If someone is going to save the world, you expect them to be the best of the best. You expect them to have the best training, the best equipment, the best support crew, the best of everything. You expect them to be the greatest heroes, willing to fight against impossible odds and still have time to get the girl in the end.

Unfortunately, this isn't an action movie. You're not a ruggedly handsome protagonist. You're a teenager in the world which sixteen years ago stopped turning. You're the pilot of a giant monster and your mental issues are slightly more dangerous than the other giant monsters who want to really end the world. You're humanity's greatest hero, simply because you're the best they got.

Welcome to Adeptus Evangelion Borderline: The Frashokereti. Try not to end the world.


With the opening blurb done, I'm looking for three to four people to be the pilots of the giant robots, and one person to officially be the Operation Director and unofficially be the cat herder. This is not a first come first serve situation. The people with the best concepts will get in.

Two slots remain for the game, one of much needs to be filled. The important one is the Ops Director, and we are currently taking applicants for the designated adult. If you want to be paid to keep a bunch of brats from accidentally causing the end of the world, then this position is for you. It includes a 401k, dental, and the knowledge that if the world ends, you'll be the first one to know!

There is also an additional pilot position, but this one is optional. So if you are a teenager with impressive mental issues and should be the absolute late person to pilot a giant robot, feel free to apply! After all, it saves our asset collection team the cost of black bagging you.

For all you teens with a death wish, I'd afraid to announce the position for the last Pilot has been filled. However, given the life expectancy of a pilot is only slightly higher than a pilot in WW1, we can always use reserves.

For the slightly broken adults, the position of Ops Director is still open! If you are a shell-shocked veteran, an officer's school drop out, or just a babysitter who doesn't like kids, then you are in luck! We need someone of your very particular skill set¹ to help save the world!

¹If you learned these skills over a very long career then you are just what we are looking for. If these skills can make our pilots' lives a nightmare, then you qualify for additional benefits! Apply now to learn of NERV's exciting career opportunities!

NERV is not responsible for catastrophic mental breakdowns, sudden and irreversible conversion into Tang, extreme property damage, or ration spoilage during your term of employment.