Re: Department store
Iris and Chuck had absolutely no reason to know that there was trouble. Not that they weren't there; in fact, they were. Chuck stood out like a sore thumb among the smaller children waiting to sit in Santa's lap. He slouched, his hands in his pockets, occasionally muttering embarassedly to the smaller girl who didn't look all that out of place. Twelve... bordering on that 'too old for Santa' age, but Iris had never seen him before.
She danced as she stood in line, getting funny looks from parents who were clutching their own childrens' hands, "So let me get this straight... I sit on the old man's lap. He asks me what I want and then gives me candy... Isn't this the sort of stuff the counselor at school warns us about?"
"Er..." Chuck suggested, "No?"
"So if I ask him for, say, a Homestar Planetarium, a EXFO FTB-200, and an easybake oven. Do I get it?"
"No, you get a dollar-store Christmas coloring book."
Iris looked pensive, then asked, "Do crayons come with that?"