Triplefang Joke Contest
A sorceror named Hugh walks into a bar, sits down. The bartender says, "Buy something or you'll have to leave." The sorceror says, "I think you'll appreciate my presence when the friar gets here."
Sure enough, a few minutes later, a friar, decked in robes and carrying three empty flower pots, walks in and saddles up to the bar. He looks the bartender square in the eye, and says, "Gimme a drink or I'll kill you with these pots." The bartender just laughs at the old man, and dares him to try.
The friar speaks a word of incantation, and out of each of the flower pots grew three tremendous man-eating flytraps, which begin consuming nearby bar patrons. The bartender shrieks at the sorceror, "Do something!!!!"
Upon hearing this, Hugh speaks his own incantation and hurls a ball of flame at the plants which reduces them to ash. The friar, soundly defeated, retreats from the bar, proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.