"Woaaah," Jonny answers Emerald, "Talking fox now. Huhuh. Uh... Huhuh. Sure, foxie! Radical view up here, hah! What the... Tiger horse? Woaaah. Am I on candid camera? Hahah."
Most of the police are stuck in traffic as mentioned, so what's with the couple of officers firing their guns at a fleeing armed suspect on the rooftop of the neighboring building? Must be unrelated to the soccer kid. The masked man they are chasing is carrying a bag of money in one hand and a gun in the other. (
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/bankrobber.jpg ) One might guess that he's a mutant when he leaps the 20' gap between the buildings to the rooftop where Jonny is and takes the kid hostage!
"Cease fire!" the police order!
"That's right!" the thief shouts back after catching his breath, "You might hit the kid! No worries if you hit the mutant, though, right?!"
"Duuude!" Jonny says, apparently unconcerned about the gun held to his head, "I'm like... a mutant too, hah. And I was about to pancake myself anyway, so... uuuh... Up yours, hahahahah!"
The thief is too flabbergasted to reply.
(( The long jump is notable for two of the longest-standing world records in any track and field event. In 1935, Jesse Owens set a long jump world record (of 8.13m; that is, 26 feet, 8 inches) that was not broken until 1960 by Ralph Boston. -wiki ))