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Coupled in Zombieland - Survival/Dating Game [Adult]

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Soulbound
member, 21 posts
Sun 11 Feb 2018
at 15:11
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Coupled in Zombieland - Survival/Dating Game [Adult]

Earth is a very different place in 2069.

The human race has conquered the solar system. For decades, the Lunarians, known to Earthers as "Moonies", have lived off-world in colonies on Earth's moon, Europe, Ganymede and Io, Titan and Oberon, just to name a few. These moons have been outfitted with high-luxury colonies. Travel between the colonies is facilitated by Luxury LaGrange Point space stations and massive, decadent space yachts known as "pleasure arks."

However, this isn’t a story about the off-worlders, who are our betters in every way.

Nor is this a story about the zombie apocalypse that forced the quarantine of Earth nearly a decade ago.

Nor is this a story about how Moonies used anti-zombie fields to create safe zones that eventually blossomed into the nine Sectors we know and love today.

This is a story about how we, the humble people of Earth, through the power of dating on reality TV, can entertain our space-bound betters and earn our life-giving supply of ZX-12, which powers the anti-zombie fields that protect our noble Sectors.

More than that, this is a story about the beauty of love, the sorrow of loss, and the unparalleled thrill of a zombie killing adventure.

This...is Coupled in Zombieland.


"Coupled in Zombieland is the most anticipated new show of the season. Five Stars." - Primecast Today

"Earths first and only Zombie Survival dating show will bring a fresh modern take to traditional dating game tropes." - Loonie for Lunarians

"Finally a dating show with Teeth!" - Hanz "The Axe" Hanzo
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Soulbound
member, 22 posts
Sun 18 Feb 2018
at 19:04
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Coupled in Zombieland - Survival/Dating Game [Adult]

For the old timers (or those of us born in the 20th century), the world ended well before the zombie apocalypse. Many would blame the near 40-year reign of the Trump Dynasty for the fall of humankind. Others, like the Lunarians and Capital residents, would argue that it was the global corporate feudal system created by the blind eye of the middle class that allowed the top .001 percent to consolidate their resources and technology in order to privatize and truly conquer space.

The argument is cyclical, and as is the case in most arguments, there is truth to both sides. What is 100 percent certain is that by the time the dead began to rise in 2058, our polluted and overpopulated Earth was in decay. Generations of the hyper-elite had already taken refuge off-world in their various moon colonies, LaGrange space stations and and pleasure arks. They left Earth and took with them the bulk of our technological knowledge.

So when the zombie plague hit mankind like a wave crashing to shore, we were left ill prepared to defeat it. What followed was the Starless Night. Starless because humanity was already figuratively without hope. Then the bombs dropped, irradiating and strengthening the zombies, and in the nuclear winter to follow, we were literally without the stars as well.

It was a year of cold fear and death, ended only by the arrival of the Pillars. These massive devices, constructed and launched to Earth by the Lunarians, produced anti-zombie fields (AZFs) that both slowed and repulsed the monsters.

The Lunarians no doubt saved us, but they did so by providing us with technology only they could understand, and more importantly, that only they could fuel. This has allowed them to establish a system of complete control over Earth and its people.

- Victoria Reyas, Founder of Sector Zero
Soulbound
member, 23 posts
Wed 28 Feb 2018
at 16:15
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Coupled in Zombieland - Survival/Dating Game [Adult]

Hello, this is everyone's favorite Fanmail Smart System, once more bringing you the most cutting edge social network algorithms available today, thanks to SkyFeed.  Sign up for SkyFeed today, and download our trademarked Poll-Manip app, using today's technology to sway voters across the solar system into making poor political choices. No more thinking for yourself on important topics like gene manipulation, cloning technology and immortality, decarceration, resource depletion, social isolation and the ethics of indentured servitude. Sign up now to receive our DisTRACT! app, where you can redraw legislative districts for maximum political effect!

And speaking of maximum effect, the votes are in for Coupled in Zombieland's most desired ships!



With roughly 1 million votes each, our first place Dream Couples are:


Coco Smellvis / Cocodile Dundee (Coco + Alan).
-For no reason greater than my desire to say the word Smellvis.
-She apparently likes guys with rough hands, and he's a miner who probably has rocks stuck under his skin.
-Two bad mouths make good chemistry!

GinJen (Ginger + Arjen).
-The data does not lie, sweeties.
-She called him Flapjacks!
-They're both pretty intense. The sex would be hot, and so would the drama. Also they can both kick ass so seeing them team-up would be savage.

Gingko (Ginger + Coco).
-Come on! Just make out a little.
-I'm just saying, I've looked, and neither of them have panty lines.
-The show needs a little girl on girl action. No! The show needs THIS girl on girl action #sugarandspice

Tied for second place, with roughly 850,000 thousand votes each:

CarGin / Ginseng (Ginger + Carson).
-Just look at them together, their mini-game, phew.
-Sweet and salty, fire and ice, yin and yang. The differences create balance.

Arco / Cojen (Coco + Arjen).
-Hard working labourer meets pampered princess. Beauty and the Beast at its finest.
-Giver dat banana!

Tied for third place, with roughly 520,000 votes each:

Athawk (Athena + Hawk).
-They deserve each other.

Ginger 9.0 (Ginger + Alec 9.0).
-Damaged home girl can damage him. She can have as many of him as she wants, when she wants, as big as she wants. I clone it!




