Re: Oakwood's Ordeal
On behalf of Lady Chloe by the GM
Once things are settled down some, she draws her trusted party members aside. I remember Sir Fenister's name well. His reputation is as a brave Knight, well versed in his weapons and a sound tactical leader. Unfortunately he is quite brusque and tactless in his personal dealings. I think Herkimer must inform the queen that he will resort to normal military operations which will fail, we have succeeded by stumbling on a way to disarm Brance's forces and make him weak. I ask that Sir Fenister be recalled and his soldiers seconded to us. He suffers in the court, so she will need to find another way, which I am sure she will. His last visit to court went sour; I was present for a formal dinner and dance that ended badly.
Sir Fenister is still well remembered in court for his lack of social skills and general clumsiness at Court functions; about two years ago he asked the Lovely Lady Amplee Cromell to dance.
Lady Cromell had worn a most daring gown which did not cover her shoulders, relying on her dress and her bust to keep her enticing but decent. She was quite the lady of the evening, with all the young men asking her to dance, as did many of the older gentlemen of the court.
Many young women who had been passed up for dances, were heard asking who made this gown and where could they get one; the more mature ladies of the court were appalled by this blatant allusion to her ample charms. For close to three hours Lady Cromell reigned supreme among the gentlemen.
At that point she accepted an offer to dance from Sir Fenister; They made a lovely couple and were dancing quite well (unusual for both, really) when on their third attempt to execute a pirouette, Sir Fenister took her left hand in his right and spun her clockwise as he had several times before, except that this time he had accidentally placed his foot on the hem of her Gown. As the Lady spun, her gown was dragged down and away baring much of her charms, including all of her left breast. Lady Cromell attempted to bend forward and cover herself, while Sir Fenister thought she had lost her footing and held her left hand high while reaching around her with his left arm to steady her. He thus ended up with his left hand planted firmly on the Lady’s exposed breast, which caused her to squeal and turn back to face Sir Fenister, who realizing the issue whipped his cape off and covered the now mortified young woman, who now, bright red in the face, attempted to flee from the dance floor thus losing more of her dress before Sir Fenister realized he was standing on it and removed his foot. The King commented to the Queen in my hearing that Sir Fenister was the perfect gentleman, as he used the first thing he could find to cover her nakedness, regrettably it was his left hand. Queen Airis gave him the Hard Cold Scowl of Disapproval for all to see.
Sir Fenister was also quite chagrined and went directly to the king where he apologized loudly, calling even more attention to the Faux Pas, he then left the dance. He was assigned to duty along Oakwoods border shortly thereafter.
I was present and turned to see enough to know the Lady was wholly humiliated, we ladies attended to her in the ladies salon and tried to ease her fears, but Lady Cromell felt her future had been wholly destroyed … and her gown was none to well off either. A royal dress maker fixed it well enough to see her to her quarters.
Lady Cromell has not been seen in court since, begging off all invitations with a variety of excuses. The other young ladies in court immediately lost interest in such dresses and the court suggestion that evening gowns should cover the shoulders was really unnecessary.
Within the court, it has become difficult to pair either of them with an appropriate mate. The King suggested that they be betrothed to each other, as their lands were close and their social skills matched. The Queen again gave him the Evil Eye, but it logically would make a good match for many reasons. I suspect the Queen sees this and will bow to the Kings bad joke in the end.