Chapter 6 - The Caravan "Amongst The Mud And The Blood"
Lorenzo had been quiet all morning. Which wasn't all that unusual. Surly, pissed off silences were very Lorenzo-like. But this time felt different. He didn't look mad. Other than the usual, vague look of annoyance that seemed to manifest every time someone looked at him for more than three seconds. He was just... Quiet. Goddamn, even bordering on solemn. Not even prospective jabs at Dom pulled him out of his funk.
He lumbered on after the group as they went on their wild goose chase in Bumfuck Nowhere with no interjection. He stayed toward the back, watching their flanks. And having breakfast, which was apparently nips of whiskey he'd squirreled into his flask the night before. Why they brought along a little kid was beyond him. They were bringing a kid along to find what he assumed was an incredibly dead kid. Or whatever passed for dead in Zombieland. With the Caravan's remarkable string of luck, they would probably just end up with more dead kids than they started with. More dead fucking kids.
When they got to the church he swore he could smell something reeking. He eyed the cars in the lot. Might be able to rig something up. That was neither here nor there yet, first they had to check for the kid and for things that could bite him in the ass while he worked. "Gonna check outside," he said to the group's back, and went off on his own without waiting for acknowledgement; he wasn't even sure if they heard him.
It was a super cursory look around the perimeter of the church. He cut through the little graveyard and checked the borders of the little trees lining the property. He wondered what made the dead buried here different from the dead who could walk around. His grandmother's influence told him because the grounds were sanctified. Maybe there were people in there, clawing at their coffins. Well, good. They could stay there. It's what they deserved, the dead fuckers. He flipped off one of the gravestones just in case.
By the time he finished the survey and returned to the front, Dom was outside with a somehow even worse looking Karen. Now that was a feat. His pace slowed a bit, dark eyes narrowing at the pair, which knowing Lorenzo looked very judgemental, but he honestly was just thinking, wondering if they'd just found something really bad or if Karen's instability just made her constitution shitty. More dead kids, maybe.
"Good shit," he snarked at the pair. "Move it."
They weren't even in the way. He brushed by, machete out, taking the little steps two at a time. He moved into the church and split the skull of the first zed he saw from behind.
"Hey, Papi's home!" he sang as he wrenched the blade out. The force made him stagger a bit, he didn't have the use of his other hand to brace himself. The corpse fell. "Who wants some! I'm real scared, real loud, and reaaaal tasty!"
The church had great acoustics so he kept calling out to get the zeds' attention. They were dumb as rocks and tended to prioritize whatever was loud, moving, or alive. Lorenzo was all three. He moved up further, using the pews on his side to kind of coral the stragglers that took interest in him, and worked to systematically do what he did best. Kill a lot of shit. The church was getting cleared faster with him on the scene. With his bum arm he probably wouldn't last in a real fight but zeds were easy. This was the most cheerful he looked all day, really, in a sort of blood-thirsty, psychotic way.
"Yo, just make them dance around the benches," he instructed Hank, ignorant as to why he was posted up by the door. Then he seemed to notice the kid over the dead zed and something close to alarm came into his tone. He already wasn't happy about her being there and now she was in the way trying to kill shit? "And- you, fuck, get out! You trying to get bit, stupid?"