imp HP: 0 + 13 = 13

Mittens
GM, 1202 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 05:45
  • msg #723

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Just as Imp is recovering the zombie hulk next to her splatters her on the ground again!  The other one swings at Sparkie and misses.

"Nnnngh."

"The gods of this realm of course!" Koptila answers.

Mits then hacks off both of his arms!
Maverick
player, 367 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 05:51
  • msg #724

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick gets behind Koptila and says, "No. I kill you." and hurls a pile of stones at Koptila and his thugs, hitting all of them! The stone he hurled at Koptila cracks the spine at the base of his neck, causing Koptila to be KO so he can live long enough to watch his hulks get defeated. Mav is spiteful. "After you watch your demise for a while."


Cloud of Steel v Koptila, Hulk 1 and 2. Hit(29)! Hit(31)! Hit(27)!
 dmg: 8. +2 to kop and hulk2. +4 v hulk 2


Koptila HP: 10 - 10 = 0
Hulk 1 HP: 88 - 8 = 80
Hulk 2 HP: 44+10thp - 14 = 40

Angel
player, 539 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 05:56
  • msg #725

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Hang on, Imp! We'll fix you up in a bit!" with that come two crossbow bolts. One near-harmlessly goes through one of the pre-existing rotted holes.

And Raichel heads out to the imp, immediately pulling her out of danger so Timothius can then apply some medicine to stabilize her.


Twin Strike on Hulk 2. Hit(33)! Hit(29)!
 dmg: 18


Hulk 2 HP: 35 - 18 = 17

Matt
player, 626 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 06:07
  • msg #726

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "What, all of them? Yeesh." He comments in regards to the still pretty broad statement of Gods.  Matt Steps past Sparky, then almost but not quite brings down the most damaged hulk, while merely smacking around the second one.

Both marked. -2 To-hit to both until End of my next turn.
hulk 2: 17-15= 2 HP.
hulk 1: 80-13= 67

Carla
player, 274 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 06:09
  • msg #727

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla waves her staff and the beam of radiant energy moves over to cover both remaining hulks. Then a dozen blades appear from nowhere and hack at the hulks, downing one of them while injuring the other!


Move: Move the brilliant beacon.
Scourge of Heaven v Hulk 1 and 2. Hit(20)! Hit(26)!
 dmg: 16


Hulk 1 HP: 67 - 16 = 51
Hulk 2 HP: 2 - 16 = Done

Mittens
GM, 1203 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 06:18
  • msg #728

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits steps over and hacks off some more zombie flesh.  The hulk is smashed by a casual smack of Matt's hammer.  The zombie's flesh continues to turn to ash.

"My ancient empire..." Koptila croaks as he is turning to ash, "Revived after centuries of slumber....  Toppled in a moment by a child..."

He crumbles into a pile of soot and brittle bones.
Maverick
player, 368 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 06:19
  • msg #729

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick growls, "Now to repay you for Imp..." as he heads over to the last remaining hulk and stabs it good enough to pretty much finish it. The hulk will die from rot if Mav's allies don't down it first.


Clever Strike v Hulk 1. Hit(19)!
 dmg: 25


Hulk 1 HP: 29 - 25 = 4

Matt
player, 627 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 06:22
  • msg #730

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "At this point, Maverick is more like a tiny man."  He looks over to the rookie cats with Imp, and asks "Is she going to be okay?  She doesn't take to violently exploding as well as Cherub and again I wonder what this job does to the words coming out of my mouth."

  Optional Background gag.  Maverick throwing a rock against hulk skull, catching it on the rebound, and throwing it again.
Angel
player, 540 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 9 Sep 2014
at 06:23
  • msg #731

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel glances at Koptila, but then turns her focus back to the hulk and fires a crossbow bolt into it. The hulk falls, no longer able to hold its own weight.


Basic Ranged v Hulk 1. Hit(34)!
 dmg: 16


Hulk 1 HP: 4 - 16 = pincushion

Mittens
GM, 1204 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Wed 10 Sep 2014
at 06:37
  • msg #732

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Poof!  Cherub returns.  "Oh no!  Imp!"

Mits puts her hand on the smushed mini Mits who kinda reassembles.

"Well that's the first that's happened."

"Ew..." Imp says at all the grossness, "We finished off the baddies, at least, right?"
Matt
player, 628 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Wed 10 Sep 2014
at 06:43
  • msg #733

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Maybe.  Give it a minute to see if they get up when we least suspect it despite smashing their source of power then reducing them halfway to paste."
Angel
player, 541 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 10 Sep 2014
at 07:12
  • msg #734

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel changes gloves and uses prestidigitation to begin cleaning people off, starting with Imp.

The moment Imp is fixed, Maverick and Carla go to glomp her, Timothius looking like he wants to, then joins in, hugging all 3.

Angel says, "That's my Mittens. Get splattered and then just pop back up." She looks like she's trying to cover that she was about to cry. "Good idea, Matt."

Angel didn't lower her crossbow, keeping it trained on the remains of the enemy.
Mittens
GM, 1205 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 03:18
  • msg #735

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Yay!  Thanks Angel!" Imp cheers, blushing from the hugs.

Cherub joins the group hug.  Mits searches the room and finds some of the goods stolen from the village, though most has already been gobbled up.  The dust and skeletons remain inert.
Matt
player, 629 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 03:23
  • msg #736

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well, I don't think they'd want to eat food left laying around the zombies anyways.  So they will just have to settle for less of their stuff being stolen."  And less people being killed at random.
Angel
player, 542 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 03:28
  • msg #737

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "...well let's take the non-perishables and some proof that we've dealt with the threat."

Maverick says, "Decapitated heads should be good enough."

Timothius asks, "...are you always this way about such intense gore?"

Angel says, "Anymore? Yes."

Raichel says, "I can't thank you all enough for this..."

Angel says, "Appreciate the gratitude. Though I'm still a bit surprised at some would-be empire restart being near some small town and stealing their food. Why do immortal zombies need food?"

Raichel says, "To feed their mortal servants. Who you killed."

Angel ohs. "Guess at this point, I half expected this was a zombie factory and they were all immortal. Guess that makes sense."

The bunch gather what materials and heads they can and head for the village.
Mittens
GM, 1206 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 03:33
  • msg #738

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"And I thank you all too!" Cherub says, "You helped save my home village!  I couldn't have done it without you."

Imp looks uncomfortable with that admission.  Mits helps with the carrying of stuff.  Cherub flutters over to comfort Timothius.

"Sorry you had to see all the yuckies."
Matt
player, 630 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 03:57
  • msg #739

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I'll be honest.  What happened to Cherub aside, this is one of the less visually and emotionally disturbing things we've had to deal with.  Well, not counting the family and home connection for Mittens."
Angel
player, 543 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 05:16
  • msg #740

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick was going to let the other ogre boss see that even his boss was defeated. He wakes the guy up long enough to explain that. And that his head will be a trophy at the very village he stole from. Then Maverick offs the guy's head.

He's his usual quiet self on the way back.

Timothius and Raichel are quiet also, not knowing what to say or do now that they have thanked the team and heard this is pretty much a day in the life.

Carla stays next to Imp, petting the girl's back.

Angel says, "Even though we dealt with this, I think the ogre heads will be the town's to do with as they see fit. But if they are willing to give me one or two, I'd love to have something crafted out of 'em."
Mittens
GM, 1207 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 05:25
  • msg #741

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Ew," Cherub objects, "I thought we determined grizzly trophys weren't worth the effort."

Imp blush-smiles at Carla.  "What'd you have in mind, Angel?"

Mittens is silent too.  Eventually the group returns to the village.  The villagers who dare peek out look shocked.
Matt
player, 631 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 05:30
  • msg #742

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt comments "Look, making knick knacks out of people's faces is not going to help convince anyone we're totally the good guys, also it is just gross."

  As all the looks of shock from the viligers, he double checks to see if he forgot he was covered in monster blood... Nope.  "What, did you really think we were all going to die?  There were only three rooms, and only one of them had dark artifacts made by undisclosed gods."
Angel
player, 544 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 05:40
  • msg #743

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Pff... so you think a dragon skull helmet would be gross?"

Maverick interjects, "It also depends on your definition of 'people'. Those ogres don't count since they only have two emotions: Angry and Hungry."

Carla headshakes.

Angel looks back at Mittens. "What I had in mind was maybe shoulder guards. And it's not so much to use for trophy purposes as it is to show our enemies we not only mean business, but also show both enemy and ally alike that we have the power to back up our claims."

Timothius says, "I can understand wanting respect... but wouldn't it be better if your enemies underestimate you?"

Raichel says, "Scaring the enemy into submission is a valid tactic."

Upon arriving in town, Angel glances around. Then looks at Matt. "Do you even hear yourself?"

Maverick walks to the center of town and holds up high the orc head he was carrying. "We have slain the enemy! Your dead have been avenged!"
Mittens
GM, 1208 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 05:54
  • msg #744

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

A teary-eyed 5 year old runs up to the orc head and punch it in the face!

"You killed my daddy!" he screams!

Little by little the villagers come out to inspect the faces of their tormenters and weep in a mix of relief, anger, sorrow, and so forth.  The crone from earlier bows to the heroes, shedding tears of her own.

"Thank you.  Our village cannot ever repay you, but we shall do our best to honor you.  Will you stay for a bit so we can present you with feast and song?"

"Of course we will!" Cherub says between sobs.

"Honor us?" Imp asks, "Well that's a good start I suppose.  But I think some apologies for all the negative things said about adventurers when I was a kid are in order."

The crone bows her head.  "You're right.  We were all wrong to discourage you.  I apologize."

Mits folds her arms and says nothing.
Matt
player, 632 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 05:57
  • msg #745

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Yes Angel, but I'm starting to realize announcing how dumb I feel describing what we go through isn't helping any."

  He finds it fortunate that Maverick is short enough that even holding a severed head up 'high', a 5 year old can still punch it...  Refer to what Matt just said out loud, applying to his thought process.
Timothy
player, 102 posts
Cleric of Good
Merciful
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 06:10
  • msg #746

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel says, "...well maybe we can take care of that at the feast."

Timothius says, "I would say "I'm just glad it's over", but somehow, I doubt it. It happened once, it can and probably will happen again. What can we do to prevent such a thing from happening again?"

Angel says, "....I have to admit, those ogres were WAY out of this town's league. The only preventative measures I can think of are either having castle walls with guards manning them, or start adventuring to become powerful like us."

Maverick is smirking at the kids who are punching orc and ogre faces.
This message was last updated by the player at 06:10, Thu 11 Sept 2014.
Mittens
GM, 1209 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 06:21
  • msg #747

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"We could ask prince Adam if he can spare some guards," Cherub offers.

"Not needed," Imp says, "I still hold that the women are plenty for defending this place from what we normally deal with."

"I'll buy a scroll of sending," Mits says, "So they can call for help if it's needed.  And I don't think what you said was dumb, Matt."

Before long the whole village, including both Mittens' parents, is gathered 'round a bonfire, sparks flying up toward the clear, star-filled sky.  The women sing mournful songs for the dead, now avenged, to fly up with the sparks to join their ancestors in the sky.  The food is very villag-y.  Tough and gamey meats served with wild onions, hand-ground pitas, berries, nuts, and the like.  Beats swamp orc village food at least.
Matt
player, 633 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 06:30
  • msg #748

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt's manners have not completely abandoned him, as he thanks the villagers for the meal and their time.

  "I just wish your celebration could just be over nice things.  To many thanks of late are for horrible things stopping, not good things starting."
Timothy
player, 103 posts
Cleric of Good
Merciful
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 06:38
  • msg #749

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Timothius says, "But horrible things stopping is the start of a good thing."

Raichel nods and stands up. "Matt and Tim make a good point. Let today be the beginning of something great in our tribe! Those men didn't die for nothing. They died to make us stronger! I think we can all become stronger through this. And we have these powerful adventurers to show us how!"

Angel says, "...the more you fight villains and monsters, the better you get at it. Practice makes perfect, as the saying goes."

Timothius says, "But you had something that kept you alive long enough to have those experiences. And surely, there is more to your experiences than just practice. To use the most basic example, you had Matt up front. And while they were distracted, Maverick sneaked past them to destroy the Sun Icon that kept them immortal."
Mittens
GM, 1210 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 06:48
  • msg #750

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Oh the tales we could tell..." Imp says, staring at the fire.

Cherub smiles at her friends then answers Timothius.  "You're right.  And those things are possible because of trust.  It's because we're such close friends that we know we can rely on one another to do what they do best.  I could tell you all kinds of tactics, but they won't really amount to a hill of beans if you don't have enough mutual respect to pull them off."

"Now about those apologies..." Imp reminds.

Little by little, people from the tribe apologize to Mittens for the way she was treated as a kid.  Apparently a girl wanting to grow up to be an adventurer was very taboo.  Cherub forgives, Imp looks satisfied, but Mittens looks unaffected by the apologies.  Even when daddy admits he was wrong.
Matt
player, 634 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 06:53
  • msg #751

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well, them being good at keeping me from dying while I'm getting hit by ogres also helps." And heal surges.

  He looks over to Mittens Main, and asks "Told you so not feeling so good for the cause?  Or something else?"
Angel
player, 545 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 06:59
  • msg #752

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel glances at Mittens and says quietly so as not to be heard by the villagers, "You have been kind of distant and unconcerned since we got here..."

Maverick looks up at Mittens expectantly.

Timothius plays diplomat between the villagers and Imp in the meantime. He decidedly doesn't hug his dad for now, worried that his dad's pride is already hurt enough without Timothius "acting girly again". Raichel, however, does hug the dad and quietly thanks him for worrying for her. Though she is also sure to start digging on why he wasn't welcoming Mittens with open arms.
Mittens
GM, 1211 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 07:11
  • msg #753

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Don't know," is all Raichel can get out of her dad.

Mits glances between her friends and hugs her knees.  "Yeah," she answers with a sigh, "Pretty much."

"Told you so makin' me feel better," Imp says with a mischievous grin.

Cherub flutters over to hug and cheek-kiss her dad.  "I love you daddy!  I know you only wanted for me to grow up happy."

Daddy squirms.  Mommy glomps them both.
Matt
player, 635 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 07:20
  • msg #754

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt nods, and says "Well, it's not selfish to be thankful that your family is still alive.  If that's something to be ashamed of then we may as well throw out tact more than we usually do."
Timothy
player, 104 posts
Cleric of Good
Merciful
Thu 11 Sep 2014
at 07:34
  • msg #755

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick hugs Mittens' side and says nothing. Angel hugs Mitts' other side and kisses her cheek. "We won. Nothing but good from here, Mittens."

Carla continues petting Imp.

Timothius, noticing Mittens' posture from a distance, approaches and kneels down in front of her, sitting on his feet. "Welcome home, Mittens. Thanks for coming when you did, and bringing your friends. Thanks to you, we live. I hope that thought will cheer you up. But if that doesn't, then think about how you and your friends have inspired the town to greatness. Heroes will be born from your deeds. I have broken free of a lot of self-doubts because of going with you and seeing for myself that I am not a coward, and can be useful. Even to the likes of powerful heroes like you. And after a lifetime of hearing how bravery and courage gets you killed, just like my older sister; seeing you arrive turned my world of fear upside-down."

Raichel sighs, not happy with the "I don't know" answer, but she at least doesn't press further for now.
Mittens
GM, 1212 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 03:36
  • msg #756

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits skews her lips, considering Matt's assurance.

"Right," she answers, returning the hugs.

Imp pets Carla back and grins at Timothius.  "I'm super duper proud of ya, lil bro!  Only a few paces away from raging orcs and you patched me up!  Stood your ground in the face of an armored ogre swinging a double size axe with a haft thick as a man's arm!  Boldly passed through the shrine cursed by a dark god.  And didn't even barf when putrid zombie ogre king's guts were spilling on the floor in front of that monolith of dark, crackling, necrotic energy!" 

Villagers stare in shock at Timothius.  Meanwhile, Cherub bursts into tears and buries her face in Raichel's chest.

"I missed my family!  I'm sorry I missed out on your growing up!"

Mits looks to Timothius and says, "As you can see, only a few pieces of me are here.  One part of me forgives dad, other parts not so much.  Still other parts... I don't even know.  But I'm pretty sure every part loves adventure.  So your words are music to my ears."
Matt
player, 637 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 03:51
  • msg #757

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "It's okay, none of it got on him." Wait, is that a good thing or bad thing?  It seems to vary on whatever tribal village they pass through.

  He looks to Cherub, and says "Well, we can easily stay here longer if you want."  Nothing they know of is on fire back home.
Timothy
player, 105 posts
Cleric of Good
Merciful
Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 04:07
  • msg #758

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Timothius scriggly-smiles at Imp. "Super-DUPER proud? Heh..." he nose-rubs the imp. Then glances to see villagers staring at him in shock. Timothius rubs behind his head. "I... wasn't even thinking about the danger. When I saw her dying, all I could think about was 'I could stop her from dying'. So it wasn't so much courage as... priorities."

He glances back to Mittens. "I hope you become unshattered as soon as possible. And when you do, or even before that, I hope you remember that hatred, grudges, unforgiveness... all do more to hurt you and those you care about than they do to hurt the ones you hold those bad feelings for."

Raichel looks down at cherub and says, "...did you ever think about coming back before today?"

Angel looks like she's thinking about stuff, and draws her eyes away from Mitts and the others.
This message was last edited by the player at 04:19, Tue 16 Sept 2014.
Mittens
GM, 1213 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 04:29
  • msg #759

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp blushes from the adorable kitty nose rub.

Mits shrugs.  "Maybe so, but that doesn't change the feelings."

Cherub sniffles and nods.  "I was thinking about coming back home all the time!"

"For revenge!" Imp interjects with an impish grin.

"To love my family!" Cherub contradicts.

Mits hums a tune to herself, "Nah.  I don't want to stay anymore than tonight."
Matt
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Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 04:52
  • msg #760

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt nods, and sees.  Mittens is bored already.

  "Spite can be used for good quite often, we have found."
Angel
player, 546 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 05:05
  • msg #761

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel looks upset, but doesn't say anything. She glances from Cherub to Mittens to Imp and then back to Cherub.

