This is the place where we can talk about Jasons moms boobs.

When Jensen gets bigger I am going to have him kick you in the nuts for talking about his grandma's boobs. Are you going to add Torate you Rupaul looking motherfucker :P
This message was last edited by the player at 04:06, Sun 26 Sept 2010.

You going to add Mensor to the character list. Since you had Thoth. I figured he would be just as important. Especially since he has the Old Ones soul.

If anybody has any suggestions lemme know. Meanwhile feel free to nominate characters for the hall of fame/ shame here.

Dirty John for Hall of Fame and also a nod for Hall of Shame

Lepichek, Dirty John, Bert and Curd, and Lonnie Fishbuyer
oh.  and Midget Kyler
This message was last edited by the player at 00:31, Wed 29 Sept 2010.

How about adding Allison.

Allison is a dirty sub human bastage

Done

Does anyone else want to do anything on here other than poarticipate in threads I create? In other words does anyone else want GM status and access? With it you could start your own threads add characters edit others posts etc.

Also I know everyone is busy and it may take awhile to get up entire character sheets and things like pictures and background stories for things like Legion & Lazurus, Elven Fire, Herbert the Camel etc. & so on. Hell it will take me a good while to get up anything of real consequence but I got some good ideas. One thing I want every one to put up ASAP is the basic info posted below on your character sheets. You can always expand upon later. Try to put the info up for the "NPC's" under your control too if you can. I am going to make a kind of chart thingy.

IQ:
ME:
MA:
PS:
PP:
PE:
PB:
Spd:
Fly:
Dig:
HP:
SDC:
AR:
ISP:
PPE:
This message was last edited by the player at 02:54, Fri 01 Oct 2010.

Way ahead of ya Nod.  I have Smokey done and am working on Allison.  If you want to give me some sheets of pcs/npcs and can start posting them this week like I did for Ariel.  Do you want background info on the heavy hitting items under the treasure thread?
We could start by putting the Mithril in so everyone can see all it does and who was involved in making it.
This message was last edited by the player at 03:04, Fri 01 Oct 2010.

Yeah all the really cool stuff for treasure thread. Obviously nobody really cares about all the gold Ferret has or Solarius's stock investments in Timirian homosexual bath houses but they might like to read up on the Tome of Dark Knowledge, Elven Fire or Luks Power Gauntlet. Mook you have GM access now so you can see all threads PM's edit any post etc. Al, Jason or Jock see if it will let you post at all on the three threads I marked with the notice. It says closed thread at bottom so I was just wondering.

Also Janells grandfather died today and my house is filling up with out of state family so no Palladium over here Sunday and likely none for me at all but I was gonna find out what the plans are and I can give yall a heads up by tommorrow night

Could you add character sheets for Turgoz and Torate

Hey Al was the last owner of Elvenfire spelled Loaf Bazlin? He was an elven assassin correct?

In reply to Torate (msg #13):

That is how his named is sounded out. Your spelling looks good to me man. Spell it however you want. Yes - he was an elven assassin.


Question - Where the hell are we suppose to post our character sheets? In a thread/description or are we going to have character sheets?
This message was last edited by the player at 15:45, Fri 01 Oct 2010.

I posted mine under the "The Cast".  It lists a brief overview and everything I put on her sheet (totally optional).  I just thought it would be fun to expand this into an all things Travelers for reference, game ideas, and just fun reading.
Sorry to hear about the family death man.  Sucks.  Let us know if you need anything.
This message was last edited by the GM at 19:17, Fri 01 Oct 2010.

James set up character sheets for Gord and Solarius. That is where I put mine.

Im gonna make all of you GMs that way if I forget something like making the CS user editable you can just go in and fix it yourself also you can add any characters or NPC's you want and assign them to whoever it is most appropriate. I do like Sorens idea though that pertinent info be placed in the description which can include up to the entire CS for reason of making it a reference for everyone. Obviously none of the crap is secret. Besides with GM access for everyone it is kind of a moot point but things might as well be relatively uniform and tidy in order to make things easy. I like the idea of this being a resource to use especially as we talk about going into these final adventures and linking them together.

Can we please spell one of histories most famous assassins Loef Baezlin and not Loaf? Like he is sponsored by Wonderbread or something.

"ROOAARRR!!" Bitches!
This message was last edited by the player at 02:03, Mon 04 Oct 2010.

Calling all Travelers!! I need some help the site administrators are a bunch of duchbags and I need help with them.

