April 8th. Night. Blackthorn. South Texas, CSA
"On a gathering storm comes
a tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat with
a red right hand"
--Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, "Red Right Hand"
Silas Underhill sat down, set his hammer aside, and pulled the bottle of laudanum from his desk. His work was done for now...the body was snugly tucked away in it's eternal home, and all that was left was the burial, which could wait until morning, after the dandy had actually paid him for his labors.
He took a swig from the bottle. Good stuff for what ails a body, he reflected. He used to travel from town to town, selling bottles of this stuff sweetened with honey and mint, touting it as a wonderful miracle cure. "Dr. Marner's Marvelous Medicine." he chuckled at the memory, and the irony of his situation. For the last three years he'd been in the town of Blackthorn planting bodies in the ground instead of selling them panaceas to keep them out of it. Sure, he'd needed to learn carpentry fast, but at least now his customers didn't complain about his wares.
Or so he had thought.
Until the banging came from the coffin he'd just finished nailing shut.
Underhill started at the noise, as would any sane man in his circumstances. He almost spilled his medicine all over himself in shock. The clatter continued.
What in perdition was going on? You heard about live burials, sure, but Underhill had learned to make discreet cuts in his charges to avert that little problem, should a body prove less dead than advertised. This man hadn't bleed...he'd just oozed. No way he could still be alive!
Whatever was in the box, though, didn't seem to appreciate the impossibility of it's motions, and continued to bang at the pine lid. Underhill heard the wood begin to crack under the pounding, and decided it would be a good idea to fish the Derringer out of his desk, move near the door, and wait for this nightmare to stop. Yes, this was surely just a delirious dream brought on by the laudanum, nothing more.
The coffin lid warped as it began to buckle under the pounding. Splinters flew as the coffin shattered, and the curious body began to struggle upwards.
It wasn't long dead, only a few hours if the man who'd brought it in was to be believed, and had been dressed in the uniform of a Union soldier. And now it was turning towards him, glaring at him with eerie red-glowing eyes. It began to speak, a horrible whisper passing grave air through rotting lips.
"...Mine eyes have seen the gloy of the coming of the Lord...I didn't find it glorious, in fact I was quite bored...we killed the Lamb of God and splashed it's blood across the wall...because Jesus hates us all..."
Underhill did what any right-thinking man would do when confronted by such a blasphemous mockery of all that was good and holy. He pissed his pants, dropped his gun, and ran into the street, shrieking like a little girl.
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