Timothius gives Imp a curious look. "Hmm... if you are a manifestation of Mitts' anger and vengeance and such, then I guess it's a good thing Raichel and I didn't even register to you, Imp."

Angel says, "This one's your show, Mittens. The others and I are just along for the ride." She gets up from her spot next to Mittens and heads over to discuss ogre heads with the villagers. Just because Matt discouraged it doesn't mean Angel won't go through with it.

Now if he said it would hurt his feelings, that might be different. But let's be real. Skull trophies aren't going to hurt anyone on THIS team's feelings.

Raichel says to Cherub, "If Mittens leaves, does that mean you have to also?"
Mittens
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Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 05:23
  • msg #762

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Me?" Imp says in some surprise, "Vengeance personified?  Not hardly.  That title would sooner go to Maverick.  I'm just a prankster and braggart.  And of course you register.  You're both awesome!  SO glad to see you two didn't grow up to be mamby-pamby!"

Cherub squeezes Raichel and looks up into her eyes with big doe eyes.  "I don't wunna ever go.  But I have to go where boss Mittens makes me go.  Won't you come with me?"

"Hmm.  Thanks, Angel.  I think I wunna have an alone talk with daddy.  I'll make up my mind depending on how that goes."

The villagers are eager to do whatever Angel requests.  Including bone some ogre heads.  Which are about as big as Angel's torso.
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Matt
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Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 05:30
  • msg #763

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt has, sadly for common decency, settled into his stance against face arts and crafts because it is incredibly tacky.  There used to be something about morals here, but eh. He won't stop Angel from wearing a face on her face unless it's the kind that's a possession or parasite or whatever.

  "Vengeance personified would probably talk about it more, honestly.  Maverick's a bit to subtle to advertise quite that much how badly some evil person is going to die, until it's already happening."
Maverick
player, 369 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 05:41
  • msg #764

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick smirks from Imp's comment. Then to Matt, he says, "Vengeance is best served cold." He's still smiling.

And OK... so Carla might not approve of skull-wearing for moral reasons. Maybe. We don't know yet because Angel isn't wearing a skull yet, those ogres SO had it coming, and Carla is just as much an angel of DeAtH as she is an angel of the sun.

Raichel sighs and holds Cherub tight. She carries Cherub away and asks privately, "Remind me... can the others hear what I say to you?"

Meanwhile, Timothius shoulder-shrugs and blushes. He's loving all the petting of his masculinity's ego from the Imp. After a lifetime of being told he needs to be more of a man, now he's being gawked at as one of the manliest around. It's a very welcome break for him.
This message was last edited by the player at 05:41, Tue 16 Sept 2014.
Mittens
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Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 05:50
  • msg #765

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Kinda?" Cherub answers Raichel, "I remember what they remember.  I assume they remember what I remember.  But...  I don't really know what's going on with them right now, now that we're away from them.  Why do you ask?"

"That's my boy!" Imp boasts.

Mits gets up and whispers to her dad.  The two then head back to the family hut.
Matt
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Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 05:53
  • msg #766

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Gonna be honest, I never really understood the difference in temperature for kinds of revenge thing."  Maybe your smithing background is making you take it too literally, Matt.

  Carla approves because back in the Astral plane she collects and displays skulls like some people collect commemorative plates. Obviously.
Raichel
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Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 06:04
  • msg #767

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick says nothing. Thankfully, Angel overheard and says, "The original saying is: Revenge is a dish best served cold. In other words, just like warm food becomes cold over time, just like the saying "the trail has gone cold" and others like it, cold just means time has passed. So "revenge is best served cold" means it is better to think about it, meditate on it, and wait for the right moment after you've perfected it. Hot revenge would be someone doing something out of anger "in the heat of the moment"."

Maverick, however, does what he does best. He uses the opportunity to slink away and spy on Mittens.

Timothius continues occupying Imp, not realizing he is inadvertently covering for Mav.

When she is sure she isn't being overheard, Raichel asks Cherub, "Why does Mittens want to leave after she just got here? Do all her feelings of missing us only exist inside you? Are you the only good in her and the rest of her parts just go along with your suggestions because heroing happens to be adventurous? Or is that Mittens some kind of impartial side of her that doesn't care about anything or anyone?"
Mittens
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Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 06:42
  • msg #768

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

When Mits is alone with her daddy, she says to him, "I'm going to put my pain into your soul," the proceeds to sing him songs like "Cat's in The Cradle" and whatnot to make the point his emotional abuse was the reason she left.

Imp shrugs.  "If you're gunna get all precise about it, I guess there's different revenge dishes for different occasions.  You'll want a spicy taco revenge for those times when some monster you've never met before just out of nowhere ambushes you and slaughters Carla's brother in front of your eyes.  Served with a side of buttered butt-kick bread..."

Cherub wiggles bashfully and glances at Raichel, looking as though she got caught with her hand in the cookie jar.  "No...  There's good and bad in each of us.  It was my musical side that adopted Maverick, and that was before I got recovered by boss Mits.  Before we got our childhood memories back, she was all quiet and stuff 'cause she'd got her huntress side back.  Now, she's all mixed up inside 'cause she's like a kid and an amnesiac grown-up arguing with herself.  I remember she's got LOTS of BIG feelings for you and Timothius, just that she doesn't know how to express them like me and Imp.  No way is she 'don't care about anything.'  If anything, she's been holding back a lot for your sakes.  She wants to go quick 'cause she's afraid she might do something irreversible that'll upset you."

She fidgets.  "She's been thinking some really harsh things about daddy ever since we got those memories back.  Things I'd rather not repeat.  I'd be afraid for him, but I know Maverick's watching.  And I know she knows."
This message was last edited by the GM at 06:43, Tue 16 Sept 2014.
Matt
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Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 06:54
  • msg #769

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I think that may have been the longest Sparky has lasted, on that note.  Doesn't mean those trolls and ogres deserved to be flattened any less for that though."
Raichel
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Tue 16 Sep 2014
at 07:06
  • msg #770

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel is teary-eyed and says, "Yeah.. well showing up for one day, saving our town, and then leaving again the next day is going to leave a bad taste in my mouth forever. I'll hate myself for being mad at her since she saved the town, but I'll be mad at her because clearly, Timothius and I are people she doesn't miss or want anything to do with. As it is, since mom and dad told us about Mittens all these years, Timothius and I assumed like everyone else that she died. And now I find out my sis has been alive all this time, finally get to meet her and she just wants to leave. Well... maybe she should consider no matter what she thinks of dad, at least he was here." she takes a deep breath. "...sorry. Had to let that out to someone. I didn't want to spoil Timothius' mood, and I didn't want to inflate dad's ego when he should feel bad. ...thanks for explaining. I guess... I guess it does make sense for her to go. But she should stick around a bit, catch up, then go. Then not be a stranger."


Angel chuckles at Imp. "Nice. Nobody's saying spicy taco revenge isn't appetizing." She looks around. "Huh. Looks like Maverick went lurking off."

Timothius is holding Imp on his lap, curiously head-tilting at Angel. Then looking around, ear flicking.

Carla just puts a finger over her mouth.
Mittens
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Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 04:26
  • msg #771

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub reaches to glomp Raichel and shower her in face kisses.  "Don't forget me and Imp!  We've made it clear we love you and want to be with you!  Come visit Prince Adam with us and I'm sure my other half'll warm up to you and lil bro in no time!"

Imp is blushing from the cuddles but doesn't miss a chance to brag about Maverick.  "You may not have picked up on it yet, Timothius, but Maverick is a master sneak.  Not even the crazy powerful monsters we've encountered before could spot him!"

Mits finishes her singing to her dad.  "I've figured out what I'm going to do.  I'm going to ask for an apology."

"Not getting one," her dad answers.

"In that case I'm going to follow your example, dad.  I'm going to do what you did to me whenever I didn't do what you wanted."

She grabs him and bends him over her knee!

"What are you doing!?" he screams, "Let go of me!"

"It's almost funny," Mittens says, spanking him, "You're quoting my four year old self word for word.  My turn.  'This'll stop as soon as you admit you were wrong.'"

"You monster!"

She slaps his face.  "'Don't make me wash your mouth out with soap.'"

The daddy's screams can be heard in the camp, but none of the villagers look willing to investigate.  Except some of the children, but their mothers restrain them.  Mittens' mommy hurries to see what's going on.
This message was last edited by the GM at 04:28, Wed 17 Sept 2014.
Matt
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Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 04:48
  • msg #772

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt can't see what's going on, but his insight score has him facepalming on reflex.

  "Ah yes, my greatest weakness.  Things being incredibly awkward"  No Matt your greatest weakness is Berserkers always rolling crits.  Just ask Akitani who's like, half your size.
Raichel
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Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 05:00
  • msg #773

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel is quiet a moment. Then says, "Alright. I will. A visit outside of town could do Tim and I some good. Wait... PRINCE?!" then her ears perk and she runs in the direction of the screams. "That's my dad!"


Maverick smirks. Schadenfreude and all that. He spots the mom coming and watches to see how it will turn out. So far, the mom has taken it pretty decently that her husband's manliness has been taken from him piece by piece. But this...


Timothius ohs? "Wow... of course, the boy was going right up to the ogres and stabbing them. That's... a bit more impressive."

Angel says, "Heh... kind of have a point. But the rest of us take it for granted anymore since we all are willing to get up in the enemy's face."

Then the screams.

Carla looks in that direction and begins walking that way.

Timothius' ears perk and he runs in the direction of the screams.
Mittens
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Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 05:11
  • msg #774

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

WHAP!

"ARGH!"

"Willing to admit you were wrong?"

"It's unnatural!  No woman should be that strong!"

WHAP!

"Aaah!"

"Mittens!" her mother gasps, "Stop this!"

"Huh.  Come to think of it, mommy never told daddy to stop spanking Mittens for wanting to grow up to be a hero.   Willing to admit you were wrong?"

"No!  It's a parent's duty to..."

WHAP!

"Bwaah!"

"Mittens!  No!  You're humiliating him!"

Imp folds her arms and pouts.  "So how come when she hits him, he doesn't pass out?"

Cherub gulps. "Daddy..."
Matt
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Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 05:17
  • msg #775

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

 "So, silly question.  If what as yet unnamed father says is true, does this mean there's some form of crippling bone disease floating around the tribe?  Because if that rates as physically impossible then we got bigger problems than family drama."

  Look, the noodle cats tribe is highly respected in the community.  Everyone loves their summer ceremonial pool noodle jousting.
Raichel
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Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 05:26
  • msg #776

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

When Raichel arrives on the scene, she looks torn. "What is this about?!" she asks in a demanding tone.

Timothius is too scared to do anything. After all, Mittens is scary. Besides, his dad isn't in any actual danger.

Carla sees the dad is just being a big baby by screaming so much. So she stands by for now, seeing how Mitts will deal with her sister.

Angel folds her arms. She looks uncomfortable, but decides this is NOT her fight.

Maverick walks out from the shadows and answers for Mittens. "He refuses to apologize."

Raichel asks, "What for, exactly?"
Mittens
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Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 05:39
  • msg #777

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Dad's just bein' a big baby," Imp explains to Matt, arms folded, "And refusing to accept that a strong woman is naturally stronger than a wimpy man.  He's being spanked for being such a meanypants that I was forced to leave home just to breathe free."

Mitts' mom tries to stop her by grabbing hold of her arm.

Mits gives her mom a cold look and says with a sigh, "Remember that time he dislocated my shoulder 'for my own good?'  Let go or I'll make his punishment more fitting to child abuse."

The mommy lets go and cries.

"Funny.  I don't remember you shedding any tears over my spankings."

WHAP!

Finally, daddy is trying to take it like a man and tries to suppress his screams.

"We're both sorry, Mittens!  Let him go!"

"I'll accept that apology.  All you have to do is say Mom's not lying, daddy."

"...."
Matt
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Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 05:48
  • msg #778

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt doesn't want to say it, but he thinks at this point the deciding factor will be which side gets bored first.  "Mittens, I've known him for like, five minutes and I know he's not going to admit he was wrong even if you beat him so hard he chokes on his pelvis."
Timothy
player, 106 posts
Cleric of Good
Merciful
Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 05:55
  • msg #779

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel says, "I'd say that if I left, dad would be sorry. But I doubt that. Dislocated your shoulder for your own good? The hells are you talking about?"

Timothius finally can't hold his tongue and says, "I understand you are adventurers, but is violence really the only way you bunch know? Or are you just so desperate to idolize dad that you refuse to find a different way just like him?"

Maverick was going to say something, but as usual, he thought before saying it and decided to save his thoughts for later.
Mittens
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Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 06:32
  • msg #780

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub flutters over to Timothius and headshakes.  "No!  I don't want to be violent!"

"Mittens tried to run away a lot," her mommy explains to Raichel, "One time she threw such a fit from being caught by the arm her arm popped out of her shoulder."

"Because dad was hanging me by it!" Imp harumfs! "How's a four year old supposed to know trying to escape a painful grip would only make it worse?!  If he'd hugged me, it wouldn'ta hurt."

"I'm not hearing you say Mommy lied," Mittens says, letting go of her dad.

He staggers to his feet and puts some distance between himself and her.  He glares at her in anger.  Mits stands up and brushes off her knee.

"A part of me had hoped that by being on the receiving end dad might understand what I went through.  I realize how much I take after him.  Violence begat violence.  I suppose the difference is that my violence can help take down undead ogre kings who foment murder.  His is only good for making children cry.  I'm curious how Prince Adam deals with child abusers.  Remind me to ask him."
Matt
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Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 06:39
  • msg #781

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "As much as she talks about being an adventurer, this honestly has nothing to do with that.  I put in about as much effort in letting her keep going, or stopping her, as you did Timothius.  Unless you wanted me to physicaly restrain her."  She's still a ranger last we checked, so that's be quite the angry kitty grapple escape roll.

  "Honestly the only thing keeping your dad from taking a swing right now, is probably that he'd lose."
Raichel
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Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 07:01
  • msg #782

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel says, "Sounds to me like the popped arm was an accident. But if he didn't worry over you when your arm popped out, I question his sanity."

Carla offers a note to Mittens. It reads, "Let's take your whole family back to the palace." Carla figures the crown will likely have wise things to say.

Timothius says, "There is no need to restrain her now. She has let him go. But you underestimate how intimidating you bunch are, even after rescuing my town."

Raichel says, "Well it's not like there's any love lost here. Dad didn't care you were alive." she darts a glare at him. "And now he's angry at you for being upset. Well.. dad, there may not be love lost between you and Mittens, but you still have a wife. You still have a daughter. And you still have a son. If getting your daughter back doesn't mean anything to you, then I'll consider myself a lot less important to you than I thought. And so will mom. And so will Timothius. You can still lose love today, dad. Don't throw the rest of us away by putting your pride above your family." she looks back at Mittens. "I'm going with you to your friend Cherub told me about; Prince Adam. Hopefully things can be sorted out in a more just fashion."
Mittens
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Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 07:13
  • msg #783

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"He took her to the medicine man right away," mommy says of the injured arm.

"So she could put salt in the wound with lectures about being too much a boy," Imp harumfs.

Mits looks at the note and shrugs.

"I won't force them."

She hands it over to Maverick.

"I love you, daddy!" Cherub insists.

"You see what her precious adventure has done to her?" is his reply, "It's turned her into some kind of freak!"

Cherub cries.  Imp hrmfs.
Matt
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Wed 17 Sep 2014
at 07:22
  • msg #784

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt sighs, and somehow manages not to ask if anyone surprised loving him makes you a freak.  "Right, anybody have some stories about what your dad has done right aside from general providing of a household?  Something to work with here?"
Raichel
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Mon 22 Sep 2014
at 03:31
  • msg #785

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick narrows his eyes at the dad and goes to pull Cherub in for a hug.

Raichel says, "I'd rather be a freak than heartless. And I'd become a freak on purpose if it meant saving people's lives."

Angel says to the dad, "What has happened to Mittens could have happened to anyone. As the orcs and ogres proved, even if you don't go looking for trouble, trouble will find you. The only difference between us and normal folk is surviving long enough to be well practiced in dealing with these kinds of troubles."

Raichel turns to Matt and says, "Dad took Timothius and I fishing every other week. It was bonding time he had set aside where we didn't worry about work or chores. Just us. When times got hard, he would work harder for us and never took out his frustrations on us, even when it was obvious he was upset. No matter what people in town said about Timothius being girly or me being boyish, dad stood up for us. I'll never forget when one man was teasing Timothius by holding a dress in front of him and dad knocked the guy's lights out."

Timothius adds, "He always supported my pursuit of art, music, and medicine." after all, there IS a medicine MAN in town.

Raichel says, "And when people called me a freak for being born with powers, dad was the one to stand up to them. Mom cradled us and told us bed time stories, but dad was always there for us if we needed someone strong."

Carla continues occupying Imp.
This message was last edited by the player at 03:34, Mon 22 Sept 2014.
Mittens
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Tue 23 Sep 2014
at 01:56
  • msg #786

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Dad never stood up for me," Imp pouts.

"Yes he did!" Mommy contradicts, "I can't count the number of times he had to smooth things over with the families of the children you hurt."

"Defending myself.  And groveling doesn't count as standing up for someone."

"Huh," Mits interjects, "Sounds like dad grew a bit of a spine in my absence.  Never thought he'd ever have the guts to hit anything bigger than a little girl."

"I'm so happy to hear you were loved and protected growing up!" Cherub chimes.

"Guess I'm just the bad seed, then,"
Imp emos, "'cause I wasn't defended."

Mits shrugs.  "Or dad learned that even little girls can only take so much before they'd rather risk being eaten by wolves than come back home, and he changed his approach to parenting."
Matt
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Tue 23 Sep 2014
at 03:22
  • msg #787

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I suppose one of the hard things about being the oldest child is that you get to be the practice run compared to the rest?"  Okay, that was horrible parenting.  But with these kids, I'll totally get it right!... Okay, okay, with this THIRD kid...
Timothy
player, 107 posts
Cleric of Good
Merciful
Tue 23 Sep 2014
at 03:48
  • msg #788

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Timothius turns to Imp and says, "Groveling *does* count as standing up for someone. For someone as proud as dad, do you have any idea the level of courage it takes to humble himself?" he then looks at Mitts and says in a soft, trying-to-explain tone, "And of course you never thought that dad hit anything besides you, Mittens. You were 4 or 5 years old. A child that young barely has any memories. Children that age always fight their parents and don't really think any punishment is ever fair no matter what the child did. Often saying stuff like "I hate you" to their parents, and probably meaning it sometimes, even if the parents are the best. The difference between you and normal children is you didn't stay to learn how to love and forgive."