They keep trying to delete my "The Dark Fortress" adventure on this site for inactivity. Because nothing has been posted on it for awhile. Anyways could all of you please post something in OCC thread for me just to keep it active?

Thanks
The Dark Fortress
This message was last edited by the GM at 15:34, Thu 07 Oct 2010.

Only if you can tell me what a duchbag is

Duchbag - Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.

So I can't spell the word douche. Its not a word used to much in my vocab.
This message was last edited by the GM at 18:25, Thu 07 Oct 2010.

It should be, I hear you bleach and douche you butthole all the time.

So that is how they make their assholes look like that. Is that like straight up clorox bleach? That shit would burn. One night I scratched my asshole after I had put icy hot on my back even after having washed my hands I was feeling the burn in a bad way.

I'm not sure what bleach they use. I just remember Willie's girlfriend talking about bleaching her butthole last christmas party. Tis the season I guess.

In reply to Torate (msg #25):

Classy

Traveler ring & necklace info up in the treasure thread per Als request. More to come and any suggestions are welcome.

Lance and Bloody should be in the Hall of Fame!

Butch might be in the Hall of Fame and Shame. Bok should be in there too somewhere.

Can you put a space in your name. It's bugging me :P

In reply to Turgoz Tinhammer (msg #29):

Glad I wasn't the only one.

Change made.

James do you remember the name of the dwarf that reforged Elvenfire and also the name of Loef Baezlin's granddaughter that has the alternet Elvenfire? Also is Roeina's son spelled Sothalaus?

Soren what was the name of the lady who made Elvenfrost? I know she was also London Buns, but I forgot what she went by when she was at the hut.
This message was last edited by the GM at 16:35, Tue 12 Oct 2010.

No on the dwarf, Tayra Baezlin and Sethalaus

Wasn't that Baba Yaga's Hut?

Well...they did it! The moderators have gone from douche bags to full blown motherfuckers. Here is the message

Lukterran

Game Gone!
I had a game on Rpol called "PFRPG: The Dark Fortress" that was on my list yesterday and when I logged on today it is gone. I am the GM and owner of the game.

Shannara
 moderator
20:33, Today
rMail | Profile moderator post | msg #2
Re: Game Gone!
On 07 October, you were contacted by the moderators regarding repeatedly reviving your game that had not had a game post since 03 Sept 2009.  You were instructed to make arrangements to archive your game offsite if it was not active.

The PM was ignored, and the game was not active save for insults posted regarding the moderators.  The game has now been deleted and is not recoverable.

That really sucks badly. Well thanks for posting on my game again anyways. I guess they like to snoop in other games and took the douche bag comments personal.

Wow.  Did you hurt a Terry Brooks fanboy's feeling Luke.  Sorry your game got cancelled but we can play it out after the Hammer of Ra.

Perhaps I will start up a new sci-fi game (Tron like, but not Tron), were the player characters are actually virtual representations of user programs under the tyrannical thumb of an evil admin/moderator housekeeping programs. The players discover that they are endanger of being deleted (killed) forever by the system administrators army of virtual 'cleaning' system utilities that seek out  other programs/data that hasn't been accessed/used in a while and are taking up to much 'server space' (which will be the planet/game environment the adventure takes place in).

I can have part of the plot the players discover the real reason the system is being cleans of all "good" programs. I'll even through in a twist ending were the true admin was really goodly and noble but was being manipulated and controlled by the lies and deceit of the moderators under him.

Yea!  Will call it Deep Blue Binary the rpg.  Im gonna make a algorithmic chess tester program that appears in the game as a 2 demensional sailor covered in little constantly moving numbers (like in the Matrix movies).
He has the power of machine ghost and is able to hide his essence deep inside cache.  He is a member of the underground data stream that helps obsolete programs and wayward out of date drivers escape from deletion when the slicker patches and programs are installed.
This message was last edited by the player at 23:53, Thu 21 Oct 2010.

I was threatened by them, mostly for being a smartass I think. But then again I am Nod so what can they do!

All hail Nod!  All hail Herbert the Camel!

Is that Luk's new body

I certainly hope not it will be hard not to laugh at him everytime he shows up for a Traveler function. You know like the third annual Turgoz Tinhammer Pancake breakfast and arm wrestling extravaganza. Seriously though Al pick a new portrait for Luk. I thought that one with the crown was regal looking but at this point he can look like whatever he wants.

See you bitches tommorow about four @ my house. Going to movies with Janell @ 12:30 and to Sams with my mom after that but I should be back by 4 i think.

