Re: Episode 1: Satan's School for Young Vampire Slayers
Gabrielle's grin only grew wider when Buffy just barely missed her. "No, no, Slayer! I shan't make it that easy for you!" Although the Southern dialect remained, the vampire's speech slipped into an archaic formality. Melba and Chan noticed that quirk, but the others were too busy scrambling or trying to fight.
Buffy adeptly avoided her intended skewering by Gabrielle. Darius saw the petite blonde show off moves that would rival Uma Thurman's Bride: ducking underneath stabs, parrying blade thrusts, returning her own stabs that kept the Alpha She-Vamp on her toes, throwing expert punches that would kayo any ordinary human. The Vampire Slayer certainly didn't lack in talent or power, she was solely edged out by her quarry's experience.
While this happened, Chan drew out a glass bottle of perfume. She hurled it at the nearest vamp, who caught it easily. "Aw, is that for me? Look, y'all, I got some Wal-Mart perfume! At least I won't have to eat another sales girl for a while!"
The chunky vamp held Garrett in a headlock. "C'mere, sugar!" She drew the slender boy's head closer--whether for a bite or a kiss, only she knew!
Then, an unexpected player entered the field. A masked soldier(?) took meticulous aim. A gloved hand pulled a trigger when the moment was right. A muffled shot rang. Gabrielle looked up, and cursed when Buffy slashed her ribs with the stake!
The she-vamp holding Garrett clutched her head and cried out in pain. Gabrielle's gang looked around in confusion. They all turned to their leader for their next cue. "Time to dip, home-girls." Gabrielle shoved Buffy backward. She shook a finger, as if scolding a naughty child.
"Not fair bringing in snipers, Slayer! I'll have to bring my own for our rematch!" Then, the vamps took to the alleys, tearing off in different directions.