Chapter Two - Thunder and Lightning.
Zander, normally staggering around in little more than his kilt and boots, shows up at the North Shire Exotic Imports and Exports fully wrapped in a very large wool cloak. Apparently tailored for a hulking brutish man twice his size, the cloak all but envelopes him. Within this cloak Zander ValBanjur has no hands and only the merest hint of booted feet. His head and flowing mane of fabulously lush flowing blonde hair pops out the top, much to the cloak's dismay. It is clear the cloak would prefer him to turtle up and pull the more-than-ample hood up over his head. But no! Zander's face must be seen. The cloak has begrudgingly lost this one battle. It will bide its time for now, knowing that come darkest night, when Zander succumbs to a fantastic volume of drink, it can finally fully consume his slumbering form.
"Christabel, my glowing ray of sunshine," says Zander's head from atop the cloak. "I have something to deposit."
Zander waits for a moment, then two moments, knowing that showmanship is important and timing is everything. One must build just the right level of anticipation. When he senses that the attractive and delightful, but somehow undatable Christabel is about to ask him what it is his wants to deposit he produces a small black kitten from inside the cloak.
"mew..." says the kitten in greeting.
"This is Lizzie. Take good care of her while I'm away. She likes chicken and ale, but don't give her too much ale. She's just a baby, after all."
"As for gear, what was it I got last time? You keep records, right? It seemed to work well for my previous journey, so I'll have the same again."
This technique does wonders for Zander at taverns throughout the land as the staff have a much better recall of Zander's food and drink orders than he himself does. They take good care of him, and he appreciates it. They also bring him lots of drink, which he also appreciates. That's one thing he does remember about his last purchase here at the Exotic Imports and Exports...
Two bottles of cheap wine, a bottle of strong spirits, and an empty bottle.
Why the empty bottle? That's for water, which Zander will fill himself from the town fountain.
"A bedroll," Christabel reads off one of her many meticulous lists.
"What? No. I still have the first one. Don't need it."
"A week's rations, a bar of soap, a spool of fishing line, a hook, flint and steel, a tinder box, 2 burlap sacks."
"You can put the sparkers, the tinderbox, and the sacks back on the shelf."
He didn't really need another spool of fishing line or another hook, but he'd already sent back so much of his order. It was cheap and never hurt to have extras.
"Think I'll need anything else?" he asks Kristi who he thinks is there. He looks over his shoulder to see if that's actually the case or not. Either way, the question drifts to anyone within hearing distance. Zander isn't a quiet speaker.