Unattributed Pamphlet in Las Vegas 10/15/03
The Divine Plan of King Zero the Immortal
In your life, you find yourself adrift. The conflicting speculation of dozens of religions, the growing sentience of the Op-Net, the looming threat of nuclear Armageddon, the Zionist conspirators behind world government ... how can anyone be expected to see the truth behind all of this? Humans were not meant to know such separation from spiritual Truth. The confusion, the grief, the depression you feel as you slink through your busy lives: these are all the longing in your heart to know Truth again.
Truth is Zero. Truth is the recognition of perfect unity, infinity and singularity, presence and absence. Read on and learn how Truth walks among us personified to give our lives meaning.
Papers have revealed slips of wisdom already. How is it possible that in Second World War Dr. Zero already sought to improve the lot of humankind? The uncovered journals of Renaissance alchemist Giuseppe Cero, likewise, reveal the workings of a genius intent on refining the perfect character of humanity, its most noble and best characteristics. Still earlier, uncovered Dead Sea Scrolls attributed to Dr. Zero himself accurately predict future events in three languages. And far, far before that, a more detailed investigation of the Sumerian King List reveals an attempt to scratch out the name of a king before Alulim. The 'Zeroth' King of the first civilization of man, who walked side by side with the gods before the kingship descended to Eridu. These records reveal an individual traveling through time, a person for whom the laws of space and time do not hold. Such an individual, extant in many places and times at once, possessed of transcendent wisdom, cannot be regarded merely as an individual; the obvious truth of the matter is that the Zero who now walks among the world is merely one facet of the perfect divine singularity, the shared consciousness of mankind-ascended.
The masked image of Zero, its face too familiar and magnificent, is only one sign of this inescapable truth. Rigorous mathematical analysis of Zero's books reveal a carefully concealed cipher, a code of perfect knowledge and wisdom to lead all humanity to its destined ascension. Zero itself travels through time to ensure this destiny comes about, carefully guiding civilizations around the world at crucial junctures of history. This, the twelfth uncovered epoch of Zero's return, is the sign of mankind's ultimate ascension, the first time in which all nations may hear the unaltered spiritual Truth of the world and begin the Union. This was revealed to us in ....
Weekly World News 12/04/03
Lost Biblical passages reveal the truth:
JESUS WAS A NOVA!
Researchers funded by Project Utopia and the Aeon Society have discovered evidence in the Middle East that proves Jesus of Nazareth was in fact a nova, possibly the first nova ever. The archaeological expedition, working in Iraq, discovered clay vessels containing clay vessels containing ancient tablets from the time of the New Testament. The tablets appear to be accounts of Jesus' miracles, written by his contemporaries, possibly the Apostles. Information on these tablets suggests Jesus was, in fact, a nova.
"The tablets focus on the miraculous powers of Jesus as proof of his divinity," says a source close to the find, who preferred to remain anonymous. "They talk about the halo of light that often surrounded him, the power of his 'third eye' and refer often to his insights into the inner workings of Creation. All these points are similar to modern novas, who have an activated 'third eye' in the form of their M-R node, often give off light or other radiant energy when exercising their powers and have insight into the quantum mysteries of the universe."
Certainly, the miracles attributed to Jesus are within the power of modern novas; walking on water, healing the sick and injured and transforming water into wine are all feats novas have been able to duplicate, in one form or another. Even the resurrections Jesus performed may have been examples of quantum power, possibly including his own suffering on the cross and "resurrection" three days later. Many novas are capable of surviving the terrible tortures Jesus endured with a few days' rest. Some suggest this lends credence to the theory that Jesus did live on after his resurrection, traveling to other lands to preach and spread the gospel, as described in
The Book of Mormon.
