MARVEL NOIRVERSE
[NEWSREEL FOR MARCH 1934 STARTS]
*big band orchestra plays in the background*
Put on your tux! Dress in your finest ballgown! It's the HEROES CAVALCADE tonight!
COME AND SEE...
The COSTUMED HERO of the GREAT WAR ~ CAPTAIN AMERICA!
Back from a SECOND EXPEDITION to the SAVAGE LANDS, it's the FANTASTIC FOUR!
You might not recognize him outside of the armor, but there's millionaire playboy Tony Stark, the INVINCIBLE IRON MAN!
WHO KNOWS if any OTHER heroes are INCOGNITO among the crowd?
IT COULD BE YOU!
[NEWSREEL ENDS]
***WARNING: THIS NEWSREEL HAS BEEN CONFISCATED BY S.H.I.E.L.D. - DO NOT RELEASE UNTIL MARCH 2019***