As for Nightmare Pairs, there was one clear and decisive winner! With roughly 1.7 million votes:


Carsena (Athena + Carson).
-Because they are both THE WORST and they'd probably combine forces into some kind of city-destroying giant Robot that is made up of smaller but just as evil Robots.
-Praying that Carson puts the moves on Athena so the girls from two can compare notes. #sistersB4misters

But let's not forget about our runners up! Other highly popular Nightmare Pairs are:

HoCo (Coco + Hawk).
-Farm boy and city girl? No way.

Carcoco (Coco + Carson).
-Just too much...too, too much.

Rajun' Cajen (Catherine + Arjen).
-Assuming some things, pretty sure he would break her.

Harjen (Hawk + Arjen).
-They should have a sweaty Build Off with no shirts. Loser washes off winner in the shower.

Cohena (Coco + Athena).
-BUTCHER THINK THEY KNOW US! THEY'RE STILL EARTHER SKUM! #teamHawk

Ginger and Anyone.
-Because she's fucking AWFUL. #killthebitch



AND special shout out to Catherine/Alan and Catherine/Hawk, who were the ONLY ships to show up in both DREAM and NIGHTMARE PAIRINGS!

Calan (Catherine + Alan).
-SO MUCH CHEMIIISTRRRY! I CAN'T HANDLE IT!
-Those two are scary MotherEarthers. Kinda like motherfuckers, only with more murder.

Hathrine / Cawk (Catherine + Hawk).
-Because these two know how to work huge tracts of land.  #farmersonly
-You'd think two peas from the same pod would work, but these two are split like Pawnee and Eagleton.



Until later, this has been Fanmail.
Soulbound
member, 24 posts
Thu 8 Mar 2018
at 13:53
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Coupled in Zombieland - Survival/Dating Game [Adult]

Still seeking new contestants. Come join the fun on  Earths number one apocalyptic dating show.
Soulbound
member, 25 posts
Tue 3 Apr 2018
at 17:53
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Coupled in Zombieland - Survival/Dating Game [Adult]

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Soulbound
member, 26 posts
Wed 11 Apr 2018
at 12:06
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Coupled in Zombieland - Survival/Dating Game [Adult]

And we're back! Hello you stellar readers, this is everyone's favorite Fanmail Smart System, once more bringing you the most cutting edge social network algorithms available today, thanks to SkyFeed.  Sign up for SkyFeed today, and download our trademarked Poll-Manip app, using today's technology to sway voters across the solar system into making poor political choices. No more thinking for yourself on important topics like gene manipulation, cloning technology and immortality, decarceration, resource depletion, social isolation and the ethics of indentured servitude. Sign up now to receive our DisTRACT! app, where you can redraw legislative districts for maximum political effect!

Or for Lunarman's Review of the FIRST ROUND in Zombie Love Land!

Speaking of maximum love effect, the votes are in for Coupled in Zombieland's most desired ships!




Tied for First Dream With roughly 3 million votes each, our first place Dream Couples are:



Atlan (Alan and Athena):
-Aussie mate and French madame equal adorable sexiness.
-Mmm.....so hot, his accent, her accent, the way they communicate with the International Language...
-They're just so wholesome!

Ginjen (Ginger and Arjen):
-They're equal parts hilarious and adorable.
-They made s'mores look tittilating.
-I WANT TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON UNDER THOSE COVERS!!!


Tied for second place, with roughly 850,000 thousand votes each:



Hathena / Atawk (Hawk and Athena):
-I voted them for Nightmare last time, but they had such good chemistry...
-Those that almost blow up together stay together.
-At least a Sec 2'd have the curtesy of pleasuring him before squeezing his balls off!

Hawk and His Shovel
-Still a better love story than Twilight.
-They've really been through thick and thin together.
-They make the best decapitation team.


Tied for third place, with roughly 520,000 votes each:



Seager (Sean and Ginger)
-They'd made the cutest babies!

Slelan (Selene and Alan)
-They'd mine something together.

Catson (Catherine and Carson)
-They made the best (free) porno!

Gingko (Ginger and Coco)
-I'm not giving up on them!

Gin'mores (Ginger and S'mores)
-More chocolate, more boobs! More chocolate, more boobs!



As for Nightmare Pairs, there was one clear and decisive winner! With roughly 5 million votes:



HoCo / Cawk / Chocobird (Hawk + Coco).
-Because there needs to be more transforming thongs in that man's life.
-Seriously? That hottie from One with that bumpkin, ewww...DID HE JUST LEAVE HER TO DIE!
-This farm boy does not even belong in the same zip code as the princess from 1.
-This is a pair that should never have vibrating underwear!


But let's not forget about our runners up! Other highly popular Nightmare Pairs are:



HaCa / Cawk (Hawk + Catherine)
-Those two are so similar they're boring! She's not flashing her titties yet!

Atjen / Arthena (Arjen and Athena)
-Because Arjen helped hid Athena's case, and THAT will get ugly.

Catson (Carson + Catherine)
-What does Carson see in her? I mean, my tits are fuckin' way better than hers.

GinJen (Ginger + Arjen)
-Eeeewww! She touched his banana! I be he doesn't bathe!

Zynger (Zyn + Ginger)
-Ginger's gonna be PISSSSSSED when she finds out Zyn's not Sacha!



AND special shout out to Ginger/Arjen and Catherine/Carson, who were the ONLY ships to show up in both DREAM and NIGHTMARE PAIRINGS!




Until later, this has been Fanmail.

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