Re: Look ma I'm going to church!
"Y'all are His children, not His toys-" Alouette explains, and goes out for someone else, sparking a bit.
"-if God worked for mortals rather than mortals working for God, He would not be God, who is the Infinite and Great Spirit," it continues, dragging the man whose heart it restarted in by the boots completely ignoring his protests. "He would only be a servant like the Archangel Sky Coyote, who does many things, but cannot see everything."
It clanks out again, and in a while is back with a semiconscious burns victim. "God is like, similar to, a man standing by a deep river, which is life, with rapids in, like things that hurt...and whirlpools like, similar to, the pull to witchcraft, power that causes harm because it is stolen power, and the Devil. Some mortals think it is hard to swim within reach of His hand, but swimming alone has higher probability of drowning in troubled water, alternate, going under whirlpools. Y'all don't have to move towards that safe shore, but He won't turn around an' leave you. He will help you, if you will be helped."
...and it's off again. For all the thing has the common sense of a starling nesting in a steam engine, it seems the clank has a surprisingly firm - if idiosyncratic - grip on current theology.
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