Ben:
"Beatus Feetus, Hottus Trottus, Roadrunnus Beepeepus," Velosus intones. "You have all been given the gift of Fleet Feet, which for seven days will let you travel at twice speed or ore, depending on His Mercurial Whim. No guarantee or warranty is implied, and all complaints must be submitted in writing, in Greek, in an active Temple of Mercury..."
I nominate Dennis Leary for the Cartoon voice for the Awesomeness that is Velosus the Quicksilver Dragon.