An instant classic example of being a butt pipe in player form by piestar...Pyotr's player.
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Re: The Trial of Pyotr

Clearly impatient with the pace of Justice, Pyotr rises to his feet, and throws himself, throat first on the blade.

The sharpness of the blade is apparent, as it slices thru the young supple flesh of the Elven child, spreading blood across the room.

Gultunga instantly sports an erection, and frolics in the blood, running it over his face and flabby man-boobs.

Less then satisfied, Jean pulls the corpse from the tip of the blade, and tears at it's flesh; he has been driven the lands of the Franks due to his reputation as a liar and a backstabber, but he actually has the courage to face the young, dead elf as he tears open his stomach cavity with a dagger, then pulls out the internal organs, gibbering in orgasmic glee as he takes bite after bite of lower intestine.

Gultunga, meanwhile, has removes his trousers, and is lost in a haze of pleasure as he finds a new use your a young boys eye socket. (New to most of you, not to the bard, apparently, as his cries of how much he has missed this fill the room.)

They continue well into the night, until no two bones remain together, or until the GM deletes this post, whichever comes first.

Perhaps I overstepped my bounds, but no more then the GM when he decided my character wasn't really a child, part way thru the game.

Ta ta for for now...