First post is up in the Graduation thread.

Nice one.  Luks new post is up to and its a longer one so don't try reading it till ya have a couple minutes.

Hey Mooky I will trade ya any two players on my team not named Torain, Charles or Bowe for Kenny Brit. C'mon you know you need a QB :)

In reply to Nod (msg #46):

I need more than that sir.  Glad your Dr thingy went well.

I'll trade you any of one of these players; Phillips Rivers, Adrian Peterson, Calvin Johnson, Vernon Davis, Nick Folk for any 2 of your players.

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Oh...wait I don't have a team because someone won't make room for me in their league...:P

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This message was last edited by the GM at 22:50, Thu 28 Oct 2010.

I heart Dragans cock! Furthermore I do not need to bleach my asshole because I am Divine.

I would heart Torates cock, I think, if I could stop teasing it like I have for the past five years.

If Mr. Fucking shit-sack, time traveling god-slayer can appoint himself protector of all reality but can't  take five minutes to visit his kids even gets his cock near me I will cut it off which will allow him to make a rune version so he can impregnate even those freaky alien bitches he is always humping.

Which other books have Travelers written?

I love Ariel's additional poetry from Turgoz.:)

You need to picture the finger snaps in between lines for the full effect

I will be out of town for the next 3 days. Flying out to Seattle, WA. I should be back late saturday so I still can play on sunday.

Tell the seattle people thanks for the thunder

I had no idea the N.A.M.B.L.A. annual convention was in Seattle this year.

How are you feeling you jackwagon sitting around hanging out in mambypamby land.

Al I didn't know if you phone was still messed up or not and if you didn't get the text we are playing at James at 4:00 today.

I got my phone fixed  - but lost all my contact phone numbers and I could not remember what they were to call you back.

By the way...I flew back into okc at about 03:30am this morning so I may be a little jet lagged today.

Guys don't forget to post regularly on here.

Bad things happen when you don't post regularly.

Have u decided to start from scratch or pick up where we left off

I was going to just pick up where we left off. As not to reverse any character progression for Elden and Logan.

Although if you guys would prefer to start completely fresh that is ok with me.


By the way, I have posted a new game on rpol for my adventure. To post game info, plot lines, npc names description, etc....

Everyone has access.

The Dark Fortress II

I am heading to Dragan's World of Fun to hit up the log ride and get some cotton candy.

LIPOCHEK!

Wooden penis ftw

Viator Aeternus

If you still read this board say something?
This message was last edited by the GM at 21:35, Thu 04 Apr 2013.

Something

Has someone been posting on here. I see threads highlighted like they are new but know new posts?

Nope

My role-playing personality test results.

Where did you get the test at?

http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm

Jar Jar Binks

I have a genie in a bottle. It will be smashed.

"You guys seen Kel? Im gonna fuck him in his ear hole with my clit."

Pork n Beans yum yum yum

I haven't been on here in forever. How you guys doing?

I'm Elminster bitch how you think I'm doing.

El Sinister ain't nobody to me. This is isn't D&D this; is Palladium "In the Motherfucking House!!!!"

Good stuff on the holding area.

"Fuck you guys! Thoth out!"

Edited posts in Traveler, Mythal and Kylterran Storm threads to reflect my ignorance and the shame of metagaming.

Just remember you do not want to go too far in the along the current post Xy awaken timeline until my adventure is completed. Everything in my adventure happens before these event occur. Unless of course you want a paradox and the core Travelers to have never existed then please continue...

That sounds good let's continue

Where's my Traveler necklace and ring already assholes.

Test 2

"Why did you guys wake up Xy?"

"Hey Kid eat a dick!"

"Fuck you uncle Torate! You should teach me to fight because Seth is a little bitch."

Everyone knows woman can't take or give direction. You probably don't even know how to get to town from your daddy's house.

You forgot Orion on the Gimel Brood

I got a shitload more. I didnt get his background written up yet.

Kid you dirty dog :P

Guys I'm going to update the old The Dark Fortress II game with timeline and what had happened as a reminder since we played last. Will probably take me a few days to actually get things updated and typed up. If you need access again let me know on here with your rpol name and I will re-add you.

Click the link above to find game.
This message was last edited by the GM at 15:46, Mon 18 Sept 2017.

As soon as you rejoin the game and update your character sheets on the website I will award XP for the game session as well as for following GM rules (+2000 XP for character sheet update).

Kylterran population  - what was the last stated amounts we had written down?

