Re: Ascension of Heroes: Heathen
"Ah. That sermon I was going to sing to you. My origin story in a way.
"I dreamed I died, ended up at the gates of Heaven
Greeted by a man Saint Someone, said 'How's the ride hon?'
'It's been alright, at times a little rough, why am I here?'
'You did alright, lived a little dark and that's alright
'Cause frailty's the darkside, and the rightside is to have no fear. No fear!'
My whole life flashed in front of me
I saw everything that I was and what I had done
Even let me look back on some good times for a little fun
Yes, a little fun
And then I heard 'Damn girl, you done good,
'Did the every little thing that you could.'
And then I heard 'Damn girl, you done good - Damn good!'
When you hear the call, bury them all
Destroy all villainy!
When I hear the call, I will bury them all
I will destroy all villainy!
When the sky opened up and the clouds parted clear
There wasn't any doubt to why I was here
And I knew I'd done a good job, the best job that I could do
So now it was time to move on, to get on, to get back
To the question of why I was here and what I had learned: No fear!
When I hear the call, I will bury them all
I will destroy all villainy!"
Cherub is facepalming at the "sermon." Imp is bobbing her head to the music.
Adam sweatdrops. "That's uh... interesting. Did that really happen?"
"Yup! Was shortly after watching my body get mutilated by a gnoll and just before getting resurrected by a priest of Tempus! So I became his apprentice."
Cherub leans in to whisper to Timothius. "It's going to take quite a lot of work."