Re: Opening Scene
"According to this afternoon's news, you're 16 years old," a reporter says to Mittens, "How do you intend to balance school with running this team of yours?"
"Mi Domf," she answers, mouth full of pizza. She swallows before thumbing at herself with big smile, "High school graduate!"
She does a little jig while sing-songing, "No more pencils no more books! No more teacher's angry looks!"
"Do you expect your age to be a road-block? Considering that you'll be leading adults?"
"No more than my being a girl. Or a cat."
She grabs her tail and wags it at the reporter who seems to be distracted with how the other reporters are being responded to.
"Your team mates are threatening to harm people... What do you plan to do about that."
Mittens shrugs and points at the police officer in the room.
"If yon night of the realm see-eth no evil..." she stops herself, rubs her chin with a lower-lip puckered frown, "On second thought..."
She reaches into her backpack, pulls out a megaphone, and sets it to it's lowest setting. Still quite loud in a small room, but at least not ear-splitting.
"Attention! Attention! Attention!" she bellows with that signature megaphone voice modulation, "Rudeness in progress! I repeat! Rudeness in progress!"
She giggles and wiggles her fingers at those who look her way, setting the megaphone aside.
"Myself included for interrupting, of course. But I felt it important enough to interject a very important public service announcement: The moral of today's episode is 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' The golden rule! To be more specific, everyone here is an ambassador! Each reporter, by the rude or embarrassing questions they ask, makes their respective employers look bad. Each person asked, by the way they answer, could make the Citizen Patrol look good or bad. Detective Bagrowski here, by not raising a finger when threats of bodily harm are made, conveys that the police force doesn't consider such activity illegal. Or even worthy of a warning."
She pauses, looking directly at Frank.
"It's not," Frank answers in his burnt-out tone, "I'm a homicide detective. My job is to catch the person after they've made the mess. If I had a nickel for every time someone made a threat, I'd be a rich man. If I went to the trouble of telling them the obvious, 'Hey, killing is illegal,' I'd have lost my voice."
"Good point! So! Please bear in mind, both interviewers, and interviewees, that while being rude may not be illegal, it's not good for your own reputation or the reputation of the people who you represent. While I invited the reporters here as a gesture of openness, the same golden rule applies to both guest and host: 'Be polite to others if you want them to be polite to you!' So... apologies all around on everyone's behalf! Hugs! Friendship! Happy first time tasting pizza day, Diren! Yay! Well carry on, then! Carry on!"
Mittens then looks to Sarah and grins. "Though I do want to see your superpower in action, Sarah! Care to demonstrate it on me? Or if it'll work on an object, demonstrate on an object?"
(( OOC: I've been kicking myself that a lot of new player's first impression if this forum is a boring committee meeting. I assure you, action is on the way! ))
This message was last edited by the player at 16:56, Mon 30 Aug 2010.