Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen
The guard pauses briefly, looking around at the immense danger facing him. He then flashes back and remembers fondly all the cute fuzzy animals he tortured, art he burned, and food he ruined by sneezing on it. He remembers how he even managed to kick some little girl's puppy on his way into the city earlier this very day. Those were great times. I've lived a wonderful life he thinks to himself. Bane... how I worship you. You gave me all those lives to torment. And now I get to end in a glorious blaze.
He looks directly at Carla, practically ignoring the spirit bear next to him. You even gave me an adorable baby angel as my final target! Bane, grant me the chance to fight in your armies forever! he continues thinking. Then he looks like he's about to charge in Carla's direction!
Carla shoots lasers from her eyes while Maverick's sling lets loose a rock that flies over Carla's head and into the guard's throat. Angel's bolt hits the guy in the balls while Mittens seems to cause a chilling wind to swirl about the guy. All this happens even as Matt tosses his hammer. The hammer seems to hit the rock that Maverick threw, as if to slam the hammer on the gavel of justice, crushing the guy's throat. Carla's eyebeams seem to finish that job and behead the guy who falls, covered in frost.
Matt(10)+Carla(10)+Maverick(12)+Angel(23)+Mittens(6)=61 dmg
Guard 2 HP: 3 - 61 = Seen better days.