Raichel says, "Thanks, Cherub." she looks at Mittens and says, "Do you honestly believe dad was cruel enough to you that your claims will hold up in court? If you do, we should all go with you to meet Prince Adam."

Angel says, "Adam's a good man. He will likely be able to help play peacemaker between Mittens and her dad."

Maverick looks up at the dad and adds, "...there are magics that can peer into a person's thoughts. What will we find when we activate such magic?"
Mittens
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Thu 25 Sep 2014
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  • msg #789

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angry dad is angry and doesn't give and doesn't respond to Maverick, but Mits perks an eyebrow at the suggestion.  She hehs at Matt's speculation.
"It's a big weight off my shoulders knowing that my sibs didn't have it near as hard."

"You bet it would!" Imp answers Raichel, "But I doubt Adam would have it in him to sentense dad to the punishment he deserves."

"Nevermind the fact that this tribe is outside his national borders and he has no jurisdiction here.  Hence my taking it upon myself to spank him.  Which of course is the tiniest of a fraction of 'eye for an eye.'  If I were to pay him back in full..."

"Can't we change the topic?!" Cherub interrupts, sounding desperate, "Clearly we're not going to fix everything all at once, so let's talk about something we can actually help - like maybe persuading the tribe to move closer to Unity so they'll be within range of help if it's needed.  And maybe we can set up a rotating watch for tonight in case a raiding party away from the base when we got there happens to swing this way on its way back to the base.  Or talk about the food shortage."

"Groveling so doesn't count," Imp mutters.
Matt
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Thu 25 Sep 2014
at 01:37
  • msg #790

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Probably 'I wish my eldest daughter would stop being unreasonable', over and over, Maverick."  What, he's probably thinking that.

  "As nice as a bit more saftey would be, would they be able to move even if they wanted to?  Just picking up everything and relocating a whole village is pretty drastic.  We didn't even consider that during the acid rain problems back home."
Raichel
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Thu 25 Sep 2014
at 01:56
  • msg #791

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick looks up at Matt, shrugs and nods.

Angel says, "Well if your roofs stood up to the acid rain, sure... but if it was raining orcs and ogres, I'm sure your people would have moved. Still, acid rain *does* eat your crops and starve you, so yeah... there must be something really important about that place besides just 'it is home' for people to stay there."

Raichel stands between Mittens and her dad, looking slightly scared. "If you were to pay him back in full, clearly, he would not only survive the experience, he would be in perfect health like you were when you left. You would also be sure to give him life, feed him for 5 years, and make sure he didn't get into any trouble that could kill him. I'm not condoning anything bad he may have done, but I am also saying that every relationship is a two-way street. You can't blame absolutely all your troubles on him. And Timothius and I haven't said *anything* about the hurt you left by leaving us and never coming back like we didn't matter, even though your problems were not our fault. If you were that dead serious about how bad dad was, you should have come back sooner and taken Timothius and I with you. Clearly, part of you believed us better off raised by dad."

Timothius says, "...what she means to say is there has to be a part of you that either loves dad," he points out Cherub, "or believes there was love in him. But also that the first step to getting rid of bitterness is to let go of it."

Carla goes to hug Mittens.
Mittens
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Thu 25 Sep 2014
at 02:25
  • msg #792

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub looks encouraged when Matt and Angel take the hint and start talking about something else but becomes crestfallen when Raichel and Timothius return to the sadface topic.  Mits returns Carla's hug.

"5 years imprisonment for dad could be arranged," Mittens answers Raichel, "But I'll bet we'll have more pressing matters to attend to once we return to Adam.  Maybe he'll work out the details on my behalf.  Hmm.  I'm sure all the inmates will make fun of him and beat him.  But to be accurate when the warden shows up he'll have to add to the beatings and humiliation with a lecture about how it's all for his own good and that the other inmates were right to mock him.  No... it's not quite the same when the warden and inmates aren't people he desperately wants acceptance from."

"I remember being treated better by the bandits who took me in after I escaped," Imp harumphs, "Erm... ran away from home.  Same difference.  But I remember them promising to help me rescue my younger sibs..."

"If I could have returned home, I would have," Cherub says, sobbing, "But right now I only remember up till when the bandits started raising me.  After that there's a big blank between there and when I met my new friends here.  So I can't tell you what stopped me or my new family from coming back for you."
Matt
player, 648 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 25 Sep 2014
at 02:51
  • msg #793

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "If it was raining Orcs and Ogres, that would be worse for the buildings but the orcs and ogres as a problem would have solved itself, thanks to gravity."  Gonna loot and pillaaaageohdear*thud*

  "We met Mittens in an entirely separate plane of existence, so may have had something to do with that.  As for actual prison sentences, they may avoid this in court if only so nobody gets the idea of trying to get probably half the land's parents arrested."
This message was last updated by the player at 02:51, Thu 25 Sept 2014.
Timothy
player, 108 posts
Cleric of Good
Merciful
Thu 25 Sep 2014
at 03:00
  • msg #794

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Oh... did I fail to mention the orcs and ogres would be immune to injuries from falling?"

Timothius says, "You don't believe groveling is a way to stand up for someone? How about this: I will serve the 5 year sentence and be subjected to humiliation on his behalf."

Raichel says, "She didn't say he was going to put him in prison, Timothius. She's just blowing off steam."

Raichel faces Mittens, "Are we going to see Adam? Or are you staying here?"

Angel looks back to Mittens, "We really do need a lead to find out what in the world happened to you."
Mittens
GM, 1226 posts
Shifter
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Thu 9 Oct 2014
at 03:54
  • msg #795

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Raaah... Splat.  Raaaaah.... Splat," Mits narrates for the hypothetical orc storm.

Imp snickers at Mits, choosing not to counter Timothius.  Cherub flutters over to kis his cheek.

Mits nods to Rai.  "Was planning on spending the night, then head back to the palace in the morning.  As for whether I bother Prince Adam with my personal issue or not, I'll likely be arguing with myself about that for quite some time."

She shrugs to Angel.  "Likely won't get a clue till I recover my very last memory.  Only just now got my earliest memories back, so not expecting a clue for a long time to come."
Matt
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Fri 10 Oct 2014
at 00:12
  • msg #796

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt sighs melodramatically at Angel's fall proof orc stipulation (no snort, though).  "Great, do you have any idea how much of a hassle installing and maintaining trampolines on all the rooftops would be?"

  At Tim's offer, he says "Can't I just call you a huge nerd once a day instead?  You get to go on with your life, but periodically you will be very embarrassed... though I guess the sending ritual bills could add up, so maybe we could get Raichel to do it."
Angel
player, 547 posts
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Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 11 Oct 2014
at 02:59
  • msg #797

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mittens making falling, splatting orc sounds makes Tim's expression contort to "taken off guard, trying not to laugh". Angel chuckles. Rai scriggly-faces. Maverick smirks. Carla just smiles.

Angel nods and puts an arm around Mittens. "I guesso... just wish I could actually do something to help. I feel helpless having to sit back and wait, you know?"

Raichel says, "Well I guess Tim and I better pack some things tonight, then."

Timothius looks at Matt and says, "....I thought you had to be smart to be a nerd...?"

Raichel says, "Come on, Timothius. Let's go pack."
Mittens
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Shifter
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Mon 13 Oct 2014
at 03:09
  • msg #798

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp grins impishly that she managed to confound Timothius.  No wait, that was Mittens.  Same difference.  She laughs at Matt's trampoline suggestion and flits about bouncing off things.  "Boing!  Boing!"

Cherub smiles endearingly at Angel and flitters over to her to kiss her cheek.

"You're already doing a whole lot by being a loving friend, Angel.  And by helping defend my hometown and family.  The list goes on."

"Travel light," Imp tells her sibs with a proud grin, "'Cause I'm gunna spoil ya.  'Cause I'm rich from adventurin!"
This message was last edited by the GM at 03:38, Mon 13 Oct 2014.
Matt
player, 650 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 17 Oct 2014
at 11:11
  • msg #799

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt comments to Timothius "Good thing you are smart then."  Though he nods in agreement with Angel.  As nice as it is to not have every problem be life and death combat, it did not mean they were not problems in the first place.
Timothius
GM, 360 posts
Paladin of Bahamut
Shifter (of sorts)
Tue 21 Oct 2014
at 00:47
  • msg #800

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Timothius flattens his ears bashfully from Matt and Mittens' comments before heading off with Raichel to pack.

Angel smiles and hugs Cherub.

Maverick waves Imp down to get her attention and nudges his head before lurking off.

Carla looks from Matt to Angel to Mittens. She finds a perch to sit on and sits.
Mittens
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Wed 22 Oct 2014
at 02:09
  • msg #801

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp follows Mav while Cherub soaks up the Angel cuddles.  Mits pokes at teh campfire and watches the sparks fly upward.

"I'll take first watch.  Doubt I'll be able to sleep for some time anyway."

Her parents head home with the Timothius and Raichel.
Matt
player, 651 posts
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Wed 22 Oct 2014
at 02:31
  • msg #802

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

   "Just so long as all of you get some sleep, Mittenses."  What IS the proper plural for all these Mittens running (or flying) around?
Maverick
player, 369 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 23 Oct 2014
at 17:30
  • msg #803

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla hops off her perch, flapping wings to slow her descent and goes to Mittens. Carla sits on Mittens' lap and looks up at her before reaching up to pet Mittens' cheek.

Meanwhile, Maverick goes to a private place with Imp and says "I wanted to know how I can help. Angel is right... all we've known so far is how to kill. But to heal? I'm asking you because I think Cherub would just tell me to hug or kiss. Which is something I really like. But I want to know what else I can do. ....and if you are with me on the idea of carrying the skulls of our enemies."

Angel says, "Alright. Good night, Mittens. Goodnight, Matt." She curls up on her restful bedroll with Cherub in her arms.
This message was last updated by the player at 17:30, Thu 23 Oct 2014.
Mittens
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Shifter
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Sat 25 Oct 2014
at 17:06
  • msg #804

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub smiled and gave a thumbs-up.

"Will do, Matt!  You sleep tight too!"

She sleeps cozy in Angel's arms.  Mits fidgets but doesn't stop Carly from cheek petting, but her frown and misty eyes show that she's holding back a flood of emotion.  But she steels herself and gives Carla a hug.

"Thanks for being a good friend."

Imp grins michievously at Maverick's question.  "Oh the pranks we could pull!  But you asked how you can help with the healing.  You like gushy stuff?  Go fig.  Eh.  I suppose the gushy stuff'll work on mom.  Maybe.  Bro and sis... I guess?  Dad, probably not.  I wish I knew what he was thinking.  Or why.  He never talked about himself.  Even when he ranted.  It was always, 'A man's job is to provide for his family.  And dead "heroes" are no use to anyone at all.  So even a man would be stupid to become an adventurer.'  Maybe mom will pry something out of him tonight.  I guess if you overheard anything, it'd be helpful to know."
Matt
player, 652 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 26 Oct 2014
at 02:07
  • msg #805

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt is glad to see Carla keeping Mittens company, he doubts adventure kitty would appreciate comfort hugs from bearded muscle man quite so much.

  Unless it was some gift giving related holiday? Ho ho ho, Matt made you a pair of +3 face removers for Anvil Day!
Maverick
player, 370 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 30 Oct 2014
at 01:47
  • msg #806

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick would love to have those +3 face removers... He nods to Imp and says, "If there is something to be overheard, I will hear it." and hugs Imp before darting off to prepare for spying.

Carla gives Mittens a gentle, loving smile and nods.

Angel falls asleep.
Mittens
GM, 1230 posts
Shifter
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Sat 8 Nov 2014
at 04:34
  • msg #807

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

OOC: Mits would love Anvil Day.  And totally hug the giver of awesome hand forged gifts.  Tim's R/L family would be big on Anvil Day as well.  Tim gave me a hand-forged, combat-ready crusader sword one year.  Dad has a whole collection of tomahawks, bowie knives, and viking swords hand-forged by his friends.  Same guy who's advised Tim and I on property stuff.  Even offered to give me one of his spare anvils and a pile of books on blacksmithing.  I'd like to learn and all, but I don't know if my feet could handle standing long enough to make anything fancy.)


Imp blushes and smiles, waving.  "That's my epic, awesome Maverick!  Thanks!"

Unfortunately the parents don't talk.  They just go to sleep in silence.  The night passes peacefully.  The morning is full of the aroma of tribal home cooking.
Matt
player, 653 posts
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Sun 16 Nov 2014
at 02:14
  • msg #808

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt admittedly is more focused on the 'home cooking' part than the 'tribal' part.  "Hmm, I wonder if there is something I could do for this place that wasn't either smashing zombies, or watching domestic disputes."
Angel
player, 549 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sun 16 Nov 2014
at 07:13
  • msg #809

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

When morning comes, Mittens wakes up to find Carla, Angel and Maverick all curled up against her. Carla is awake and giving Mittens a gentle smile while petting her hair.
Mittens
GM, 1231 posts
Shifter
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Mon 17 Nov 2014
at 04:10
  • msg #810

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub and Imp are mixed up in the pile of sleepy hugs.  "Can I get some honey with my cuddle sandwich?" 

"I guess cuddle sandwiches are to be expected after all the emo muffins last night."

Mits blushes from the cuddles and grabs breakfast.  One of the grandmothers hears Matt's comment and looks hopeful.

"There is much that needs done.  A big strong man like you could get more done in a morning than several of us working together all day."
Matt
player, 654 posts
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Mon 17 Nov 2014
at 04:42
  • msg #811

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt nods,  "Of course, so long as you don't work me till I drop or something I'm happy to help.  It's nice to be reminded my life's work used to be about fixing things instead of breaking them."  Even if breaking things is also how you fix things a lot of the time.

  That may sound crazy, but so does 'the evil eyeball on the wall is giving us a hassle'.
Maverick
player, 371 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Mon 17 Nov 2014
at 08:26
  • msg #812

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel and Timothius approach the group, wearing backpacks, just in time to hear the elderly lady asking help from Matt.

Raichel says, "The town has a lot of rebuilding to do after what those trolls did."

Angel yawns and grabs cherub to kiss her, "There. Some honey." then looks at Matt and the elderly lady. "After I eat, I'll be happy to help out until Mittens says it's time to go."

Maverick is also awake by now and says, "I'm only useful for gathering information... and stabbing people to death. Which would you like?"
Mittens
GM, 1232 posts
Shifter
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Thu 20 Nov 2014
at 03:20
  • msg #813

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Happy squeal and blushy smile from Cherub.

"You're totally useful for stabbing monsters too," Imp answers Mav with a grin.

"And for snuggles!" says Cherub, fluttering over to him to glomp and cheek-kiss.

Mits helps Matt with the heavy lifting.  The villagers are impressed with Matt's strength and uncomfortable with Mitts' but everyone who pitches in is thanked even if they only help a little.  Mits' dad works on his own household chores rather than participate in the village workday.  By lunch, there's still plenty that needs done, but all the things that require a strong man are done.  By then, Mits is itching to leave.  Mommy gushes over her twins insisting they be back within three weeks.  She hugs Mits and begs her to come visit when her sibs return.

"I intend to,"
Mits says.

Cherub glomps her mommy and cries.  "I'll miss you!"
Matt
player, 655 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 21 Nov 2014
at 21:39
  • msg #814

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Considering the chain reaction of bonuses Matt has to feats (Is it Ironic that no FEATS are used for this?) of physical strength, we are going to pretend it is a preferable reality where the villagers are uncomfortable with Mittens's strength because she has comparative noodle arms even as a STR primary, and not because 'Cute girls should not be able to snap me in half with their bare hands'.

  "I intend to get them back home when they want, even if I have to carry them."
Raichel
player, 169 posts
Lightning Reflexes
50,000 volts worth
Sun 23 Nov 2014
at 04:15
  • msg #815

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Fun fact! Angel, Carla and Mav ALL have strength 8. Still, they are strong enough to assist. Just that none of them do anything strength-wise that makes people's jaws hit the ground. Angel and Maverick mostly keep an eye out for any approaching danger. Carla mostly reads a book and keeps company anyone who wants her company.

Raichel looks at Matt with a challenging expression. "I was actually hoping to carry *you* as part of my training!"

Timothius says, "Can't you start with someone lighter? Like Carla or Maverick?"

Rai and Tim hug their mommy. Then look expectantly for a goodbye hug from their daddy, arms open.
Mittens
GM, 1233 posts
Shifter
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Tue 2 Dec 2014
at 03:06
  • msg #816

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits chuckles at the talk about carrying people.

"I'm reminded of a dream I had where a gnoll reduced me to a pile of guts so my team carried what was left of me in a backpack to a Bullywug high priest who was generous enough to resurrect me free of charge...  but it was a long and painful process."

Imp imitates the bullywug.  "'Doooes thiss hurrt?'

'OW!'

'Goood.'"


Daddy hugs the twins so Cherub takes advantage and glomps him.  "I'll miss you, daddy!"

Once on the way, Mits offers to Rai, "If you want you can carry me."

Cherub flutters to Timothius. "Carry me!"
This message was last edited by the GM at 03:30, Tue 02 Dec 2014.
Matt
player, 656 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 2 Dec 2014
at 09:07
  • msg #817

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt wishes dream that didn't sound like something that could totally happen.  The unlikelihood of Mittens getting her ass kicked that bad aside.

  "Maybe when I'm not also wearing lots of armor, Raichel.  No reason to start the heaviest unless you have to."

  Then Mittens demands piggyback rides from her younger sister.  Which also seems normal, but more pleasantly so.
Maverick
player, 372 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Tue 2 Dec 2014
at 09:34
  • msg #818

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Timothius carries Cherub because she asked.

