Anhydrous Realized Master Sura Al'Amun the Second, Returned God of the Desert:
Hallowed Leord Crailek the Third, Returned God of Shadows:
And besides, Nat and his oversized friend have Lightsabers. I've seen pics, it's legit.
This.
Phantasmagorical Master Max the Fourth, High God of Fantasy:
We're dealing with an elite order of australian Jedi Knights, here.
And this.
Just so's everyone knows, I'm the guy that does their soundtrack. I'm also in the order, but making the music for the epic-jedi-duels becomes much more difficult when swinging a lightsabre.
Master Divine:
just a week and a half ago I hurt a guy so badly he bled all over my games room and had to go to the hospital for head trauma. With a wooden sword.
This is legit. I have seen the blood, both on the sword, and on the floor. He needs not a lightsabre, but he enjoys overkill.