The Catholic Church maintains that nova abilities are God-given talents but denies any divine connection between novas and God. This denial has not stopped numerous small shrines dedicated to various novas from springing up around the world, nor has it prevented people from speculating about the nature and origin of nova abilities. Project Utopia representatives had no comment about the archaeological evidence, except to say they "support the expansion of human knowledge and the furthering the understanding of novas and their extraordinary abilities."
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Time Magazine 11/20/03
Quantum Faith: How One Novas Words are Changing Small Town America
... and the Impact of Charity on her community has been enormous. Only fifteen this past July, she's already president of her high school and working twenty hours a week. The money from her job goes to her college fund, and the rest of her time goes toward community activism. In the year since her eruption in September of 2002, Charity and her family have raised over one million dollars within her community for public works. Election fraud has disappeared. Crime has evaporated. Every week the whole town gets together to discuss their problems openly and fairly, hearkening back to a pastel, idealized Athenian democracy. Any disputes that can't be solved amicably go to her, and in minutes she's delivered a spiritual quip and a short quotation to bring the parties back into agreement. Oftentimes, all it takes is a few minutes with her and differences are forgotten.
Is Charity an angel? Some certainly feel that way. The miraculous healing and understanding that she has brought her community borders on the spiritual. "She's the light that keeps us all on God's path," Mayor Redman says, almost chagrined. "No one in this town had gone to church in a long time. I mean really gone to church. But now, when the sermons going everyone's taking notes, thinking about meanings, and trying to piece together how that wisdom should help them in their lives to be better people. Some of us used to cook meth to pay the bills. Now we take care of those on hard times and find ways to bring in money. It's better than its been in two decades."
The news isn't all positive. Some in neighboring communities condemn the small town as a collectivist communist cult. "I'd just as soon drive an extra hour to avoid ever setting foot in there," says Kurt Eicher, 38. "I don't know what she's saying, but Jesus never said anything about living that way." It's sobering to find this kind of resistance, but it also speaks to the self-reliance that characterizes so much of the region.
The Globe 11/31/03
Solitaire's Alien Spirit Baby!
A source very near to Team Tomorrow has revealed T2M member Solitaire and her spiritual message of freedom to be an alien prophet of the Duren, a race of energy-beings from a hidden planet orbiting Proxima Centauri! New studies of Solitaire and her powers with trans-radiometric spectrometry shows a quantum pattern previously only seen in particular photos of the star from the Hubble Telescope. Solitaire, whose background remains a Utopia Secret, has declined to comment, even as we bring you the first photos of her alien-hybrid baby! (Continued on page 10)
The Biggest Spark The World's Ever Seen: The Revealed Threat of Nova Worship to Humanity's Moral Values
By John Patriot, Ph.D. Published December, 2003
The Founding Fathers were not dumb men. With their belief in a Creator and the central nobility of human beings they built America brick by brick, law by law. As a result, the Constitution of the United States remains an inspired and functional document even today. The values of the founding fathers can be seen in every word of that great document, encouraged and nourished by successive generations of lawmakers who remained free of undue foreign entanglements and domestic rivalries.
Yet, in the years since the Galatea's fateful explosion, American families and electorates have been torn apart. The kitchen table is no longer a place of reasoned conversation and prayer, but a storage space for clutter. We do not focus on each other anymore, instead looking to the television screen and the OpNet. Rather than place stock in ourselves and our accomplishments, we cheer on titanic celebrities with strange powers. Is it coincidence that GPAs and proficiency rates in our schools are falling while Church attendance falls? Or that incomes are falling while N! programming expands?
As a nation built of many peoples and many faiths, reliance on Nova messiahs is poison. It wears down our way of life, distracts us from what really matters. America isn't a nation of technological fetishists and trans-human progressivists: it is a nation of the faithful, of devout people and strong communities willing to do what it takes to overcome any challenge. While Washington partisans and Wallstreet fat-cats fawn over nova celebrities, they throw good wealth after bad and trade long-term stability for short term gains. These aren't American ideas. The country they are trying to make for us isn't America anymore.