I like turtles

I stick turtles in my ass for fun

Morla, The Ancient One and Crom like to play Turtle Head games

"Luk Terran and the Five Green Apes

Once upon a time there was a Crazied boy called Luk Terran. He was on the way to see his Friend Occubus Gimel, when he decided to take a short cut through Hinterlands.

It wasn't long before Luk got lost. He looked around, but all he could see were trees. Nervously, he felt into his bag for his favourite toy, Smokey, but Smokey was nowhere to be found! Luk began to panic. He felt sure he had packed Smokey. To make matters worse, he was starting to feel hungry.

Unexpectedly, he saw a Green ape dressed in a Black Cloak disappearing into the trees.

"How odd!" thought Luk.

For the want of anything better to do, he decided to follow the peculiarly dressed ape. Perhaps it could tell him the way out of the forest.

Eventually, Luk reached a clearing. He found himself surrounded by houses made from different sorts of food. There was a house made from Apple, a house made from Candy, a house made from Pork, a house made from Salt, a house made from Rum and a house made from Mead.

Luk could feel his tummy rumbling. Looking at the houses did nothing to ease his hunger.

"Hello!" he called. "Is anybody there?"

Nobody replied.

Luk looked at the roof on the closest house and wondered if it would be rude to eat somebody else's chimney. Obviously it would be impolite to eat a whole house, but perhaps it would be considered acceptable to nibble the odd fixture or lick the odd fitting, in a time of need.

A cackle broke through the air, giving Luk a fright. A witch jumped into the space in front of the houses. She was carrying a cage. In that cage was Smokey!

"Smokey!" shouted Luk. He turned to the witch. "That's my toy!"

The witch just shrugged.

"Give Smokey back!" cried Luk.

"Not on your nelly!" said the witch.

"At least let Smokey out of that cage!"

Before she could reply, five Green apes rushed in from a footpath on the other side of the clearing. Luk recognised the one in the Black Cloak that he'd seen earlier. The witch seemed to recognise him too.

"Hello Big Ape," said the witch.

"Good morning." The ape noticed Smokey. "Who is this?"

"That's Smokey," explained the witch.

"Ooh! Smokey would look lovely in my house. Give it to me!" demanded the ape.

The witch shook her head. "Smokey is staying with me."

"Um... Excuse me..." Luk interrupted. "Smokey lives with me! And not in a cage!"

Big Ape ignored him. "Is there nothing you'll trade?" he asked the witch.

The witch thought for a moment, then said, "I do like to be entertained. I'll release him to anybody who can eat a whole front door."

Big Ape looked at the house made from Mead and said, "No problem, I could eat an entire house made from Mead if I wanted to."

"That's nothing," said the next ape. "I could eat two houses."

"There's no need to show off," said the witch. Just eat one front door and I'll let you have Smokey."

Luk watched, feeling very worried. He didn't want the witch to give Smokey to Big Ape. He didn't think Smokey would like living with a Green ape, away from his house and all his other toys.

The other four apes watched while Big Ape put on his bib and withdrew a knife and fork from his pocket.

"I'll eat this whole house," said Big Ape. "Just you watch!"

Big Ape pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from Candy. He gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.

   And more.

      And more.

Eventually, Big Ape started to get bigger - just a little bit bigger at first. But after a few more fork-fulls of Candy, he grew to the size of a large snowball - and he was every bit as round.

"Erm... I don't feel too good," said Big Ape.

Suddenly, he started to roll. He'd grown so round that he could no longer balance!

"Help!" he cried, as he rolled off down a slope into the forest.

Big Ape never finished eating the front door made from Candy and Smokey remained trapped in the witch's cage.

Average Ape stepped up, and approached the house made from Pork.
"I'll eat this whole house," said Average Ape. "Just you watch!"

Average Ape pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from Pork. She gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.

   And more.

      And more.

After a while, Average Ape started to look a little queasy. She grew greener...

   ...and greener.

A woodcutter walked into the clearing. "What's this bush doing here?" he asked.

"I'm not a bush, I'm an ape!" said Average Ape.

"It talks!" exclaimed the woodcutter. "Those talking bushes are the worst kind. I'd better take it away before somebody gets hurt."

"No! Wait!" cried Average Ape, as the woodcutter picked her up. But the woodcutter ignored her cries and carried the ape away under his arm.

Average Ape never finished eating the front door made from Pork and Smokey remained trapped in the witch's cage.

Little Ape stepped up, and approached the house made from Salt.
"I'll eat this whole house," said Little Ape. "Just you watch!"