Raichel carries Mittens because she offered.

Maverick says, "Huh. Somehow that dream sounds like something that would come from your imagination more than anyone else's. But it's mostly the part where you get brought back to life by a bullywug that sounds like you. We probably all have those dreams where we get mutilated beyond recognition."

Angel says, "Yup. Thankfully, not often for me."

Maverick says, "I would rather those dreams than the ones I've been having lately."

Angel asks, "Oh? Why? What have you been dreaming lately?"

Maverick says, "What else? That I get my mind taken from me by a demon and forced to watch myself ruin the lives of innocent people."

Angel ohs and side-hugs Maverick. "....guess that can't be helped."

Timothius asks, "Is there a silver lining to you guys?"

Carla nods and offers a paper to Tim, who reads it aloud, "We are as close to each other as people come." Timothius thinks on it and says, "That's pretty sweet. Sorry you all have such horrible dreams, though."
Mittens
GM, 1234 posts
Shifter
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Sun 7 Dec 2014
at 04:08
  • msg #819

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Matt has kicked open magically locked cyclopes sized doors," Imp brags, "He's incredibly solid.  I'd be impressed if anyone outside Adam or swordface Mittens could budge him an inch!"

"Um...  I'm not sure its polite to boast about a person's weight,"
Cherub mews, cuddling Timothius.

"Psh.  Muscle men brag about their weight all the time."

"I don't remember Matt ever bragging about anything other than his friends."

Cherub smiles endearingly at Matt and nods to Carla.

"You're pretty fit, ain'tcha, sis?" Mits comments to her new ride.  She puts on a skeptical look to what Carla wrote, "Close?  I suppose.  I feel a strong bond for my friends and would turn the world upside-down to avenge them if they were killed.  But it wasn't till just the other day that they found out I have sibs and living parents.  And I haven't a clue about their families outside Adam.  And suppose I find out?  There isn't much more to me that I could tell them in return.  Everything from when I was adopted by bandits till when I met my friends is a big blank.  For all I know I could be a grandmother, or a gangster, or a priestess of Tiamat."

"Tiamat would be fitting with all those heads, each with different personalities," Imp says.

Cherub squiggle-faces.  "I really doubt there's any evil dragon worshipers among us.  We've always been all about being a hero and slaying dragons."

"I remember fantasizing about turning into a dragon so I could burn the village down and eat my parents," Mittens counters.

"Cooking them first was important," Imp adds, "'cause eating parents raw would be gross."

"Psh.  Angry children have childish thoughts about payback.  That doesn't mean I grew up to be a villain."

"I guess time will tell."
Matt
player, 657 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Mon 8 Dec 2014
at 04:31
  • msg #820

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "They deal with bad enough things without having to also put up with worse in their sleep."

 
Matt's Recent Dreamland:
Mittens lectures the Amazon tribe she has conquered who think guys are icky the benefits of adoption.  Maverick as an example means a success rate of 19 trillion percent in warrior children alternatives.


  "My dreams are pretty normal, though.  Also, muscle men brag about how heavy the things they LIFT are.  Raichel would brag when she bench presses me, but probably not if she weighed as much as me in armor."  The first is an inevitability, the second just sounds crazy.
Angel
player, 551 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Mon 8 Dec 2014
at 05:16
  • msg #821

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel looks over her shoulder at Mittens and lets a little smirk cross her face when Mitts mentions Rai's fitness.

Angel pshaws at Mittens. "Us not knowing about your family until recently was a matter of you not knowing about them until recently. We all know Maverick is an orphan whose parents were killed by criminals. Me, I didn't want to talk about my family situation when I met you guys and you haven't asked me since. So I guess I forgot and took it for granted that you all don't know anything about my family. Carla here is an angel, so... kind of assumed her family situation was also non-existent. And well... Matt's kinda in my camp; we never asked him. I guess you just don't ask when you're too busy thinking about keeping each other alive."

Maverick says, "Cheer up, Mom. If you are a villain and nothing we do makes you good again, I'll just kill you. Like I expect you all to do if I become irreversibly evil."

Timothius says, "Aaaand back to the cheery topics. Is that really supposed to cheer her up, Maverick?"

Maverick nods.

Timothius facepalms.
Mittens
GM, 1235 posts
Shifter
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Tue 9 Dec 2014
at 05:03
  • msg #822

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Well I'm asking now, then," Imp says, "What's everyone's detailed history?  And why didn't you wunna talk about your folks?"

Cherub blows a kiss to Maverick.  "You should never have to kill your mommy.  I know you can just as easily capture me alive and let the authorities do the punishing."

Mits smiles proudly.  "Heh.  I'd never see it coming.  Thanks for the reassurance."

To Matt she says, "Glad your dreams aren't horrible."
Matt
player, 658 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Tue 9 Dec 2014
at 06:04
  • msg #823

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt nods, "Combination of what Angel already suggested, and my own family life being rather boring.  Grow up in village, take up family trade, never work up the nerve to ask the beautiful girl in town if they'd like to spend some time together, then acid rain and trees leading to other dimensions and so on."

  Though at least he's been spending more time with that beautiful girl.
Angel
player, 552 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Tue 9 Dec 2014
at 16:03
  • msg #824

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "My father is an amazing singer whose mission was to go to the downtrodden and cheer them up with his voice. He always was a charmer; my mom saw him at one of his concerts and fell head-over-heals in love with him. But mom's specialty is manipulation. So while other girls wanted my dad, mom actually got him. Mom helped my dad get over some of his naivety, dad helped mom get over some of her callousness. The two became an amazing pair, and then I was born. I had a very nice childhood. Then mom went missing. Dad slowly became more and more like mom in her absence. He swore he'd find her. But it drove him insane and one day, he attacked me. I killed him in self-defense. I think he died months prior to that, though... anyway, it's now my quest to find mom and resurrect dad. One way or another."

Maverick glances over. He goes to hug Angel, who just puts an arm around Maverick in return. Maverick says, "My parents loved me. They were good people who everyone respected. Everyone but villains. When they stood up to the wrong person who turned out to be a noble, they were executed. I swore revenge. My quest is to get to the point where that noble will have nowhere to run or hide and I will have my way with him."

Carla hands a note to Timothius, who reads, "Carla writes; I have no parents. But I do have siblings, who were born of the same creation magic and same celestial material as I was. Gabriel is the eldest. Then me. Then Sparky. Then Rainbow. Then Stephen. Then Daniel. Gabe is wise and responsible, always looking out for his younger siblings. You know me; I'm quiet and reserved. Because of his time in bondage to demons, Sparky is brash, abrasive and violent, but has a deep empathy for people in need. Rainbow is friendly, but calm. She is a good person to talk to and confide in. Stephen is a thinker, always calculating risks and thinking up new and interesting inventions. In a battle, his wings were torn off. So Stephen made a pair of mechanical wings to replace them. Daniel has a heart for everyone; his love for all runs deep."
This message was last edited by the player at 16:05, Tue 09 Dec 2014.
Mittens
GM, 1236 posts
Shifter
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Wed 10 Dec 2014
at 03:04
  • msg #825

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"'Only idiot lunatics become adventurers,' Dad used to say," Mits reminisces, "Thank you for proving him wrong on both counts, everyone.  Sorry to hear about the rough backgrounds.  But glad to hear about the good parts.  Maybe we can ask Adam if he knows someone who can help track down Angel's mom and Maveric's noble."

Imp flutters over to Mav and reaches to hug him.  "Then that's my quest too!  Same goes for you, Angel."

Cherub smiles and flutters to each person to give a cheek kiss.  To Carla to give a cheek kiss.  To Carla she coos, "Such a sweet family!  I'd love to spend time with them."

To Maverick, "Your parents will be so proud of the hero you've become when they find out.  In this life or the next.  We can use the crown to talk with them and maybe get the ball rolling on resurrecting when we return to Adam."

"We recovered a powerful relic,"
Mittens explains for her sibs, "It can be used to contact and raise the dead.  But it has its limits."

To Angel Cherub continues, "We can do the same for your daddy too."

She whispers in Matt's ear, paying him compliments for his good looks.

"What's this mischief you're scheming?" Imp demands, "I'm supposed to be the prankster!"

Cherub giggles and offers kisses to her sibs.  "So happy to see you again!"

"Got a song for you, Maverick," Mittens adds.

"All this time my hatred's grown
The one thing on my mind
The hate in me is all I've known
The one thing keeping me alive

Bold words spreads across the land
Bragging tongues speak carelessly
Know they not what is to come
I'll hunt them down restlessly

The oath I swore, once sealed in blood
A seal between loyal friends
I swore before ancient Gods
I will have revenge

I swore before my Gods
An oath, once sealed in blood

Now, here I stand in pouring rain
As he comes riding down the path
He will learn the meaning of pain
As subject to my endless wrath

He will be the first to pay
For the bragging words he spoke
He'll regret that fateful day
My friends perished in smoke

I swore before my Gods
An oath, once sealed in blood

So, here I stand on the road
With cold steel in my hand
As he looks into my unforgiving soul
His tears begins to run

One man down, 29 to go
Consider yourselves warned
I'm coming for the rest of you
And will have no remorse"

This message was last edited by the GM at 03:46, Wed 10 Dec 2014.
Matt's turn
Fri 12 Dec 2014
at 20:09
  • msg #826

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

bump!
Matt
player, 659 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 13 Dec 2014
at 00:07
  • msg #827

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Sometimes people who would love a preference for common sense are the only ones available to violently tell demons and cultist to cut it out."

  Matt figures one of the limits that would be hardest to work with in bringing back parents, would be the lack of remains at this moment.  Presumably, three out of four dead parents have known burial spots at least?

  He  lightly blushes at Cherub's compliment, "Thanks, feather mittens."

OOC: Duuuurp, thanks for the reminder.  Even without song lyrics or multi alts this post feels lame compared to Mittens and Angel's <.<   
Timothy
player, 109 posts
Cleric of Good
Merciful
Sat 13 Dec 2014
at 02:27
  • msg #828

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick, of course, allows the Imp hug. "I'm not going to get my hopes up on the crown. But it is at least worth checking."

Maverick listens to Mittens' song and smiles as the thought of actually getting this guy looks more and more like a reality. "Just remember... when we get the chance to go after that noble, he is mine. No killing." He thinks a moment. "Unless, of course, we have to kill him before he harms more innocent people. But we've gotten pretty good at holding back enough to keep prisoners when we want."

Carla rubs her cheek, smiles, and nods to Cherub.

Angel says, "I suppose prioritizing will be based off how much information we have at the moment, and who's quest is closer."

Timothius says, "I'm not saying I agree with dad's extreme way of looking at adventuring, but there is a grain of truth in his words, sis. There is a certain amount of crazy, jadedness, and downright sadness I've been seeing and hearing off of you bunch. Though unlike dad's statement, I think rather than choosing adventuring because you were that way, it was more like adventuring made you that way."

Raichel says, "Depends on what you define crazy as. I consider it crazy to just lie down and die when you are being overrun by monsters. But most people consider it crazy to put your life at risk on purpose for any reason."

Timothius says in a concerned tone, "The fact Mittens and her friends charge at danger isn't crazy. That's heroic and admirable. The crazy part is talk of using body parts as trophies. Or the extreme things Mittens was talking about doing to dad... legally. Or saying that humbling yourself is not a valid way to protect others."

Angel says, "It's an emotional time for Mittens, just as it is for you, Timothius. Just like anyone else, Mittens will say angry things when angry. Have you never said 'I wish you were dead' to your parents?"

Raichel says, "Timothius doesn't wish death on his worst enemies, so... bad example. But I think the point is made." She looks at Mittens. "I'm just glad you're alive and that we get to see you. It still feels so unreal..."
Mittens
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Wed 17 Dec 2014
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  • msg #829

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"You're welcome, Hammer Matt!" Cherub answers with a big smile.

Imp grins at Maverick's laying claim to his nemesis and hovers over him to nudge his shoulder.  "Naturally!  I'd have made sure he lived to see his punishment even if you hadn't asked."

"Guy likely is the law where he comes from, so don't expect any legal justice.  Though things get hazy when a freedom fighter overthrows a tyrant, replaces him, then passes a law saying it was totally legal to do so.  I wonder if Adam can help us with that."

Mits glances at Timothius.  "Extreme?  Extremely mild compared to what I'd do if he'd treated Maverick or any of my friends that way when they were too little to defend themselves.  Guess I have a double standard that way."

Cherub flutters to Timothius to explain.  "Remember she's just one part of me..."

"An awesome part that excels at gutting evil with a double-axe!" Imp interrupts, "And nothin' crazy about wanting cool trophies."

"Just impractical," Mits counters.

"And gross!" Cherub objects.  "Don't worry, Timothius.  I understand what you're saying.  I bet those two would change their tune about humility if Adam winds up having to apologize to tyrant nimrod's allies for Maverick's vengeance in order to prevent a war.  I sure hope I won't be so full of mixed messages when I get put back together."
Matt
player, 660 posts
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Wed 17 Dec 2014
at 04:11
  • msg #830

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt has already stated his opinions on using the bits and pieces of people as trophies or worn accessories, so at least that's something he agrees with Timothius regarding.

  "Mixed messages seem to be rather common, so I doubt your literal split personality is to blame there.  Despite all the talk of revenge and knee crushing-" Nobody mentioned skull crushing specifically, "We're no strangers to going painfully out of our way to make sure people don't die even when forced to attack us...  Some brainwashed cultists just turn out better than others in the end."
Raichel
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Wed 17 Dec 2014
at 05:21
  • msg #831

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

When Mittens says her piece, Timothius says, "I rest my case."

Angel says, "You know, on the topic of grisly trophies, I could argue that every last one of us is wearing body parts, what with leather being the skin of a creature. But I'm sure you all would say stuff like "that's different" and not really explain why."

Maverick says, "Frankly, I don't care. If it makes my loved ones upset, then it's not worth arguing over. Unless they are arguing in favor of evil. I'm sure you all will want something new and shiny some day that I will not like. When that day comes, you will either have to give it up, or let me wear my trophies."

Carla looks relieved.

Maverick then looks up at Mittens, "I couldn't care less what laws might try to protect him. If we're capable of getting him, he will be got."

Raichel says, "Law is there to protect people and give structure and stability. When so-called laws do the opposite, I do not consider them laws. I consider them someone's attempt at turning their claim into a law." she looks at Mittens, "So when a tyrant exists, he makes a mockery of law, suffocating it. In order for law to breathe air again, the tyrant, like poison in the blood, needs to be removed. Then law can thrive again."

Meanwhile, Timothius looks to Cherub and says, "I guess we all have a dark side. It just makes me uncomfortable when darkness claims itself as light."
Mittens
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Sun 4 Jan 2015
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  • msg #832

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Wow!" Cherub chimes, "So many topics to cover!  Thanks for the reassurance, Matt."

"One could say that the worst possible punishment for that guy was what we did - keep him alive and break his curse," Imp muses.

"The only 'wrong' he did was to do exactly what we did - try to bust a cult with only a handful of heroes," Mits says, "So if he deserved punishment, then so do we."

"Didn't say he deserved it.  Just say'n keepin' our opponents alive is sometimes ironically more harsh than killin' 'em."

"On the topic of body-part clothing, the difference is cultural.  Most of the 'civilized' races consider it taboo to wear dead people parts.  Ignore this and what you wear sends a message.  The message most will get is, 'I want to emulate orcs, ogres, etc.  I'm strong, savage, and stupid.'  Whether that's what you wanted to say won't matter.  Frightened mothers will take their children inside and lock the door, merchants will close shop, and well-meaning guards will ask us to leave town.  And that's just in the towns that aren't under constant attack from bugbears.  So unless we plan on joining a troll tribe, it's just not worth the hassle.  So there you go, Angel.  That's the difference between wearing animal skins and people parts."

"What Maverick wears makes no difference 'cause he's so sneaky."

"It makes a difference to me," Cherub objects, "I don't want to have to hug a dead badguy's yucky corpse whenever I hug him."

Mits nods.  "On the topic of law.  Getting badguys hiding behind law and rank will likely be a common theme for us.  So let's not confuse our terms.  'Law' and 'Justice' do not mean the same thing no matter how much you want them to.  They're as different as the words 'power' and 'evil.'  Law is still law even if it isn't just.  Law and power are tools one should use to bring about justice, but all too often they're used for evil.  But power doesn't stop being power when abused.  In the same way law is still law even when unjust.  You're just going to have to accept that justice sometimes demands breaking a 100% legitimately established law."

"Well love isn't love if twisted into evil," Cherub says.

"Nah.  Villains use love as a weapon plenty.  Kidnapping for one."
This message was last edited by the GM at 02:00, Sun 04 Jan 2015.
Matt
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Sun 4 Jan 2015
at 03:41
  • msg #833

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I'm surprised you'd make me fight demons without any armor over not being allowed to wear someone's face as a codpiece Maverick, but I guess if that's how it's got to be I'll just learn to live with the stab wounds if my next set isn't to your liking-wait, no, that would be incredibly stupid and you wouldn't actually endanger us over fashion choices."   Oh thank the gods that Matt isn't quite passive aggressive enough to go through with that.  OR IS HE!?

  "Just try not to be assholes, and we should be set. It sounds easy but life loves to make it hard some days."
Maverick
player, 374 posts
Master of Stealth
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Sun 4 Jan 2015
at 04:16
  • msg #834

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick glances at Imp. "If I'm kidnapped and they threaten to kill me, just kill the kidnapper. People like that would kill their victims even if you give in to their demands."

When Matt says his piece, Maverick looks furious and says, "I didn't say that and you know it."

Angel says, "Don't get upset, Maverick. He did just say that telling him to go armor-less is something you wouldn't do. We all know we won't be endangering each other on purpose."

Maverick calms some, but not much. He starts to fall back some, as if looking for a chance to disappear.

Carla notices and keeps an eye on him. Not like Maverick couldn't escape, well, anyone on this team if he wanted.
This message was last edited by the player at 04:17, Sun 04 Jan 2015.
Mittens
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Sat 10 Jan 2015
at 05:55
  • msg #835

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp puts on a sly smile and teases, "Me and Cherub fight without armor on."

