A Bard's Tale
The guard says, "Yes, yes, honor and praise, blabla. Look, you are being paid to take care of the bandits. That is why you guys do what you do. If you did it for free, there would be cheers and adoration. But this is simply your job; nothing more. Your reward is coin. Now if you prefer praise and adoration instead of coin, I will be completely surprised. But when a town guard steals things from the townspeople, does it matter he kept the peace for 10 years? No. He still gets arrested. Just like your friend. Now move aside and let the law do its thing."
The other guard answers Joe, "If the mayor wants to pardon him by docking his pay, that's up to the mayor. Not us. Our job is to take the guy in and let the politicians sort things out."
Chestnut says, "Thanks, Grabthar. Thanks, Joe. But I'm sure you can get me out by finding who really did this. Whoever it is, if they want to frame me, they will have to get all that stuff into my stuff. So let's make a fake set of gear that looks exactly like mine, secretly hide my stuff, and have the constable hold onto the fake stuff. Then if the stolen things magically show up in the fake stuff, they will know it wasn't me."
Callie is quiet, watching and listening.