Re: Deadwood, 31 Talisandre 620 N.A.
Kolarios listened with some interest to the abbreviated histories of each and his brow grew furrowed. With each person’s tale, it would seem that more questions would arise. As a lull in the conversation ensued, the Zandir knew that it was his time to inform the others of his involvement with the blasted ship. He rose, sketching a quick bow, and managed to grab his wineglass before the sweep of his arm dislodged it from the table. ”I am Kolarios Viramos, gentleman, swordsman extraordinaire, recently sailor on the fine vessel of Captain Ceramose. I was a passenger by my own design and yet, the Captain being quite kind although a bit cunning I do say, allowed me to stay on and assist in the many tasks that, being Zandir and naturally gifted, one of my expertise could be of assistance.” He took a sip of his wine.
”I hail from the Viramos estate in northern Zandir, the son of Etrolian Viramos, I am sure you have heard of him. I traveled to Zanth to enroll, per my dying father’s wishes, oddly enough it turned out he did not die, thank the Ten Thousand, apparently it was just a minor sniffle, in the Sultanate’s Guards, which I may add, I managed to accomplish with little difficulty… well there was that whole episode with the Imp but I digress,” he shrugged. ”My companions and I served the Sultanate quite well, perhaps you heard of some of our exploits? The Razing of the Wine-Taster’s Guild? The Crashing of the Tower of Ikrios? The Falling of the Statue of Dubilan the Just? Yes, I confess, it was our great skill and courage that caused all of those things to happen.” He stopped to inspect his blade for a moment. ”This is my blade, did I introduce you? No matter, introductions are best done amongst many bottles of wine and we have only quaffed a handful. That is something we, my old friends and I that is, learned over several years service. Steel in hand, wine in belly! Courage for all, you know.”
The Zandir was quite perceptive, with flashing, intelligent eyes. So it must have been the excitement suffusing him that caused him to miss the glazing look in the eyes of his audience. For truly, they all were his audience. That thought caused him to pause and wonder on the words of the famous and renowned Charlatan-Playwright, Wilvanos T’akapear. He nodded quietly to himself in agreement. Truly, his words have meaning today. ‘All the world a stage…’ And I, his left brain noted to his right brain, I am truly an actor on this grand stage. Alas, my audience! He shook his head and smiled at the table. Turning to the Cymrillian, he inclined his head. ”Where was I? Did I mention the Burning of the Tavern Elegance? No? Well, I should save some glories for later. I would hate to beat upon my chest before we have had a chance to truly bond with wine and oaths and all that stuff that will make this a Grand and Amazing Quest and, therefore, worthy of my blade.”
”Egads, it is dry here. Maybe the wine… a bit more, maybe?” He smiled at the servant who topped him off again. ”So I must pass over many things although I would be unkind and ungracious to note that I am here, and no longer a Sultanate Guard, for the love of a woman. A beautiful woman of emerald hair and sparkling eyes, she will love me forever. Tearfully, for my road travels on but the love, it was true love truly.” He winked at the Sarista, newly joined to the table and raised his glass. ”I’m sure you would understand that I had to free her from the bedchambers of that slovenly beast, yes-no? Pah, to my own dismay to find that the bastard had the ear of the Chamberlain of the Room of Many Tiles in Strange Colors. Odd job that, now that I think about it. Regardless I was forced to run with my sweet, sweet love and we did so with much haste and lots of assassins. All dead now.” He winked at Mirna with a knowing nod of his head. ”Aye, my steel did save me as usual. Although, I confess to playing some small part in that. Twas my hand guiding it after all.”
”Regardless, I-“ At this point, rapture in his own tale aside, Kolarios noted something very interesting at the table. How odd, it would appear that Cymrillian is snoring… Have we been poisoned? Magicked? He looked around the room for surely that would be impossible without his noticing it. Naturally, I am highly-trained after all. That was truly true. That worry dismissed, he noted the others seemed a bit distracted, talking amongst themselves and looking around the room in that strange way that Kolarios recognized at other times where extolled his conversational brilliance. Surely, my exploits overwhelm them. Perhaps it is best to be sparing. Although it was sure nice of them to recognize my bravery, especially that quietly snuffling Cymrillian, by offering to pay for my drinks. Perhaps later then.
”Well, obviously I did sail upon the ship of Captain Ceramose with yon Cymrillian here, thank you for your kind offer, I do believe I shall have another. Naturally, it took many Rajan blackhearts to stop my assault upon their nefarious plans. I was struck from behind naturally. Cowards with horns. Honestly… horns? So last season. Well, I had no choice but to seize upon the needs of the Wondrous and Decidedly Purple Lady Inan.”
He snagged a glass from the tray of a passing server, his previous two seemed to have gone dry in this odd climate. He winked a thanks at the kind Cymrillian and quaffed half of it. ”So, it stands to reason that I make this my life’s work by destroying the foul blackhearts, seizing the ship, returning it to the Diminutive Lady of Purple Hue and eventually adding it to the fine and great events of my life.” He looked over at Callianos. ”Minstrel, eh? I have some ideas for a wonderful epic that you could write. All true, of course.”
((OOC: I promise shorter posts in the future... he's just so much fun to write ;-)-))
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