Hello everyone. It is a pleasure to be here. I am hoping we can all get along nicely and have fun.
Ghar'rokk on the other hand...I suppose you will just have to wait and see how he will react.

Hey Ghar, welcome.

So, have you played any other theos before? If so, who were some of your characters?

Psh, 13 feet tall?

Unlucky.

Welcome to the party Ghar. Help yourself to the irreverance, sarcasm, snark and witty rejoinders being served to the side. Watch the punch, it's loaded with stuff that makes people say stupid things. The current music selection is hormone fueled drama, with most people preferring to stand off to the side as opposed to getting up to dance. The medicine cabinets have already been raided and their contents distributed, but you might find a few holdouts somewhere.

So, come on in, pour yourself a drink, and join the fun. Most of us aren't biters.

Best introduction to Theogenesis ever.

I resent that most of the negative things can be attributed to myself.

Congrats on reaching Master rank Max.

And if you see yourself in most of those negative things, might I humbly suggest that would be the first step in a journy of self improvement?

Oh, if I have my way I'll be higher than Master soon. I'm quite happy for now, though.

Your suggestion has merit.

Heh. Heheheheheh. Chaly was a strength-based mastery of weapons. I'm a speed-based. :) This aughta be fun.

Heya, Ghar'rokk. Might try to have some military arrangements with you, but for right now you're kind of the opposite of me. Don't worry, though.

Hey! Sura! You're still a meatbag, right? *snickers at the HK-47 word* As in 'stabbable'?

Des, OOC you may want to check out the V10T from a while back, around when Sura started.

Specifically the terrorist attack. Tells you a lot about what Sura is capable of, and since then he's gained not one but 2 forsaken powers.
I'm sure he's stabbable, but he's like an coconut. You have to get through the tough exterior before the white liquid will come out.

But Sura's white liquid is worth it ;)

I think Sura admitted that only two player gods give him pause at the moment: Ruse being his biggest and most viable threat, and Msonus for being so damn mysterious. That should say something too, given he fears only 2 out of like...what 10? 15? Well...out of lots of player characters. :)

He may not fear me but I'm sure I could make something that he would fear.

The ultimate garden sprinkler system, installed right in his central province? :P

Ruse. You made me laugh irl with that comment. =P

Mr. 13 ft tall guy is COMPLETELY new to Theogenesis. He goes to uni with me and caught me posting at said uni and was intrigued. Hes not new to roleplaying however.

And yes im stabbable Desa xD. I spose i do fear Desafon for his stabbable abilities =P But keep in mind, HK-47 even called Malak a meatbag, and Malak aint nothin to fuck with =P (Unless your Reven. Or the Exile.)

Edit: Oh and besides *points at his new combat level* Im not as stabbable as before =P
This message was last edited by the player at 03:38, Thu 08 July 2010.

I love that he discounts me. Gives me the element of surprise.

Hardly. Just because im not afraid of you doesnt mean im not prepared for you.

If anything, I have the element of surprise on most people. Now if I could only learn subtlety...

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.
Yeah it is true this is my first Theo, and if all goes well it won't be my last.
I am looking forward to getting this party started and seeing how my character will measure up to some of the more experienced characters.

Mine was actually originally made about 3-4 months after Theo first began, in like... 2005? Yeah, so I joined in January-ish of 2006.
So yeah, it sucks pretty badly.

Good to see you hope to stay around and all that, as we can all feel a little less guilty about spending time here instead of being productive.

Sura: ROFL! I also spent a degree to make Ruse less stab-able!

Grak: Well Theo is an interesting idea that will draw you in. I do warn you though that we are absolutely notoriouis for having often-times low-grade ooc discussions, bickering, and such. But Nat (the GM) is a cool guy though which is ultimately all you need to know. :)

Also, unless you are absolutely purposeful in striking against the experienced people, we sort of have an unwritten rule saying we don't pick on the new characters. At least not kill them anyway. We like to fatten you up first. :)

Grak, Join the Knights of the Golden Realm and you will be under my personal protection. Since I'm pretty badass and there is two of me that's pretty good insurance. Though you'll have to go beat up bad guys every so often, to keep up our image.

Then again, I'm currently breaking two Grade M laws and planning to break at least one more. Would be best to stay quite far away.

Crailek, Msonus, Sura: We simply must do brunch.
This message was last edited by the player at 14:49, Thu 08 July 2010.

Everyone is making themselves less stab-able. Ghar'rokk prefers blunt weapons anyway. SMASH. Don't worry I really don't plan on picking any fights yet. In fact I would say I am a long way off picking any fights.

Max thank you for the offer, but Ghar really isn't knight material. Breaking laws however...once again another thing I will be waiting some time to do. Maybe.

Actually, if you need help with breaking laws pretty much every Theogenesis character will be able to assist you ;)

If my plans work, I'll actually manage to break a few that don't exist, I'm pretty sure.

Hmm, I should really use those degrees.

Or, if you prefer Grak, I can break your mind and use you as a little puppet.