Re: Episode 1: Satan's School for Young Vampire Slayers
Melba muttered to Ms Williams' (oh heck, let's get it right Emmanuelle's) retreating back, "You know, you really shouldn't press me, you KNOW what I can do to Canterbury Tales". Then, more audibly, she said, "What about garlic, mirrors, videotape, crosses... and in the last case, do you have to be a Christian, and if you're not, does a Magen David work? Hmm, and if it does, how devout a Jew do I have to be?"