"You also wound up a smear on the floor of our latest fight," Mits reminds.

Imp blushes and puffs her cheeks.  Cherub flutters over to Mav to offer him a gentle hug.  "Please don't be mad, sweetie.  Mat was only trying to help you understand that we love and understand one another well enough to not let our differences of opinion to get in the way of that.  Just consider it a quick lesson in how trust and friendship can overcome potential misunderstanding."

Mits changes the topic.  "I agree with Maverick on how to deal with kidnappers.  Especially if they don't see it coming.  If I'm kidnapped, I'd rather risk dying while the enemy is backstabbed than be rescued knowing my friends gave into the demands of a villain."
Matt
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Sat 10 Jan 2015
at 06:21
  • msg #836

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I guess if it was convenient, rescue would be nice.  But yeah, not if it would put you in stupidly needless danger... More than we usually deal with."

  He hopes any kidnappers do not use sarcasm... Or maybe he should hope they use sarcasm, considering what Maverick would probably do to them then.
Angel
player, 554 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 10 Jan 2015
at 06:52
  • msg #837

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel had more arguments for the use of enemy body parts, such as the fact a group of elves, a race known for their beauty, had a holy sect that involved wearing skulls for masks. Which was what started the whole "let's wear body parts" thing. But decides the topic is best dropped.

.....for now.

Timothius says, "Good to know you don't ever give in to villain demands and all. But obviously, there is a time to even do that. Like if they are telling you to give them the time of day or else they blow up a town."

Raichel shrugs. "Even then, it's risky. If they need to know the time of day that badly, it could be for some ritual that will kill dozens of towns."

Maverick says nothing. Surprise! But he does quietly hug Cherub back.

Carla is just ponderous.

Angel says, "While I agree with Raichel, Tim's right too that there are probably times where giving in to a villain's demands are the wiser thing to do. Like if you are utterly outnumbered, outclassed, and given the chance to surrender."
Mittens
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Tue 13 Jan 2015
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  • msg #838

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub leans in to kiss her kitten's cheek.  "Love you, Maverick."

"The idea of anyone managing to kidnap Matt breaks my brain.  He'd just bust whatever chains they try to bind him with!" Imp boasts.

Mits rubs her chin.  "To clarify, I wouldn't object to my friends deceiving villains by pretending to allow them to get away with their evil."

"Haha!  Those stupid cultists totally fell for our disguises!"
Imp adds.

"I was so worried.  None of you look anything like an evil cultist.  Much too good looking!" 

"Couldn't chase an army of cultists scattering in all directions to directions, so that's not the best example of temporarily letting a villain have what they demand to lul them into a false sense of security only to crush them later on."

"The important thing is that we crushed the demon behind it all.  Our small group can't stop every badguy, but so far we've stopped all the bosses."
Matt
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Tue 13 Jan 2015
at 03:16
  • msg #839

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Silly Angel, if Elves did it then they get a free pass.  Just like how they get to claim to be honoring and protecting nature while twisting trees into shapes more convenient to them to live inside.

  "We've seen enough ridiculous things that I'm sure if somebody really put their mind to it, they would locate the needed plot device means to grab me.  Though yes, it would take a bit of effort compared to admantine chains... Which I still have trouble believing is happening."
Angel
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Deceptively Charismatic
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Tue 13 Jan 2015
at 03:50
  • msg #840

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick rubs his cheek on Cherub, a smile slowly setting on his face.

Angel says, "Yep... we have a pretty good team."

She then looks at Cherub. "Too good looking? Heh... one of evil's best weapons is good looks. And sadly, there were a number of children barely able to walk, making Mav and Carla blend in."

Timothius says, "I'm glad you all have managed to do much without having to be everywhere. It will be something you can point to when people feel overwhelmed or feel like there is no way to deal with evil."

Raichel smiles.
This message was last edited by the player at 03:59, Tue 13 Jan 2015.
Mittens
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Wed 14 Jan 2015
at 03:09
  • msg #841

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub is overjoyed to see Mav smiling and moves to tickle his face with a barrage of fuzzy kitty kisses.  She smiles impishly at Angel.

"I was worried anyhow.  And calling you good looking was meant as a compliment."

"Not just a good team," Imp brags, "According to Bard Mittens' prophecy, y'all are destined to become legendary!"

"My musical side had prophetic powers of very limited practical use," Mits explains, "But now that I'm set up for hacking monsters to pieces, I'm probably more likely to find a hidden lair to get Matt back...  I wonder if dad woulda survived an encounter with Bard.  Her insults had a tendency to detonate brains."

"She has just as much control over the lethality of her powers as the rest of us do.  At worst Dad would wind up knocked out.

"But let's stick to topics more pleasant than exploding brains, please,"
Cherub mews.
Matt
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Sat 17 Jan 2015
at 06:49
  • msg #842

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I would be more impressed by that, but usually there has to be a big problem for a lot of people first before heroes get called legendary, so honestly it sounds more like a hassle.  Is it too late to hope we become known as adequate heroes?"
Maverick
player, 375 posts
Master of Stealth
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Mon 19 Jan 2015
at 05:06
  • msg #843

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel shrugs, "Probably too late." she then looks at Cherub and smiles. "Well... thanks for the compliment."

Timothius says, "Depends on if villains will be satisfied being known as just adequate villains."

Maverick says nothing.

Raichel says, "I guess it also depends on how much you are willing to overlook."
This message was last edited by the player at 05:07, Mon 19 Jan 2015.
Mittens
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Fri 23 Jan 2015
at 07:53
  • msg #844

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub smiles and mews happily at Angel.  She continues gushing on Maverick.

"We just got finished punching another big problem for a lot of people in the face,"
Imp brags with a grin, "We're already worthy of being immortalized in song and storybook!"

"I think he was referencing 'save the entire world from an army of a million undead spilling through a death cult's portal to the Shadowfell' type 'big problem for a lot of people,'" Mits guesses.

Imp gawks.  "And he thinks something like that merely an hassle?!"

"That's our legendary hero, Matt for ya!" Cherub chimes.
Matt
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Sat 24 Jan 2015
at 02:13
  • msg #845

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well, yes.  Insubstantial things like ghosts are a huge pain to deal with figuratively as well as literally.  Which is the sort of insane sounding logic you end up with after roaming around and having to stop every evil you practically trip over on the way."
Angel
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Sat 24 Jan 2015
at 02:28
  • msg #846

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

And this is why Timothius is so down-hearted in SoW. Adventuring takes you face to face with all that's wrong with your world.

Angel shrugs and says, "Technically, we don't have to stop every evil. We only have to stop the ones our lives depend on us stopping. Which was only once or twice, really, since a large number of evil we "tripped over" was evil we went out looking for. But we choose to stop every evil we find out about."

Raichel says, "You really run into that much evil?"
Mittens
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Thu 12 Feb 2015
at 05:21
  • msg #847

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub smiles and brags, "For a hero, letting evil you know about go unchecked is not an option!"

Imp grins.  "Guess we were just lucky to have run into the baddies that needed spanked every step of the way!"

"Matt has a point, though," Mits says, rubbing her chin, "I wonder if we can get some 'ghost bane' type magic items to be prepared for such an eventuality."

She looks over to Angel.  "Don't forget the folks who chose to lay down and die to evil rather than stand up to it.  Not to mention those who get angry at us for going out of our way to help them."

"I should go back and give that ungrateful wretch a spanking!"

"Bigger fish to fry first."
This message was last edited by the GM at 08:05, Thu 12 Feb 2015.
Matt
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Fri 13 Feb 2015
at 01:14
  • msg #848

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well, sometimes it's the same evil over and over between dealing with just sort of there killer wildlife, or zombie killer wildlife.  Because poisonous lizard beetles just aren't bad enough in the first place I guess."

  Matt sighs at the latest round of spank hopes.  "Look, if you stop every time somebody acts like a baby to treat them like one, we're not going to get very far."
Angel
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Fri 13 Feb 2015
at 09:11
  • msg #849

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "I have to agree with Matt on this one. And try to remember, that man experienced true helplessness time and time again. Few are those who would stand brave after watching heroes fall and the innocent punished more for it. I've had time to think about him and I no longer hold anger for him. Only hope that our actions served to mend his broken spirit."

Carla smiles at Angel.

Maverick shrugs. "In the end, they were grateful anyway."

Timothius says, "So what's the plan? When we get to this prince friend of yours, were you planning on catching up? Going to find more villages to save? Both at the same time?"
Mittens
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Sun 15 Feb 2015
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  • msg #850

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub smiles at Angel and Mits nods to Matt.

"Good point."

Imp just folds her arms.  "Then I'll just have to hire a professional spanker to help remind the broken people we encounter that you praise heroes, not chastise them; and you do not help arm murderers, while the rest of us deal with the poisonous zombie lizard beetles."

Cherub smiles and nods to Timothius.  "Yup!  First we get Adam up to date.  Then, we ask to use the relic to contact Mav and Angels' parents."

"Let's not forget to ask exactly how they want to be avenged,"
Imp chimes in.

"I'm half expecting to find out Lord Nimrod is already dead.  Or at least that Angel's mom is South while Nimrod is North.  Or there's some other urgent thing going on that'll prevent us from doing anything we wanted to get done."

"Don't forget we're not the only ones who can deal with capturing a villain or find a missing person," Cherub reminds, "If there's lots of places to go at the same time, Adam can send people to each."
Matt
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Sun 15 Feb 2015
at 07:36
  • msg #851

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt, after some thought, decides it's best not to even comment on the whole 'professional spanker' thing.  That WIS mod hard at work.

  "Could someone remind me who else has been dealing with this kind of problem these days, then?"  We'll send someone else!  And then you have to go in a few days after they die!   But you got a three day weekend, isn't that great!
Maverick
player, 376 posts
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Sun 15 Feb 2015
at 09:01
  • msg #852

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Hopefully, Matt does not mean a single day of rolling 3's. Oh! A weekend composed of 3 days... right...

Also, Angel is unaware of some group of adventurers named Bridget, Eli, Emerald, Reverie, Liberty, yet another Mittens, Freedom, Gilant, Michael, Shale, and Blake.

....that was a rather large adventuring group. O.o

Anyways, Maverick says, "If Lord Nimrod is dead, I will resurrect him. He belongs to me. Not the Raven Queen. Not Hell. Me." He pauses a moment. "But you all come first. So if Angel's mom is opposite, we go for Angel's mom."

Angel smiles. "Thanks, Maverick. But I should remind you not to get your hopes up... I've heard sometimes resurrection doesn't work."

Timothius says, "Especially in cases like Lord Nimrod, where the demons or devils he entertains won't want to release him, knowing you await him on the other end."

Carla simply nods.

(Ready for fast forward any time)
This message was last updated by the player at 09:01, Sun 15 Feb 2015.
Mittens
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Wed 18 Feb 2015
at 04:02
  • msg #853

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp giggles.  "Nimrod's in sooo much trouuuble!  If we can't resurrect him Matt'll just kick down Hell's gates and we'll nab him from those demons!"

She grins proudly at Matt.  "No one else planes hopping, stomping madness cults, necromancers, and demon overlords besides us!"

"But stopping killers and finding missing people is something the authorities do all the time," Cherub reiterates.

"I'm sure we're due a setback or three," Mits says, "But what my hopes are up for is the belief that we won't let them stop us."

The group arrives at the teleportation circle.
This message was last edited by the GM at 04:03, Wed 18 Feb 2015.
Matt
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Thu 19 Feb 2015
at 08:22
  • msg #854

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I'm a bit hazy on how well I fare against metaphysical gates." Standard issue adamantine doors or force portals, that's doable though with maybe a few tries at this point.

  He doesn't mention his expectations such demon overlords would be idiots to not realize releasing him to Maverick would be WAY more entertaining.  Probably.

  "I know it's basically standardized magic, but considering past experience like Imp says, I'm going to be surprised we end up where we are supposed to."
Angel
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Fri 20 Feb 2015
at 20:00
  • msg #855

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "No matter where we go, if we stick together, I'll be that much happier." Angel steps into the portal.

Maverick says nothing and steps into the portal with the others.

Carla, of course, does the same.

Timothius and Raichel step into the portal with the others.
Mittens
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Sun 8 Mar 2015
at 03:52
  • msg #856

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The three Mits all smile at Angel's comment and Cherub flutters over to glomp her.  As she and the others walk through the portal, Imp narrates, "When our heroes arrive on the other side of the portal, they find themselves much more 'together' than Angel had hoped - all their heads have been swapped!  Timothius' head on Matt's shoulders, Matt's head on Maverick's shoulders, Mav's head on Timothius' shoulders..."

Imp is kidding, of course.  No one has swapped heads.  Big Mits has changed, though.  She's wearing red plate armor with black trim covered in a tabard with a huge symbol of Tempus embroidered on it.  On her hip is strapped a well used, jagged bastard sword with the name, "Vengance" scratched into the blade.  In her right hand she holds a big, new looking wooden paddle with the name, "Punishment" burned into the face.  On her left arm is a huge steel shield with a big piece of cloth covering the face.  On the cloth has been painted the message, "Death to evil."  Her backpack at least looks unchanged.  She keeps walking, blink-blink-blinking.

"Well...  Crowded brain allofasudden.  Self checking...  Still hate evil?  Check.  Still love hacking villains into itty bitty pieces?  Check.  Alright!  Perfect score!  Mittens is OK with the other Mittenses in her head.  Greetings, my fellow avengers!  Mittens, paladin of TEMPUS, now in the driver seat.  I look forward to our time together.  Especially that part where we get to topple some corrupt nobleman!"
Matt
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Wed 11 Mar 2015
at 03:08
  • msg #858

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Well, big shields are always a plus for being stabbed less.  "Huh, I thought he was supposed to be more subtle than Kord." Matt's leveled up check misses the lorebit about how many worshipers he lost after his channel divinity got nerfed to no longer be a free crit.

  "Does today's Mittens still have a fondness for hugs and cookies between the rush to smite things?" Would he regret asking if there was anything under the shield's cloth cover?

OOC: While it was nerfed to "Not be a crit", you DO get to roll any extra crit related dice, which counts for High Crit weapons *eyes Eletor's Falchion*
This message was last edited by the player at 03:10, Wed 11 Mar 2015.
Angel
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Wed 11 Mar 2015
at 05:10
  • msg #859

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel wonders if she will ever get used to the Mittens changes. "That is not the only important quality, Mittens... Important, yes, but not the only important one."

Carla looks around to see if Imp and Cherub are still around... or if they are gone.

Raichel and Timothius look a bit confused.

Maverick looks suspicious. Then suppresses a smile when Mittens mentions prioritizing the punishing of the noble.
Mittens
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Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 02:23
  • msg #860

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp and Cherub both answer with an enthusiastic "YES!" but Mits scoffs.

"Speak for yourselves.  Mittens has no interest in hugs.  And cookies are a handy snack, but not as sweet as the taste of victory over one's enemies!"

She nods to Angel.  "Other important things like being fit to crush one's foes!  I will now sing you a sermon about..."

"HEEEELP!" someone around the next corner screams!

"Woohoo!  Action!"  Mits sprints 'round the corner and the other two follow.

The scene 'round the corner:  3 thuggish looking people, each with a mean looking dog on a leash, have a terrified peasant cornered.  Each is strapped with a weapon that is currently not drawn.

"Silence!" one of the thugs demands, "Just pay your protection money or we feed you to our dogs!"
This message was last edited by the GM at 03:37, Thu 12 Mar 2015.
Matt
player, 670 posts
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Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 03:34
  • msg #861

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Oh dear.  Mittens makes the initial prototype of Eletor look subdued.

  Oh dear, alley poor business practices.

"So, quick question.  Do you actually provide any actual protection from others messing with his business like a respectable organization would, or do you just use the term because it's a common phrase?"
Narrator
player, 326 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 03:41
  • msg #862

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"What have we here?!" the half orc thug asks.  "Buttinskis!  Sick 'em!"

The dog charges Mittens while the half orc charges Matt!  Both fail to do any harm.
Maverick
player, 377 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 03:50
  • msg #863

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick pulls out his sling while trotting over towards the fight and twirls it before letting loose a stone that SMASHES the half-orc in the face, knocking half the guy's teeth out!

The half-orc thought he saw a child running towards him, but then STONETOTHEFACE and then no child. "OOOOOOWWWW!"


Move: Closer to fight
Fleeting Spirit Strike v Half-orc. Hit(31)!
 Shift 3
 dmg: 21
 Shift 3
Stealth: 38


Half-Orc HP: 25 - 21 = 4

Narrator
player, 327 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 04:00
  • msg #864

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Goldrum!" the human thug shouts, when he sees his buddie's mouth all bloodied, "That guy's gunna pay for that!"

Seems he's assuming Matt was the one to hurt his comrade.  He rushes over to attack Matt!  His dog attacks Mits!  Once again, they fail to harm anyone.
Angel
player, 562 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 04:12
  • msg #865

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel fires an arrow dead center on the half-orc, slamming him against a wall and knocking him out! At the same time, another arrow goes in the human's side in a very painful spot. "You're way out of your league, boys... surrender and we'll see to it you get a fair trial."


Twin Strike v halforc, human. CRIT(37)! Hit(34)!
 dmg to halforc: 8
 dmg to human: 21


Halforc done
Human HP: 25 - 21 = 4

This message was last edited by the player at 04:13, Thu 12 Mar 2015.
Narrator
player, 328 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 04:18
  • msg #866

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Eeeek!" the peasant shrieks! "He's dead!"

"IgiveIgiveIgive!" the human hollers, dropping his weapon!

"Me too!" the goblin shouts, raising his hands behind his head.

DC 11 insight.  Goblin doesn't intend to surrender.  Is reaching for weapon hidden inside the back of his shirt.
Carla
player, 275 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 04:27
  • msg #867

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The enemies can see a little cherub, lit up like a star, walking towards them. She waves a finger at the goblin's direction and Sparky appears in front of the goblin with chain in hand. "You are facing an angel, goblin. And these heroes are every bit as powerful. Do not go for that weapon."


