Re: Apokryphos Cafe and Coffeehouse - The Cafe
Mits loves the fan up the sleeve trick. And manages to restrain herself from making puns about who is her biggest fan.
She lights up at the prospect of turning lead into chocolate. "Oooh! Alchemy! Neat! Hope it's not the kind unwittingly fueled by the tormented souls of an alternate timeline. As for Spiritualism, Mittens just learned how to see spirit auras from a half-demon holy warrior! And nonsense statements like that are the story of her life. You may downplay your lack of knowledge, but you were able to deduce that Miss Adventure is famous. Due to being on camera when the Alien Invaders attacked our fair city. Super proud of the fact that I coined the term, 'Yokai Zords,' that's become the fallback title of our unannounced guests.
"Outside that? Well, until recently, I'd get up to all sorts of weird adventures in outer space. Mostly in the Milky Way, but sometimes in galaxies far far away. Such as the time when the retro space fascists filed suit against the neo space fascists for trademark infringement, and Mittens was subpoenaed as a witness because she had combated them both. 'They copy absolutely everything, changing only their name and size of their planet-smasher, and think nobody notices!? We demand they pay compensation!' I can only hope my testimony in some way inconvenienced them both."