RISUS: Adventurers for Hire
Could you find room in the party for a Discworld troll?
Arkwright was an Anhk-Morpork troll. He didn't actually have a job, 'cos he done some finkin', right, and he figured out that having a job wasn't much different from doin' work. He didn't quite realise it, but he was the muscle in a protection racket run by a dodgy gnome. All he knew was that his little mate Pixie (yeah, a gnome named Pixie, go figure) got bullied a lot by shopkeepers, bartenders and otherwise-honest artisans because of his size and often needed his big mate to sort 'em out. Until they got the watch to help them, which just goes to show how sneaky and mean they really were. So Arkwright had to leave town pretty quickish.
He doesn't know much, but he knows enough not to let anyone disrespect his hat. And his ambition is to some day have an even bigger hat. No! --the biggest hat!