Move: To see enemies.
Standard: Summon spirit companion (Sparky)

Narrator
player, 329 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 04:32
  • msg #868

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The goblin gulps and hesitates.  But the dog attacks!
Timothius
GM, 361 posts
Paladin of Bahamut
Shifter (of sorts)
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 04:36
  • msg #869

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Timothius and Raichel head over. Timothius says, "Call off the dogs so I can check on your friend!" Raichel just puts up her dukes, ready to fight.
Mittens
GM, 1249 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 04:59
  • msg #870

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Halt in the name of the law!" a guard shouts from down the street, rushing toward the fleeing goblin.

"Big mistake!" Mits hollers at the goblin.

A dog yelps when she kicks it to push herself away, then she rushes over to the goblin and cleaves it in half with her jagged sword!  From skull to tailbone!
Matt
player, 671 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 05:07
  • msg #871

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Well, I think you got him."

  He eyes the dogs, and decides he won't bother smacking them unless they try to attack people again.

  Matt sighs as he takes doggy damage™, then conks the one who bit him unconscious with his hammer, following up with a smack to the other nearby dog saying to the sensible enough to give up bandit "So, won't hold it against you just yet.  But Mittens is very excited about her new sword and if you do not call off the dogs she might want to see if she can beat what she just did to that goblin on you."
This message was last edited by the player at 05:21, Thu 12 Mar 2015.
Maverick
player, 378 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 05:24
  • msg #872

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick is surprised when he hears one guy surrender. Annoyed when a goblin runs and gets chopped in half. Then more annoyed when a dog manages to find the one spot between Matt's armor to actually hurt Matt. He pops out from his hiding place and throws an arm to the side with sling in hand! Two stones go flying at the two dogs, hitting them both!


Cloud of Steel v dog 1, dog 2. Hit(21)! Hit(23)!
 dmg: 11
 SA dmg to dog 2: 10


Dog 1 HP: 38 - 11 = 27
Dog 2 HP: 27 - 21 = 6

Narrator
player, 330 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 05:30
  • msg #873

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"DOWN, BOY!  HEEEL!"

The human tries to recover the leash!  Meanwhile the dog barks at the several spinning images of Matt reeling around!  The goblin's dog still looks like it wants to bite Sparky.
Angel
player, 563 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 05:40
  • msg #874

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel holds up her crossbow and shoots a bolt right through the skull of the dog pestering Sparky. "That's one dog who doesn't have to mourn its master's death."


Fleeting Spirit Strike v Dog 1. Hit(19)!
 dmg: 33


Dog 1 HP: 27 - 33 = dead

Narrator
player, 331 posts
The Voice
Helping plots along
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 05:49
  • msg #875

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The peasant girl drops to her knees and cries, shaking like a leaf.
Carla
player, 276 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Thu 12 Mar 2015
at 05:52
  • msg #876

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla walks closer and her eyes glow as if charged to fire lasers.

Timothius looks horrified and is stunned.
Raichel is still ready to fight.


readied Sun Strike for first enemy to attack.
This message was last edited by the player at 05:52, Thu 12 Mar 2015.
Mittens
GM, 1250 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Fri 13 Mar 2015
at 02:35
  • msg #877

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub hurries over to Timothius to try and comfort him.  Imp starts tying up the fallen.  Meanwhile Mittens is whistling merrily as she uses her magic gloves to clean the gore off her gear.

"Swords in their hands they killed each and every man
Who dared to invade their sacred land
Victory Songs are rising in the night
Telling all of their undying strength and might"


"Well that was fun!  A shame they died so easy."

The guard catches up and takes in the scene with a horrified look on his face.

"What happened here?!"

"Good guys killed badguys," Mits sums up, switching back from her sword to the paddle, "Tempus be praised!  And my valiant friends, too!"
Matt
player, 672 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 13 Mar 2015
at 02:39
  • msg #878

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt refrains from facepalming in front of the guard.  "Angel, think you could go check on the lady?"  He suspects Mrs. Clause ranger to probably be more comforting up close than armor fighter.

  "A woman was being accosted in the alley, we asked them to stop that and their answer was to sick their dogs on us and attempt to stab us."
Angel
player, 564 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 13 Mar 2015
at 02:58
  • msg #879

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel nods to Matt. She heads for the lady and kneels next to her, putting a hand on her and shushing her. "It's OK... we'll escort you home if you need, sweetheart."

Timothius faints. Raichel catches him. She looks uncomfortable, but totes Timothius over to the half-orc and starts trying to wake him back up. "Tim... Timmy... there's a guy who needs you to check on him so he won't die..."

Carla looks over at the guards and her eyes slowly dim back to their 'normal' fremen look. The little cherub looks up at them, wings ruffling a little and then looks at the surrendered guy.

Maverick says, "We are friends of Prince Adam. We were on our way to see him and we saw this." he then looks at the surrendered human. "Do you work for a gang or anything?"
Mittens
GM, 1251 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Fri 13 Mar 2015
at 03:09
  • msg #880

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The woman recoils, apparently afraid of the woman who can slam a man unconscious against a wall with the flick of her wrist.  The human thug is terrified and stutters that he's all that's left of the gang now.  Him and his dog.

Mits shrugs.  "He's not gunna die."

The guard takes a deep breath to calm himself.  "Thank you!  I've heard of your reputation.  Please forgive this disturbance.  These streets are usually quite safe.  This gang must be brand new."

He glances several times at Carla with a flushed look on his face like he's expecting to be made to confess all of his sins and crawl to a temple for penance.

"I'll deal with the clean-up.  I wouldn't want you to keep the Prince waiting."

He bows respectfully.
Matt
player, 673 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 13 Mar 2015
at 03:14
  • msg #881

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Despite everything that has happened and who they personally know, Matt is still incredibly surprised at this kind of result.

  Oh, right. Civilians acting more frightened of the rescuers than the attackers, that's still there.  We can't imagine why.

  "You uh, might want to get some help for that cleanup, then."  We are sure the two halves of a goblin have nothing to do with it.
Maverick
player, 379 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Fri 13 Mar 2015
at 03:26
  • msg #882

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel frowns, but stands and walks away from the lady. "Thank you, sir. We'll be on our way then."

Maverick puts his sling away and begins walking towards the palace.

Raichel hefts Timothius onto her shoulders and follows. "Let's not keep Adam waiting."

Carla gives the guard a curtsey and then heads off. Sparky follows behind and asks, "Where did Mittens get that cool-looking armor?"
Mittens
GM, 1252 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Fri 13 Mar 2015
at 03:35
  • msg #883

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Yessir!"

The guard stands at attention and salutes Matt and then the others.

"Th-th-thank... y-y-you..." the lady finally stammers.

Mits grins at Sparky.  "Had it custom made!  And my shield and weapons too!  Glad you like!  Love your gear too!"

Travel seems uneventful, but the group does get a lot of looks of awe from the people they pass.
Matt
player, 674 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 13 Mar 2015
at 03:40
  • msg #884

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt is pretty sure the looks are mostly due to the Angel Baby and Tempus Tabby.

  "Thanks again for stopping by to help, Sparky.  Even if some dogs isn't the sort of thing you usually get called for."  On the other hand, what he usually gets called for tends to paste him.
Carla
player, 277 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Fri 13 Mar 2015
at 03:44
  • msg #885

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla kisses Sparky on the cheek and he shrugs a shoulder, hugs her and says, "No problem. Well I gotta go, guys. If you need me again, lemme know." and he poofs.

Angel continues wearing her confident smile as she walks to the palace.

Maverick decides to make his way to the rooftops and hop from one roof to the next, observing the people from above.

Raichel just looks lost in thought.
Mittens
GM, 1253 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Fri 13 Mar 2015
at 03:59
  • msg #886

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Will do!"

The door guard all salute the heroes when they arrive.

"I shall accompany you," one of them offers.

He marches ahead of the group.  The other blows a trumpet and announces,

"Prince Adam's friends have returned!"

Runners hurry ahead.

"Royal treatment!  Nice!"

Cherub flutters over to comfort Raichel.  A royal healer soon approaches her as well.

"Is he in need of healing?"
Matt
player, 675 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Fri 13 Mar 2015
at 04:29
  • msg #887

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Not unless you have something to help wounded sensibilities."
Angel
player, 565 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Fri 13 Mar 2015
at 05:05
  • msg #888

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel smiles. "Thank you..."

Raichel says, "Uh... wouldn't hurt. I think he just fainted, but a doctor checking him out would be appreciated."

Maverick materializes rather than cause trouble for the guards.

Carla follows the group.

Angel glances at Mittens, but doesn't comment much beyond that.
Mittens
GM, 1254 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 14 Mar 2015
at 04:00
  • msg #889

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits looks to be in a great mood!  Imp seems a bit afraid of her.  Cherub is focused on the sibs.

The healer's helpers arrive with a stretcher and Timothius is transferred to it with Raichel's permission.  The healer does her healing stuff.

Adam and Lucky show up, both smiling.  "Welcome back!"

Mits salutes.

Adam takes note of Timothius.  "Nothing serious, I hope."
Matt
player, 676 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 14 Mar 2015
at 04:38
  • msg #890

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt figures it is a bad sign if Mittens's own brain embodiments are scared of her... God this job is weird.

  "Like a normal person, he's not used to seeing bandits cut evenly in half."  Hmm, how used to seeing his fellow villagers cut in half was he?  Things didn't seem very good when they got there.
Angel
player, 566 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sat 14 Mar 2015
at 05:06
  • msg #891

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel says, "Good to see you too. As I'm sure you could have expected, Adam, Mittens has undergone another transformation."

Timothius begins waking up. The doc is easily able to see there isn't anything wrong with him and he shows all the signs of someone having fainted.

Maverick goes to give Adam a manshake (forearm handshake).

Angel says, "This is Raichel and Timothius. Mittens' younger siblings."

Raichel helps Tim to his feet slowly before giving a bow to Adam. "Pleased to meet you." Timothius bows in unison with Raichel, despite his current condition of being a little light-headed.

Carla goes to give Adam's leg a hug.
Mittens
GM, 1255 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 14 Mar 2015
at 05:20
  • msg #892

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!" Mits boasts, "I was just about to sing them a sermon on my latest personality transformation to Paladin of Tempus!, but we were interrupted by villains trying to extort one of your subjects.  So we defeated them.  One I cut from top to bottom.

'He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back.'"


Adam rubs behind his head bashfully then gives a bow back to the twins.  "Yeah sorry 'bout the violent uh...  reception to Unity.  I hope your stay is much more pleasant from now own.  Nice to meet you too!"

He reaches to pet Carla and smiles at her and Mav, returning his handshake.

Lucky is curious about the sibs but focuses on loving on Mav and Carla first.
Matt
player, 677 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 14 Mar 2015
at 05:28
  • msg #893

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt is sure Lucky is thrilled to see more kitty cats, particularly when one seems to have a preference for avoiding violence instead of running head first at it.

  "It is good to see you again at least, Adam."
Timothy
player, 109 posts
Cleric of Good
Merciful
Sat 14 Mar 2015
at 05:46
  • msg #894

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla smiles calmly with eyes closed at the pets and then shrugs a shoulder when licked by Lucky.

Timothius says, "That was real? You really cut that goblin in half?"

Raichel says, "Yes."

Angel says, "The goblin was evil, Timothius."

Timothius says, "That may justify it for you, but not for me."

Raichel says, "Don't worry, bro. Getting to the bottom of things is why we are here."

Carla looks concerned for Timothius.

Maverick looks over at Timothius with an unsure look.

Angel says, "...as you can see, Adam, we have some personal concerns. You were the first person we thought of as soon as justice became a question."

Timothius notes Imp's worry and gives her a "...huh?" look, as if wondering why she would have concern on her face.

When she gets the chance, Angel fills Adam in on the entire venture at Mitts' old stomping grounds, the travel here, and the "protection racket" event they just experienced. It is clear she doesn't care about the goblin, but is more concerned for Mittens' stability.
This message was last updated by the player at 05:46, Sat 14 Mar 2015.
Mittens
GM, 1256 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 14 Mar 2015
at 06:02
  • msg #895

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Likewise, Matt!" Adam says with a big smile.

He looks impressed at the story, "Never a dull moment, I see.  Glad to hear you were able to help your hometown, Mits.  Sorry things aren't so smooth with your dad."

To Angel and Maverick he continues, "Of course I'll be happy to help you with your other quests any way I can."

He has a runner go have the crown retrieved from the treasury.

Mits shrugs.  "Last Mittens fragment had her panties in a twist over daddy issues.  Paladin of Tempus! could hardly care less about his opinions and is eager to get to the next adventure!"

"Well matters of the heart still matter to some of us," Cherub interjects.

Imp flutters over to Mav and whispers to him, "If she says she doesn't care about you, I'll deck her."

DC Hahahaha Matt can hear this.
Matt
player, 678 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 14 Mar 2015
at 06:10
  • msg #896

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Opinion regarding Imps, rising.  Not that it was a low opinion in the first place.

  "I've still not gotten used to explaining and dealing with such things being normal for us."  Nevermind below expected doom standards like 'oh, only ONE artifact of a dark god'.

  "I suppose that is probably for the best Mittens, I don't think he would have survived the paddling."  Or things like that.
Raichel
player, 171 posts
Lightning Reflexes
50,000 volts worth
Sat 14 Mar 2015
at 06:23
  • msg #897

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mav glances at Imp and puts a finger over his mouth, but gives her a side-hug.

Angel says, "Thanks, Adam..."

Maverick isn't about to brag to He-Man about what he intends to do once he gets a hold of his parents' murderer. But he knows his parents are dead. He watched it happen. Angel's parents, however, COULD be alive... and she has been waiting much longer than him. "Let's check for Angel's parents first... I can wait."

Angel just gives Mav an endearing smile.

Raichel asks, "Well dad may not be an issue today, but what about next time when you switch to "want him to die" or "death is too good for him"? How does your current form feel about me and Timothius, for example? If we died right now, would you give it a second thought?"

Timothius would have said stuff like "that's not a nice thing to say" to Raichel at this point because he wants to believe in people, but he still has the detailed visual of what a goblin's horrified expression looks like while his brains, spine, and other entrails are exposed. "She doesn't mean to be mean. In fact, if your hatred of evil is genuine, you and Raichel probably have more in common now than before."
Mittens
GM, 1257 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sat 14 Mar 2015
at 06:43
  • msg #898

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits laughs at Matt's comment.  Adam chuckles and nods to him.  Imp blushy-smiles and returns the hug.  Lucky about melts and goes to glomp the two.  Cherub gasps and gets misty-eyed.

"I'm so proud of you Maverick!"  She flutters over to cheek kiss.

Mits grins and thumbs-ups at the boy.  "Very MANly of you!"

She pat-pats her nasty sword and answers Raichel with a smile, "I think you're cute kids with potential to be heroes!  I would avenge you!"

To Timothius she rubs her chin and nods.  "In a sense you are right.  BEHOLD!  This shield of mine is a metaphor for how I try to cover up my nastier side for the sake of folks like yourself.  You see, as a paladin, it's my job to make villains haaate me.  So I had a rude message put on my shield for them to read and be infuriated.  Then covered it over with a less rude message so the non-villains wouldn't get all wah-wah thinking the message was meant for them.  So I do mean to be mean, but only to villains.

"'I love this, please push me harder
I just keep getting meaner
I'm growing from the pain
How about you!?'"


Adam ahs.  "Glad that's been cleared up."
This message was last edited by the GM at 06:44, Sat 14 Mar 2015.
Matt
player, 679 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 14 Mar 2015
at 06:54
  • msg #899

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Mittens has her taunt power stuck on auto cast.  Thaaaat explains everything.  Well, mostly everything.

  "Well, more time for Maverick to think of how to get payback in the meantime I guess." One way Mommy is more like Maverick too, it seems.
Angel
player, 567 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 03:31
  • msg #900

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick blushes from the kiss and squirms. The irony of Cherub being proud of him rings through his mind.

Angel says in an apologetic tone, "Sorry to immediately trouble you, Adam... what's new with you?"

Maverick says, "I'm sure he considers our troubles a breath of fresh air..."

Timothius looks for somewhere to sit and sits. Raichel sits next to him and bumps shoulders with him.

Carla pushes Lucky onto his side and rubs his belly.
Mittens
GM, 1258 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 03:40
  • msg #901

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub giggles at Mav's reaction then flutters over to the adorable twins to give them hugs and cheek kisses.  Lucky "purrs" happily from the belly rub.  Sounds more like a growl.  Adam smiles at the playtime.

He chuckles at Maverick's comment and nods to Angel with a smile.  "Most of what I deal with from day to day is bureaucratic mumbo jumbo and diplomatic entanglements.  It's always a welcome interruption to spend time with you even if it is for an important mission."

The crown is brought and Adam hands it over to Angel.  Mits watches eagerly, tail wagging.

(I'll let Tim decide the results of the ritual.  Won't change my plots any.  Billy and Vel are his chars, anyhow.)
Matt
player, 680 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 03:45
  • msg #902

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I suppose boredom is the price one pays for not having violent carnage in the streets... Okay, not as much violent carnage in the streets."  Honestly Matt's bigger concern is the 90% likelihood that goblin will come back as two half zombies.
Angel
player, 568 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 03:54
  • msg #903

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Timothius raises his voice in objection, teary-eyed, "Lack of violence is NOT boring!"

Raichel says, "One man's fun is another's Hell, Timothius..."

Maverick watches eagerly as Angel goes to use the ground.

Angel asks the crown to summon her dad. Nothing happens. She tries her mom. Nothing happens. ".....are they both alive?"

Carla looks hopeful.
Mittens
GM, 1259 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 04:00
  • msg #904

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub and Imp both try to cheer up Timothius.  Lucky gets up and heads over to the kitty to flop his head in Timothius' lap.

Adam nods.  "Oh there's plenty of fun things I'd like to do that aren't violent."

He smiles at Angel.  "Very possible.  If one survived, perhaps the other had their spouse resurrected.  I can have our investigators look into finding them for you."

Mits hurries to take the crown to Mav.  "On to the next then!"
Matt
player, 681 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 04:04
  • msg #905

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Hey, boredom can be a good thing.  You can't be bored if horrible things are happening... Well, unless you are a terrible person I guess."  Look Tim, we feel for yah but not everything is an appreciation for violence.