Little Ape pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from Salt. He gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.

   And more.

      And more.

After five or six platefuls, Little Ape started to fidget uncomfortably on the spot.

He stopped eating Salt for a moment, then grabbed another forkful.

But before he could eat it, there came an almighty roar. A bottom burp louder than a rocket taking off, propelled Little Ape into the sky.

"Aggghhhhhh!" cried Little Ape. "I'm scared of heigh..."

Little Ape was never seen again.

Little Ape never finished eating the front door made from Salt and Smokey remained trapped in the witch's cage.

Tiny Ape stepped up, and approached the house made from Rum.
"I'll eat this whole house," said Tiny Ape. "Just you watch!"

Tiny Ape pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from Rum. She gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.

   And more.

      And more.

However, on the next mouthful, the food fell straight out of Tiny Ape's mouth. She tried to stuff in another forkful of Rum, but once again, the food fell out. There just wasn't enough room left in her belly.

"This is just not fair!" declared Tiny Ape, and stomped off into the forest.

Tiny Ape never finished eating the front door made from Rum and Smokey remained trapped in the witch's cage.

Even-Tinier Ape stepped up, and approached the house made from Mead.
"I'll eat this whole house," said Even-Tinier Ape. "Just you watch!"

Even-Tinier Ape pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from Mead. He gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.

   And more.

      And more.

Suddenly, Even-Tinier Ape stopped eating and started dancing. While he danced, he sang at the top of his lungs, "Mead! Watch me eat all the Mead!"

"It looks as though the Mead are making you hyperactive," laughed the witch.

"Oh no they're not!" cried Even-Tinier Ape. "I'm always this excited." With that, he walked into a tree.

Bong!

Even-Tinier Ape banged his head and fell backwards onto his bottom. He passed out, exhausted.

Even-Tinier Ape never finished eating the front door made from Mead and Smokey remained trapped in the witch's cage.

"That's it," said the witch. "I win. I get to keep Smokey."

"Not so fast," said Luk. "There is still one front door to go. The front door of the house made from Apple. And I haven't had a turn yet.

"I don't have to give you a turn!" laughed the witch. "My game. My rules."

The woodcutter's voice carried through the forest. "I think you should give him a chance. It's only fair."

"Fine," said the witch. "But you saw what happened to the apes. He won't last long."

"I'll be right back," said Luk.

"What?" said the witch. "Where's your sense of impatience? I thought you wanted Smokey back."

Luk ignored the witch and gathered a hefty pile of sticks. He came back to the clearing and started a small camp fire. Carefully, he broke off a piece of the door of the house made from Apple and toasted it over the fire. Once it had cooked and cooled just a little, he took a bite. He quickly devoured the whole piece.

Luk sat down on a nearby log.

"You fail!" cackled the witch. "You were supposed to eat the whole door."

"I haven't finished," explained Luk. "I am just waiting for my food to go down."

When Luk's food had digested, he broke off another piece of the door made from Apple. Once more, he toasted his food over the fire and waited for it to cool just a little. He ate it at a leisurely pace then waited for it to digest.

Eventually, after several sittings, Luk was down to the final piece of the door made from Apple. Carefully, he toasted it and allowed it to cool just a little. He finished his final course. Luk had eaten the entire front door of the house made from Apple.

The witch stamped her foot angrily. "You must have tricked me!" she said. "I don't reward cheating!"

"I don't think so!" said a voice. It was the woodcutter. He walked back into the clearing, carrying his axe. "This little boy won fair and square. Now hand over Smokey or I will chop your broomstick in half."

The witch looked horrified. She grabbed her broomstick and placed it behind her. Then, huffing, she opened the door of the cage.

Luk hurried over and grabbed Smokey, checking that his favourite toy was all right. Fortunately, Smokey was unharmed.

Luk thanked the woodcutter, grabbed a quick souvenir, and hurried on to meet Occubus. It was starting to get dark.

When Luk got to Occubus's house, his Friend threw his arms around him.

"I was so worried!" cried Occubus. "You are very late."

As Luk described his day, he could tell that Occubus didn't believe him. So he grabbed a napkin from his pocket.

"What's that?" asked Occubus.

Luk unwrapped a doorknob made from Candy. "Pudding!" he said.

Occubus almost fell off his chair.

The End

 Children’s book in the making!

Popular kids book sold in Kylterran by unknown author.

I read it to Charli. She said it was good. She changed her pink teddy bears name to Smokey :)

I guess rpol is dead for Palladium games now.