Re: OOC
And here's a good but old joke.
Old Polish man gets three wishes from a genie. First wish is "I would like Gengis Khan to be resurrected, I want him to gather up his Mongol Hordes, and ride to the very borders of Poland itself... and then decide he doesn't want it, and go back home."
Genie looks at him oddly, but says "OK, if that's what you want, it'll take a while, so what's the next wish?"
Again the old man says "I would like Gengis Khan to be resurrected, I want him to gather up his Mongol Hordes, and ride to the very borders of Poland itself... and then decide he doesn't want it, and go back home."
"Same wish, a second time?" he asks. The old guy nods. "Well, OK, that'll take twice as long, though. Next?"
Again the old man says "I would like Gengis Khan to be resurrected, I want him to gather up his Mongol Hordes, and ride to the very borders of Poland itself... and then decide he doesn't want it, and go back home."
"A third time? I can do this, but WHY?!"
"He'll have to go through Russia six times!" The old man tells him, snickering.