  "Hopefully, we find Angel's parents for something approaching a happy reunion."
Maverick
player, 380 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 04:19
  • msg #906

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel's eyes are watering and she puts a hand on her mouth, staring at the ground.

Maverick takes a deep breath, but puts the crown on and calls for his parents. They show up in ghostly form.

Dad: http://www.kryptonsite.com/season2-new-bo.jpg
Mom: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg....5a475157301537ff.jpg

Mav looks intimidated for the first time since the mouth-floor room. "M...mom... dad...?"

Timothius looks scared speechless. Raichel looks scared too and hugs Timothius for comfort.
Mittens
GM, 1260 posts
Shifter
change job kupopopo!
Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 04:31
  • msg #907

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

At Matt's comment, all three Mits disagree at the same time.  "Never liked boredom."  "Boredom sucks!"  and "Timothius wouldn't have objected so strongly if people liked boredom."

Cherub flutters over to Angel to give her a big hug.  Lucky would be too if not for being terrified of the ghosts and running for a place to hide.  Imp looks impressed.

"Wow!  Your parents look pretty amazing!"

Mits looks eager like before, tail wagging.

"OK so the reason we asked you to make an appearance was to ask you specifics on how you would like to be avenged.  I'm sure in the afterlife you've been able to hear about some pretty amazing punishment for villains.  So when we track down the vile monster that murdered you, what exactly do you want done to him?"

Adam moves over to comfort Angel.  "Fear not, young twins.  These two are good ghosts."
Matt
player, 682 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 04:37
  • msg #908

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt is halfway expecting this to get super awkward with the ghosts of his parents asking him to settle down and become a tailor instead of cutting off the faces of villains, putting them on other villains, and then forcing them to fight to the death while chanting 'stop hitting yourself'.
Maverick
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Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 04:55
  • msg #909

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The parents look at Maverick with longing expressions and compassion. The mom says, "I see you made friends, Maverick... I'm happy for you." then looks at Everyone. "Thank you for taking care of him... every action you take in this life has an effect in the afterlife. Please keep this in mind."

The dad says, "Avenged? All we care about is that Maverick is safe and loved. If we could come back to care for him, we would. But I would also remind you, son... do not answer evil with evil. Be a hero. If the man who killed your mother and I is still alive, he needs to either repent and turn to good... or die. A man who only causes harm to your world must not remain in it."

Maverick is too busy staring at his parents with tears streaming down his cheeks to show how proud he is of having them for parents as per Imp's comment. He says, "Doesn't this crown bring people back to life?"

Angel is hugging Cherub back and nods. "Yes.... it does."

The twins look up at Adam in unison.

Carla nods to Maverick also.
Mittens
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Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 05:08
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Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp and Cherub both go over to glomp-comfort Maverick.

"You can bet we'll take good care of him!" Cherub assures with loving tears.

Imp's getting all misty eyed too.

"But there's some important things to consider," Mits interjects, "One, with parents back, parents who are presumably not as powerful as the rest of us, there'll be no going with us on our dangerous journey to overthrow a tyrant.  There's a very real chance that Maverick could die.  And then mommy and daddy will be spending another lifetime separated from him.  No, I think it best if we hold off on resurrections till after Lord Nimrod Murderface is brought to justice."

Adam puts on a serious face.  "Nothing says Maverick has to go on such a dangerous mission."

Mittens answers sternly, "And nothing says that any of us have to risk our lives to save a small village from a gang of Ogres and Orcs.  But that's just what heroes do.  And make no mistake.  Maverick is one hell of a hero."

Cherub can't take any more and just bursts into tears, clinging to Maverick.  "I don't want you to die!  I love you!"

"It's not guaranteed anyone's gunna die.  Jeez."
Matt
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Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 05:15
  • msg #911

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Oh, it is fairly guaranteed many will die.  Just not necessarily a partymember.

  "You know, they could just adjust to being alive again instead of running off to hit things.  Just a thought."  Okay, so, if they parents don't reject a rez like certain adventurers, would this mean Maverick is up to four mommys?
Maverick
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Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 05:30
  • msg #912

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick says, "...I miss them so much." He doesn't allow for the topic to be up for debate and begins using the crown's power!

Angel can't bring herself to stop him. She knows she would do the same in his shoes.

Carla covers her mouth.

Maverick holds his hand forward and winds begin whipping around his hand, causing a skeleton to begin to form...

Raichel and Timothius squeak in unison.
Mittens
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Sun 15 Mar 2015
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Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Servants!" Adam commands, "His parent will want some modesty.  Use the rugs and tapestry!"

He leaps up to snatch a tapestry off the wall then heads over to hold it up by the horizontal pole to make a privacy screen.

"Good point!" Mits agrees.  She and her two minions help make other privacy screen walls from tapestries while the servants scramble to complete the rest.

Soon Mav is alone with his ritual.

"I'll get some clothes!" a runner says before hurrying off.
Matt
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Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 05:42
  • msg #914

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt opts to not comment, because interrupting when his parents are still skeletons seems like a bad idea.  Even if Maverick would still probably care for Mr and Mrs Skeletor as parents.

  Though apparently Adam was also thinking what he was if he were going to interrupt.
Maverick
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Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 06:01
  • msg #915

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

After the servants come prepared with both kinds of clothing, they can hear a tearful reunion. Maverick's voice and the voice of his father AND his mother. Soon, Maverick and both his parents emerge from behind the privacy screens. The dad looks bewildered... amazed... and a bit dazed. Despite this, he is holding Maverick in his arms as if his life depended on it. The mom looks to still be stuck in the moment of having her two boys back in physical form and is clinging to both. Maverick is just crying uncontrollably on his parents and shaking like a leaf with his face buried in them.

The parents look around at the people present. They look like disheveled royalty since that was the only kind of clothing on hand the servant was able to get in a hurry, ironically. And the parents have never worn such things, so it isn't as neat looking as it should be, just kind of thrown on.

Angel says, "...we earned this. We got the crown. We saved the people we could. And we watched friends turn to undead. The gods themselves know we earned this."

The twins are just stunned and unable to react.

Carla's expression melts and she finally lets a tear roll down her cheek, but with a smile.
Mittens
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Sun 15 Mar 2015
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Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Cherub is weeping like a baby.  Imp is smiling and trying to hide her tears.  Lucky is watching from hiding.  Mits is grinning proudly.

"Exactly!"

Adam smiles and nods.

"Let's get them something to eat and drink."

The breathless, gawking servants all hurry to prepare a "proper meal."

Apparently, the royal snack trays brought in earlier aren't considered enough.
Matt
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Sun 15 Mar 2015
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Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Hey, they totally left funding behind to rez their zombified goblinoid pals.  "It does beat going through all that and then never using the thing, even if it would be nicer to not need it in the first place."

  Matt, occasionally being practical minded, offers spare hankeys to all the crying sorts.  Except Imp because she's got an image to maintain.
Angel
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Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 06:23
  • msg #918

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The group all follow Adam's lead and are soon eating with him.

Angel is giving Adam more details on what happened since they last saw him. Such as Mittens giving her dad a spanking and how the twins kept standing up for the dad even when he was being stubbornly un-loving.

Raichel holds her tongue, watching to see how Adam reacts. Plus, Angel's account seems surprisingly unbiased, given Raichel's expectations for Angel to skew things in Mittens' favor.

From Angel's perspective, there's no reason to skew what happened because she felt Mittens' actions justified, given the way the dad was acting.

Maverick is too distracted with his parents being back to really contribute, though he blushes whenever Mitts or Angel brag on his accomplishments.

The parents are getting a bit overwhelmed with just what KIND of company Maverick keeps.
Mittens
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Sun 15 Mar 2015
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Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Fer reals," Mits agrees with Matt.

Cherub isn't happy about bringing up that whole thing right after a happy family reunion.

"Let's focus more on Maverick's family, please.  You'll be so proud to hear of all the brave things he's done, Mr. and Mrs....  Mav's parents."

"Yeah!" Imp interjects, "Like taking out a demon demigod!"

Mits isn't that interested in playing catchup.  "The peanut gallery is due to my persona being shattered into several pieces, but there'll be time for that when we don't have a tyrant on the loose.  I would remind that every passing moment is another moment he has a chance to kick a puppy.  We wouldn't want that, now would we?  So you gunna come with, Mav?  Or shall we get going withoutcha?"

"It wouldn't be wise to be rushing off to the guy's domain unprepared," Adam says, "Remember you have a lot of unknowns.  How powerful has his kingdom become?  Is there a way to bypass his defenses?  I don't even know if he's still alive yet.  What's his actual name, so I can have my intelligence department bring to us what we know."

Lucky is finally creeping out from hiding and tries to be friendly with the twins.
Matt
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Sun 15 Mar 2015
at 06:46
  • msg #920

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "As enthusiastic as Maverick can be about such things, pretty sure he is going to want more than a single minute to catch up with his parents." Perhaps even more than five minutes, how shocking!
Maverick
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Tue 17 Mar 2015
at 03:40
  • msg #921

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mav's dad says, "I am Johnathan. This is Christy."

Maverick looks in Mittens' direction and says, "So long as you don't kill him, I don't care whether you go with or without me. Remember: that villain belongs to me."

His mom pets him and says, "We're here, Maverick... you don't need to worry yourself with the monster anymore..."

Maverick says, "I made a promise to myself when you died. If I break that promise, I will have no self-respect."

Angel says, "Every villain out there is busy hurting people as we sit here eating, Mittens. Don't forget the necessity of rest. This includes allowing a person's soul to recover."

Carla glances over to Adam.

Meanwhile, Raichel pets Lucky as soon as he's within reach. Timothius gives the timid tiger an endearing look before joining in the petting.
Mittens
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Tue 17 Mar 2015
at 03:59
  • msg #922

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits looks un-phased by everyone saying she has to wait to go hunting down the badguy.

"K!"

Once Adam has a name for the badguy, he'll have a runner take a note to the intelligence bureau.

Lucky soaks up the kitty twin affection and tries to flop-glomp the two.

Cherub flutters over to Mav to plead with him.

"Listen to your mom 'n dad.  To hate is like drinking salt water.  The thirst only grows worse."

Mits shrugs.  "All preaching aside, I'm not going to make a promise I can't keep.  If I get an opportunity to take him out that if I pass up means he gets away, I'm soooo going to javelin his face!  If you want the honor of taking him out, your best chance is to come along."

Imp squirms.  "Yeah uh...  How 'bout we let him have some alone time with his folks about self-respect, keeping promises, and stuff."
Matt
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Tue 17 Mar 2015
at 04:06
  • msg #923

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Unless that intelligence report says he's cracking open a hole to a plane full of lava or something, Maverick is getting to spend some time with his not dead family and any subjugated masses can sit down and like it...  not wanting live a crushing existence the likes of which Timothius can only dream of sounds petty when you say it out loud."
This message was last edited by the player at 04:13, Tue 17 Mar 2015.
Maverick
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Tue 17 Mar 2015
at 04:36
  • msg #924

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The name for the bad guy is given.

Maverick says, "I have made my claim. What you do with it is up to you. If you kill him to save people, fine. I will simply have to resurrect him later. And if I can't, I *will* find a way to the Shadowfell and hunt his soul down. So keep that in mind."

Angel says, "Adam is doing us all a huge favor on this one, so let's not worry about it. With Adam's help, we will not only find this man, but find out how to capture him."

Carla continues to watch the people at the table carefully.

Johnathan says, "I agree with the little red one... I think we need to talk about this before you go off doing anything more, son."

The twins get flopped on and give Adam helpless smiles with their ears wiggling.
Mittens
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Tue 17 Mar 2015
at 04:59
  • msg #925

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Yes, no one's rushing off to any adventures till after Mav has had some time with his family," Cherub agrees with Matt.

"I tend to have adventure happen to me no matter what," Mits says.

"I'm totally with ya, Mav!" Imp says with a smile.

Adam shrugs and answers Angel, "Most likely you'll all be doing me a huge favor by taking out this tyrant."

He smiles over at the twins and laughs.  "Lucky sure has taking a liking to you.  No surprise.  He's friendly with anyone who'll let him cuddle."
Matt
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Tue 17 Mar 2015
at 05:03
  • msg #926

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Maverick, don't be crazy.  Their soul would probably have been eaten by the time you got there, waste of a trip-why is this how I think now?" because you have levels and stuff now, yaaaay!?

  "Yes Mittens, sometimes our problems show up where we happen to be instead of the other way around." Or is that just the exact same thing but from a different perspective?
Raichel
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Tue 17 Mar 2015
at 05:10
  • msg #927

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick says, "I refuse to believe souls can be eaten; the gods are possessive enough over souls anyway that I'd imagine anything that eats souls would get squashed by them. The point is I don't care what it takes; that man will be mine."

Mav glances at Imp and smiles. "Thanks for the support, Imp."

Raichel says, "So, um... Adam. After what Angel told you about my town and, more specifically, my dad, what would you do about my dad? What's your opinion on the matter?"

Angel and Carla just listen.
Mittens
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Tue 17 Mar 2015
at 05:27
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Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Sorry Mav, but soul eating is a thing among certain rare and powerful monsters," Mits says, "But like Angel said.  We're likely to not have to worry about that."

Imp grins and thumbs-ups at Mav.  Cherub looks nervous when Rai brings up the daddy topic again.

Adam rubs his chin.  "Well your village is outside my kingdom's borders so the crown has no authority to judge.  But if he were within our borders and caught abusing his daughter, the girl would be given the option of being placed in a new home.  It's only in extreme cases where the child in immediate mortal danger if she stays with her parents that we ever take kids from their families, and to my knowledge, that hasn't happened since several years ago.  Honestly, the best thing for most families is to sort things out for themselves without any law enforcement getting involved.  Mits is an adult now.  Her dad has no say any more how she lives her life.  But that doesn't mean you all should give up on mending the relationship."

"Meh.  More important things to do than to ever see his sorry face again.

'The blood's on the wall, so he might as well just admit it
And bleach out the stains, commit to forgetting it.
He's better off empty and blank, than left with a single pathetic trace of this
Smother another failure, lay this to rest.
Console himself, he's better alone
Destroy himself, see who gives a darn
Absorb himself, he's better alone.'

"He's lucky none of my fragments are as relentless about him as Mav is about Villain McTyrantface."

Matt
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Tue 17 Mar 2015
at 05:36
  • msg #929

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

   "I know from even the short term impression he left he seemed to be really bad at the whole father thing outside of not wanting you to go out and get stabbed by strangers, but are we seriously comparing that to murdering your entire family?"
Raichel
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Tue 17 Mar 2015
at 05:51
  • msg #930

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Raichel says, "I'm lucky too. Because if any of your fragments had that kind of hate for my dad, I would find myself dead at your hands trying to defend him."

Raichel looks back at Adam. "My dad has not been abusive that my bro or I ever witnessed and Mittens was so young when she last saw him, that a stern talking to could have been interpreted by her as abuse. While I'm glad Mittens is more in the mood to let it go, I didn't travel all this way to drop the topic I came here for in the first place."

Timothius says, "But it sounds like we have our answer... Adam agrees it is better to settle things among the family before going to the law." he then looks at Adam. "But what if ones dad is just plain stubborn about the whole deal? Raichel and I were told you have a good heart; one of the best. We're not asking you to pass judgement or tell us what to do, but give advice so we can mend relationships. Raichel and I love our dad... and our long lost sister. It would be nice if he could love Mittens too."

Angel just stairs at her food.

Johnathan says, "You can not control people; you can only set an example. And while I realize it should be the parent setting the example, sometimes, the child has to set an example for the parent. When you show forgiveness, hopefully, the man will feel shamed and learn to let go of his own grudges in order to reflect forgiveness back."

Cristy just pets Maverick.
Mittens
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Tue 17 Mar 2015
at 06:01
  • msg #931

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"You're probably right about that, Raichel," Mits says matter-of-factly, "Axe Mittens was this close to feeding him his own entrails, but Bard Mittens talked him out of it by brain-saying, 'He can't suffer by your hand if he's dead.'

"It was the 'by your hand' part that gave her the idea to spank him.  So yeah.  Comparison is there in the 'must have my revenge' sense.  Me, I have no illusions that he's anywhere worth a second thought much less the bazillion words we're wasting on him."


"It sure is nice Maverick has his loving parents back," Cherub says, crying, "Why can't we just stay on that topic for more than half a minute?!"

She flutters over to cry on Carla's shoulder.

Adam rubs behind his head.  "I'll be happy to do what I can to help, Timothius.  Just maybe now's not the time to brainstorm exactly how.  Unless you'd like to spend some time alone with me?"

Imp blushes and arm-folds with a frown.  Lucky heads over to face-lick Cherub.
Matt
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Tue 17 Mar 2015
at 06:10
  • msg #932

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "You talk it up a lot, but somehow I figure no matter which Mittens is driving you have more restraint than that.  Because you are not CRAZY crazy."  He can think of other subject, but he's not going to be the one to bring up adoptive parenting claims vs recently resurrected parenting claims.

  He does take a moment to check on Angel during all this.  "How are you holding up on your own family revelation end?" them not being dead is probably good, right?
Angel
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Wed 18 Mar 2015
at 03:57
  • msg #933

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla just pets Cherub. Maverick looks in Cherub's direction and says, "You don't have to cry, Cherub. I'm happy to have my parents back... isn't that what matters?"

Angel looks to Mittens. Then looks back at Matt. "I'm really nervous. I killed my dad. So I don't know how welcoming my parents will be. Or if they will be anything like I remember." she looks back at Mittens. "Mittens, remember that I love you. So when I say 'Do not ever kill or torture your dad', take my word for it that it would do you hundreds times more harm than it would ever do to your dad."

Johnathan says, "I would argue killing or torturing anyone is bad for you. I'm very sorry to hear you had experienced that, Angel. I can only assume it wasn't your fault..."

Angel says, "Self defense. While true, no reasons or excuse will ever erase the fact I killed him. I will never fully forgive myself."

Timothius frowns. "...thank you, Adam. I can't tell you how thankful I am that you would offer alone time with me. But I could not possibly ask you to part with your friends when they just got here."
Mittens
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Wed 18 Mar 2015
at 04:18
  • msg #934

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Imp grins at Matt and thumbs-ups.  "Thanks for the vote of confidence!"

Mittens sings, "But beware.
For when you quench your bloodlust.
Others will seek
Vengeance on you
And they won't rest
Until you're dead!"


She thumbs at Cherub who's still crying on Cherub.  "Most likely it would be that one who regrets.  You needn't worry 'bout me killin' my dad.  I have a rule that unless the person is guilty of a capitol offense, I use Punishment here."

She pats her paddle.

"Vengeance is reserved for those who need killed."

She pats her sword.

"So unless he's dumb enough to try and kill someone, not gunna happen while I'm behind the wheel.  I believe that not killing villains is bad for you, but whatevs.  Everyone's got opinions."

Adam nods to Timothius.  "No hurry, buddy.  You can stay as long as you like.  We'll find time."

To Angel he says, "Well maybe your reunion with your parents can be helped along by our experience fixing Mittens' relationships.  Or vice versa."
Matt
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Wed 18 Mar 2015
at 04:50
  • msg #935

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Even if they forgave you after the time passed, yeah that's going to be awkward to talk about no matter what."

  Killing anyone being bad for you is a bit of a problem if one feels somebody who can do no good to the world shouldn't remain in it.  But then, Matt guesses that's why they keep having to do it for people who think so.

  All the perks of demanding justice with none of the baggage!

  "Does that apply to specific regional rules, or a broad general sense instead of 'Sugar is illegal in this precinct' resulting in vengeance?"
Maverick
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Wed 18 Mar 2015
at 05:12
  • msg #936

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Johnathan answers Mittens, "That is also correct. There are people who need to die. But the act of killing, while necessary, is still unhealthy for the person doing it. Healthier than letting villains live, but... for most people in this world, killing effects you negatively. There is a reason it is called 'getting your hands dirty'. Killing isn't a game."

Maverick says, "...and what if I have learned to enjoy killing?"

Cristy looks sad when Maverick says this.

Johnathan says, "Then it sounds like you found a way to cope."

Angel says, "It is entirely too late for us, Johnathan. We have killed so much I lost count."

Raichel says, "But you do so saving people. Nothing to be ashamed of."

Johnathan says, "What she said. You all are heroes and I am happy my son has kept your company."

Timothius goes to sit in front of Cherub and Carla. "Raichel and I are going to need your help, sis. I know you feel helpless... so do I. But if you and your friends are any indication; not giving up was key to a lot of your success."
Mittens
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Wed 18 Mar 2015
at 05:52
  • msg #937

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Ah.  That sermon I was going to sing to you.  My origin story in a way.

"I dreamed I died, ended up at the gates of Heaven
Greeted by a man Saint Someone, said 'How's the ride hon?'
'It's been alright, at times a little rough, why am I here?'
'You did alright, lived a little dark and that's alright
'Cause frailty's the darkside, and the rightside is to have no fear. No fear!'

My whole life flashed in front of me
I saw everything that I was and what I had done
Even let me look back on some good times for a little fun
Yes, a little fun
And then I heard 'Damn girl, you done good,
'Did the every little thing that you could.'
And then I heard 'Damn girl, you done good - Damn good!'

When you hear the call, bury them all
Destroy all villainy!
When I hear the call, I will bury them all
I will destroy all villainy!

When the sky opened up and the clouds parted clear
There wasn't any doubt to why I was here
And I knew I'd done a good job, the best job that I could do
So now it was time to move on, to get on, to get back
To the question of why I was here and what I had learned: No fear!

When I hear the call, I will bury them all
I will destroy all villainy!"


Cherub is facepalming at the "sermon."  Imp is bobbing her head to the music.

Adam sweatdrops.  "That's uh... interesting.  Did that really happen?"

"Yup!  Was shortly after watching my body get mutilated by a gnoll and just before getting resurrected by a priest of Tempus!  So I became his apprentice."

Cherub leans in to whisper to Timothius.  "It's going to take quite a lot of work."
Matt
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Wed 18 Mar 2015
at 06:02
  • msg #938

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Right, you definitely need more hugs in your life Mittens.  Also, did the Raven Queen complain about Tempus stealing her bit?" No Matt, that's what revenant paladins are for, not live ones.  No, seriously.  The stock flavor text revenant clawed arms and legs are basically getting the raven queen's trademark logo stamped on you.

  He sighs, and says "I prefer the less innocent people dying part to the killing, but that does tend to involve a bodycount even when you try asking nicely.  Even when all I'm trying to do is keep my friends safe"
Angel
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Wed 18 Mar 2015
at 06:33
  • msg #939

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Angel gives Mittens a skeptical look. "Sooo... let me get this straight. You've experienced death first hand, but a god decides to resurrect you personally? Then to top that off, you claim you don't need affection like normal people and the things we've been through don't bother you now. Remind me why you need us in any way, shape or form? Or have you always just been here because we need you and not the other way around?"

Maverick says, "Frankly, as long as villains get destroyed, does it really matter?"

Angel says, "It matters to me. It is difficult to process Mittens on a normal day, but this latest claim is taxing my mind for more reasons than normal."

Carla glances at Matt as he mentions the Raven Queen. Carla pulls out her Raven Queen symbol and says a quiet prayer for resolution.

Raichel looks at Mittens. Then at Mav's parents. Then Mittens again. She just saw a boy get his parents back through the power of a magic crown. She doesn't doubt what Mittens just said. But she does look a bit shocked anyway.

Timothius answers Cherub, "Nothing worth while is easy."
Mittens
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Wed 18 Mar 2015
at 06:50
  • msg #940

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"No recollection of anything Raven Queen related.  The priest was the one to perform the ritual, but according to religious texts, all resurrections need the permission of one deity or another for it to work.  So I was resurrected by a god the same way Mav's parents here were.  As for my emotional needs,

'Listening for wisdom, pushing past fears
Eyes like like diamonds, heart of steel
Slaughtering you for your selfish gain
A gifted youth, kneeling at the altar of pain'

"Mittens, Paladin of Tempus! is indifferent toward hugs.  Only need is a burning need to slay villains!"


Cherub nods to Timothius then heads over to hug Angel.  "She doesn't speak for all of us."

"Hugs from awesome people are awesome," Imp concludes.

Adam nods with a smile, "I agree."

To Angel he says, "I suppose since this Paladin is only a fragment, she's incapable of the impishness of Imp or the compassion of Cherub."
Matt
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Wed 18 Mar 2015
at 06:58
  • msg #941

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Previous tall Mittensses were able to do both those things with the short Mittenses around... We really should work out just what the official plural term for a Mittens is."

  Sorry Carla, we need to balance out the Bahahahaamut jokes with some Raven Drama Queen jokes.  But if it helps, Bahamut's per canaries are so fat, I hear they weigh as much as a gold dragon!
Angel
player, 572 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Wed 18 Mar 2015
at 14:26
  • msg #942

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

One of Bahamut's canaries: http://www.crazysunshine.com/f...2014april/fatbo2.png

Carla does not appear to be upset about the Raven Queen jabs.

Angel hugs Cherub back with a smile and kisses her little cheek. Then says, "You know... I wonder what the rest of us would be like if we got separated into different components like Mittens..."

Raichel says, "I would hate to be separated from my compassionate side. Without compassion..." she glances at Mittens and then shrugs. "Things would still get done, though."

Timothius says, "I wonder how indifferent..." and goes to hug the paladin Mittens.

Angel turns her attention to Adam and asks quietly so as not to draw too much attention to her question, "By the way, Adam... I don't suppose you would be able to join us on our next venture? Or maybe the one after that? We all miss you."
Mittens
GM, 1272 posts
Shifter
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Sat 21 Mar 2015
at 05:21
  • msg #943

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Unsure how to react to the kitten hug, Mittens has an internal debate with her other selves."

"You should totally cuddle the cute kitten!" says the bard, "And sing him a song about love!"

"Hmm.  I suppose with the other two, I can technically hug three or more at once," says the Shaman.

"If ever I had to hug a villain, I wonder if I could bust his spine and squeeze his guts out," says the Savage.

"Why am I not cutting Lord Evilface into itty bitty pieces yet?" asks Paladin of Tempus!"


Cherub flutters over to hug Timothius.  Imp grins at Raichel and thumbs-ups, then answers Matt with a smirk, "Mittenzezezes."

Adam rubs behind his head and shrugs helplessly.  "Missed you too."
Matt
player, 694 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 21 Mar 2015
at 05:29
  • msg #944

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Knowing my luck, my Apathy would be what spares lives while my Angry side would be punching villagers for not killing undead monsters themselves."  Good news, we found your good and evil sides!  Bad news, your evil side took all the table manners.

  "Right, thanks for the official term, Imp." Three ze's, got it.
Carla
player, 278 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Sat 21 Mar 2015
at 05:49
  • msg #945

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

As Timothius lets go and holds on to Cherub, Carla hands a note to Mittens.

The note reads:
"To the bard: Yes. You should.
To the shaman: Yes. You could.
To the savage: Yes. You could.
To the paladin: Because Lord Evilface is not here."


Angel says, "I feel sorry for Mittens. There are parts of me I'd rather nobody know about. And I'm sure that will come out for Mittens... eventually, if it hasn't already happened."

Maverick shrugs. "Adam. Could you could send us to him on official business? After all, I know where he is, seeing as he's the lord of where I used to live."

Angel looks back at Adam, ready to press the question of him joining them, but decides to wait since Maverick asked a question.
Mittens
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Sat 21 Mar 2015
at 06:01
  • msg #946

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Mits looks at the note and sweatdrops.  "Um.  Thanks."

Imp giggles at Matt's answer.  Cherub cheek-kisses her brother.

"Unlikely..." Adam answers Maverick.

A runner returns with the requested info on Lord Wrashk.  He flips through it.

"Kinda figured.  He and his king are hostile toward our kingdom and allies.  Nothing from Unity is permitted to enter his region by order of his King.  So a subtle approach would likely be wisest.  You need to sneak in."
Matt
player, 695 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 21 Mar 2015
at 06:04
  • msg #947

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Only about half of us are really suited towards 'subtle'."  Less than that if you didn't count Imp and Angel towards the total.  "Though I can see why you wouldn't be able to go out and cause a dimplomatic face punching incident, even if you wanted to."
Maverick
player, 387 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sat 21 Mar 2015
at 06:17
  • msg #948

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Timothius cheek-rubs with Cherub.

Maverick smirks. "...sneaking is what I do."

Angel says, "I wonder how much word of our exploits have spread to that kingdom... and if they are evil enough to consider us enemies for what we've done."

Carla hands a note to Adam, pulls out chalk, and begins drawing up a ritual right there.

The note reads:
"I'm going to use a ritual to see if we can use the direct approach."

Meanwhile, Timothius peeeeeeks at the note Carla wrote for Mittens. And giggles.
Mittens
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Sat 21 Mar 2015
at 06:26
  • msg #949

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Kitten cuddles make Cherub purr.

"Sweet!  I LOVE the direct approach!" Imp cheers!  "And sneaking totally counts."

"Any approach is fine with me so long as it's the quickest one to us taking out Lord Stupidhead."


Adam shrugs and answers Matt.  "Pretty much nothing we can do will make diplomatic relations any worse with the Allagan Alliance.  I was suggesting you sneak in because I figured you'd rather do that, like you did against that demon cult, than have to carve your way through hundreds or thousands before getting to your goal."

"Infiltrating the cult was possible because Evil is stupid beyond measure."

"Speaking of...  The Alliance is rife with internal struggle.  I have in this report the location of the assassin's guild.  It's near the border between Lord Wrashk's lands and his main rival Duchess Thango.  If you were to take on the assassin's guild, you likely could raid their base for information on how to bypass the palace guard."
Matt
player, 696 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sat 21 Mar 2015
at 06:33
  • msg #950

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "Please do no make claims some may take as a challenge."

  Mittens finds these diplomatic relations quite dire.... But let's see how they fare when on FIRE-Maaaaatt, I was gonna torch the slavers private bedrooms while they were inside! No fair!

  "Are we talking detached professional or crazed idealist sort of assassins?"
Carla
player, 279 posts
Reborn Angelic being
Talks less than Maverick
Sat 21 Mar 2015
at 06:50
  • msg #951

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla finished up the ritual and the familiar ghostly hand she summoned long ago appears. She hands a note to Angel.

Angel reads it real quick and then says, "Carla wrote down what to ask the hand of fate."

Mav's parents look amazed by the floating ghostly hand.

Angel reads the questions aloud:

1) Hold up 1 finger for "barge in to Wrashk's home", 2 fingers for "sneak in to Wrashk's home", and 3 fingers for "take over assassin's guild before 1 or 2". Which is the best coarse of action?

After the hand "answers" that question, Angel reads the second question:

2) Thumbs up for "yes", thumbs down for "no": Is it safe to walk into the Allagan Kingdom where Wrashk resides?

And after the hand answers, Angel reads: "Carla left a blank spot next to the 3. Probably so we could ask based off the answers we got. Or if we come up with a question she didn't think of."

Carla nods.
Mittens
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Sun 22 Mar 2015
at 00:21
  • msg #952

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"From what I'm reading here, sounds like they'll work for anyone who pays," Adam answers.

To the first question, the hand holds up 3 fingers.

To the second, thumbs down.

"I coulda told ya that," Imp says, "We're going there.  So clearly it's not safe...  for badguys!"

"I can think of some questions, but they tend not to be the yes or no type," Mits comments.
Matt
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Sun 22 Mar 2015
at 00:33
  • msg #953

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt says "Will taking over the assassins guild mean we get to use the assassins against our enemies in this case."  Because taking it over just so it won't do anything at all seems silly, even for a mostly attempting to be good person.
Angel
player, 573 posts
Deceptively Charismatic
Dangerously Optimistic
Sun 22 Mar 2015
at 01:12
  • msg #954

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Carla offers a note to Mittens in the meantime that reads, "Ask anyway. I can phrase it in a way the hand can answer."

Maverick says, "I'd like to be in charge of an assassin guild..."

Angel smirks at Imp and says, "True enough. But the fact it isn't safe to so much as walk in tells me they know enough about us that they may have arrest or kill orders on us already. So we will need to sneak into the kingdom, much less the assassin guild. Which presents a huge problem; How will we find the assassin guild?"

Raichel says, "We could just wear disguises. And then use this ghostly hand to find the guild."

Timothius asks, "We? What's this "we" stuff? If these ogre-stomping super heroes are forced to sneak and can't safely walk in, then you and I are not going anywhere near that place."
Mittens
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Sun 22 Mar 2015
at 02:36
  • msg #955

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The hand thumbs-downs at Matt's question.

"The quickest way to be getting on with the quest is my question," Mits answers.

"You managed to sneak into a cult," Adam reminds, "And the assassin's guild is on the border.  So your exposure will be less than if you went directly to the center."

Imp shrugs.  "Sorry, Sis.  Bro's got a point."

Cherub headshakes at Mav.  "No.  Assassins are evil.  They kill for money.  Not for justice."
Matt
player, 698 posts
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A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 22 Mar 2015
at 02:41
  • msg #956

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  "I'm wondering if it said we 'take over' because that was the closest answer to 'destroy'." floating hand only has so much to work with.

  "Big cult of open violence, compared to group of sneaky violence...  Then again, even the Bane cult had assassins so I'm wondering if the difference will be their fashion sense now."
Maverick
player, 388 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sun 22 Mar 2015
at 03:01
  • msg #957

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

The hand of fate vanishes once it gives the answer to Matt's question.

Maverick says, "Adam knows the quickest way. So we follow his directions and each take either horses or find a portal that takes us most of the way there."

Angel looks at Adam. Then at Mittens. Then back to Adam. "Timothius calls us ogre-stomping super heroes, but honestly, those ogres were somewhat tough. But at the same time, it wasn't as much of an endurance round as we're used to, so we should be good to go. I'm up for going to stomp this guy, but I also agree with Cherub that Maverick needs to spend time with his parents."

Maverick says, "If you promise to bring him to me alive, then I will feel safe staying here. If not, then I have no choice but to go ahead of you lest Mittens get to him first." He looks at Mittens. "And no matter how fast you are, since I am the sneakiest of us, I know I will beat you to him."

The ritual that was drawn has also vanished. Carla looks at the group for a consensus.

Johnathan says, "Maverick, don't be hasty. Remember; this man could be killing others. Justice is more important than your pride or your feelings about him."

Cristy just pulls Maverick close.

Raichel and Timothius have nothing to add to the topic.
Mittens
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Sun 22 Mar 2015
at 03:21
  • msg #958

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

"Your revenge is important," Mits says, "And I'd just love to take the guy alive.  But as I said before, I'm not making any promises.  Your dad's right.  Saving lives is more important."

"I'm sure Mav would agree with those priorities," Cherub agrees.

"And as Mav said earlier.  If the guy dies, he'll just resurrect him later," Imp reminds.

Adam nods.  "Our wizards could likely teleport you to within a day's ride once you're all ready."
Matt
player, 699 posts
I am two things.
A Fighter, and a Fighter
Sun 22 Mar 2015
at 03:29
  • msg #959

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

  Matt nods, "Choice of more orphans being made, or a former orphan being made happier, sorry Maverick."

  At Adams offer, he says "If when that time happens is less than a full day from now, I'll get the serious impression resurrection is being taken for granted."  I mean, yeah it should be once it becomes accessible, but principle of the matter!  Even Batman would probably take a day off.
Maverick
player, 389 posts
Master of Stealth
Holder of Grudges
Sun 22 Mar 2015
at 03:41
  • msg #960

Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen

Maverick calms himself. "The resurrection power of the crown is only once a month. You guys go ahead of me as soon as you're ready. I'll be spending time with my parents. This man makes me too mad; I might get in the way or do something stupid."

Mav's parents look relieved. So do Raichel and Timothius.

Johnathan assures Maverick, "To recognize that you could lose control because of your anger for this man is a sure sign of maturity, Maverick."

Angel says, "If he winds up dead, I'll bring you his body." she then looks at Adam. "I'm ready whenever everyone else is. The sooner, the better."
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